Hi /b/ I'm the OP that was going to commit suicide with a ratchet strap. I said I'd update you guys.
Went out had a nice breakfast and found a ratchet strap. Wasn't the ideal one i had in mind a bit too thin. Haven't experimented with it yet. I live in the UK so I haven't slept all night. Bit sleepy right now. I also bought myself some alcohol. Took a shower used the toilet making sure I am clean.
I have about 200 dollars in bitcoins that i might give out. Haven't decided yet.
Why are you trying to off yourself OP
>>676706383
Don't do it nigga.
>>676706487
Every common reason you can think of. Plus the fact that life is selfish, unfair, and harsh.
How much alcohol should I consume. This isn't a drinking game I don't want to pass out or become unable to function correctly. But I want full commitment when I tighten.
>>676706383
Stay here with us OP.
>>676706383
Nobody wants your haunted bitcoins
No kys pls. But send bitcoins tho.
>>676706383
>ratchet strap
nigga what?
I would rather you not kill yaself. But if you do let us watch
>>676707025
I really hope this thing works. (cut my finger a little opening the pack). I will wrap it around and see if it works. if it does I will start making final preparations. I hope the alcohol will make me want to do it instead of sleep.
>>676706811
Kek.
OP you silly Billy, get praying
Don't do this. You can smash whatever the fuck has caused this in the face whenever you're ready. But you're a cool person based on your liquor choices so I reckon you should stick around a bit longer. Shit will get better, guarantee it.
>>676706723
Doesn't sound like a good reason for a PERMANENT solution like killin yourself annon.
I say take a step back and re evaluate.
If i get dubs you go out, find a gf and have a happy life.
>>676706383
Shit gets better. Promise you.
>>676707142
Eat a huge meal, make a decent scene when you void your bowels.
>>676707148
Dont listen to this clown, life is shit and nobody loves you, neck yourself faggot.
>>676707142
perhaps you should take a moment to reevaluate shit
Redevote yourself to ridding Great Britain of Muslims.
>>676707222
winRAR
>>676707222
omg trips
lol nah sorry
>>676707222
Trips of truth OP. Don't be a fag, the Gods have spoken
>>676707222
Nice work anon, you just killed OP
>>676707142
>ratchet strap
Bad fuckin idea... I have cut down people who have hung themselves annon... its not pretty for anyone. Looks fucking painful too. You're teeth are going to be embedded into your tongue, you're GOING to piss and shit yourself... Don't do it.
>>676706811
I'd like them
>>676707222
Trips of Truth!!
Can I get some BTC please
>>676706723
my brother killed himself last autumn. it destroyed the family. its a cuntish thing to do and i would implore you to reconsider.
you will die anyways. why jump the queue? what is it about life that you find so insurmountable right now?
>>676707142
You fucked up opening a fucking plastic packet, I'm not convinced of your competence.
Listen to me OP
Your life is not worth to end. We all end up in some crazy situations, but you just gotta push through.
There are some sick attention seeking fuckheads on /b/, that want to see you dead (Just so they can make a thread about how op killed himself and gain attention)
I would think about how your family, friends and close ones would feel once they find out the dreadful news
Stay strong OP, im rooting for ya kid
>>676707142
dont do it bro, please
>>676707309
I used the toilet. Yeah I know it wont look pretty.
>>676707377
I'll think of a way to give BTC in a sec I'm trying to figure out how this ratchet strap works
>>676706383
Really? With a snatch strap? Why not just take a lot of drugs.
Don't do it
>>676707222
dubs are a sub set of trips.
(222) also = ( 2 (22) )
Just do it instead of begging for attention you fucking faggot.
Could you livestream OP? that would be kek
>>676707222
>and
Listen to this guy OP! It sounds like an uphill struggle, but if you kill yourself there is no coming back from it. Take some extra time to make a step by step plan of how you could turn things around & slowly start to achieve any goals you've set from yourself. Things can get better, you just have to believe they can.
>>676707407
Sorry to hear that :(
I hope OP finds peace with God before he fucks things up.
>>676706811
dubs of spooky hauntedness
>>676707449
Get off b fuckwit
I love how this thread only contains poorfags begging for btc. Get a fucking job you nigger scum
>>676707449
thanks a lot for all the support but I've made up my mind. We will see if i do it or if i pussy out once i get drunk. Talking about getting drunk I'm gonna start getting some alcohol down that shit takes time to act.
