Several massive asteroids are going to hit earth and wipe out humanity. Several massive spaceships are being built and set for launch before the asteroids hit. These spaceships will save several million ordinary citizens.
>In order to get on board you need dubs.
>You get 3 tries, and you must reply to your post.
>If an anon rolls trips, all dubs above that post were on a ship that blew up and all them anon die
>If an anon rolls quads, then the asteroids hit earth before the ships could launch and all is die.
Good luck and godspeed!
>>676710387
reroll
>>676710422
aww yea niggas im saved
>>676710387
wuads
>>676710477
welcome aboard anon :D :D :DDDDDD
Die niggers
>>676710387
Please
>>676710387
Rollin
>>676710620
Reroll
Hitler did nothing wrong
i hate niggers
>>676710751
reroll
>>676710778
reroll
>>676710820
Talk
>>676710850
>>676710387
Lets go!
>>676710989
Shit Shit Shit
Fukkin let me in boys
>>676711072
Reroll
>>676711057
Oh Fuck Oh Fuck
>>676711062
roll
>>676711097
FUKKIN LEMME IN
Lemme in
>>676711116
GOD DAMMIT LET ME IN YOU PRICKS!'
>>676711156
Rerollin
>>676710387
Must
>>676711163
I said open the fuck up
>>676710387
lets go
i will not leave without my brother though
>>676711156
Rolling for that ticket
>>676711223
Get
let me in
>>676711258
Shipped
let's get out of here!
>>676711163
LAST FUCKIN TRY
>>676710387
Homosexual African-American here, dubs get
>>676711209
I die with Earth it seems. Good bye cold dirt, hello hot lake.
>>676711289
now
Get?
>>676711319
plz, i'm a nice person, you will need me!
I'm going to give my ticket to the first female nigger that I see
I just want to watch the world burn
>>676710676
Traudl Junge please
>>676711394
Shit try#2
>>676711396
last try,
if not, at least i can be part of the riots i think
I MUST GO TO SPEHS
>>676711362
reroll
>>676711453
Roll two
>>676711446
In space you can't hear Jews scream
>>676711447
Aaaaand I'm fucking dead
>>676711467
last one
>>676711486
Roll three
Try 1
Fuck... well maybe I'll live
I'm on board
>>676710387
May the ships save me, Jimmy Spaceborn
>>676711511
Lol the irony
>>676711542
Try 2
Rollin
Place aboard.
I call shotgun.
>>676711511
Buahaha saved bitches
>>676711377
>>676711511
unlucky anons
RIP
Quads because fuck all of you
>>676711570
Try 3.... oh god
>>676711561
The shipgods have been unkind, may JimmySpaceborn be eternal
>>676711511
Got it on your third try as well. We shall not die on this worthless planet after all... So long as those quads don't appear!
Rolling for Vishnu like fury
>GLORY
>>676711555
Fuck I'm alive!
>>676711525
>>676711555
Good thing I missed apparently
>>676711614
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY< JIMMY SPACEBOERN
>>676711574
Second try comeon
>>676711555
well fuck.
goodnight everyone above this post
>>676711620
CMON CLEANSING!!!!!
these threads are retarded. youre not going to space.
FUCK HUMANITY CHECK THE QUADS
>>676711650
Jimmy is burning in an eternal fire, knowing he will never reach the stars
>>676711555
Murdering faggot
Let me in faggots
>>676711667
OFF BY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>last chance to smash
>>676711683
Jimmy has become asteroid incarnate. He is the doombringer, he wields death as man wields a fish. He will eviscerate your soul with his dildonic procedure
Let's go trips
K
>>676711780
Again
Lemme on that fucking ship faggot
Ah gahd
>>676711669
You shut the fuck up
2nd go
>>676711804
Let's do it...
I bought a ticked in.
