any anons older then 25?
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any anons older then 25?
>>676703031
I'm 33
>>676703031
Nigga, there's some old-ass anons that lurk here in their 60s
>>676703078
what is your life story anon?
>>676703031
>>676703117
60. Why?
>>676703117
what about you anon? age?
>>676703171
muh nigga
Me
>>676703117
>>676703214
They think only the under-25's can use a computer and the internet. It's quite sweet.
>>676703171
tell me your life story, old anon for some life wisdom
>>676703031
I'm 24...been browsing since 15
>>676703301
age?
>>676703412
Life story? OK Wisdom? I'd never claim that, just been on the planet longer than most, and with less time left than many.
Engineer, UKfag, married. No kids. House in semi-rural location, two cars, no debt. Hobbies holidays - usual shit.
32 y/o femanon here.
>>676703641
any tips for a young anon?
>>676703732
tell life story
>>676703776
The stuff that seems important when you're young isn't often significant in the greater scheme of things. Never try to "keep up with the Joneses", there'll always be someone with more shit than you. Don't give into peer pressure and (especially important at work, this) if you say you're going to do something - do it. Even if it means being there until midnight - honour your commitments.
>>676703776
stop being a faggot
>>676704008
Oh, and one more thing. Women are people, not possessions. Ignore the knuckle-dragging "alpha" faggots - there's reasons why they have relationship problems
>>676704160
only after you stop sucking my dick faggot
>>676703078
>>676703171
>>676703231
>>676703319
>saying you are over 30
>not providing proof
>>676704008
nice 00 dubs bro
>>676704251
>want him to finish
faggot
>>676703031
29 and unemployed.
>>676704272
What do you want - a scan of my birth certificate? The you'll say I got it off Google
I learned to code ALGOL at college in the 1970's on an ICL 1901 using punchcards. I remember when television was in black & white and finished at about 11:00 pm - there was no daytime television. I had cars with carburettors and distributors and no electronics - what else do you want to know?
>>676704272
>asking for proof
>not proving himself
Oldfag derpy derp here
I am exactly 25
>>676704441
>you watching the show
faggot
>>676704531
just a timestamp faggot
>>676704656
agree, do you feel it?
>>676704707
>you inviting an audience
faggot
>>676703031
40
also check'em
>>676704246
You sound fucking married or incredibly faggitry or just a simple virgin anon.
>>676704246
okay old anon
>>676703732
you no the rules
tits and timestamp or gtfo
>>676704776
Not at all. I dont even look it. I get ID'd all the time. You?
>>676704758
So you want me to put up a timestamp showing that today is 30th March and I'm posting on /b/? And that proves what, exactly?
You'll have to explain it to me - I'm obviously too old.
>>676704531
whats it like sharing your bed with your grandma/pa?
>>676704803
>you join the show,now it a threesome
faggot
>>676704758
timestamp yourself you demanding cuntsock
>>676704855
checked
>>676704855
>>676704549
I'm not over 30
>>676704246
what a fucking cucklord
>>676703031
67 faggot
>>676704942
>you no the rules
>no the rules
>no rules
>>676704996
you not baby face fag below 18
>>676704889
married - guilty. Happy for many years.
>>676705022
It's more like sharing with your grandma - she was young when we met and we've grown old and slightly more wrinkled together.
It creeps up on you.
>>676705071
im 18
>>676705062
>fantasy about taking two cocks at once
faggot
>>676703031
hitting 26 on May 1st.
still NEET.
0 friends.
feels bad man.
>>676704889
While anon did sound rather white-knightish, I can confirm that having a stable and respectful relationship with a chick that's cool actually beats fucking around.
>>676705138
OP said 25 faggot
>>676705138
prove it
>>676705197
kids. what happened?
>>676705177
You want me to put up a picture. On /b/?. I'm old, not senile.
Believe or not - no skin off my nose
>>676704531
daaaamn. you old nigga. respect.
>>676705214
so prove it or shut your fat fucking airhole
39
>>676705301
We both decided we didn't want them. So BC then vasectomy in my 40's
41 immature as fuck..
>has real job
> wife + kids
Lurks on /b/ lulz hard
>>676705230
>wanting my cock in, to shut your gaping hole
faggot
>>676705236
Don't be the squire to this white-knightisheray.. why would you sell your soul to a hole? chicks dig money and value.. its in their blood.