OP please listen. When you what to hang yourself, please make a falling way of 2 Meter so you break you neck.
Otherwise you would die of Hypoxie and that's not funny
And yes I would the the bitcoins
[email protected]
>>676707222
this op
>>676707507
>I used the toilet.
FUCKHEAD... Doesn't matter... you WILL shit yourself. You said you are going to drink... you WILL piss yourself.
Why do I feel everyone that wants OP to live is over 18 and the edgy spergs egging him on are underaged?
>>676706383
Get wasted with us instead.
>>676707605
Its been 3 posts so far about it.
>>676707530
222=2(22)
222=484. No dubs there fag.
>>676707699
because you are absolutely right
chek'd
Yo OP, if you could throw me some bucks that would be great,I've got just 20$ more for food and my birthday is in 3 days. Will post proof if you don't believe me.Also ,don't do it faggot,it will get better.
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>>676707701
This
Just get hammered and go to sleep. Way less harmful to your health
>>676707142
Whereabouts in the UK are you located?
Please just drink and make life's problems go away.
Alcohol makes you feel good
>>676706383
quit staling and just do it you damn attention whore. live stream it. or set it to release to youtube five minutes after you do it, and send us a link to the youtube account so we can frantically f5 that bitch
Gay bottom here
Can I have a picture of your penis OP? I have this fetish for random cock
>>676706383
where in the uk are you? we could get drunk together if you want, talk shit out. if you still feel that you want out after some human contact, fair dos; i wont stop you. but im sure itll be a more amusing afternoon than you drinking by yourself and then committing suicide
>>676706383
Dont do it, things get better, trust me, Ive been there and Im not the only one who got better, I promise you
>>676707885
This fag can't tell a joke from the sheep he is fucking.
>>676706383
Hey OP, id be willing to let you fuck my missus for a last root if your close to me
Where are you in the UK?
Not worth it man
Even if you can't live for yourself.
Live for people around you.
There are good people out there.
It's a shitty solution to a myriad of problems than can be solved with time, might take months, even years but it's worth fighting for.
Im medicated and I go to counselling, just baby steps I guess.
You can do it too.
>>676707972
Thanks for the offer. I'm only drinking to commit myself fully.
>>676707820
Yeah. Where are you? Don't do it man I will literally drive to where you are and help you. Whatever you fucking need dude just don't do this.
>>676706383
lets all make an invervention find op's adress and who lives closest goes there and smacks him in the head
Where the fuck is OP?
>>676707995
What did you just say?
>>676708044
holy shit dude I can afford a prostitute don't be a cuck. thanks though. Are you sure this is 4chan guys. I definitely didn't go to reddit.
>>676707744
but you are mistaken about the dubs.
"Set A is a subset of another set B if all elements of the set A are elements of the set B. In other words, the set A is contained inside the set B. The subset relationship is denoted as A⊂B.
Thus (22) ⊂ (222)
>>676708093
this
>>676707744
484 dubs not found.
>>676707876
spook well pupper
>>676708093
fuck off cunt, even though this is /b/, you still need to value human life. Im sure many people would want to smack your head in for your 3rd world faggotry
>>676708044
So nice of you anon
>>676708069
live to see Trump become prez
>>676708149
Hey OP is a cool guy
>>676707148
>good
>Jägermeister and Captain Cancer
fuck you. Do as you please OP. It's your decision. But stream it maybe?
To all you happy ass fuckers saying don't do it
Fuck off. People who want to die dont operate like normal people. He will regret not going through with it. He will try again if he fails. You are not better people for wishing more pain on this fucked up kid. I'm not some underage ban bait. I'm middle aged. You selfish fuckwits have no clue what is right or wrong.
To OP
Stream that shit
>>676708292
fuck off nigger
There will be a freak accident and OPs strap will snap.
The underworld doesn't want you yet, OP.
>>676708292
eat a fad out of your asshole you pathetic bitch
Aquire weed
Smoke it
Few drinks
Maybe fuck a hooker
Get off /b/
>>676708292
Why dont you FUCK OFF
yo, OP.
Can I have your body for science?
