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>>676740793
>>676740961
>whoops got a one star wanted level better put the cheat in
>>676741163
Kek
>>676741091
Trynna dodge that blue shell eh?
>>676741442
To no avail.
Hows everyanon today?
>>676741277
I hope that mother fucker gets bit by a brown snake today
>>676741613
I'm sure you're not the only one that thinks that
>>676741566
How fucking hard is it to put a seatbelt on?
>>676741627
foose ball is so confusing
did the white guy catch it and almost get a touch town on the wrong side? would that even count?
>>676741799
Check'd
Apparently it's the most difficult thing they experienced in their life, because they didn't do it
>>676741831
I don't think it would count
goodbye cruel world
>>676741831
fuck off europoor. Go watch your 0-0 soccer matches
>>676741956
story?
>>676742169
that's some fucking 28 days later shit. holy fuck
>>676742184
I'm Canadian and I'm honestly baffled.
>>676742288
if the ball touches the ground, it's a fumble, but if the ball is in a player's hands when they touch the ground, it's a "down", once the ball is down it's no longer in play
>>676741956
Fucking QTE'S. I fail them every time.
>>676742207
No idea, this is one that I saved from a long time ago
>>676742282
Right?! Fuck that
>>676741831
Not very up with US Football either, but from looks of things:
Seahawks are making the play, and are down by 4.
They make the pass, and catch the ball, but are totally denied from what would have been a game winning touchdown by that guys solid block.
>>676742447
eye sea
>>676742425
kek'd hard
>>676742169
Dear fuck, what can cause that?
>>676742051
lol, why the fuck even?
Or do another ants come in and swarm the spider now because its preoccupied?
>>676742877
intestinal bleeding. apparently he lives
fuck
>>676742957
no he dead.
>>676742877
Check'd!
>>676742957
he's right
>>676742935
because ants are stupid as fuck. the only reason they aren't extinct is because they stick together in large groups. just like niggers.
>>676742960
>>676741603 stolen from my thread, faggot
>>676742447
Kinda close.
They should have ran instead of pass, because the pass went to the receiver, he got hit which knocked the ball into the air, Patriots guy intercepted it and fell to the 2 yard line. Patriots kneel down (not in endzone) and win game. Running wouldn't risk an interception.
>>676742730
>filename
BOSG GEZDOSH
>>676743137
>ant rafts though
>>676742960
the best fucking advertisement for a helmet I've ever seen. also pretty glad I've never been on a fucking motorcycle after rekt threads and liveleak
>>676743264
>>676743324
congratz, i did the same and you obviously took my headline, was gonna make the news and all
>>676743353
well that's one thing the ants have that niggers dont, the ability to selflessly die for the good of the swarm. You know what, I take it back. Ants are much more honorable than niggers.
>>676743146
your thread sucked, faggot.
>>676743537
Oh obviously. Because you know, I don't happen to know english and I don't happen to use the internet. Right.
>>676741918
>you will never be blown so hard as to lose your shirt
>>676743252
Gotcha, cheers. Interesting rules, the fumble vs. down.
Bad doge
>>676743774
>losing my shirt
>wearing a shirt
What kind of a filthy casual do you think I am
>>676742935
>>676743137
i dont remenber where i saw this, but there was a legit reason. I think it was pheromones to mark an enemy
>>676742960
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>676744100
just ignore the poster above.
>>676743954
law of the jungle mother fucker, don't piss off the kitty cats
>>676744100
do I smell pasta?
>>676744100
because being exposed to reality in all it's heinous forms mentally prepares a person for dealing with such outcomes themselves. It's the exact same impulse that makes people want to watch horror movies, but to a greater extent.
Don't be such a pussy, it's not like we get off on it, and in fact when humor is involved it's to lessen the stress factor, a lot of humor is in mitigating stress.
>>676744382
>>676744382
YOU MONSTER. MODS! SOMEONE STOP HIM!
