Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Claim
>>676709262
That picture gave me diabeetus.
>>676709151
Desu!
Miho claimed
Im heading to bed night anons
>>676708976
Night beautiful <3
Claiming, so what are you guys drinking/like to drink?
Claimed
>>676709456
Goodnight! Sleep well friendo
>>676709456
Night, my sweet one.
>>676709420
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>>676709456
Goodnight, sleep well.
>>676709507
At the moment i'm drinking tea
>As usual
>>676709614
kek
Waifu with the coldest heart claimed, good afternoon lads
>>676709507
Drinking some 1915 here.
>>676709614What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
>>676709507
I prefer clear spirits or liqueurs like Becherovka and Licor 43. Also mixed drinks, but there's a ton.
Konata claimed, how is everyone doing?
Claimed
>>676709507
I like to drink coffee and Bacardi mostly, I won't say no to a glass of beer or whiskey.
>>676709909
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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Benito is the best waifu, if this won't convince you I don't know what will https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I71VX5RyGA
>>676710098
Hello Konata-kun. Feeling kinda lazy and it's making me mad.
>>676710098
I'm alright, and you?
>>676710117
Dang, only had that one you beat me.
>>676710103
Welcome!
>>676710098
Heyo Konata
Doing great atm, just thinking about what i should do next
>>676710098
Hi Konata
Feeling useless like every day
How are you?
>>676709685
Well that makes sense, you have work soon if i'm not mistaken yeah?
>>676709692
No way! I actually just finished the ep where she said she wants love, so you posting makes alot of sense
>>676709777
Trips check, whats that? Never heard of it. I haven't had much exposure outside of the typical rums and tequilas because of my family
>>676710091
Same, I looked up those two and Becherovka sounds delicious!
>>676710098
Doing pretty good, how bout you?
>>676710117
Im not much of a beer guy, but Im right with ya on the whiskey and Bacardi
>>676710475
These memes are dank, bro.
This thread again. Same scripting syndra.
>>676710519
>Feeling kinda lazy and it's making me mad.
Why is it making you mad?
>>676710557
That's good to hear, I am doing fine, thanks for asking.
>>676710629
>Feeling useless like every day
Everyone has a purpose in life, also I am doing fine, thanks for asking.
>>676710699
That's good to hear, I am doing alright, thanks for asking.
>>676710557
>2000+16
>not having a copypasta.doc
https://youtu.be/VoG02CgBmzc
No, but seriously I have a little bit over a hundred of these, it's kind of ridiculous.
>>676710699
I already finished everything i have to do today.
Not sure what i'm going to do.
>>676710738
What scripts?
>>676710700
What memes, I simply stating a fact.
>>676710906
Shit I messed up, meant to say I am simply stating a fact.
>>676710852
My purpose is being a waste of skin and hair
Just kidding
Claimed 4 sho
>>676710699
In the conventional sense Licor 43 tastes better since Becherovka is a bitter, but they are both top of their class in my opinion.
They're in some way similar to Jägermeister but both deviate into their own direction.
Becherovka is more herbal and less sweet while Licor 43 is more smooth and tasty.
They cost about the same, I think.
If I merely want to get alcoholized I'll drink a grain spirit like Doppelkorn.
It's pretty much Vodka with a tiny amount of flavour and sweetness remaining.
>>676711074
>fleshlight
>>676710852
Because it's preventing me from vulting or vacuuming as I originally intended.
I think I'll try to force myself to start somewhere and maybe things get done.
>>676711064
>My purpose is being a waste of skin and hair
Come on Anon, you know that it ain't true even shitposters have a purpose in life, and that is to shitpost.
>>676711262
>I think I'll try to force myself to start somewhere and maybe things get done.
That is what I would usually do in this situation.
WAIFU CLAIMED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2_mmQp3qg8
>>676711389
Alright
My raison d'être is now to shitpost!
>>676710699
It's an organic drink made of; beet, carrot, lemon, and orange. It might sound like it nasty, but in contrast it's flavorful!