>>676708292
ohhh so edgy. is it summer already?
>>676708292
not sure if trump or nigger. kneck yourself faggot
>>676708292
>"selfish fuckwits"
>"stream that shit"
>>676708367
This guys knows his stuff
>>676708292
Your fedora is actually stronger smelling than the fags saying don't do it.
A whole new brand of cancer.
>>676708292
is this bait?
Um, no, first of all, you don't fucking piss in the coola you shitlord fuckity cuntometer. Second off, don't TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. SHUT UP.
>>676708292
i bet your penis has an infection
Stream that shut so I can fap
>>676708292
you sir, are the scum of the earth
>>676708292
Careful of that edge
>im middle aged
Congrats loser
>>676706869
Miguel is that you
>>676708292
I think you're the fucked up one here. This is a human life we're talking about you cunt, you don't just encourage people to kill themselves when they actually want to. Who the fuck do you think you are?
>>676708149
if you have money then why are you being so down?
also this is still /b/. some of us have gone through the same shit, some of us have lost close ones to suicide. some of us want you to live stream you choking to death and voiding your bowls so they can have a fap and a laugh.
my offer of a drink still stands, depending on where in the uk you are of course. i wont try to talk you out of it. just want to give you a chance to talk shit out with a non judgmental third party and see if it changes things or not. ill even bring my own rum.
>>676708292
Middle aged men dont reassure others that they are middleaged
fuck off faggot
>>676708292
nigglet
>>676706723
why dont you assassinate trump or hillary before you do anything, anon? or even better, claim to be the corporates assassin and kill bernie, it will spark a revolution and wipe out the fucking bourgeois.
>>676708292
This.
It's funny how every time someone wants to kill himself everybody is going dull philosophic just to save a life. Why?
We have more than enough humans.
IT IS HIS DECISION. It's fucking selfish to want that a person stays alive just because you love them. If they want to go they have to go.
The only thing you can offer is help and talk.
But please stop this '' Life is valuable '' bullshit, as it varies from person to person
Rip op, I think he be dead
>>676708555
Checked.
If OP doesn't take up the offer, I will. You seem like a pretty cool dude and I won't even make sexy advances on you unless you want me to?
>>676706383
Do something great before going OP, whatever you think is great for everyone.
Who did this to you, OP?
>>676708698
can confirm. people wanting him to live on may have good lives, so they dont know what they are forcing him to go through if his live is hell. Thats really selfish.
>>676708292
>>676708698
Samefag
All these white knights. In all honesty, wtf /b/?
>>676708552
Who fucking cares? There's billions of people on this earth. What is one less person to YOU? You don't know this guy. And it's true, he won't function properly & he will end up regretting it eventually.
If he feels like ending his life, fucking let him.
It's selfish as fuck to try and keep a person alive with that have absolutely no interest with continuing living.
>>676708555
Your offer is tempting your trips even more tempting. But i want to give this a shot. This time with good commitment.
Also that strap is a machine to fucking understand.
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Simce when the fuk is b so considerate
>>676707876
spook well pupper
>>676708802
I actually would agree if they had clean, efficient Futurama style suicide booths.
Instead of killing yourself with whatever that shit is. Od on heroin bro. Eternal sleep
>>676706383
Send me some BTC
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spook well pupper
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>>676708649
Look at all these kids I've angered. Life is common and one of the least precious things you will come across. Welcome to the /b/
>>676708698
Nice to see some one else belongs here
>>676708859
I get the strange feeling that OP isn't the only one going through some shit right now...
OP, mate... Didn't read all of this post but i have some wise words for you (that i got from my uncle, father and other fuckers) - it's better to kill others who made you feel like that way and thinking about suicide then kill yourself. Better to be in prison alive with dead fuckers who messed you up. Step up - be a man! Or, just change your life - get away from everything and start new thing with those 200$ you have. It's an adventure, go and have some fun. You can always kill yourself afterwards if you don't change your opinion.
>>676708698
his life might not matter to op but it sure as shit matters to his family.
unless his family are cunts or already dead of course. in which case, well life sucks. wear a hat
i used to egg on suicides on /b/ til my brother killed himself. now its not that funny anymore
>>676708652
Lol. You fucking pleb. Cry harder about how you dropped out of university and are stuck wearing a blue collar for the rest of your life.