>>676744498
>replying to pasta
>>676744287
lost
>>676744207
>obviously a girl driving the suv texting
>>676741918
That guys shirt turned into ropes
>>676744100
Middleagefag w/ 3 kids here, copypasta whiteknight somewhere else, not in the cesspool of trap, fur, and rekt threads that /b/ has become. You're wasting your breath because we enjoy our hell.
>>676744686
>not knowing the reply is pasta too
>>676744498
Oh we don't get off on it? Because pic related gives me a sub-chub
>>676745635
what a waste of a perfectly good pair of legs. sheesh.
>>676742960
>mfw no face
>>676745671
well... gore can be like art in a way. sometimes it can be sexual, but this is all vicarious, if you saw that shit in person I think you'd have a much different reaction to it. unless you're just a sociopath, and imo we have plenty of those as it is i.e. trump voters
>>676744095
Jesus fucking christ
>>676743981
Was just waiting for it to snap. Man, am I dissapoint
>>676744095
Story?
>>676742960
Oh fuck don't peel it off wtf shit nigga.
>>676746115
Got caught stealing. Can't have sticky fingers without them
>>676740793
Man that's brutal as fuck, I assume the man that threw his hat down was the driver, didn't look like he was speeding either.
The man with the stroller crossed at a really goddamn wide road, why on earth would you think to cross at that sort of area.
>>676742432
Honestly that guy probably didn't die, he probably got knocked unconscious and broke a few bones ...then later died of internal bleeding
>>676746019
Sharia Law, the criminal justice system straight out of 600AD. Muslims have been enslaving, raping and killing people all over the world for almost 1500 years, I'm left-wing and fucking hate their authoritarian bullshit and I get really confused as to why the left embraces multi culti so much and tries to invite them, but then I think deeper and I know that me as a white male am the ultimate villain to many on the left. It's ironic because they're supposedly the "anti-racists" when they fixate more on race and gender than anybody. I'm left-leaning because I'm an atheist who believes that private industry has no business in monopolizing healthcare or education, everyone should have at least a basic standard of health and education regardless of how poor their family is, and the market can handle most everything else, yet in a globalized world the USA needs also to make sure our workers are protected with trade tariffs so they aren't competing directly with people who will do anything for $1/hour or less.
TL;DR Bernie Sanders isn't a communist. Norway isn't Cuba. Learn Poli Sci
m
>>676746317
GO GET HELP LASSIO!
>dog comes back with a towel
>>676743071
I laugh a bit too hard every time I see this
>>676746374
the guy threw his hat down because he was having a perfectly normal day when this blind old fuck decided to bring him into their tragedy. The only person who is at fault is that old fucking grandpappy mother fucker pushing that stroller. I'd expect this kind of shit from a 20 something single baby momma but not from the person who has an entire life's experience and who should know how to cross a fucking street. Disgusting.
>>676746601
It's oddly satisfying to see it fly to it's death. I imagine it saying "Goodbye cruel world!"
>>676746591
Hahaha
>>676746475
So they're muslims in gif?
Huh, they're one of worst beasts on Earth.
Beating would make more sense, at least you won't fuck up somebody's life.
softcore #Rekt
>>676740793
im eating, you fucking stupid op.
>>676747350
You chose to come onto /b/ today
>>676747260
fucking retard had it coming
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>676740961
either the driver was unconscious or that was murder
>>676747601
Twice in the same thread? Come on now. Be more creative. Find an older pasta
>>676747564
fucking kek
>>676743071
Should've checked herself. Now she's REKT
>>676747601
Hero Fag
>>676747350
why are you here
>>676747741
Kek'd. I'm surprised no one has said that yet. First time I've heard it
>>676747733
Check'd. Also I would like on bees on wheat please
>>676744646
That joke is really old. And not very funny.
>>676747733
>homo fries
>>676747350
>having weak stomach
>opening rekt thread while eating and having weak stomach
Faggot.
>>676747448
>Lost at filename
>>676744100
Ooh, lasagna...