>>676705253
>>>676704272
I said 30 kike.
>>676704296
Fucking newfag
>>676703031
osu, sarutobi sensei
>>676705491
>seeks oral from other guy
faggot
>>676705398
That will teach you for being a white-knight/cuck.
>If it helps I would rather a life without kids too anon.
>>676705325
just your hand anon
>>676705513
Actually my wife has always earned more than me and we pool our money.
Shit's cash - literally
>>676704996
Take pic of drivers license nig
>>676705236
>>676705513
Men grow up playing with toy objects.
Women grow up playing with dolls.
Men learn to manipulate tools.
Women learn to manipulate people.
[spoiler]And contrary to feminism, these are natural tendencies.[/spoiler
>>676705592
>wanting me to do the job
faggot
>>676705672
take a pic of your cunt flaps, I want to fap
>>676705647
Where will it all go anon? Will you invest in immortality? A trip to mars? Or build a Jew pyramid and die with all your belongings buried with you?
>>676705325
Execuhost, WildCat, and Major BBS Operator here.
ICL 1901 That was a mainframe son, what did you play on? What was your first HOME computer? (With an actual monitor! No Altair 8800 fags..)
>>676705763
>losing the plot
faggot
>>676704656
Ditto.
>>676704776
Nope, still feel like a kid. Sometimes I have to remind myself how old I am.
>>676705513
No seriously, there are sensible ones out there. As a matter of fact, in about a year, my gf will be working and taking care of me while I finish my study (inb4 anons questioning my manlihood, tho).
It's basically like living with a hot, female bro you have sex with. Don't settle for a moneygrabbing harpy, obviously.
>>676705946
>wanting to keep the circle jerk going
faggot
>>676705647
>>676705716
What does your wife work as anon?
>>676706074
You are going to hurt after that shit turns mega sour. I already feel for you anon, good luck.
>>676705914
bbc computer, the only game was a variant of frogger that a Asian kid wrote
was a school computer
>>676706110
>keeping the circle jerk going
faggot
>>676703031
28 here
>>676706329
>waiting for one to us to finish
faggot
>>676705837
Saving for retirement. If we get it right, good lifestyle and go out leaving nothing except two knackered cars and a house in need of work
>>676706125
She works in the computer department in industry
>>676703825
>Frenchfag
>Little kid going to school
>Smartbrain.doc
>Lazyass.exe
>Never really finished my studies
>Always felt depressed. Doc finds that I am bipolar with strong depressive tendencies.
>Be me, 23
>Meet older guy (35) from Switzerland.
>Fell in love
>Got married
>He didn't want me to take my prescription so I stop taking depakine and zoloft
>I somehow managed to become a French and English teacher
>Loved my job
>Things get worse with hubby
>scumbagwifebeater.bat
>I try to save my couple but there is no way
>30 y/o me asking for divorce
>Moving back in France
>My teaching diplomas are not recognized
>fucked.jpg
>Have to take a stupid job for an internet provider.
>Reminds me that I hate people and talking to them
>Spend my time feeling bad and crying
>Depression is back
>Had to stop working. Moved back with parents.
>Back under meds
>Start trolling the internet
>Met nice younger guy.
>Become buddies because of same interest in videogames and black metal
>Invites me over to see a concert
>whyishesoyoungilikehim.png
>He likes me too.
>We spend three amazing days together. But we don't know if it's gonna evolve into something else. He lives about a thousand km from me.
>We fall in love and start a long distance relationship. We see each other every month.
>We are moving together in October.
>I am happier than ever.
I hope there aren't too many mistakes. I'm on my phone so it's a real pain in the ass to write such a long ass text.
>>676706560
>I'm here all night
faggot
>>676706807
>ALL DAY
faggot
>>676706753
how many years younger?
>>676707226
>the world has time zones
faggot
>>676707226
This is how you find /b/ros in this hell hole
Faggot
Not the same anon
>>676706753
>mfw literally a faggot
>>676707322
I'm 32 and he is 22...
29. I have no idea why I still lurk here. Habit I guess.
>>676705914
>ICL 1901 That was a mainframe son, what did you play on?
