Ask someone who has the answer to all your problems anything.
>>676768292
I'm not killing myself.
>>676768292
Should I cheat on my gf? I'm marrying her and never had anyone else than her.
>>676768292
how do i get quads?
>>676768292
how do i get laid
Today I learned that adult females are just as turned on by males pounding small pussies as males are she literally straight up said that women enjoy watching little girls get fucked in the pussy hole by enormous dicks
>>676768292
look
>>676768292
What feelings and beliefs (specifically) am I using weed to try and mask?
>>676768292
If I remove your mask, will you die?
>>676768782
Well, they are the ones getting fucked so no shit
What is the meaning of life OP?
>>676768292
As a first time home buyer with no credit established. How do I go about getting approved for a loan on a 30 year mortgage?
I'm going to be renting the property BTW.
>>676768292
how do i get the strength to start feeling again?
Should I quit my job? I dont have another lined up but it's killing what little humanity I have left.
I'm losing friends/can't make friends because I'm sad, and I'm sad because I am losing/can't make friends.
send. help.
>>676768408
Correct. You are not.
>>676768471
No. Explain how you feel to her. Marriage might not be right for you at this time.
>>676768482
You must keep trying, my child. There is no other way.
>>676768644
Save up 200 dollars and hire a prostitute. Or stop trying. Things come to us when we improve ourselves.
>>676768292
Why do you have a picture of my cat?
>>676768948
Your own inadequacy. The world is way larger than you can handle, and weed is the easy way you've found to deal with this fact.
>>676768970
No. I will live.
>>676769086
To be happy. Something that can only be achieved through your own sincere efforts.
>>676769087
Banks can generally be persuaded if you give them a concrete plan and outline proof of your stability through other means. You may have a higher interest rate, though.
>>676768292
what's a good, free paint program i should use for comics
>>676768292
I'm a really cool guy, fine looking (nothing incredible but I like myself)
Problem is since I'm a chill dude that'll act real friendly naturaly, every fucking girl I encounter will put me in the ''friends'' list. We all know that list.
I need an alter ego. I need a way to not be to natural around a girl I want to hit on.
Do I have to become an asshole?
>>676769229
Cultivate things about yourself that don't require feeling, and it'll come.
>>676769271
Be patient. Draw out the strength to keep looking for another job. If you can't then make your goal to save up money to move to another town.
>>676769273
You're not sad because you're losing friends. The sorrow runs deeper. Figure out what that is.
>>676770973
paint
>>676768292
why does my female cat piss on the floor outside of the litterbox?
Ebony or Asian porn?
>>676771046
Damn that is solid advice
>>676769271
Not OP but if I've ever lived by a rule, it's that my job will never be something I dread.
What the fuck would be life's point then?
If everything is going to shit and you can't feel or whatever your problem is, cut all links and go on an 'adventure'.
Anywhere. The world is yours.
I went on two dates with a girl, payed for both, had great indepth talks and we made out a lot.
She's a server and works a lot, but has been giving me increasingly longer and longer periods of lul between texts. I feel she might be trying to play mind games, or is talking to another guy. What should I do oh great cat?
How do i deal with a swore asshole?
>>676769660
I've learned how to take selfies while you are out of the house.
>>676770973
Google can help you with that better than I ever could. I just use Photoshop.
>>676771014
No, you just need to stand out, to be able to command the energy in the room. Try being friendly-chill to everyone in the room at a party. You'll get noticed.
>>676771310
My cat used to do that, turns out he was sick and died a week later haha.......
>>676771656
She's getting bored.
Act. Nothing beats a ballsy motherfucker.
>>676768292
How do I popularize this meme I did?
How do I get a man that I want. He lives in other country.
>>676768292
That cat is the bomb
>>676768292
I accidentally a mattress in my swimming pool. How do I get it out?
How do I keep myself from dying on the inside
>>676771732
im sorry for your loss anon, mine has been doing this for the whole 2 years since i got her. i mean, its just right outside the box, not in other rooms or anywhere else. and its not everytime.
>>676771939
We'd have to name it first
>>676772233
bill dubsby
>>676771939
you dont
>>676771948
pussy is the answer
>>676772138
youll need a crane
>>676768292
I fucked up when I went to college at 17. Finished 10th grade in States. Then some community college. First ~40 units were straight A's and B's. Later too much weed, women, booze. Now I'm in Russia for the past three years, working shitty jobs and helping parents with debts.
I can leave for America and continue education, but I don't want to, yet. (23 atm)
Any advice on how to have a fresh start with an interrupted higher than highschool lower than uni education?
How do I break up with my gf of 6 years? I'm not happy. I quite simply hate my life and she's a large reason why.
>>676772412
What does pussy has to do with that?
If I make a ballsy attempt and I get denied, should I just continue to talk to her or just give up?
>>676771310
She may not like how the litter box feels, and may prefer more solid surfaces. Try using less litter.
>>676771325
Asian.
>>676771656
Girls like her probably get bored quickly. It's time to seal the deal. Make sure you are exciting and fun when you see her next, first.
>>676771677
Clean it out with soap. It'll stop swearing.
How many calories are in a booger?
I seem to attract women easily, but after i attract them and want to move on, they seem to lose interest..
What could it be?
>>676772715
son of a bitch
>>676772715
>Try using less litter.
will do, thanks!
mayne this thread is a rollercoaster trainwreck
>>676768292
No, you don't. You're just a teenage retard seeking attention.
>>676772860
not enough to effect your diet
>>676772673
>how does a woman get a man
>pussy
>i dont get it
wat
>>676771939
It's not something you can do.