>>676706383
hey Op!
Im writing from Hungary, and I encourage you to first of all do something you never did before. Like do drugs get a hooker etc. Try something normally you wouldn't. Try to enjoy life. But it is your choice.
God bless you! :)
>>676708555
You're a fucking idiot thinking he should be happy just because he has money. What the hell.
>>676708988
Upvoted
>>676709030
MFW 200$ is "money"
>>676706383
It started like you were writing a p.k dick novel
>>676706383
Don't do it op. Live on
>>676708748
haha alright. i run a pub in bristol if youre close by
>>676709030
You're a fucking idiot for arguing with trips.
Hey dude, don't kill yourself.
>>676708873
Op, why the fuck would you buy a strap instead of a rope like everyone else? Ropes are much more simple and are more efficient at suffocating you.
>>676706383
Fuck sure is Reddit in here eh lad?
All these fuckers telling you not to do it, fuck em. I hate people, i hate alot of life and society and i can see why you want out. But rachet strap? Fuck that geezer, take something down with you instead. If youre gonna die, might aswell deserve it.
>>676709071
You're an idiot. Holy fuck.
>>676706383
Hello OP, first of all I would like to ask why do you what to end your life. We all have our bad times and shit but there are always ways around it, I mean im only 19 but I can say for myself that I've wanted to end it a few times, things will get better you just have to see it through.
My BTC Wallet:
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>>676709116
You're a fucking autist for obsessing over trips.
Ausfag here, straight up don't do it. I'm not gonna write a paragraph or be inspiration but don't mate. At least consider an ausfags suggestion
>>676709164
You sir, are fucked in the head gtfo
>>676706723
Suicide is actually an extremely selfish act. Please rethink what you want to do.
>>676709021
It's hard. I believe you. But it is still his choice. You as his family have to accept it. Simple as that
>>676708873
>not knowing how to use a strap
Because i said dont do it i believe that entitles me to like 50%
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>>676706383
fake and gay
>>676708873
alright bud, i tried. best if luck but remember pussy suicides dont go to valhalla so i doubt ill see you in the next one.
>>676709030
money isnt everything, i agree. i was just curious if it wasnt the lack of money bringing op down, then what is it?
>>676709286
Wanting people to bear pain because it makes you feel better is also selfish. Let the kid have free will.
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>>676706383
Will op stream?
>>676707222
bl op
Suicide is for cowards OP, is that you want people to remember you?
>>676708873
Why don't you just get drunk and watch a movie and be sort of amused and happy like the rest of us
>>676709444
Just because you got quads i'm ending you 0.795 mBTC
Do it pussy. You won't, you'll just get drunk as fuck and realize that your a fucking retard for posting up a fake ass post on 4chan. Faggot, get drunk and go to sleep you little bitch ass bitch. You'll wake up in the morning with a fat ass hangover until you take another drink to get rid of it. Your pathetic to the entire human race for even considering suicide, bumb ass OP ass faggot ass bitch. I bet you still suckle on your momma's teets and take lollipops fron the dentist whenever you go there, childish ass faggot. What are you, a 14 year old emo kid in middle school? Stop being a bitch, you big ass bitch. Grow some balls and face life like a realhuman being. Faggot.
>>676709265
>moralfag detected
>>676709502
OP will be too dead to care
>>676709544
In what fucking world is that quads you crab
>>676709544
Strangest looking quads I've ever seen.
>>676709024
Tried it all. I became a drug supplier actually.
let me logon to my electrum or whatever the fuck account and see how much BTC i got then decide how i will give them out.
>>676708994
i have decided to rule out suicide in favour of killing everyone else
-spider jerusalem (paraphrased)
Where abouts in UK you live OP?
Wanna hang out? Im in Hull
well, you could attach it to something you can reach at standing height, put your head through, and drink till you pass out.
On the other hand, you could just not...
I can has bitcoin for suggestion?
>>676706383
>
fake faggot get out of here
>>676708292
start with yourself please
OP plz kill self
Yo, op. holla me some Bitcoins fam.
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>>676706383
you can lift a car with that strap. how fat you?
>>676709690
not fake. I just undone the jam. I think i got how the strap works now. Need to give it another shot. But first let me check my BTC before i get too drunk.