I know it was a mainframe - that was my first contact with computing in the early 70's - at college, before the PC
I had a BBC-B, but I was never much of a video gamer - had a copy of Elite and that was about it.
The buzzing of the 5 1/4" floppy drive - nostalgia in a paper case
>>676707422
what is your fetish anon?
29 here. 30 in July.
Been lurking since near the start of this shit hole.
I have had 4 girlfriends in the time ive spent here. Greek, Spanish, Korean and current HKer.
Im not making much money but im pretty happy. Check /b/ to sift through shit to find gems. Bit like a thrift store here.
Im a /b/ hoarder... collecting up useless trinkets.
>>676707422
by 10 years, nice
>>676703031
Blow me you dick its about how much shitposting i can do
>>676706807
>not knowing its a full circle jerk>>676704441
faggot
>>676707737
That's really new for me. I'm usually attracted by older guys.
But I'm lucky enough to look younger than my real age, so it isn't really shocking when you see the two of us together.
>>676707920
>not jerking in a full circle
faggot
>>676708110
Manlet detected.
>>676708233
Since when can virgins detect manlets?
>>676708110
sounds nice
>>676708411
since they had autism installed
>>676708411
Your little boy sized right hand doesn't count as having lost your virginity Alexander.
31
I'm 26. Still a virgin.
51, Barrister.
>>676708782
You work in Starbucks? Good going. You made it bro.
>>676708667
Already said I'm a femanon
22 here, first discovered 4 chan when i sas 14 didn't use b till i was 15
>>676708139
>you want to jerk me off again
faggot
>>676709201
You aren't, or else, you must be new here.
>>676709387
>asking guys for hand jobs
faggot
>>676703031
27 here been on the chin since i was 18
>>676703031
Than*
>>676708977
>underrated post
>>676703031
48 what of it? now get of my fucking lawn!
>>676709512
>giving out free handjob
faggot
>>676709201
I doubt that you know the rule.....newfag
34 here and this captcha shit be pissing me off
>>676709657
>>676705232
Get the fuck out there. I was almost nonvocal autistic and still ended up in a sales role, mentally working people over. I do not want to hear this shit about being a useless twat.
>>676706753
Do u at least look good so I can enjoy this story?
>>676709707
>>676709648
>thinking its free
faggot
>>676708085
>one year off oldfag status
well tarnations
>>676709657
It's the newfags like you that think it is a rule. Back in 2004-2005 it was just a joke. Any other old anon here can confirm that...
>>676703031
30 here
>>676709755
most anons are just lazy faggot
>>676709913
fucking newfag
>>676709899
>wanting me to pay for a cheap handjob
faggot
>>676709707
At least someone that has been here long enough to know the origins of "tits or gtfo"
>>676709707
Tits or gtfo, who let you leave the kitchen
That's one cuck of a owner
>>676710112
>You 2 fags discussing
Faggots
>>676709963
it wasn't a joke, it was a means to derail threads where dudes pretend they are women by demanding proof
it only applied to those anons
the retards who demand it from any femanon who might appear are cancerous faggots who have killed /b/
yep, im 26. also im a kissless virgin.
>>676707575
>no spooning
shitty ricenigger chart.
>>676710112
>wanting a cheap handjob
faggot
>>676703732
Gtfo
>>676708085
whats post moot?
>>676710441
cucks
>>676710244
>>676710400
>in a threesome again
faggots
>>676710585
>your the chinese finger trap bitch
faggot
>>676710585
>i got you fam
>>676710836
I got you
Well this thread has turned to shit
As they all seem to after about 120 posts
>>676711128
oh fuck man. could you even imagine?
>>676703031
Seeing as 4chan is some 13 years old, how could there not be?
>>676711190
this thread was shit at the op
fucking complaining faggot
>>676711190
no shit sherlock.
28 - physician
>>676711128
So like... the body belongs to the more attractive one right? How does it work. Do they both know at same time when body has to pee?
41 checking in. Been on and off the chin since 04.
>>676710698
>not wanting to try
faggot
>>676711519
I just posted a picture
I didn't write their biography you dense cunt
>>676711687
what am i looking at here?
>>676711494
give some advice anon
>>676711740
Answer me with actual answers you little bitch. Im giving you a second try. Don't be a whiney spastic.