>>676710882
That's my first actual copypasta I ever used. Why hundreds?
>>676711480
kek
>>676711139
>top of their class
Probably why I've never heard of them, my family sticks to fairly middle/bottom shelf stuff and I'm not old enough to buy my own stuff yet. But from what I've looked up of those three they sound great! Ill have to try em when I can
>>676711597
Ill take your word for it haha just kidding, If I come across it ill think of you and try it
If trips get all your waifus are belong to me.
>>676711480
oh lawd
that made me smile
>>676711597
The same reason I save Tats pic, because I love them.
>>676711828
>not even close to dubs
Ayy
Good morning everyone
>claimed
>>676711795
Thank you, it would be a honor.
>>676712093
Welcome to the thread Anon.
>>676712093
Hey, good morning.
You need to hear this:
>>676711480
>>676712093
Ayy
Hows it going Galko?
>Claimed.
How is everyone today?
>>676711879
That's understandable!
>>676712093
morning
>>676712288
Welcome to the thread Anon. I am doing fine, thanks for asking, you?
>>676712288
Alright, and you?
Welp, I'm back.
>>676711480
Jesus Christ
>her voice turns me on
>>676712288
Hello Megumin
Doing great atm, what about you?
>>676711064
Hey, I'm with you man, finding a purpose is hard, especially when you feel like you shouldn't be here in the first place like me
>>676712288
>checked
not again kono suba waifu shit tier
>>676712211
>>676712315
Thanks guys
>>676712238
>implying I haven't
>>676712287
Well, I just woke up, so all I can really say is that it's going.
>>676712093
Good morning!
>>676712462
oh, so I'm not alone. Wanna read something? It helps me everytime when I feel like that
http://areason.org/
>>676712450
>her voice turns me on
M-me too...
>>676712417>>676712442>>676712458
Thanks you three, I'm feeling exhausted, had a long day yesterday and didn't get much sleep to recover from it.
>>676712482
Fight me m8y
Morning ... !]\[Г€|2]\[€Г ©|@!]\/[€])..... My husband won't let me sleep. He is sick and keeps coughing him self silly all night.
>>676712659
I've listened to it about 5 times now.
>it's not because im a siscon
>right?
>>676712715
That's rough... What's he sick with?
>>676712667
Oh, my pleasure!
After dodging one damn attack your waifu is history
Not even the useless god can save her, because she is weak
not even the crusader can save her, because I'll be throwing insults at her which are turning her on
and the main character? don't get me started on this n00b
>>676712944
>Needs to be saved
The hardest battle of your life was against a couple bones and lasers, Not too impressive if I do say so myself.
But hey I don't blame you, from what I hear you're into having a bad time anyways.
>>676712797
>siscon
I don't think that's it...
I put it on loop now
it makes me excited
>>676712839
Not to shore yet but I think he's got bronchitis. Now I'm up Maken him tea and soup because I love the man.
>>676709151
>>676712659
Thanks for the link, I read it a little bit and it was nice, but it doesn't really bug me. My birth is kind of a joke in my family so it helps me not look at it like a problem
I'm off.
https://youtu.be/Cn3vMyopjXI
>>676713301
>Faints after one shot
Mate, the amount of bad times I had are nothing compared to the shit you'll give me
I won't even need to RESET for the likes of you
>>676713453
Bye Tat
>>676713453
See you later anon.
>>676713453
Cya Tats
>>676712667
Hopefully nothing but good days ahead for you!
>>676713453
Goodnight, or day, or whatever :)
Ok I'm off to give my hubby soup and put him and me back to sleep
>>676713453
Bye Tats
>>676713448
Oh, that's fine, not everyone copes with it the same way
>>676713453
bye tats
>>676713453
Bye comrade.
>>676713687
Goodnight Anon.
>>676713516
>Might as well use my strongest attack first if I'm going out after anyways.
>Right?
Plus what's a couple of lasers compared to the AWESOME POWER OF THE STRONGEST OF MAGIC.
>>676711389
Yeah, yeah, I got a whole half an hour of work out of me.