>>676709633
electrum? At least you're nota total fucking failure at life...
spppppeeeaaakkkinnngggg of which...
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OP if you're still here, you're not gonna do it. Quit waiting for people to talk you out of it, do it or don't. Quit looking for attention on fucking 4chan. Go out and get a fucking life. Go spend time with your family, friends, get drunk, but stop cotributing to this cancerous board
but if you really are going to kill yourself, livestream it faggot
>>676709576
Psychofag detected
>>676706383
idiot. do they have pool noodles in the dumb ass UK? they're perfect. put a rope through them and make it a big, comfy noose.
normally i'd never help people commit suicide but you ARE in the UK so it's probably a good idea considering that you're all rotten inbred shit.
>>676709444
why are you replying to me.
If mobey is not tue problem come yo berlin germany i can kill you silently and ut wont hurt since its hrlium assisted all you have to do is come here
>>676709812
Fucking this
>>676709633
ok dude, but as I said try something new, so if not drugs, then go parachuting or scuba diving. Something what takes you away from your daily shit.
>>676709733
Oh gosh, did I hurt your special feelings? You must be very special to decide who should decide to live their own lives.
hey op
where in the UK do you live?
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>>676706383
Yo OP, please don't do it. I don't know you, i don't know what you've been through, what you're feeling right now... But man don't do it. I care about others lives and i don't want you to end yours when there are so many other ways you can go about this. Keep your bitcoins, keep your life keep what little happiness you have and grow it. Don't throw it away... and if you listen... it would make me super happy knowing you chose life... but if you chose to end it all... I'll remember the one man who chose to quit when things got too hard.
>>676709805
that's my balance. I took a picture of the screen cause it's on my pc not laptop.
>>676707283
yes please kill a few before you go Choudary preferably
>>676706383
weather you do it or not, atleast play some good music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDnpDgY_Im4
>>676706723
DO NOT DRINK. Stay sober. If you drink, self-pity may overwhelm you
>>676709853
They don't have swimming pools in the UK.
>>676709797
You can do the same thing but with a belt and a door handle.
You wrap the belt around your neck and attack the other end do a door handle and just lay there. A lot easier to do and easier to back out if you pussy out...
I'm sure somebody has a GIF of what I'm talking about. I can't fine it myself
>>676709969
oops i guess the alcohol is taking effect. Here. I got more money in my bank. But i want to give you guys the BTC
>>676709902
Armin Van Buuren detected.
>>676708093
This
three ideas one could try to escape boredom or a lack of meaning (excuse my bad english):
1st: buy a small claim in alska and try to wash gold in the river. It's dirt cheap to start. If it doesnt work: Drink two bottles of booze and go to sleep outside, freeze to death in your sleep. super painless and a great few of the landscape.
2nd: Go diving for pearls at the west coast of Africa. There are several spots where it can be done with reasonable chances of success. Basically the same as option one, but for people who prefere sand and sun over the adventurer-forrest setting.
3rd: Sell as much of your stuff as you can during the next 24h (however, even if dirt cheap). Take that bit of cash, go to airport, buy ticket Farawayistan. Once reached, buy traveler language helper and go on a bus (any one) until you reach the border of town. Start walking. Reach some house. Ask for work (use language trainer for really bad communication). Be denied because piss off foreigner. Try next house. Repeat untill oh I have started a new life.
Try. There's enough time to be dead later.
>>676709853
Isn't it the US who are stereotyped as inbreeds
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Ultimately, it's your choice whether or not to do it.
Just remember there's still an opportunity to find a way to improve life and have a certain degree of happiness.
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>>676710000
Trips checked
>>676710081
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>>676710081
Oh shit, op might actually follow through.
>>676706723
>life is unfair and harsh
>better do as it say!
op dont do it bud. I've been there before. But if you kill yourself you will never have the chance to fix what's wrong. Have some dignity OP. And call me to talk my Skype name is thepyramidxx
>>676707606
dont do do that.....take every cent you have , buy some survival gear and head into the woods, last as long as you can, fight a bear.....make the world work to kill you
>>676707142
needing alcohol to make you want to do it
sounds like there's already the thought of not commiting
>>676707162
^ this guys correct about stepping back and re-evaluating your life
there's obviously something stopping you or you would of done it instead of shitposting on here
>>676709797
bail op
if you cant do it for your self, do it for the poor cunt who has to find you.
if you realy want to kill yourself the idk, go swimming in shark infested water or something. go out in a blaze of fucking glory dude. what do you have to loose. hold up a bank or some shit, get into a shoot out with the cops or some shit
>>676708883
Fucking seriously though. This sounds like a bunch of 4th graders forced into saying nice things about each other.