>>676711762
a woman with hidradenitis suppurativa
>>676711687
>is that your mom?
faggot
>>676711891
>your mom too
faggot
>>676711875
Fuck your need for clarification you autistic shoe arranger. Listen when your told something. Don't be a rustled jimmy.
>>676712109
>its your family album
faggot
>>676703031
I'm 25
>>676712280
>not loving your mom too bro
faggot
>>676703031
Being 25...
>>676703031
how the fuck is this even a question? i'd say half of all the anons here are 25 or older
>>676707330
>Your mom is a time zone
faggot
>>676712564
but most act like they are 15
>>676712489
>did you run out of your moms pics?
faggot
>>676703171
the fuck do you think 60 year olds do? sit in alleys rapping with their hommies?
>>676712701
>not fapping to your mom
faggot
>>676712617
>your mom is the express checkout at crack whores r us
faggot
>>676712705
I'm the 60-yo. I know what I do. I certainly don't rap
>except your knuckles, maybe
>>676710011
>tfw classic autism :(
>>676712828
>your mom looks a well used piece of ham
faggot
I'll be 37 in a few months. I've been here way too long.
>>676712996
>not fapping to mom together
faggot
27 but my minds stuck at 17. Which makes it okay to fuck underage chicks right? Right.
>>676713272
outside the state yes,in the states no
I'll hit 40 in April, yay me.
>>676713125
>your moms prolapsed anus doe
faggot
>>676713490
why is you mom making you wait until april?
hit it now
>>676713640
>>676713809
>>676713536
>not liking prolasped anus
faggot
>>676713809
>>676713906
lame
This is what I imagine you guys are like in real life.
>>676713999
>having that pic
faggot
>>676714063
no one asked you about your penis
a few adults acting like children itt
>>676714191
>not checking em
faggot
>>676714191
>using that pic
faggot
>>676714103
and this is what I imagine you are like
>>676703031
27 :(
>>676714377
>>676714455
>only checking dubs
faggot
>>676714629
>failed
faggot
>>676714501
Close but no sigar, Your a total idiot. Im 67kg. To be precise.
>>676714763
>retard
faggot
>>676714832
is that per thigh? fat ass
>>676714967
>not being a retard
faggot
>>676715310
>not being a cat on the internet
faggot
>>676715049
No it is not. Total body weight, including hair, clothes etc.
>>676715480
>not being a dog
faggot
>>676714063
nobody cares about your dick.
>>676703031
Me. most anons are
>>676715724
>you are dead to me
faggot
>>676703732
Tits or gtfo.
>>676703031
36. First computer was a good ol' atari 520 stf, bought a 120mo hard drive for it since i was using protracker and needed some space to stock the samples. Played the first version of sim city, wasted a lot of time on millenium 2.2 and that fucking awesome deuteros (learned the solar system and all natural satellites with this :D).
In a way i miss that time.
>>676704272
>implying anons care to validate a fucking anonymous age you tard
29 here
40
>>676715850
>not being dead
faggot
>>676707670
busted
>>676703031
>30
fuck you, that's why.
>>676716294
>don't try to butter me up
faggot
>>676710305
this one didn't though.
>>676716584
>wanting my butter
faggot
>>676716866
>you got nothing but baloney
faggot
>discover 4chan in 06'
>be 20
>lurk and shit post
>watch treands for a decade
>became a /b/tard
>lost my mind and became menatlly ill
>did tons of shrooms to balance me out
>made sense of it all finally
>i don't regret 4 chan
>30 and married with a kid and a house
>>676717340
how much did the kid cost?
>>676717105
>using meat to bait me
faggot
>>676703031
Any anons know grammar better than this faggot?
>>676717921
no lame
>>676717722
>thinking it about you
faggot
>>676718126
there all dumb, they can't help it
>>676717921
the 60 guy is so old he probably fucked your gramma
>>676718173
>thinking about me
faggot
>>676718313
>deluding yourself
faggot
>>676718396
>trying to off my game
faggot
>>676718538
>thinking this is a mother fucking game
faggot
>>676718872
>thinking it not a game
faggot
>>676719239
>you win
being a bigger faggot
>>676703308
nice try gramps
>>676719482
>>676719646
>to the biggest faggot itt
winnir
>>676712404
> feelio when 25
> feelio when time flies
... and I'm not even a faggot.