>>676747260
>>676746475
>believes that private industry has no business in monopolizing healthcare or education
You'd rather the government be the monopoly then?
If you take the governmental, bureaucratic bullshit out of the equation then a truly free market would take care of things infinitely better. The private industry creates competition, encourages innovation, and is easily regulated by the employees and consumers in their market. The government is all about enslavement by controlling the market with regulation and then controlling the consumer with law. The private sector cannot create law or control an individual, it will always be the better choice.
>>676747564
what the fuck? totally lost it there. that is something i never expected to see. very very weird
>>676748008
I'm partial to the "Myth of Bacon" myself.
>>676748571
holy shit kek'd
>>676748522
dub don't lie
>>676747733
Really wanting Myth of bacon and Double ass cake
>>676748778
2fake4me
>>676744100
This thread is so confusing. I don't even know what's real and what's copypasta anymore.
>>676744382
MAUDS
>>676745560
File name should be
Kfc bucket
>>676741566
Car just says no fuck you guys
Ejection seats activate
>>676749364
Filename taken for consideration
>>676749416
He just 'nopes the fuck out'
>>676748522
listen buddy, on paper, pure capitalism sounds great. but we live in a global economy, when corporate America has forced their interests to be carried into law through corrupt campaign financing and forced American workers to compete with third world workers on literally every type of job that doesn't require a college degree or direct service, we need OUR government to step in and have some kind of regulatory framework to PROTECT workers. I get what you're saying, hear me out
We absolutely should have private insurance and private education, for those that want it and would rather have it, but if you don't have at least a solid public OPTION for healthcare, if you don't have decent public education, if people are desperately hungry, if people are getting old and can't work to support themselves, then we need to have the Government use our taxes to provide a minimum of support. An under-educated population, that is afraid to go to the doctor even when they have insurance due to the medical bills thus causing their illness to reach worse and more expensive stages of care, people stealing to eat, people going into poverty because they can no longer work due to age, we need these basic things to be handled. Otherwise how could we, the Richest nation on Earth, consider ourselves civilized?
My main reason for being left-wing is seeing how the standard of living is higher in literally every other modern nation, and they ALL are capitalist! they just have a smarter government that utilizes socialism in a smart way, they don't allow corporations to go through the back door and rig the system against the citizenry for the sake of profit. The USA has turned into a corporation and people are commodities, it's not the same way in other nations.
The USA spends more money on healthcare than anywhere else and gets worse outcomes, and we have the LEAST government involvement in healthcare, we have private health insurance monopolies. Emulate what works best
>>676748522
There is no such thing as a free market. Markets are the creation of government and can not exist apart from it. How do you enforce a contract in a free market where there is no government intervention? Remember, You can't take anyone to court in a free market, so How do you enter into and enforce a contract? threat of force? If I contract with you to purchase a product or service and I have a bigger gun, I dont have to pay you? Is that your free market utopia?
>>676748867
NOPE
THAT THUMBNAIL DOES ME A FRIGHTEN
>>676749539
Thank you Anon
>>676748969
There are only like 5 anons, op, and myself in here. I can tell OP is providing 90% of REKT material. lrn2/b/
>>676749762
No problem anon.
Here is a porn .webm in return for your suggestion
>>676749948
DAYUM SHAME
>>676742169
Wtf
>>676749427
BOOM! CUTE SHOT!
>>676749958
I am posting all of my rekt, you are correct anon.
I'm just trying to share my finds with the world in return for new ones
>>676750072
Where can i find her getting filled with semen? PLZ
>>676746475
thats in south america i believe. trumps eco policies are pretty fucking good. otherwise i despise him as a republican.
>>676749710
what on earth?
>>676749665
Libtard needs to take an economics course for once in his life.
>>676750488
Is brussels sprout?
>>676744100
Dont know if Bait or really Dumb....
>>676746203
>e
he came
>>676740793
0:16 shit did she damage the paint?
