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why can't men handle funny women?
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because they don't exist.
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>>676730719
There aren't any.
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because they're not funny.
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>>676730855
>>676730846
>>676730838
>pic related

some women aren't funny but c'mon amy schumer is hilarious, plus i would hit that ass.
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>>676730719
Because there's a difference between being funny and thinking you are funny
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Cause they all seem to be unattractive and annoying
Plus I've never dealt with a cow before so I don't know what to do with them
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>>676731018
No she really isn't.

I literally can't think of a female comedian who is even remotely funny.
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>>676730855
Preach.
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I honestly can't name a single female comedian that I think is funny.
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>>676731342
>>676731350
They all just seem to try too hard
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>>676730719
>funny
>women
pick one
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There's plenty of funny female comedians, Amy Schumer is not one of them.
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>>676730838
>>676730846
>>676730855
>>676731088
>>676731340
>>676731342
>>676731345
>>676731350
>>676731437
>>676731560
hello MGTOW

enjoy your virgin kissless lifestyles
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Probably because they are too heavy.
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>>676730719
Because most of them require a forklift to handle. And most men don't own forklifts.
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>>676731716

y u mad
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>>676731716
no really
women are not funny
they wait on men to entertain them and give them a wild ride
they can be and are silly but not funny
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>>676731689
who then?
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>>676731844
said the absolute madman
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>>676730719
I would bang amy schumer, but I don't find her funny. That being said, I think she is one of the funnier female comedians going around. Still shit though.

If I knew her in real life, I think she would be totally hilarious as a person. But in terms of scripted, practiced, crafted standup - I think she's shit.
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>>676731350
Tina fey is pretty funny. At least in 30 Rock
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>>676730719

Usually it's the weight.
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>>676732090
This!
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>Amy Schumer
When did this meme begin? Or is it the one guy that posts her all the time?
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>>676730719
there are very few funny women, but Amy Schumer is a blatant joke thief and the reincarnation of Carlos Mencia
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>>676732481
She and her Jew Crew started it to gain popularity and so far it's working.
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>>676730719

>can't handle
>won't handle

BIG difference. We can't be prejudiced because we believe our own opinions can we? Surely now, believing in one's own beliefs is so rare we're a minority. Don't we get more rights now we're a minority, surely those rights mean we can believe in our own opinions without having to answer to these people?
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>>676730719
Why can't feminists handle anything?
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>>676730719
how do you handle something imaginary?
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I find it funny that you say this and post a picture of a woman who is not funny.
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>>676730719
Elaine May was funny. Gilda Radner was funny. Natasha Leggero is funny. This trashy cow has never even made me smile.
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I love funny women.
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To OP: You Dumbass Amy Is NOT CLOSE TO BEING FUNNY.Well if you look at it from a faggot standpoint of view but she is not funny
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>>676732756
That is why it is called bait anon
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>>676732616
Or more poignantly, why can't feminists handle humor, period? Your move, feminists.
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Bc if they are hot, all i think about while watching is how much i wanna fuck em. If they are ugly, who cares what you're saying, you're ugly. No offense intended
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>>676732935
This bitch is still 500% better than Amy Schumer
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>>676730719
Most comedians are fucked up
So people generally can't handle comedians
Most comedians are men because it's an evolved trait for a man to make women laugh in order to reproduce
Women have never had to be funny to reproduce
They just need working reproductive organs
Changing roles that are hard wired into most people makes them uncomfortable
Like trying to talk to an expressionless aspie or an alien or a stroke victim
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>>676731964
Maria Bamford
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because the only funny thing about them is the way they look
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>>676731018
she might be funny if she wrote her own material.. but stealing jokes makes her a fool not funny.
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>>676734085
I don't like her. She makes me uncomfortable. Like a female Bobcat Goldthwaite.
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>>676730719
this woman isn't funny.
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>>676733970
I don't think women fuck us because they make them laugh. I don't know why they fuck us, but it's not because we're funny.
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>>676730719
Any Schumer isn't nearly as funny as some other female comedians. Kristen Schall is much, much funnier, though I like her character work more so than her stand-up. Pic related, her best character.
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A. She's not funny, she just makes jokes about herself being a whore, then gets mad when people make whore jokes about her.

