Waifu claiming thread.
>something something new version
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
https://youtu.be/7uKJONMOLfk
Sup
Lurking
Stocking claimed for Stockinganon~
>Rubyanon
Tenryuu claimed
>now as WindowsTenTen
Obligatory claim.
>>676775135
Sounds like it would be, I'm sure you'll be able to go. Shit like that typically works itself out.
>>676774422
See you later, Mugi!
>>676775196
Yeah man, thanks for recommending it to me! Can't go wrong with Robert Downey Jr. that's for sure.
Ever see Night Crawler?
Ayy
How do I WoWs
>claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>676772160
>>676775517
>I would still love to hear it <3
W-well, if you really w-want to...
>Awww now i'm gonna blush!<3<3<3
I'll make sure you do!
"Proposal":
Ruby, I've been thinking for a few days about certain things... About us. I've seen that anon waifus are a thing, and, well... If you think about it, we have similar tastes and stuff, we both like fast waifus, we love running, and we get along really well, you are really, really cute, my favourite anon here actually; you are just so nice, so kind with me, so lovely, so adorable, so awesome... I couldn't help but like you. I don't know if you like me too, but in case you do, I want to ask you this before anyone else does.
Ruby anon, would you be my anon waifu?
>>676775011
Swadians can have a bad time against the Rhodoks at first since as you stated earlier a lot of their early tier units tend to die fast, but once their units are upgraded the Rhodoks are fucked.
>Still claimed
>claimed
>>676775595
welcome back you .. ( -- . --)
>>676775680
>Night Crawler
I am one.
https://youtu.be/DNqv3nHyteM
>>676775487
I'm going to go mad science, that makes everything more interesting
>>676775680
Guess I know what I'm watching tonight
Bento box claimed.
!]\[Г€|2]\[€Г claimed
Gamindustri Best Cosplay Girl Claimed.
>>676774420
>To Tatsie
I-i don't think that Stocki-
>gets pulled on your chest
A-ahh...
I-i can't help it, it's so soft <3
>all my nerves relaxes
>>676775354
>>676775922
>Idioteque
my african american companion
>>676775812
(no homo)
Mine here
>>676775998
He will .... He's such a big baby but it so cute. =Ω..Ω=
Claiming.
>>676775871
Guess it's time I have a proper look at the tech trees.
One reason for my army setup is not knowing which units I want.
Hi everyone, I'm back
>>676775517
good taste
>>676775680
best taste
>>676776696
who is your waifu anon , dunno her.
late claiming
>>676776473
Well, I guess I could get Fran to fix him, but he might not as cute when she is done. You doing much aside for that?
Glad you have a cute husband!
>>676775812
E-Emi...
I'm fucking blushing holy shit<3<3<3 You're such a fucking qt3.14
I l-like you too<3 I really do like you<3<3
I have the perfect anonwaifu and I couldn't ask for more
>And I'd still say yes to you~
>*Kisses you*
>Ya dork<3
>>676776328
>No homo
emps claimed
>>676775812
>tfw me and Stocking started this kind of things
>pic related
>Lurking
>Can't think of anything to converse about
>>676776488
I usually have a mish mash of units, heavy cav from Swadians, archers from Vagiers and most of my infantry from the Nords.
Well its time for me to go see you later Anons.
>>676775812
Heyo Emi
>Sure is getting romantic up in here
>Thank goodness hands can't feel emotion
>>676775922
Damn, that must be fun. Love the night time, music fits the job description too. Nice.
>>676775998
Hoho, hope you enjoy it! I personally liked it quite a bit.
>>676776696
Awh, thank you. So kind, your waifu looks amazing.
>>676776328
>>676776941
>Okay maybe some homo kek
>You really are adorable Emi<3
>>676776981
The God Empress says hello
>>676776328
all of the homo
>>676776834
It's Kurumi from Date A Live
>>676776981
always a good pick
>>676777113
i'm new hear anon, so please correct me if i'm wrong, your waifu is your right hand ? is that correct ?
>>676776981
Heyo Emperor.
>>676777402
Yup.
>masturbation jokes
>>676777263
>>>676776834
>It's Kurumi from Date A Live
nice waifu anon !
rolling for 7's
Best German Cv claimed
>>676775730
http://worldofwarships.eu/
>>676776167
Do you wanna say me someting NORIE ?
>>676777113
It always does.
https://youtu.be/_PtxfJ656us
we gotta get 777777 in here
How to make sweet ass OC bilgewater syndra pics.
>>676776981
Hey Emps!
>>676777113
Yeah, looks good!
>>676777402
Why yes, yes it is. It started out as a fapping joke, but we kept going with it
The data on my phone might crap out soon, on the mountain roads
>>676777776
Holy fucking Christ.