>>676750833
Mfw thermite silly string
>>676748778
Wax as fuck
>>676750614
>Libtard needs to take an economics course for once in his life.
No offense but it sounds to me like he has a really good point, and it's telling that you didn't actually respond to him but rather said something as weak as that. There are several schools of economics, I'm assuming you believe the Austrian school is better, but Keynesian economics have been born out to work very well ever since FDR. People in the USA enjoy their socialism, social security, medicare, infrastructure, police, military. It's all a matter of how we utilize our taxes, if you have corrupt corporations deciding how the government operates, and not the people, that's what leads to the clusterfuck we're in now. Corporations are soulless entities who only exist to increase profit at the expense of everything else, and giving them reigns to the government is a recipe for collapse.
>>676740793
>"Ivan, car was meant to remove kebab, not girlchild"
REGGIE the REKT RACCOON
>>676741091
>c'mon, spill the beans
>>676750732
No, Paris.
>>676751374
kek
>>676751398
>>676744498
>>676740793
slav driving skill. then checking to see if car is ok
>>676744498
>t's not like we get off on it
uhh..I get off on it. pic related. diamonds.
>>676747260
Stupid fucking Nole fan had it coming
>>676750793
hahaha all it needs is a brazzers watermark
>>676751475
I have never been in more actual terror on /b/ than when watching this
OP here, I'm running low on my folder
>>676751817
Also small.
>>676742051
That spider dies, it snackbared for the colony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAggi3eqYhg
That is worth watching for the sound effects.
>>676742207
nerve gas attack
>>676752113
working on it
>>676751817
>>676752115
Post yours with timestamp faggot, thought so
>>676746203
What was the white ? Paint ?
>>676742432
dang it
>>676741033
nevar forget
>>676751817
Yeah, I'm a Marine and I watched this shit religiously for a few reasons. One of the bigger reasons being that when you do actually come across some sick shit in person, you feel just a little less sick
>>676752115
>implying you are the authority on cock sizes
Are you gay? Are you female? In the last 90 days have you interacted with a penis that doesn't belong to you? If no, kindly KYS
>>676751227
I dont need a witty response. Government does not create markets. Corps will not be given 'reigns' because they dont hold the power of any of the three branches of government. He is literally spouting a bunch of bullshit. I agree with you except for when it comes to corps. Large corps arent allowed to monopolize, but get through loopholes. Loopholes exist because of excess paperwork and regulations. Its too hard to keep track of whos fucking who and which hole is being screwed.
>>676746119
This is likely not China, since people around her actually give a shit that she's being horribly mutilated. Chinese people don't give a fuck if you're getting killed. However, given the poor quality of the escalator, it's not Japan. So I'll say... South Korea?
Yeah
>>676752427
>when chimps are allowed to go to school
Obama already congretulated the girl in the pink pants for her fight against racism? White chick already in jail?
>>676752628
Rekt? Best stuntman ever
>>676746374
The guy who threw the hat was the driver, yes. Also he was speeding, but that dumbass father crossed in the shittiest fucking spot. Bunch of trees and bushes blocking the view. The kids lived.
>>676752703
boi this is brutal
>>676741091
kek
>>676741766
>Being this embarassed over people seeing your dick
>>676741613
ikr, I would love to see him try that against a fully grown red kangaroo, would claw his eyes out.
>>676752427
fuckin moolies.
but hey if i had some bitch throwin her ass over me and legs in my face i wouldnt complain, id join in the jiggaboo festivities.
>>676741799
yeah fuck, morons.
>>676741918
Does he dead?
>>676749710
at least he had the decency to die in the bathtub
>>676742051
I have seen that clip, that ant sacrificed himself to make the pheromone trail and his buddies came and fucked the spider up. Jumping ants are beast, they are from here in Australia.
I don,t know about you guys but right now i,m taking my first shit after 3 days and it feels great.
>>676741462
God I love this one
>>676742960
STOP PICKING IT.
