Faces of /b/
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Faces of /b/
im bored what is everyone up to
>>676775723
I'd buttfuck :D
>>676775780
Sup, you look like my ex boyfriend.
>>676775874
haha fuck you :D
from germany but can travel within EU
>>676775473
I don't like how your glasses mash against your eyebrows
>>676775723
You'd make a great trap
>>676775780
So, can we see your fuckable ass now, babe?
ooga booga
>>676775995
Madrid here :P
>>676776009
good to know, haha
>>676776097
well, do it like all the other spanish young people and go to Berlin, that's where I live, too. Haha
>>676776009
>You'd make a great trap
TOTALLY agreed
Deja vu.
>>676776040
Fix your fucking eyebrows then we'll talk
>>676776174
I'd buttfuck
>>676775953
not much, where u from
>>676776023
maybeee ;)
Ay again.
>>676776273
hahaha fu! xD
>>676776253
Meh. Boring city.
>>676776174
No amount of weightlifting can save you from your ears, Dumbo
>>676776362
Pleeeeease. Show. Pleeease.
>>676775473
would bang
>>676776463
well, I am in Madrid this summer anyway. Shooting some video for work.
>>676775473
>>676776377
Just imagine. With tight thongs and rubber stockings. Wow. Just wow.
>>676776372
would take you out for a coffee
>>676776532
Girl or guy?
>>676776362
Alabama. And I would destroy your ass with my fat cock.
>>676776523
what do i get for it? i usually don't do this :P
>>676775853
Your mustache needs to be higher
>>676776542
Get that ass ready for my cock then.
>>676776669
no way to hide my penis hhahaha
>>676776637
I'm not Slav if that's what you're implying.
Me and my girl that u neckbeard faggots in this thread would never come close to getting
>>676776314
>>676776707
guy
>>676776767
haha or you yours for mine.
wanna kik?
>>676775853
What the fuck is this
>>676776928
Welp
I appreciate your honesty
>>676776637
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>>676776735
Well, your photo will be in my fap folder. And you will be able to think that some unknown guy out there is cumming in your honor.
>>676776847
>neckbeard faggots
But you have a neckbeard, faggot.
>>676776847
somebody turn his head upside down
>>676776698
I h8 coffee.
>>676776769
Don't worry about that. I like it when it sticks out of the thong.
>>676776372
Hello again punk cutie
>>676777211
Pull the trigger piglet
>>676777215
HAHA. Naughty! It may suprise you how big it is! xD
>>676776931
I don't have kik, but you could share it here and I will install it tonight just for you.
>>676776511
That might be true, but i'm still 6"2" and have no problems with getting woman.:D
>>676776174
nationality?
rate me
>>676777350
plottaX
>>676777343
Well then, show cock
>>676777343
Im more interested in your german tight butt though.
>>676777503
only on kik :D haha
>>676777313
Don't tempt me.
>>676775473
Are you that Slovak dude from/int/?
>>676777537
hahaha ... naughty
>>676777496
plottaX will hear from me.
>>676777211
green tea then?
>>676777632
I thought the fucking same shit
>>676777672
good to know ;)
opinions?
>>676777666
Bitch.
>>676777211
I'd fuck you tbh
>>676777417
American with Aussie immigrant parents. i'm a mutt pretty much.
>>676777632
>>676777743
Nah Italian and Irish
>>676777394
Bet that really lifts you up
>>676777443
Faggot/10
Also Dubs
ayyy guys
Yeah so, rate.
>>676775780
Those shit tier headphones and that basic bitch room. Nice to see normies are still invading the homeland.
I realize I look gay
Rate
>>676777800
I'd had buttfucked you 10 years ago.
>>676777803
woa so rude ;)
>>676777946
Kill yourself/10
Also dubs
>>676776040
Beautiful. You have such perfect eyes.
WouldLookGoodWithMyCockInYourMouth/10
>>676777946
You look like you've tongued a few dick holes in your day
>>676777872
That's interesting. are you cut or unsnipped then?
>>676775853
if you take your facial hair and put in on a blank piece of paper it would look like a face of it's own.
Kind of resembles this one cartoon character although i can't remember which one
>>676778151
Kek
88
>>676777166
kek
My old face
>>676776372
Fight club girl! Still hot. Opinion hasn't changed.