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>>676707699
Dubs of truth here faggots
Maybe nothing anyone here says will have any effects on your current feels OP, I know I know batman vs superman sucked but if you havent tried to live a little than maybe you should have yourself a little adventure and if you decide it's still not worth it than you still have a choice but I do not recommend you leaving us without experiencing new shit, and bitcoins would be nice.
ok i first want to test the strap and see if it does work. If it does. I will start giving BTC to people who post something interesting or get trips. After my next post stating so. So if you get trips now it doesn't count
post your face with date and swastika on your forehead. Don't do it btw.
>>676710288
sounds awesome :-)
>>676706383
make sure you let lose of all extra bodily fluids, IE take a piss have a contemplating dump while you drink first so you dont look too bad if someone finds you!
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If you send me money, I'll do what ever you want.
Op sells drugs on the dark net.
He got caught and is too scared to go to prison.
Prove me wrong, OP.
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>>676710197
dem are quads nigga
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>>676710081
dude where you living in UK?
come party with me bru, we'll get hookers and md
at least give yourself a sendoff, Hullfag here if you're down
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>>676710081
You're a faggot and i'm pretty much banking on that you're not going to send me anything...
So it's worth a shot right?
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>>676710383
Done already.
do a backflip
>>676710197
First I see a fag mistake trips for quads, now vice versa.
What has /b/ come to? I think I'll go back to /Baphomet...
>>676709797
C'mon OP, isn't there anything I can do for you? I understand, I've lived a shitty life. I watched my mom get beat a few a times by her dead beat boyfriend who had gambling problems and lost all my child hood shit in storage. My mom and siblings have lived in motels in shitty areas. Every time we'd get ahead someone would come back into our lives and bring us back. And more! Ever time I've loved someone they never loved me back, I failed at college, but fuck, it gets better man! Trust me, I know what depression is like. I believe in you OP.
>>676710416
fuckin ell another yorkshirefag
>>676710505
Nice dubs bro.
>>676710291
What the fuck is wrong with you people? What if this man is serious and kills himself? Is this just a game to you? This is a fucking life.
>>676710382
if youre gunna go then you may as well go down livin wild fighting a bear.....people will remember the badass who went extreme
fuck the world
Don't worry about who finds you. Those fuckers do that shit for a living and have seen worse. It's not like you are a floater.
>>676707530
by that logic i see singles 22(2)
>>676710505
dubs check
>>676710577
Floater?
This thread makes me want a meme-shake
>>676706383
dont do it man the world loves you just chill out
>>676710666
NICE QUINTS BRO!
>>676710383
love watchmen
>>676710512
I could rape you. It might make your story sad enough to sway OP.
>>676708883
Since money is involved.... I'm guessing.
He didn't mention BTC everyone would be like do it, stream it and shit.
suicide is for fags
>>676710666
Nice quad
>>676706723
Kill yourself now fagit
>>676710561
have you ever dealt with a suicidal person before?
>>676710578
Exactly right.
Every post qualifies for singles
Every tenth post qualifies for dubs.
Every tenth dubs qualifies for trips and so on.
So by definition every trips is also dubs and singles. Wheres your problem?
>>676710561
This "do it, don't do it" battle happens damn near weekly on /b/..... Lots of cucklords lurk here.
DON'T DO IT OP
>>676710710
A body usually found in a lake or river.
The body starts to decompose but can't release the gas... so it floats. If the body ruptures it's like the smell of 50 billion foul anus.
I'm gonna test the strap around my wrist if it works fine. Next step is neck after giving away the BTC. Each winner will get 10 dollars. I will only look at posts after the next post i make dictating that winners will get BTC so anyone sending their address now isn't entitled. Also i need to setup a bot for an autopost.
>>676710756
It's a possibility....OP, what say you?