>>676742051
>>676744207
Both get rekt damn. Stupid fuckers standing there like that
>>676741627
a great day for the patriots lmao
>>676744207
high dumb you gotta be to stop in the middle of a highway
>>676751548
That was a very niggerly thing to do
>>676743954
I love seeing that, they belong in the wild you morons.
>>676744095
Whats that? justice for a thief in some shitty country or something?
>>676750488
>#notallmuslims
>we aren't afraid of terrorists
>we will defeat them with love
>we wi-OH SHIT RUN
Western Europe in nutshell.
>>676741627
Sheeeit, isn't that pass interference since he shoved him before he caught it?
>>676752734
>Corps will not be given 'reigns' because they dont hold the power of any of the three branches of government
except for the fact that Citizens United gave them the legal right to spend unlimited money towards a candidate of their choosing. the Koch brothers will spend over a billion on this election, more than the GOP and DNC combined. are you seriously not aware of the corruption?
>>676747260
>Hfw
Priceless
>>676753609
Congrats fam
>>676747350
I always eat when watching rekt. CAUSE I CAN FUCKING HANDLE IT
The fuck you even jump in here
>>676747564
wew
From recent thread. Meta-REKT
>>676747448
That piece of shit could have helped him up
>>676746317
thats even more fucked up because he cant make the trip to solid ground without moving it around a shitload.
>>676743474
motorcycles are easy. don't do stupid stuff, always be aware of the fact that other drivers might do stupid stuff, and always dress for the crash.
>>676751352
kekkers
>>676740793
thats not new faggot
>>676753222
some nog left his dog unsupervised. what a surprise!
>>676746119
Please tell me that wasn't real I cannot handle that being real
>>676752734
Yes, Governments create markets, the provide stable currency, insured banking system, a court system for contract dispute resolution, and marketinfrastructure such as Highways, phone and internet rights of way, by which folks can get their product or service to market, Water, electricity and sewage treatment, an educated workforce, all of which DO NOT EXIST without "government intervention" into the marketplace... You have no valid argument against anything I have said... but hey enjoy your libertarian utopian fantasy of "you are on your own charlie, I've got mine"... you have no clue just how socialist you actually are.
>>676742877
most likely diagonosis: esophageal varicosis rupturing - almost instant death to alcoholics
differential diagnosis: stomach ulcer stikes a big blood vessel also
I kid you not, strong nosebleeding swallowed
etc
>>676747350
Why you in this thread if you are eating you dumb fuck.
>>676747448
>>676752237
>thos sound effetcs
murrica
>>676750488
HAHAHA the fuckers running straight over the fucking memorial candles tripping and shit
>>676750702
self mutilation videos are an amazing thing
>>676741418
i don't get it, what are those ?
>>676742877
Esophageal Varicies... pretty lethal usually.
>>676751352
>The last thing you see is his glowing eyes
I always lose hard at this
>>676754719
Did he do it?
>>676750488
story?
>>676751817
>diamonds
kek
>>676749710
the guy in the back is a nigger, too!
>>676748867
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>676755493
Some anon posted a thread about pranking the Paris attack memorial by lighting off a bunch of fireworks. And he actually did it, the absolute madman.
>>676744207
>BONK
>>676753981
holee. story?
>>676755076
Maury Povich is the best. He straight-up admits to being a Jew that takes advantage of poor niggers and white trash for his own amusement.
>>676752628
Lucky guy.
>>676750287
great satisfaction
filename should be AC-DC
>>676743324
they all became hellriders
>>676755493
Paris attacks
>>676755272
His balls
>>676755202
They are certainly something!
>>676754890
It's real.
>>676754850
You're an idiot. I know it's not new. I made a NEW THREAD. Fuck sake
>>676750488
what was going on here
>>676752750
How the hell?
>>676755693
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>>676746203
OP is kill?
>>676741627
If you look closely, #21 catches the ball. They can just take a knee and run out the clock.
>>676751352
haha thats awesome, was he saving a dog or something
>>676752661
what did he hit?