Last try bb
>>676711774
Jimmy's rage is beyond what the asteroids consider gods. He has evolved he has become life itself, embodying the very heart of Sol, the sun, the life giver. He will smite Earth with his smitten mittens. He will burn all the kittens (captcha noentry 8800)
>>676711887
Another ticket, old one was fake
totally on
>>676711944
Yuss faggots, this time it was by the mexican mafia
>>676711760
2nd attempt
Let's go trips... killed the last ship let's kill more
>>676711973
2nd try
>>676711908
Jimmy's hatred for the life preserving ships has become the omega of his reign. He is spewing out the elementals, carbon, nitrogen, metals. He is giving himself so the ships, you, may live
>>676712028
one more try fuckity fuck
3rd attempt
IS EARTH KILL?
>>676712091
fuck i need at least dubs
Cya cucks later
get me on board i'll call it in
I'm gonna roll hope for quads
Reroll
THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN
>>676712148
Reroll
>>676712125
>tfw death by asteroid
im just gonna kill myself instead
>>676712053
The metals and ore's that jimmy gave you filthy Earthlings was tainted. It was his plan all along. Now, with his machinations, your ships will become dust as they enter orbit. They are doomed to disintergrate due to Jimmy dastardly dreams of destruction. Meet the eternal flame you fleshy maggots
>>676712207
GOTTA LET ME ON MAN
I want to die.
>>676710387
I only need one attempt niggas. Quints for captain.
>>676712219
fuck i almost killed all of you
>>676712130
Kek im dead
I liked snowpiercer better
>>676712207
>>676712235
PLEASE, PLEASE
>>676712148
Reroll, Fuck I'm dead, or not
Save meeeee
>>676712259
>>676712265
yeah good job m8
>>676712275
Fug
>>676712228
Alas, another one of jummy's machinations has failed. Jimmy is a failure. He plans no more, on humaities destuction. For everything he hopes, and dreams fails. Jimmy is suffering. Jimmy is pained
>>676712014
Last try. I hope yall motherfuckers blow up with me.
SAVE ME
Kek roll
>>676712329
FUCKING GET A DUBS ALREADY YOU RETARDED TROMBONIST
>>676712345
PLEASE
>>676712310
Quads will suffice.
Spaaaace.
See ya, niggers
>>676712381
Jimmy has died of old age even before the asteroids hit. His suffering is tantamount to his failure as a human, a sun god, a deity, a metal machination of man, a sufferer
>>676712091
of course baka, Earth was die last week, in two hours!!
I should have been more resolute. Now who will eat grandma?
>>676712421
Maybe trips.
Ahhhhjhjj fucking shit I'm dead that means I cant bring anime, THINK OF THE GRASSY (pic related)
>>676712448
Jimmy's soul is bullied in hell for he was never good at trombone
>>676712338
Welp im dead.
>>676712437
Ok, now space?
I don't deserve a ticket
quaid get
>>676712502
Jimmy's real name is moot
>>676712526
reroll
>>676712517
Try 2
>>676710387
Enough room for 6 million jews & 1 million monkeys for breeding stock
>>676712542
Moot the flesh renderer of dreams
>>676712514
Screw space!
>>676712560
Final attempt to board
>>676712526
rerolling
yoou're laying.
I have a family
>>676712573
this is mootJimmy's final post. He was an abject failure in life, and never achieved any dream. He made the homo love with the drumpfh
>>676712613
Pls let me on
allahu ackbar
>>676712646
But they don't need to come, its fine.
>>676712669
reroll
>>676712668
Please..
check these quads
BOOM
plz help
Time for quads!
You all are going to explode motherfuckers
>>676712728
ripperoni
>>676710387
Let me in
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seveneves
already been done OP. Turns out pretty crazy tbh.
Can I come in
try uno
>>676712858
Reroll
>>676712895
Please guys I want to get in
>>676712907
Last try
Bitch I'm Trump
>>676712914
Well R.I.P
Dos
>>676710387
Rollin for destruction
Tres
3rd class pasarngers eat jello blocks made of crickets and have to wear a show on their head
Preese boss
bai bai motherfuckas
>>676710387
I am Leonardo di Caprio let me in!
>>676713073
Preese boss x2
>>676713113
So close
sure i dont see why not
>>676710387
lemme in?