>>676706383
ok. i'm the one that suggested the pool noodle noose.
i AM suicidal and i realized it like this; it's like when people give away their possessions and kill themselves. i actually don't want to see facebook friends liking things i post or replying to me because i feel bad that they care about me.
then, my survival instinct comes up to remind of a certain character.
EARLE
Poor, Leo. We are all love's fools, more or less.
Earle takes out a pair of shackles, attaches them to Leo's legs.
EARLE
But you will learn, as I have, the value of hate.
hate will make you strong. don't be a bitch. HATE LIKE A MAN and it will make you stronger.
here is when bob takes his soul. my theory is that it wasn't agent cooper that came out of the black lodge, it was windom earle controlled by bob.
>>676707222
Trips = painful anhero
>>676710710
maybe a dead body ina river who could be found by kids or something
>>676710777
quints all round
>>676706383
If Dubs kill Self NOW
>>676710512
>it gets better
Not by your examples.
>>676710843
10 dollars?
Well im out.
>>676710887
I think this guy is rooting for you to do it OP.
>>676710818
icanworkwiththis.jpeg
>>676710561
What do you mean by "you people"? U chanist bro?
>>676710845
How are you even alive then?
>>676710900
The amount of gets in this thread is ridiculous.
>>676710561
fuck off whiteknight, you're not going to get to have sex with OP you fagget
>>676710843
>>676710843
>>676710843
>>676710843
Why don't you just stream it?
Faggot OP
>>676711000
>>676711000
>>676711000
NICE (what ever 6 of the same number is called) BRO
>>676706383
I remember your thread from last night OP. You got the same ratchet strap that you said you were going to get.
I would start with just a shot of either drink, and wait thirty minutes, the do another shot of the same drink and wait another thirty minutes. After sixty minutes total, you should have a nice buzz going.Don't mix the two drinks, just stick with one so you don't get a stomach ache.
If you want to help another anon before you go out, consider donating your bitcoins. I personally only have a few dollars in my bank account and need money for food for both myself and my cat. I'll leave my bitcoin address below in case you want to donate any. Godspeed OP.
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>>676710958
What do you mean what do you mean you people?
>>676710927
I mean it! That ass hole pervert is out of mine and my moms life, we both have places to live, I'm realizing a lot of the reasons I tried going to college were shit, and so on. OP I'm rooting for you! We'ew all rooting for you! Live!
DON'T DO IT
>>676711065
Quids
>>676707876
spook well pupper
>>676710996
Almost a sick get in itself
>>676706383
id say if everything went as you planed, you would probably be dead buy now. farewell op, i never knew your story but everyone has one. I hope you found peace, see you on the other side x>>676711035
OP, whether or not you go ahead with this is your own choice and I respect that. But why are you going about it in the painful way?
>>676708883
my thoughts exactly
>>676711080
Don't listen to this faggot neck beard.
Live on OP
Hey OP!
Since you're going to hang yourself look at my gif.
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I wasn't he yesterday OP, why do you want to end it?
>>676711080
>just a shot of either drink, and wait thirty minutes, the do another shot of the same drink and wait another thirty minutes. After sixty minutes total, you should have a nice buzz going
KEK
>can't alcohol
Ay OP! Dont hang yourself that shits dangerous and painful
>>6767087483
New anon, Plymouth here
All of these whiteknight faggots. No wonder you're killing yourself OP.
>>676711266
Caught selling drugs online, doesn't want to go to prison
>>676709797
Gib BTC plox
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this thread have been going on for an hour. why are you not dead yet?
OP! Live man!
>>676708174
By the subset axioms, you are wrong then, "dubs are a subset of trips" is incorrect as within the entire subset of dubs there exist elements that do not belong to the set of trips, for example, post number 676708177 is a member of the set of dubs but not a member of the set of trips. Dubs are a larger set than trips so the set of trips cannot contain the set of dubs.
However, trips are a subset of dubs, as any trip also contains a dub.
>>676710081
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>>676711388
I agree with you, he should start handing out his BTC then end it all.
>>676711090
You win this one faggot
Just sayin I come to /b/ for friendly conversation not to be offended
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>>676711388
Agreed
>>676711388
Because OP will live on.
>>676711388
He's studying his strap over and over while pretending to distribute bitcoin.
