I want to be catfished by someone online
what is wrong with me /b/?
>>676764379
Wtf, why? Ur asking to have your emotions played with...
>>676764379
you have gone beyond desperate and entered the don't give a fuck anymore aspect of your sex life
welcome
>>676764517
i have no idea. just thinking about it makes my dick harder than any substance known to mankind
>>676764760
Wtaf? This is just weird... Hoping more people see this thread
>>676764379
>>676764760
>>676764379
Whats your kik ill chatfish ya been doing it 2 other people and been doing it for 3 years now
>>676765560
>Volunteering to get him off
>>676765560
I think it would lose all purpose if he knew he was being catfished, right?
This fetish is fucking stupid
>>676765692
I do it to get myself off everyone has 1 strange fetish mines catfishing
>>676765857
>This fetish is fucking stupid
Agree, OP get a normal fetish, like feet fetish
>>676765857
yeah, it pretty much is. it would be somewhat enjoyable for me though if the other half was not aware of the fact that i indeed knew that i am being catfished
fml why cant i have normal fetishes like teen trannygranny milf scat
>>676766184
No lol, but you'll be catfishing OP, so getting him off
>>676766345
No, NO, fuck youFUCK you. Feet is not a normal fetish, freak.
>>676766754
Jesus fuck man what are you
>>676766754
jesus christ the fuck is this shit
>>676766661
Did you try heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation? That's a nice fetish.
>>676766661
:^)
>>676766754
that's my fetish
>>676766754
Wtf
Sounds like you need....
>the catfishmaaaaaaaaan
>>676766754
We've established this op WE HAVE RULES.
THIS IS A CIVILIZED SOCIETY AND RULES EXIST FOR A REASON
Freaks like you need to be hung drawn and quartered.
>>676766754
Overused unfunny meme
>>676767040
>Overused unfunny joke
>>676766754
Hahaha holy shit that's fuckin brutal. Post more before you get banned quick
>>676764379
This is what happens when you catfish someone and then ghost them when you're bored.
>>676767313
haven't seen either of those in years, literally. can't be so overused.
>>676766754
Shit made me diamonds, post more.
>>676765560
>been doing it for 3 years now
Whats in it for you?
>>676767579
That's fucked up man. You're breaking that motherfuckers heart.
>>676767937
maybe he gets off to it?
>>676767579
:/ Catfishing comes with emotional guilt
>>676767937
As opposed to that guy keeping in contact and making some loser think he's speaking to a girl?
It's better for him to be butthurt for a bit and then move on with his life.
>>676767862
Nudes would be obvious guess
>>676768156
>>676767937
It doesn't get better, really...
>>676767627
I rarely say this, but you must be new af, or you don't browse /b/ much
>>676768308
This is hurting me for some reason
I wonder if people on chat sites and stuff just condition themselves to believe everyone they talk to that says they are a girl actually is
Like I feel bad for him but at the same time how fucking stupid can you be?
Does it count as getting catfishes if I thought this gay guy dildoing his ass was a girl?
>>676768175
No, why do it in the first place you shitlord?
>>676768308
Never mind now I get it. Holy fucking shit that's hilarious.
>>676768308
Wow, did you do this or find it? It truly is horrible man
>>676768453
...Or they could be talking for a while and it becomes obvious/clear its a girl, by the way that they talk
>>676768453
Catfishing has gotten pretty advanced. By that i mean it's actually easier to fool people into thinking you're a girl now.
Not him but honest to god the reason I ever did was to see just how desperate guys can get over girls and holy shit is it bad. It was just a morbid curiosity for me.
But it's really hard keeping up a fake identity for months on end.
>>676766754
I can tell by the thumbnail, shit isn't legal
>>676768323
For 12 years now. almost everyday for a few hours on /b/.
Haven't seen either in ages.
>>676767579
Send him a message of a black dick and tell him you're with someone already
>>676768821
Lol, well I've seen the first one posted twice in the last two weeks
How do master catfishers get around the whole fact you can't talk on the phone, cant video chat, etc.
I mean i get saying "oh my cams broken" or "oh I dont like phone convos" works for a little bit but like, lets say long term situations, how do you keep them believing the ruse
I have no interest in doing this but I'm just curious. They never think something is up eventually?
>>676768746
If one were to perhaps seek out, hypothetically speaking, a platform where catfishing is easy, for reasons of science and such, where perhaps would his journey land him?
Hypothetically speaking in the name of science.
ahem
Looks like there is keks to be had
>>676764379
there's a board for catfishers on eightchan called /pretend/
its kind of dead though
>>676769002
Desperate people will believe a lot of things anon.