>>676777931
>mouth piercing
Just end your life
>>676778142
>:<
>mfw seeing that shit
>>676778316
Upside down of course
>>676778035
I'll make sure you crossdress when you come to Madrid, slut.
>>676778219
Cut
>>676778221
topkek HAHAHAHHA
fuck me hard that's funny!
>>676776372
>>676778328
I agree.. She is very good looking.
>>676778358
7/10 you look smart
>>676777394
well if you have a clearer pic, feel free to post it
>>676777919
that's the rapiest thing i've ever seen
guess my age
>>676778575
wanna come over?
>>676778350
Sure, I'll get on that in 50 or so years.
>>676778494
I feel like you're the goofball friend of someone who bangs a lot of chick's so you just hang around but don't really get lucky.
hai
>>676778395
if you pay the clothes HAHA
>>676778328
One last
>>676778417
Nice. Then are you happy you are? And were you also left with a thin brown/tan line from it?
>>676778291
You look more like Amish than Neo-nazi
>>676778494
Perfect 10/10
>>676777211
Come to Hawaii, I'll give you a present
>my dick
>>676777055
this is the only one you're getting, amature one as well :P <3
>>676777931
I'm currently visiting my parents so i'm using my sisters room, and i honestly couldnt care less of the headsets :3 they're nice
>>676778712
dat shirt doh
>>676776040
I'd fuck the hell out of you.
>>676778739
Indeed. I have plenty of clothes here for all my sluts.
>>676778765
Bellatrix cosplay NOW
>>676778820
Can see the scar from where your tail was removed.
>>676778765
Seriously.. Lets go get some pie or something.
>>676778864
HAHAHAHAHA. I'm dead :D
>>676778820
That's a gorgeous ass, babe. Thanks. Straigth to my fap folder.
>>676778838
its tumblr shit but so am i
>>676778358
Software programmer/10
>>676778995
Consider yourself fucked.
>>676779047
Yo, lass ein saufen gehen!
just a little sass for you /b/ ;)
>>676778820
Timestamp or I'm callin' BS.
>>676779047
you look like the typical guy who is a good friend.
>>676779047
I'd have a beer with you
Fuck off my pretzels tho
>>676778929
lmao ok that one was new
>>676775723
More? Pls? You are so cute.
>>676779047
you're a handsome lady
>>676779047
etzat, servus bua
>>676778820
Nice. In return, my cock.
>>676778958
I would but unfortunately I'm in middle east.
>>676779159
You look deeply stoned
>>676779149
let's the D-Sizes decide who gets fucked, hahahah
Got called ugly and short /b/. What do you think? I am short.
>>676779040
wasnt passing any form of judgement.. The hostility on this thread is over the top.
>>676779156
Bitter!
>>676779248
Thank you!
Just did tho
Will post more this evening
>>676779248
shut up, he is MINE
>>676778921
MODS
>>676779221
Thanks man!
>>676779364
Bitter? Haha eher Hopfig!
>>676777766
you look kinda like this guy>>676778358
weird, it's like you almost want people to think you don't crave attention and validation
>>676779047
You look like a cool guy to be friends with.
>>676776847
Too much forehead I am happy I do not have her.
>>676779296
i am lmfao! woke up and smoked half a joint then got munchies so i went and ate like 6 sandwiches
>>676778771
i guess so lol, my dick is the tannest part of my body weirdly enough, not sure why.
>>676779285
Thats alright. The fact you would is enough for me.
;/^)
>>676779440
fucking idiot. scroll up.
>>676775473
Sure why not
>>676778358
Uncle Glen?
>>676779562
;^)
Took a picture with a gun, so maybe you faggots will finally take notice and rate.
I never damned get replies. Must look too basic.
>>676779337
you are short
>>676779337
i think you're short
>>676779440
Glad I'm not the only one that thinks he looks underage.
>>676779601
I'd buttfuck
>>676779691
Damn, edgy much?
>>676778898
Idk if close enough.
>>676779337
Short/10
>>676778921
Perfect trap/10
>>676779727
He isn't? Daaamn
>>676779691
Jew detected
>>676779754
I too would buttfuck him
>>676779211
:)
>>676779691
You look like the type of people i hang out with. Does that help?
I am the black sheep of the group tho.