>>676777671
Indeed it does.
>>676777776
fucking kill me
>>676777100
Bye Kona-chan. Take care.
>>676777511
>Yup.
that...such thing...
THAT'S ACTUALLY GOOD ! NICE CHOICE HAND-KUN !
Mirai claim, and hello again e-body
>>676777402
That's why I call him hand-sama instead of hand-anon.
He's true to himself and that's something to be respected
>>676777776
Oh, no.
>>676777776
kek
>>676777651
I'll do it
Lurking
>>676777776
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
>>676777777
I gotta see what it was
>>676777776
Oh for fuck sakes
>>676778121
Hey there Mirai
Well going to do some other things, see you later Anons.
>>676778184
last reply meant for >>676777661
>>676778187
Us lurkers have some pretty good hair, don't we?
>>676776938
Thank you... I'm just on the Chan doing nothing mostly lurking kinda =^..^=
>>676777661
>norie
Nailed it.
A-a-ahh...
I-i don't know what you're talking about...
>nervously smiles
>>676778121
>>676777945
ok then it's decided ! i will hereby call you hand-sama !
clmd
>>676776941
>And I'd still say yes to you~
Awww, you have no idea of how much I needed to hear that
>*kisses back*
>The things you make me do, you wonderful qt!
>>676777131
>maybe some homo kek
Maybe a little
>>You really are adorable Emi<3
Stop it! I'm as red as your riding hood!
>>676777113
>>Thank goodness hands can't feel emotion
Your hand seems to be showing some emotions in your pic.
But anyway, if you want your hand to feel emotions, ask Fran, impossible is nothing for Franken Fran
Oh, and hi hand-kun. We don't usually talk much with each other
>>676777261
[curiosity intensifies]
What's wrong, Galko?
>>676777263
Only some homo!
Ok, looks like my net is finished for today.
Cya everyone
>might return later if it returns
>>676778300
Sayonara Benito-chan...
>>676778187
Puppers is lurking with me
>>676778298
Ruby, good to make your aquaitance. I've seen you around, but I don't think we've ever spoken. It's usually 3am and I'm usually drunk or half-asleep.
>>676778704
Also you're waifu best girl in her universe by far.
>>676778079
Thank you kindly, friendo.
>>676778121
>>676777945
Awh, you both are too sweet. Glad I decided to hang around in the threads.
>>676778187
>patting
>>676777661
Heyo, Graf.
>>676778856
Just expressing my hatred towards George Fucko. No worries, if my hand could do that I'd be convicted of rape.
Hey man, see your day is going pretty well right now. Sleep well?
>We really don't talk a lot, hope that changes.
>>676778856
>no anon waifu
>>676778300
Bye Ben
>>676778893
Bye Syndra
>>676779150
aqua...aquain...fuyukaidesu
>>676778893
farewell Syndra !
>>676779225
>no anon waifu
Soon, I bet.
Since dawn of time the fate of man is that of lice.
>>676779180
They come much more often that I remember. I don't really like them being here all day, just means we'll get banned eventually...
>>676779245
lewd
>>676779533
Hi moo moo-chan
>Snake Princess
>>676778300
Gute Nacht ! Benito San !
>>676778893
Gute Nacht !
>>676778475
>nervously smiles
Can you tell me what's going on there?
>Taking pistol
Tell Miho, that Tats says hello.
Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liqourice, mojito, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins and "I don't care" (Only available in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away.
>>676779150
>Also you're waifu best girl in her universe by far.
I-I..thank you.
I have watched Kyoukai no Kanata and i can easily say the same thing for you (^‿^ )
>>676778856
>Awww, you have no idea of how much I needed to hear that
<3
>>*kisses back*
>*blushes*
>>The things you make me do, you wonderful qt!
As with the things you make me do, you perfectly wonderful qt! I'm so happy I met you!
>
>Stop it! I'm as red as your riding hood!
Heh, it's fun seeing you blush and all red! You act so adorable when you do!
<3
>>676779150
Yeah ive seen you around a bit aswell, but its usually when its late kek. How've you been?
>>676779225
Soon my man.
>>676779533
Heya Cowgirl!
>Moo
What's e-body doing? Ya know, besides 4chan and rping? Personally, I'm at work. Don't tell anyone their supervisor is a damned weeb.
>>676780070
you were there too huh
>>676779180
>if my hand could do that I'd be convicted of rape.
At least 50% of people involved in rape enjoy it. I cases of gang rape the percentage is higher, it can't be that bad
>see your day is going pretty well right now
It is! Apart from some leg pain [insert Emi joke here] it's been great
I've slept fine, my body managed the alcohol I drank pretty well
I haven't ask you about your health in quite some time. How's it going? I've been a little bit worried about you since the chest pains
>We really don't talk a lot, hope that changes.