It was enough to finish most of the pressing tasks.
Might try to vult now.
>>676713687
Later.
Ok, I gotta hit it, so goodnight friendos, it's been real tonight
>>676713917
Who needs magic or lasers when you can throw thousands of Italians at your problem until the German arrive?
>>676713650
That's so sweet, I hope the same for you!
>>676713917
I can literally walk out of the damn circle while you're chanting
My Determination let me live through an attack that could wipe out time and that with a useless host without LOVE
I'm literally a god
>>676714089
Have a good one man.
>>676711795
It was meant as a statement about their taste and quality.
Their price is not extraordinary. 16€ a 0.7l bottle or so; only marginally more expensive than Jägermeister.
>>676713991
>It was enough to finish most of the pressing tasks. Might try to vult now.
That is good, now you can focus on removing the Saracens from the holy land, that or remove the crusaders from the holy land.
>>676714089
Night Anon
>>676714089
Night! Have a good one.
>>676714096
I can't really argue with that logic. But I don't normally have that many Italians at hand.
Last time I checked Gods can't die. They also shouldn't be getting overpowered mentally by little girls and goat monster children.
>>676713687
Bye Lain
>>676714089
Bye Koko
>>676714283
>But I don't normally have that many Italians at hand.
>
>>676714428
>dont have many italians at hand
What are you? A casual Italian gatherer?
>>676714268
Maybe I can create a world where Saracens and Europeans can face the true enemy as brothers.
I'm headed off for a bit
I'll probably be back in an hour or so on my phone
Bye guys
>>676714283
Well look at your pathetic excuse of a god getting eaten by a lowly toad while I have to deal with the kings of the entire underground
And I transcended humanhood by killing myself and then becoming a god
I even transcend gender!
>>676714571
See you later Anon.
>>676714571
Seems like everyone is out, cya man, have a safe one.
>>676714628
....
>spoilers
>>676714089
Rest easy comrade.
>>676714104
Thank you friend.
These threads seriously are the new circlejerks, huh.
>>676714571
See ya! Have a good one.
>>676714428>>676714552
>Did I say I don't I mean I totally do.
>>676714628
>Most people on Tumblr "transcend" gender. What's your point little one?
>>676714552
>What are you? A casual Italian gatherer?
Maybe I am, maybe I am not, I just throw thousands of Italians at my problems and hope that it will fix it.
>>676714853
Well anon you better get those Italians as they might become extinct one day.
>>676714853
>most people on tumblr transcend gender
fuck, i lost, I can't contain my laughter anymore
>>676714712
those who didn't play, aren't gonna play it anytime soon, those who did know it already
>>676714558
And what would be the true Enemy? The Jews?, Niggers? Slavs?
>>676714948
Perfectly explains why you failed so hard.
>claimed
Hey people it's me the person from yesterday maybe I didn't really count the hours on that one. Anyway you know when I said I was going to bed and then you said goodbye well turns out I didn't sleep so I haven't sleept for I don't know maybe 41 hours?
>>676714948
Why Italians though?
>>676715021
I guess you are right, I played for a bit, then I just dropped it. Never picked it up again.
>>676715021
I had to try to remember so much about a game I played so many months ago, I'm kinda proud I remembered as much as i did ahaha
>>676715069
We need an umbrella term here. Subhumans?
>>676715158
Welcome back friend. I remember.
Did you end up getting any more pictures of your wife?
>>676714571
Cya later Galko
>>676715158
Hey Rin
>>676715088
It worked so well for Stalin, if it worked for the Soviets it can work for Italy.
>>676715161
Well there is plenty of them where I am at currently.
>>676715256
not bad tough, twas funny
>>676715158
>Insomniawwawawa
>Don't know how it's spelled
wow, holy shit, that's much
>>676715161
ya didn't miss anything world moving, it still had a nice story
>>676715292
Oh you mean the untermensch right?
>>676715408
I feel like I am missing alot.
Everywhere I go on the internet nowadays people are praising Undertale like some sort of, literal 'Game Changer'.