>>676779274
oh i'd really like to suck on that
>>676779879
haha. I take this as compliment
>>676779601
too blurry
>>676779857
Samara is that you? kek
>>676779844
I bet you smell funny. Like plastic, leather and sweat.
>>676779296
i'm not actually, nor am i this fuck >>676779546
>>676779913
No wonder, he is highly buttfuckable
>>676779547
Guess so to being happy, or to having a visible tan/brown line? I can be clear about what I mean by such a line if I'm drawing a blank
>>676779827
Being desperately edgy gets replies at least it seems. It is what it is.
>>676780006
Take it as an invitation ;-)
>>676778840
>>676778151
>>676780186
again? haha
>>676779914
Stop using emojis.
>>676779890
German blood, fuck kikes.
>>676780232
I would fuck you, but only because I have low standards.
>>676780103
Yes i have no idea what you are talking about lol, but i do have a visible tan brown line on my dick if thats literally what you are asking
>>676780296
a jew can be german ...
invalid rebound
>>676780258
Those lips are made for sucking
>>676780232
Holt shit, is that actually you? You're stunning. 10/10 easily. Do you have kik or something? If you do, I have blue eyes and a blue shirt in my pic so you'll know it's me messaging you and you can ignore everyone else. If not, that's okay. You're really fucking beautiful though.
>>676780366
Sorry, here's an example of such a line/ring. Not all cut guys have such a line but many do
>>676780232
Yup, you're absolutely beautiful.
>>676779532
Good eye! Those are both me and so is >>676779494
I wanted to see if someone would catch on to that.
>>676780468
good to know hahaha
>>676780273
nahh dont think so <3
>>676779914
>\b\
>>676780259
you got a little penis growing out your belly button dude
>>676780575
i could make another one but :/ effort.
or do i really have too?
>>676780522
yes i do
>>676780540
Why don't you show some ass?
I'd love to add your picture to my fap folder.
>>676780625
It's my clitorous-maximus. Jam your face in it, faggot.
1/2
Howdy
>>676776174
Gotcha. Then if you don't mind saying, are you happy you're cut? And in what state (or general geographical region) was it done?
>>676779337
You're not ugly, kinda cute. Being short automatically makes you cuter
>>676780753
2/2
>>676780040
>>676780753
>1/2
One pic of your retarded looking face and hideous glasses is enough thanks, faggot
>>676780362
I don't think I'm ugly
>>676780532
>>676780510
Thank you much guys :D
>>676777872
hopefully they imparted the accent on you. it'd probably be a boon getting girls
>>676780827
Agreed
>>676780812
Yes i'm happy, it was done where i was born in orange county, can't say i have ever had these questions asked to me before though what for haha?
>>676780706
only if you make sure you remember that I will bend you over and shove my dick in inch by inch
>>676780010
Just took this
>>676780376
Well, ya, I guess german jews are german just like american jews are american. Jews gonna jew.
>>676780897
I second this.
>>676780897
they stop the headaches so idc what they look like
>>676781005
Wow. Just WOW.
>>676780929
deff not ugly. Not 100% what i go for, but i wouldnt throw ya out of bed...
>>676780939
Yes i can speak in both american and aussie accents though since i grew up around both, but the way i talk kinda gives it a way to begin with
>>676780929
>I don't think I'm ugly
Good. Don't ever think that. You're absolutely fucking beautiful. I'd give almost anything to be able to kiss you right now.
>>676776637
B-b-brother did i found you?
>>676781008
I'd TOTALLY buttfuck you.
You are a sex god, dude.
piece of shit checking in ;-))))
>>676780996
I have an (admittedly somewhat esoteric) interest in the subject, so I ask about it per an informal survey. But if you don't mind two more questions: if you have any brothers, are they cut too? And is your dad? I know many native aussies are but a good number are not
>>676780929
God, I wish I knew you. You are really the apple of my eye. As faggoty beta as that sounds, it's true.
>>676775473
>>676781008
you look german
>>676781005
I wanna lick those balls so badly
>>676780929
nice boobs
>>676781302
not a fan of septum piercings. But cute nonetheless
>>676778765
you! i adore you, oh golly
>>676781487
oh yes you can do that
>>676781302
You look like someone that enjoys being raped.
>>676781580
100% straight, yeah
>>676777042
You look charming
>>676781347
FixYourSelfImageYouCunt/10
Would bang.