>>676768821
>For 12 years now
>almost everyday for a few hours on /b/
He says proudly
>>676766754
OH SWEET JESUS
>>676768821
NEET? Job? Relationship? Age?
Where is a god place to do this now. Omegle is literally bot city
>>676769002
>can't talk on the phone
we're in <current year>, there are voice changers now
>>676769261
HAA
Wait
Really?
>>676769002
>long term
I never get that far, I dip out eventually when I get bored like the other anon in the thread
>>676766754
I almost threw up what the fuck
>>676768308
>>676767579
Do you have anymore. It's nice to see there are people on the planet more pathetic than me.
>>676768696
>it becomes obvious/clear its a girl,
but..it's not a girl...
>>676766754
um....mods?
>>676767579
>called you bunny
Fuck that's adorable.
>>676767062
Holy shit thats god tier
>>676769210
>>676769147
NEET, single, around 30 y/o.
I don't have a fedora yet.
nothing to be proud of.
>proudly
>implying implications
what the fuck is catfishing
>>676764379
THE GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR HEARS ALL, SEES ALL!
>>676770039
Pretending to be a gril online.
>>676769612
But they believe its a girl, so they keep talking to the catfish
it's weird. Before the age of 16 I'd made 4 online friends I at one point had feelings for.
Not one was a catfish and I still talk to all 4. One of them is even a cam model (Now)
Guess I got lucky. Though not with her. She's a little bit of a loon.
>>676769002
You just have to play with your words the right way. Fuck I have catfished people and never sent them a single fake nude. Some people just want interaction, honestly.
>>676768222
>trips
>nice
fb: /profile.php?id=100003135431491
>>676767062
More?
>>676769939
Haha thx, footbro? Or u getting into feet ;)
>>676770529
More?
>>676768308
>since xmas
>he's been messaging you for at least 3 months without a single response
Holy shit his little heart.
He'll forget about "her" as soon as he fins an actual girl though..
....[spoiler]right?[/spoiler]
>>676770008
Pathetic tbh fam
>>676770529
Not more of her
>>676770661
Nah mate this catfish is the one that got away.
She really broke the line on this one.
>>676770616
Pretty big into feet
>>676770008
>NEET, single, around 30 y/o.
You a wizard, Harry?
>>676770661
I uh..I dunno mang..
>>676764517
Maybe he just wants to feel something, anon
>>676770661
Come to a feels thread sometime, see pics like that now and again
>>676771152
Fuckkk :/
>>676766184
Catfish man?
>Select all images with fish
>>676771152
Answer my question please >>676768523
>>676771305
>>676771152
jesus christ man
reply and tell him the truth
it's probably going to be horrible for him, but he deserves to know
>>676769139
Pretty much this.
>>676771152
Bruh you have the opportunity to teach this poor fucker a hard life lesson.
...
Don't though, just fuck with him more.
He'll catch on, eventually.
Probably.
Bets?
>>676771499
I feel like just letting the guy get over it is better at this point if they haven't talked since december
>>676771499
>>676771776
These are both great options. Catfish life must suck.
>>676770661
>He'll forget about "her" as soon as he fins an actual girl though..
>....[spoiler]right?[/spoiler]
No. He is most definitely a basement dwelling NEET and most likely 245lbs and 4'6 tall
>>676770252
I sometimes have conversation with the bots on kik because I'm lonely
Why the fuck would I pass up a conversation with a real person
>>676771428
I did it.
I feel bad but at the same time I don't.
>>676764379
I've been doing that to a guy for around six years now, through relationships and dry periods. Using nudes and pictures I fish for through snapchats and tinder's it's pretty easy to convince someone.
I'm starting to wonder with the way he's acted as of late, if it's the only good thing left in his life.
anyone got more catfish pics? This shit is gold tier feelcringe
>>676771152
What's your favorite platform to use when you hook desperately lonely men?
>>676772082
I dunno because they are pretending to be a girl so the whole basis of everything you speak about is fucked from the start
>>676772082
U really do that? Wow :/
>>676772766
We're lonely man.
>>676772107
Well you are a cunt
>>676764379
I'm a 34 year old man but for a small fee of $5000 i'm perfectly willing to become your 16 year old online girlfriend
>>676772858
True.
>>676772969
Good to finally get a laugh in this thread
>>676772969
even your shitty comment made my dick erect
wtf fetish y u do dis to me
>>676773054
Why do you do it? Like usually guys catfish girls for nudes, but you doing it to guys, for what?
>>676769237
>>676772563
Not him but Chatous seems to be popular. Unless something new came along
I'd say omegle but you literally run into 5000 bots before a person