>>676771948
Unless he's a desperate, kissless virgin, you'll have to either move there or have him come to you if you want a chance.
>>676772138
Cut it into manageable pieces.
>>676772143
Accept your limitations and live within them for a while. Then you'll understand that you can do more.
>>676772462
Go to another college. You'll have to do it while you still feel young, in order for it to feel like a fresh start. Family is important, but you can help them more by getting your degree, there by making up for your mistakes.
>>676770583
Weed guy here, what do I do about that?
How do I condense my world into something manageable, yet still expansive and open to evolution and new perspectives?
Riddle me this OP
>be 26, have a college degree
>have a girlfriend
>zero debt. Don't own a credit card
>pay my own rent, own a scooter for local travel
>I wait tables
>work less than 20 a week
>play poker after work with friends
>have 3 or 4 days off every week
Everyone is telling me that I should have a new job, need a new car, need a new life.
Should I though?
Am I
>>676768292
Where is my energy?
>>676768292
How can i get my life moving forward again? I've had no notable improvements since high school. I've flunked out of college several times and can't find a job. I tried to learn how to program but i fucking suck.
>>676768292
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>676774777
not op but, if youre happy, fuck what everybody else thinks
>>676774777
Not op
> I should have a new job, need a new car, need a new life.
Are you happy/content/satisfied with your current one? If yes then no, otherwise yes.
>>676772630
Formulate a plan to separate your things. Figure out what you want to take and what you're fine with leaving behind. I assume it won't be pleasant, so voice your grievances with your friends and family first. Then bite the bullet and and do it straight up in private.
>>676772707
Give up and gradually reduce contact. Women respect men who are decisive. It may even serve to change her mind.
>>676772860
0.08
>>676772715
I assume you mean you want to move forward. You've only caught their attention, but haven't made intimacy a possibility in their heads. Try doing some physical flirting before asking them out.
>>676774777
dubs and trips on a 7. Take the number 7 as a lucky number for now on.
If my post ends in 7, then get the new life
>>676776867
The 7 has spoken.
>>676777777
>>676776867
well, that's decided it then
>>676768292
Where is the ball?
>>676768292
How do I make peace with my stupid life and the stupid mistakes I've made to get here?
What happened to
>>676777777
>>676774321
Thanks
Bump of hope for more advice.
How do I learn to be more genuinely interested in others?
Hi. How are you?
>>676774539
By chasing one thing at a time. Developing anything in life takes time and work, and won't always be pleasurable. Ignorance can be used effectively.
>>676774777
It's for you to decide. It seems that you are quite content, but they are worried for your future. Waiting tables at your pace doesn't leave much room for stability in times of hardship.
>>676775229
Life becomes extra exhausting when you feel like you are stuck. Also try a low carb/sugar diet.
>>676775250
By putting yourself out there, you're already halfway to doing it. But what you really need is a purpose. Try living life differently. Look at jobs you normally wouldn't look at. Read articles you normally wouldn't. Visit places you normally wouldn't. Talk to people you normally wouldn't talk to.
>>676768292
How do i cure phismosis
How do I make someone hate me? I hate them but I don't want to be the one that breaks it off.
>>676775438
Haven't seen this in a while.
>>676777473
Right where it should be, as dictated by Time and Space.
>>676778760
You can't learn to be. But you can find the right people to be interested in. People who you feel are worth your time.
>>676778776
Doing all right. Taking a break from my grind.
How did everything start?
>>676777684
Tally up all the things you do have. A list of all your resources. Then forgive yourself, and believe that while it may be too late for some things, it's not too late for everything. Lastly, pick a direction and just go.
>>676778947
It is actually treatable. It just takes patience and time.
>>676779406
If you're certain they're not attracted to you, come onto them. Otherwise, start making passive-agressive comments about their decisions, mannerisms, etc.
>>676768292
Will things get better?
>>676780752
Thank you.
My ex gf put a keylogger on my computer a few years back and ever since there have been rumors about my fetishes and sexuality, based on my browsing history. Also, it has led to speculation that I am a racist and all this other shit which is certainly untrue. It's really annoying. How to tell if I am still being logged on my new computer? Yes, I'm more than a bit paranoid, used to smoke weed every day until very recently
>>676781532
>gf put a keylogger on my computer a few years back
get a new puter, also go outside
>>676768292
how can i fix my life and overcome my social anxiety?
How should I think to become funny?
>>676768292
How do start understanding math or physics?
am i gay for fapping to g/fur?
do i wife this girl? she's 23 and i'm 18
>>676782687
youre to young to get married, it kills you inside a little everyday
how do i cure my girlfriend from a 5 year severe depression? its tearing me apart seeing her like that man..
>>676768292
>>676768292
>>676768292
>>676768292
>>676783014
why u ignoring me
>>676768292
OP, your cat seems pretty cool and probly doesn't afraid of anything
>>676782687
Don't get married. Also, she looks like she's a Blackhawk fan
>>676782687
she looks like an asian albino imbred like wtf is that face even
>>676768292
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET GOOD AT GUITAR?
I cant for the love of me sit down for more than 10 minutes before the fucking infuriation of not being able to produce the sounds I want fucking makes me want to kill myself
>>676779615
Start is a concept humans need to make sense of their frame of reference.
>>676781204
Only if you make yourself better. Things don't just become better by virtue of age. And don't sweat the small stuff. Failure is something you need to learn how to resolve healthily.
>>676781532
Wipe your drive or buy a new one. More so for your paranoia than anything. Laugh at the rumors and explain that it was your ex who started them. It may be hard, but you may have to admit to the fetishes and sexuality if you want to deny the racism. If confronted directly.