>>676713037
>3rd class pasarngers eat jello blocks made of crickets
isnt that from the movie where that train acts as a type of refuge when the world has gone to shit . forget the movie name
>>676713192
oh fak
>>676710387
Whoo rolling
>>676713232
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK CMON
>>676713186
well shit here goes nothing plz xesus
>>676713169
O shit nigger x3
>>676713257
...fuq
rip in pasta me
>>676710387
I'm satan.
>>676713271
all hail
>>676713186
and the last one. gudbye world i will most likely be rip
Quads
selfie
>>676713390
Trips
>>676713394
roll
>>676713421
roooollllll
Im outta here faggots
>>676713390
Dubs, please.
>>676713475
Go again
>>676713558
Fuck
>>676710387
aren't they swell?
i'm dead
on board get
quads time, ya'll deserve to be purged
>>676713711
taking another spot for leg room
Weed memes
>>676713820
I can't stop shitting
>>676713868
Whelp time for rape then
Sorry guys
>>676713898
Try 2
>>676710387
røllerøll
>>676714027
Try 3
>>676714040
roll
Ree
>>676713992
Try 2 to blow up some faggots
>>676710387
I'm in!
>>676710387
Number 1
>>676714131
RR
I hope I don't dieded
>>676710387
all aboard
My ticket pls
>>676714144
Peace niggas
Roll 1
>>676714102
Fuck
Help
>>676714164
all are bored
Quads!!
>>676714172
Roll 3 for a second seat
>>676714168
Fuck, don't leave me here guys
>>676714207
orly bord
>>676714179
Roll 2
>>676714198
Halp
>>676712888
I like how no one notices the damn trips
Make way faggots
>>676714170
>>676714227
Well, here I go /b/ros. Wish me luck.
Kill everyone
>>676714168
GUYS
>>676714207
>>676714235
>>676714164
guess I'm staying on urth then
>>676714245
Fuck
>>676714226
We'll tell your tale
k
Am I too late?
>>676710387
See Ya Skrubs Layta
Get!
>>676710387
rollerino
>>676714243
Bra roll 3
>>676714378
goddamit
Reroll
>>676714311
Shame. You got your ticket too late.
>>676714311
what the fuckk???? my 4th roll is dubs? son of a bitch, just my luck
I'd be that guy that gets shot as they drop the doors to the landing craft on d-day, or the poor bastard that gets killed in training like a dickhead
>>676714170
>>676714227
>>676714299
>feelsgood.jpg
See you in space fags
>>676714414
fuck it. roll for total anihilation
my quads pls
Come on
>>676714442
Roll
1st roll
>>676714353
Dammit
>>676714480
Roll
>>676714345
reroll
>>676714459
roll
>>676710387
Rollie Pollie.
>>676710387
rly ? you know if your able to build ships of that magnitude that long you'd be able to come with plan to destroy the asteroids
>>676714554
rerollin
>>676710387
please buddha
>>676714590
shishitshit cum on
>>676714523
> Dubs or die
> Roll
>Fuck My Life
>>676714511
And a second one
>>676714650
come on buddinho
>>676714666
max kek
>>676714745
fuck you buddha, I call you Allah
>>676714666
Gj killing everyone you fucking demon
I'm on a ship
>>676710387
time to get on board!!!!
>>676714666
devil plz
>>676714666
ILL SEE YOU IN HELL
>>676714822
SURVIVING DEATH BOIS
freeedom
>>676714841
Come on sweet Jesus
>>676714857
its ok theres another ship get on!
oi
>>676710387
Roll
I want on the new fucking ship
>>676714917
Last roll, here's to my imminent death
>>676714927
>>676714857
HOLY LAST CHANCE DONT LET ME FUCKING DIE YOU CUNT OF A CHAPTAIN!!!!!!!
>>676714666
fucking top kek
I was saved and then my ship was destroyed by satan
>>676714995
Rolling again for salvation
Fuck all you niggas
>>676715511
Fuck yeah, double saved
>>676710387
OP here
there is only one more ship left!