Maybe you should leave that money for your fucking family to deal with the funeral arrangements you selfish cunt if you thought you weren't you are now, and get your head out off your ass and live life instead of trying to become a martyr because that won't solve shit for anyone who's ever cared for you and is dealing with enough shit already, fucking step up to life newfag.
OP here, I've seen the light. I'm not killing myself
first, people wanted to save OP from hero
Then, they started to beg money from him?
nice
>>676711516
Hallelujah
>>676711516
Nice fucking bait thread faggot
>>676711526
no, its the nareless fags wanting the BTC, Us anons wanting him to NOT an hero think he can keep it... well... least this one does.
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>>676706383
Livestream it please, I am sorry that your live is pathetic that you have to kill yourself bro.
OP, just sit down grab a beer and watch Netflix or something and relax. Take things a lititle bit on the easy side. Think for a few moments before going through with it, it's obvious you're not fully committed to it. Just wind down a bit.
>>676711376
Oh shoot. Still not a reason to die though. I've seen people get light sentences, or sentences cut down.
>>676711516
Timestamp or fuck off
>>676711526
/thread
Abandon thread, op pussied out.
I'm still here it wrapped perfectly around my wrist I'm trying to figure out how to constrict my neck now. The BTC will be distributed in a sec.
>>676711516
thread soon to be 404 and you find the light. well take care and fuck you.
>>676711743
ok It's really hard to manage in a sleeping position I will need to be sitting up.
>>676711768
I'll make a new one
>>676711743
I've frankly lost interest at this stage.
>>676708292
I am a psychologist. You are wrong... and a bit of a cunt imo.
Anyone making a public display like this is almost always exhibiting parasuicidal behaviour, the truly lost don't even broadcast it.
Sure, quite a few die and may go on to try again, but the fact that OP is posting means he isn't fully committed.
It's your life, son, but people do come out the other side of depression.
I'd imagine some fucker will be pretty cut up about you checking out, so it's not just you to think about.
You got parents OP?
>>676711743
Live.
>>676711831
hurry up then
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i dont want your fucking money
dont do it OP
>>676711743
there is still time
what do we do when life gives us lemons
say fuck the lemons and bail
leave the house op, dont think about it, just get up and leave
>>676708698
thank you, OP should do an hero
>>676708873
not sure where in the UK you are but I'm in the south east and got £200 I can be anywhere and meet you for a drink I'm not gonna talk you out of it but maybe you wanna have one more human interaction with someone who won't judge.
>>676711900
I have to sit up a bot to shutdown my pc and make a post few mins after i die. I also need to give the BTC out. Chill out bro if i'm gonna kill myself give me a few minutes to get everything sorted first.
>>676711839
LOL we got a 'dr' in the house
/b/ is dead, this thread proofs it
>>676712020
https://youtu.be/KolfEhV-KiA
Music for your journey.
>>676711839
listen to the guy op
C'mon OP, your problem won't be forever,
>>676712098
just like your limp dick son
>>676706383
Hey Op, Aussiefag here. I've been in the same head space. Got to the point of no return and hung myself. If i had bought new rope i would be dead. If i died, i would not have met my wife of 6 years. This might be /b/, almost the arsehole of the internet. But there are more than enough people here that would rather you live than be dead.
>>676712108
thankyou
/thread
>>676712184
hes right man
Don't do it OP. Seriously don't be an hero. Nothing exists after death. Stay alive and be yourself, even if it sucks dog balls.
>>676711839
Fuck your soft science bullshit. You know damn well that the numbers say that OP is going to die by his own hand. Go ahead and justify dragging out his pain for your own martyr complex. You know the better end is that OP waste no time and gets it done.
>>676712098
So is basic English by the looks of things, faggot.
>>676712098
>this thread proofs it
THIS IS NO TIME TO BE RAISING BREAD
OP IS GIVING OUT HIS BITCOINS AND PROMISING TO AN HERO
>stream it OP
>>676708883
idk man new /b/ is weird
but probably because this time OP might actuall deliver
plus the bitcoin like others mentioned
>>676706383
Eh. Consider killing just your ego. If you cant stand the way the worlds works fuck em. Do your own thing and stop putting up with people's shit.
Waiting for OP to deliver those bitcoins
>>676712020
OP wont deliver
Threads gonna 404 soon...