I'll have to wait in line, you're really poplar
>>676779225
>no anon waifu
You're cute, like, really cute. You should have no problem at all getting your own anon waifu
>I bet many anons would be more than willing to be your anon waifu
>>676778893
Good night Syndra!
>>676779533
Bestbro
>>676780336
Lemon with white chocolate dolphins pls!
What's up Neo? How are things going?
>>676780336
>Only available in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets
I see what you did there....
>>676779245
Is it porn-kun?
Can we call him that? The guy who posts a shit ton of porn
>>676780528
trying to learn Liebestraum No. 3 on the piano since i have nothing to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpOtuoHL45Y
>>676779245
>screams
>>676778957
You have a lurking buddy I wish I had a lurking buddy. =¥~¥=
>>676778893
Goodnight Syndra!
>>676780336
Two scoops of Strawberry my man! Good to see ya. How've you been?
>>676780528
I'm just relaxing and reading up on some news and shit. Also listening to some music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bneGQhUNEGM&ab_channel=dexterpunk
>Don't tell anyone their supervisor is a damned weeb.
Kek, we promise
>>676780601
How are ya?
>>676780602
>Cute picture~
>CAPTCHA: Select all the cookies
>>676780336
Hey Neo
Can I have some Malted Frenchies?
>>676780455
>>676779469
I hope.
>>676780602
Thanks Emi
>not as cute as you
>>676780070
Well...
>takes a few steps back
I was just...
Showing a liiittle bit of affection to Tatsie...
That's all...
>>676780455
Congratulations to Ruby & Emi!
>loudly claps hands
>>676780602
Hi bestbro.
>>676780973
Meh.
>>676780973
>How've you been?
Is Rocket League a suitable answer?
>>676780602
Two scoops of lemon and white choco dolphins coming up.
Just got of Rocket League and SeeUs:Go with some friends. I feel guilty that I haven't finished my damn drawing that I said I'd finish by today.
>>676780676
Wellll, it's a fair trade. You get ice cream, I get Nazi tech secrets to improve the ice cream making machines.
>>676781003
Of course. White flags included as per usual.
Having a good day?
>>676779573
Who are you and why does your waifu look like my waifu
>also the Leona fag is back
>>676779798
Hey man, if you get banned you can just use a VPN to keep using 4chan. No worries.
Kek, I'd just wait the ban out, fuck it.
>>676780234
I will do that.
>>676780336
Heyo, Dairy-kun. Hope you're doing well.
>M-mint please
>>676780528
Just chilling while watching some fat fuck I like play The Last Of Us.
>>676780602
>At least 50% of people involved in rape enjoy it
Pfft, I'd enjoy it if it was with someone I trust. Pretty common fantasy I'd imagine. No point in risking it with my hand though.
>see your day is going pretty well right now
Huh, your legs been hurting for the past few days. Don't wanna see a doctor or anything, is it feeling any better?
>Chest pains
Yeah, I'm feeling fine now. No worries, thanks for asking though.~
>I'll have to wait in line
Always happy to talk to ya, no wait period required.
>>676780599
Ofc , the waifu maker is nice
>>676780601
Moo how are youuu ?
>>676781010
I hope so !
>puting down pistol
>run up and hug
>>676780336
Two scoops the most salties ice creams for tenten please
>>676780528
>Don't tell anyone their supervisor is a damned weeb.
kek,
I'm trying to study for my medical exams (have an open notebook beside me)
>>676781337
>Smooches best girl
>>676781924
>Two scoops the most salties ice creams for tenten please
>>676781337
I'd like french people, preferably whole
also Neo is pretty OP
>>676782130
gotta hand it to you, you pick well
https://youtu.be/TBfWKmRFTjM
>>676780336
You really put the Mojito flavour inside the menu!?
Woah...
I'll take that then ^^
>>676781924
Ahh..
D-don't be so sudden Graf...
>hugs back
>>676780750
Sugoi, out of my league for sure. But that song is beautiful. Don't mess up.
>>676780973
>turns song up because can't hear anything 00:01-00:04
>00:05 explodes and everyone turns this fucking way
Warn me that it's punk next time!
>>>676781923
I only surf on my phone, hehe...
Eu claimed!
>>676775354
> waifu
> syndra
Pick one please
Greetings. I am Chara
>>676781724
I AM BUNBUN THE ONLY TRUE RABBIT
>>676781337
Not really, still sick.
Thank you.
>>676775354
> waifu
> syndra
Pick one please.
>>676782423
Hi chara
>>676782375
Fuck man, that sucks. I'm sure you'll be fine, rarely are bans given out.