B. She's fucking ratchet looking
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>>676730719
Because there's no such thing as funny women who aren't lesbian
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>>676732935
whats wrong with her chest?
still wanna bang this bitch hard, whats her name?
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>>676734874
Vote for Mabel
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All female comedians talk about 2 things. Men and their vagina.
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>>676731716
Fucking sjw. Go back to le reddit
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>mfw gay people say amy isnt attractive
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>>676730719
>why can't men handle funny women?
they're usually very large
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>>676730719
They are too HEAVY! Except for Sarah Silverman. I'd do nasty, nasty things to her...
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>>676735581
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>>676735045
Katherine Ryan
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>>676731840
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About the only female I find funny is Ellen DeGeneres. Maybe Tina Fey, but she's wearing out her welcome for me with all her shitty movies.
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>>676736617
well memed
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>>676732090
You're a desperate fucking guy if you find that wad of fat and grossness in the least bit fuckable.
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>>676730719
>funny
That face alone tells me that that person is trying so hard to be hip and "funny" that everybody with an IQ above 30 feels the need to hit his head against a wall.
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>>676731716
>Projecting this hard because someone has an opinion that differ from yours.


Suicide is always an option.
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>>676731018

Fuck off to furry homo.

I've seen one woman comedian that was funny, can't remember he name but she has a video of her doing stand up in a bar or something.

She is very pretty blonde as well.

Schumer is ugly and retarded
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>>676730719
<FAT
<DOES
>NOT
<EQUAL
<FUNNY

And being fat is all the landwhale has going for her
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Because I am a simple beta nigger, m'nigga
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I like Tina fey and that's only for 30 rock
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>>676730719
>hey guys its me amy schumer, guns are bad also bagina :DD
what did she meant by this ?
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>>676735581

Are you retarded? She looks like a neanderthal. That eyebrow bone structure lol
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Amy = asshole bitch
Sarah Silverman = unfunny feminist
Kathy Griffin = only funny on New Year's
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>>676737150
>having no sense of irony
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>>676737226
>fat
>amy schumer

pick one
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I think that females can do stand up, its just that a lot of them try way too hard, hence why most people think they aren't funny. You can't force comedy to happen, it happens naturally.
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>>676730719
who is this in OP's picture?
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Amy shumer is fucking retarded
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>>676730719
Tell me with a straight face that you've successfully fapped to any schumer once. She's awful looking
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>>676730719
>why can't men handle funny women?

why can't OP troll harder?
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>>676730719
show me a funny woman, and maybe I can answer.
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Because we are intimidated my intelligent women.
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>>676737905
duno but i wont to smeel her ass
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Amy Schumer is the Hitler of joke stealing... May a nuke deal with her accordingly
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>>676736617
Finally, the baits been called out
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Amy Schumer is Lena Dunham with slightly better jokes. She does try to hard, and the overbearing attention whoring out of both of these twats comes off forced and desperate. Amy Schumer will disrobe, show off a flabby out of shape body and then shame anyone who dares to criticize her. She's like the personification of the liberal mindset. Stupid fucking cunts. The both of them.
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Amy is so funny. Trainwreck was a great movie and her stand up is good too. I have nothing wrong with her or any other woman. Why is everybody hating?
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>>676738326
because MGTOW is trying to spread on 4chan by claiming all women are sluts, degenreate etc. basically trying to turn a generation of guys gay.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY
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>>676735581
There are 2 terms to describe a face like that:

A: Ham-Faced

B: Moon-Faced

Neither of which are ways to describe attractive people
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>>676730719
funny women? what's that?
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>>676730719
Why can't women handle being told they aren't funny?
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dont forget Maria Bamford, Sara Silverman, Molly Shannon , Kristen Shall, Amy Pohler, Tina Fey, Kristen Wiig...... all very funny. everyone in this thread is trolling.

> i would put my penor in all of them and they male me laugh
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>>676734775
It's a fucking fact that women much prefer funny men over those that aren't.
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>>676737650
But I'm confuse. Amy shcumer IS fat.
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>>676730719
Because women's fun is not sensible.
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>>676730719
She has never made me even break a smile. The only female to make me laugh, ever, was Sarah Silverman. That was only because she said something so cringy without even realizing it.
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>>676730719
Amy Schumer is only famous because of her daddy Chuck Schumer. She isn't funny, she steals jokes and is a hack. Funny women don't exist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA
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ITT: people who don't know that humor was an evolutionary trait men developed to get women to sleep with them and that sexuality and humor are incompatible.
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>>676730719
Oh we can, but Amy Schumer is not fuckin funny.
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>>676730719
>hey guys so vaginas amirite?
>*stolen joke here*
>so i was blowing this drunk guy who thought i was my nonfat friends and i said dont cum in my mouth and he did it anyways like whaaaaat?
>*another stolen joke*
>if you dont think im funny you are a just a made virgin with a small penis lel

indeed quite funny
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>>676737650
or both because she is
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>>676739174
Ah, that video.

An inconvenient truth people always want to look past because 'muh ekwolaty'
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>>676739174
All of my this.
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>>676730719
Still waiting for you to post one OP.
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>>676739481
If society could just accept that certain roles are timeless and must never change in order to keep a healthy community and progressive society, the better off we'd be.
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>>676732219
ayyy
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