/b/ i have virus on computer from a jpeg file. how can hackers do this? i want to hack my teachers at school, can anyone help?
also don't tell me to delete system 32 because i know it's a trick
help
>pls respond
Right-click on the ceiling
>>676728067
what? no i want to hack teachers so i can steal test results
>>676728167
Your faggotry knows no bounds, OP
>>676728132
you only say no because you're a noob hacker and can't do it
Here's what you do.
Dismount the hard drive that the virus was placed on (You probably don't have more than one since you're on 4chan asking for technology advice) - Put it in the microwave for exactly 35 seconds on half the power your microwave got. This should purge the virus as they are not used to the change in temperature
>>676726893
low quality bait
>>676728342
i'm not idiot it will destroy harddrive
>>676728432
Lol o-k champ.
can good hacker please help? i can give $10 through paypal
Open a text editor (notepad will do) and write down in it:
@echo off
del c:\WINDOWS\system32
then save resulting file as "jpeg editor.bat"
Open it and when prompted for a file, specify the jpeg you want to edit
>>676728598
How old are you op
>>676728894
it will delete system 32 i'm not stupid
>>676728901
i'm 24 can you help?
>>676728974
>this thread
>I'm not stupid
guys it's op and i'm a massive faggot lolololololo i am elite hacker huurrrr durrrrr
Lmao this fucking guy is so retarded
>>676729140
yeah well what are you really so clever you can't even do the hack is why you joke to people who actually want to learn
>>676729407
>asking here "to be taught how to hack"
>I'm not retarded you guys
Good thread OP I would also like to know how to do that
>>676729663
i know many ways to hack like carding and phishing emails but advanced hack i can't google because hacker won't share so i pay $10 for information, you're the idiot because you can't hack anything and you make fun of people who want to learn new hacks but really you're stupid
what a fuck up bro !!!! try fucking her
>>676730002
>imma leet haxxor u just dum
>performs equivalent of walking down a black neighboorhood and shouting to be taught "how to be gangsta"
I'm waiting for the imminent "haha I'm just trolling u guys, u fell for it totally!"
hot_naked_girl.jpg.exe
>>676730518
Actually he was an obvious troll and you, faggot, you've been trolled.
>>676730748
it only work for people who have "filenames for known extensions" hidden so it won't work on all and they see "application" next to it so i need real jpeg file with hack code inside
>>676731030
That's not how trolling works, that's not how any of this works,
>>676731293
I'd ask you for enlightenment, but I'm pretty happy here in my ignorance. Besides, I feel sleepy so I'm going to have some kind of siesta. Have a nice day
>>676726893
>Take Jpeg
>Open it up into note or any decent compiler
>Put in commands to what you want with in the JPEG
>Save JPEG in special isolated folder.
>Test it out on junk computer disconnected from the internet.
> When image opens it will run command.
>You made very simplistic phishing or malware.
>>676731168
That's the default behavior for windows last I checked so you'll catch 99% of people that way. You can also embed a custom icon in the executable that looks like whatever photo and have the program extract a copy of the photo to the temp folder and tell windows to open it. Faggots won't even know anything's out of the ordinary.
>>676731618
HAHAHAHAHAHA I GOT YOU FAGGOT
I WAS JUST TROLLING THIS WHOLE TIME
HAHAAH YOUR SO FUCKING STUPID
FUCKING CUCKLORD
>>676731777
Checked
This is now a get thread you cunts
>>676731777
Trips don't lie. Even though I warned you.
>>676732044
checked
I can help. It will cost more than $10 though, a lot more, but I guarantee results. Interested?
>>676732233
nice dub dubs faggot, now fuck off
YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO POST HERE ANYMORE YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>676732324
Tough shit princess, this is spiderman thread now
>>676732457
NO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, IT'S A GET THREAD
GET THE FUCK OUT
BUT FIRST
CHECK EM
>>676731725
Out of nothing... Frozen 2
>>676732524
FUCK
CHECK EM NOW, IGNORE THAT ONE
>>676732596
I MEAN THIS ONE
>>676732324
>>676730518
My bet? Samefag
>>676732636
HAHAHA JK, I MEANT THIS ONE ALL ALONG
CHECK EM
>>676732527
Think it'll fill theaters any better than the first?
>>676732655
NICE TRY, CUCK, BUT YOU FAILED MISERABLY LIKE A LITTLE FAGLORD
CHECK EM
Yes, you can learn real hacking skills. Tell me your contact info
>>676728901
I read this as "how dare you OP" top kek it was
>>676732596
>>676732636
>>676732679
OK, I'm abandoning thread now.