>>676782401
Hey Eu, hope you're doing well!
>>676780705
Laughed like an idiot at this.
>>676782449
AND I'M TENRYUU THE ONE TRUE ASSHOLLE
>Ananas
>>676782299
I know I do.
>>676782554
I-I'm slowly losing it
t-that controlled bullying
I-I'm turning insane
>>676782674
AND MY AXE
>>676781923
>Dairy-kun.
Hand-kun stooop. I'm doing pretty well. Although the picture I said I'd finish isn't finished because none of the facial expressions are what I want them to be.
>>676782130
W-Woah there tiger. You could've at least taken more for dinner or ice cream first?
>not that I mind if we kiss in the middle of a train.
>>676781924
Uh, whatever you say, Graf-boss.
>>676782309
Well, after you requested it ages ago, I can't take it off the menu just in case you came back.
How goes your cooking?
>>676782299
French people coming up. I can give you some pretty white flags too, if you want?
>>676782517
Damn. Well I really hope you get better soon. We'll add an extra Frenchie and some more flags again, just for you.
>>676782449
>best rabbit waifu confirmed.
>>676782449
Understandable, bunny armor isn't a regular skin on Leona
>>676782631
Hello Hand-kun, Eu is doing very well, how about you friend?
>>676782837
Hello Galko~
>>676782055
Megumin is a cute! A CUTE!
>>676782854
Neo a qt.
Oh, and happy late easter.
>>676780437
Medical examination? How do you study for something like that? Pretend to not have cancer, or am I missing something?
Also, thank you. I've only just recently gotten into Konosuba. This is for you.
https://youtu.be/P49FraVNS_Y
>>676780455
Fine, sayun kyu.
>stress level 86%, relatively low
>anger level 7% pure
>>676783032
Ahhh, thanks Bun Bun! It seems like the Easter Bunny visited me on Sunday.
Having a good day?
>>676782854
Thanks Neo
>>676782964
Eu a cute
>>676782812
Did you mean spiderman?
Christ guys I just want to say that the Pineapple that I'm eating is fucking terrible. The rings are really hard and just taste awful.
That's all.
waifu claimed
>>676782854
Hehe~
At least I'm glad you enjoyed the cocktail ^^
It's going good thanks!
Now I go to supermarkets more often to buy new vegetables or meats, always nice to try new flavours and pairings u.u
Damn, I missed the warband conversation. Ah well, serves me for sleeping in so much I guess.
>>676782854
It's the most I could do after letting you stab me.
>>676781010
Thanks Noire!
>>676781277
Sorry to hear. Glad to see ya back here!
>>676781337
>Is Rocket League a suitable answer?
I know that feel. Great fucking game
>Fuck my internet connection
>>676783364
Thank you Galko, you're a cute as well!
>>676783430
Pineapples are terrible in general. Try an entire honeydew melon.
>>676783242
For once, yeah. But I've gotta get off my lazy ass and do shit soon.
>>676783034
>Medical examination? How do you study for something like that? Pretend to not have cancer, or am I missing something?
>Also, thank you. I've only just recently gotten into Konosuba. This is for you.
>https://youtu.be/P49FraVNS_Y
>laughed so hard
>>676782964
>Megumin is a cute! A CUTE!
>blushes
y-YOU HAVE MY THANKS ANON!! Your waifu is beautiful btw.
>>676783643
>Kisses you.
You have great taste.
>>676783418
godfucking damnit, you think that's real fucking funny, don't ya?
Well it fucking is!
>>676780455
>As with the things you make me do, you perfectly wonderful qt! I'm so happy I met you!
I am too! My anon waifu is the bestest!
>Heh, it's fun seeing you blush and all red! You act so adorable when you do!
Baaaaka! Don't look at me when I'm like this, you'll make me blush more!
>>676780973
>>Cute picture~
Yours are all cute!
>>676781003
>not as cute as you
You know that's not true ;)
>>676781337
>Rocket League
Well, that's a good reason right there to procrastinate
>The result will probably make worth the wait for the drawing
>>676781923
>Pretty common fantasy I'd imagine
I think so. I'm not sure about the numbers, but I'd say at least 30-40% of the people have them
>your legs been hurting for the past few days
It somewhat improved today, but I'm so intelligent I decided to play basketball today. Now my thigh is acting stupid. I'll rest for a few days and see what happens
>thanks for asking though.
Hey, you are pretty much the heart of this place, and ask Hisao what happens when the heart has problems
>Always happy to talk to ya, no wait period required.
You are always so kind. Your popularity is more than justified
This. Thread. Goes. Too. Fast. Again.
>>676783729
It is indeed funny.