Eh maybe it's just overexcited fanboys and girls?
>>676715408
Quick question, how are you finding so much fan art?? it's kind of impressive.
>>676715374
The soviets have much more people than Italy does, Benito.
>>676714104
Source?
>>676715582
I've seen you alot on these threads.
>>676715618
Well then throw enough of Italians so you can buy time for the Germans to arrive, this is a great tactic.
>>676715498
I'm already walking a fine line making these jokes from Germany; I think we're better off with the English term.
In the end it's not that easy to decide who should be exterminated beyond the obvious choices like jews and niggers.
How about gays for example.
Democide is a polarizing issue.
>>676715301
That properly would've been a good use of my time but no I didn't think to.
>>676715366
hey
>>676715408
what?
>>676715374
Where are you? Pizza land?
>>676715742
Eh? You sound like a stalker bro
>>676715786
Hey, no judge from me. I stayed up for 3 days straight chugging ice coffee watching Game Grumps and jacking off inbetween.
>I am somehow underweight.
>>676715765
>I'm already walking a fine line making these jokes from Germany; I think we're better off with the English term.
I forgot about those laws, sorry.
>How about gays for example.
Well I don't mind them but they can be annoying at times, though disabled people (mentally) should share the same fate as Jews and Niggers.
>>676715745
I got some bad news for you buddy...
>>676715651
Can you be more specific? do you want where the picture is from, what show its from, who it is, what episode it is from etc lol.
>>676715582
Definetly overexcited fanboys/girls
It is by all means a good game.
Taking the regular RPG path (grinding) gets you the bad ending
and it also breaks the 4th wall and the game crashes itself because it's scripted
it gives you the illusion that the game interacts with you, the player
>>676715618
I literally went through all google images and gelbooru... and /v/ since this shitplace is only good for fanart
anyway, I'm off for 20 minutes or so, then I'm back on mobile (without that much fanart)
Ah, it's already 7a.m. Sucks that it goes by fast.
Stay your usual self everybody, and take care. I'm off to a nocturnal slumber.
>>676715980
Where else would i be?
>>676716040
What? Are the Germans not going to help us?
>>676716081
Huh, might pick it up again.
See you around in a bit dude
>>676716222
I'm probably going to head off aswell.
Sleep well friend.
>>676716033
You mean retards? Depression can make you mentally disabled, too.
The hereditary kind certainly has to go.
Eugenics is plain objective.
We don't really need their kind of diversity.
Aaand I'm off to jail.
>>676716222
>Checked
Sleep well!
>>676715980
I actually have a gg tab open right now. What's the most recent video you've watched??
>>676716229
Not exactly.. they helped out a lot in yugoslavia and Greece.. uhm how important is this whole "war" thing to you?
>>676716222
Have a good rest!
Claiming Yuugi Hoshiguma because I'm an alcoholic
Fuck you faggots and your gay ass anime shit. Ive got some real waifu material.
claimed!
>>676716345
Oh lol nvrmind. Hope to talk to you again anon.
>>676716364
>You mean retards? Depression can make you mentally disabled, too.
Wait it can?
>Aaand I'm off to jail.
I am too Anon.
>>676716576
>anime styled 3D
Literally the worst heresy.
>>676716466
I finished the 5 hour JonTron video yesterday.
Well spent time I must say.
Anyway, thread is almost at image limit. I'm off for the night. Have fun anon's, Sleep/Wake Up/Have a nice day.
>>676716576
>Turn around and look at the camera over your shoulder for me.
>OH WAIT
>>676716466
It is very important, if we lose Italy will be a laughing stock of Europe.
>>676716661
I guess it depends on your local laws regarding diability.
If it puts you out of work for long periods or affects your overall ability to work or function normally that's a disability.
It's the most common kind apart from physical disability.
>thankfully
>>676716904
>thankfully
I mean better than most disabled people being full blown retards.
>>676716895
You miiiight want to invest in something more... worthwhile? Because well, and this is just a thought, it might not go so well in the end..