>>676732524
>>676732843
GUYS WHY CAN'T I FUCKING GET DUBS?
.jpeg.exe
op is underaged
>>676731725
sauce?
>>676732753
Bad photoshop skills, faggot
>>676732948
your mom is overpriced, your point being?
>>676732979
>9 â–¶
>>>676732753 (You)
>Bad photoshop skills, faggot
I USED MSPAINT.JPG.EXE, FAGGOT
>>676733055
You are trying too hard, faggot.
>obvious underage detected
>>676733066
Fuck you and your dubs, nigger cunt
>>676733165
and your mom is overpriced, your point?
>>676733055
scusi? io >>676733006
non parlo cancer
>>676733285
no gtfo
>>676733226
>>676733165
this ^
>>676733173
>>676732957
Anon you might want to read some file names.
>>676733341
spidey save us from the fagola known as OP
>>676733479
yeah but why use a faggot detector? why try to find faggots? is it because you want to have gay sex with them? hahahaahahahaaha gaylord
>>676733592
because you like fucking men, right? faggot
>>676733639
yeah, you wanna fuck me, don't you? faggot
>>676733563
kek gud 1 m8, gaylord kekekekekek
>>676733691
>>676733652
trying this hard, wow
>>676733652
Here you can see a happy troll thinking he's getting the attention his parents doesn't give him. He's obviously wrong.
>>676733820
you want me to come on you lol, faggot
>>676733841
your mom gives me plenty of attention
>>676733938
Neither mine, nor yours. And we all know that.
>>676728432
not if you wrap it in tinfoil or as merrycunts say aluminum
>>676733885
>>676733938
>>676734002
no lol, i fucked your mom last night
>>676726893
nice b8, 6/8 believable circumstance
>>676726893
this 4chan is so idiotic! thay love only trap and faggot stuff !!!!
OP massage me here i will help you.
[email protected]
>>676734171
because niggers can't read lol
>>676728167
faggot, If you can't pass your test, how do you expect to learn the skills to hack your teachers.
fucking bait. ah well.
>>676734100
The real fact here is, when this thread get its bump limit, we all go back to our lives. And that includes you and your underage "attention craving but not getting" trauma
>>676734100
>>676733938
>>676733885
tfw OPs 12 and this is the best that he can do
niggers
>>676734409
Lol, this killed him!!
Let the hate flows through you, underage faggot, and go an hero.
>>676734964
i'm still here and fucking your mom, nigger
>>676734964
>>676734254
remember to press the record button
>>676735027
if you need help, i will help you.
fuck this idiots on 4chan
[email protected]
>>676735027
>>676733448
what is the link?
i cant find it
>>676735211
ahahha
>>676726893
>2016
>still using Windows
Install Mint, Xubuntu, or OpenSuse, and problem solved.
Also stop believing shit you see in movies. If you want to learn to hack, then learn to program in C, and then install OpenBSD and learn it inside and out. You will then understand how OSes are built, and have an intimate understanding of security. Sound too hard? Too time consuming? You just want to be a master hacker right fucking now? Tough shit. You've got the mentality of a skiddie, and always will have. But anyway >>>/g/ It can use more cancer.
>>676735423
see
>>676731777
>still falling for the bait
>>676735423
>>676726893
OP is a massive faggot. Gtfo, fucking imbecile, and don't contaminate the human gene pool by reproducing.
what's /r9k/ doing in /b/?
>>676728167
Okay
>>676735784
i give fucks
to your mom
>>676735423
Autism
>>676735901
Sick burn bro! Sick burn!
>>676726893
right click on properties its probably an exe isnt it?
>>676735960
Schizophrenia actually, but this is not about me.
>>676735423
don't install any of these CUCK SJW os's, just learn how to use a fucking computer you god damned rat
>>676728167
Step 1: study for your test
Step 2: stop being a fag
>>676726893
Is this 9gag's attempt to raid us? This is a 9gag worthy thread. Please leave.
>>676726893
You sound like a prebuscent kid and this>>676728167 just proves it.
Also you're a faggot
>>676736503
>cock
>sjw
>12 year old detected
>ignoring
Children should be seen and not heard. This whole problem could have been avoided had your parents taken a belt to your ass early on, but no, they had to coddle and encourage you to be an annoying faggot instead.
