Femanon rollcall? Curious how many of us there actually is. (Yes I know I have acne for you obviousfags)
>>676674124
tits or gtfo
femanon here, boy do I sure love pretending to not be obsessed with anal, as we all are. hoopa-doop-doop
>>676674270
Obviousfag part 2
>>676674124
>>676674124
how do we know u r rly gril
>>676674650
No direct yourself to one of the 9 pages full of tit threads.
>>676674844
That's not how the rules work faggit, you want into this boys hole you gotta pay the troll toll
>>676675234
Pls no doggo! I have the scareds plx no
>>676675330
BORK
>>676675578
Jewish illuminati overlord detected
>>676676087
GB2 /pol/ faggit
>>676674124
>Femanon
I totally believe you..
>>676674833
You don't. That's the beauty of Internet
I have a question, what's your ideal dick size?
>>676676719
I too am a femanon,"glarble glarble" as we frequently say.
>>676676520
Am I taking away from your loliporn? U r an fagit
>>676676829
Well wouldn't know really. I've been with the same one the past 2 years and was really only with chicks before that. But I'm tiny I can barely handle his.
>>676676759
say something only a girl would say so we know you're the real
something about sporks or a jim carrey quote
>>676677251
How big is he and how tall r u?
>>676677005
NO U! git gud. crits or gtfo
>mfw you can't roll nat 20's
>>676677392
Splapby hams
>theres your proof, also am OP
>>676677392
I'm a rank two vet sorcerer for ebonheart pact on ESO.
>>676677432
I'm not sure how big he is exactly id say 7inch or somewhere around there but I'm 5'2
Lets see wearing a neck choker around adams apple, mannish face. You have a penis OP
MODS MODS MODS DELETE THIS THREAD
>>676674402
>Follows the rules of /b/
>Twat who doesn't follow them calls him a fag
GET THE FUCK OFF MY /b/
>>676678073
baleet plx
>>676674124
>no tits
>no timestamp
>OP is ded
wew lads
Timestamp and tits or gtfo. Also, a choker with a heart shaped pendant? Awful taste, seriously.
>>676677926
Lmao. You are an idiot. 10/10 virgin.
>>676677809
That's a bit of a stretch tbh but appreciate the response.
>>676674124
Looks like an average femboy.
>>676674124
Youre cute
>>676677432
5'2'' is not tiny for a girl.
You're average.
>>676674124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVaBOUzoAAw
Just cause I have short hair and no makeup on. Fgt. Me pre haircut December 2014. Fight me Irl.
Femanon here. Would love for somebody to rape me. We all love it.
>>676678514
96 lbs I'm smaller than all of my friends. For 20 years old pretty damn small.
>>676676829
as long as it is not laughably small and you can keep it hard its not a big deal. 5 in is fine but bigger is better. except the really huge ones, those are uncomfortable actually.
>>676678929
The average vagina is only like 7inchs deep or something like that anyways so anything more is pointless
>>676679113
makes sense
>>676678783
Would beat the shit out of you, it'd be one sided as can be.
>>676678820
This is true, as another femanon I can confirm that rectal rape is top tier.
>>676678783
shut up you should have expected some trolls with a thread title like that. just ignore them and talk about the things you came here to talk about
>>676679342
U wish feggit
>>676679688
I came here to talk about my period.
HOW OFTEN DO YOU LADIES HAVE CLOTS IN YOUR FLOW
>>676679815
you ever use your bag muscles to push out a soaked tampon
>>676679815
kek
>>676679727
not even, you gay homosex fiend. im fuckin bulkd m9 i'll lamp you good like a pug should
>>676679907
theyre not clots. just large chunks of lining that descintegrate and soak into a pad quickly. once in a while i notice them.
>>676680332
You use pads? You monster.
>>676680041
Wouldn't you? Who wants to grab a bloody string?
>>676674124
Can i see the acne on your tits?
Its my fetish
>>676680591
I don't have it on my tits. I hardly even have tits. Kek
>>676680476
haha sometimes its annoying to have your cooch filled up for days though. i never see "clots" when i have a tampon so thats why i mentioned the pad.
If all femanons gather in one thread will their periods sync?
>>676680827
My boyfriend touches my butt too much. And tends to put his hands in my pants when we sleep I'm too scared to use a pad and he might grab it or worse.
>>676680555
well you have to grab it to throw it away, cant flush them! of course theres the tp protection and washing your hands
>>676681079
I always flush mine. Toilets can handle shits, I don't see why they couldn't handle tampons
>>676680872
we would have to be in close proximity for a long time (few months prolly) so probably no
TOGTFO
>>676681280
Bloody tampons?
Tits
Time stamp
Time stamp
Tits
>>676681282
Constant period syncing thread then
>>676681063
He would "learn his lesson" soon enough if you felt like switching someday
Give him a warning though to be nice
tmestmp
Tts
>>676678783
Personally, i like the shorter hair on you it looks sexy AF, especially with that nose ring
Tame stamep
Tets
>>676681123
a male anon was the one who brought up this shit
Tit stamp
Times
>>676681572
Aww thanks! I got the nose ring right before I cut off my hair. I like it a lot too. Lots easier I just roll out of bed to work.
Do it.
Now
Kill him
NOOOO
NOOOOOOO
>>676678119
I agree with you, but saying my b is cringey as hell
>>676678202
Its pretty obvious that this pic is femanon and not a trap. typical /b/ tards lol
>>676681665
Kek make all the male anons uncomfortable.
>>676681717
TUTS OAR GET OWT
>>676681270
that is horrible for your pipes have fun banging the plumber to help pay for your burst line (poops are soft and squishy and break apart)
>>676681717
Same reason i shave my head nowadays lol used to have a big mohawk, but its a pain in the ass
Show tettiss
And timstemp
Oar get
>>676675047
Kek
>>676681985
I've done it for over 7 years. Never a problem.
Go on
Show me the nipples
Or go
>>676681985
>>676682009
It's work to keep up on cutting it tbh. Hair grows so fast.
>>676681904
>>676681857
>>676681679
>>676681608
>>676681539
>>676681458
>>676681401
>>676681345
>>676681280
feel free to post a pic of your time stamped dic
>>676678929
>>676678820
Do I look alright?
I want to be annoyed at this thread direction. But it's not CP so at least there's that.
>>676682445
Did you want to zoom in more
>>676682240
Right?! Its hard to do by yourself if you want any sort of a style in your hair. I miss my mohawk though.
>>676682586
Yeah, we're missing all the hot hair folicle action there. Learn to dick pic.
>>676680729
Then can i just see your tits?
Tits are my real fetish
>>676682106
you must live in a wonderful country with super suction plumbing. but even if your pipes are fine, it causes problems for the municipal water treatment centers but im not the tampon police so yea
>>676682586
Yes, but it gets too pixelated. It makes my little dick look so much bigger though
>>676678202
I'd fuck your face/10.
It would be a pretty violent face fucking.
I really wanna meet a femanon irl.
I travel a lot so, i'm all over the midwest, mostly 507/615/605 nowadays tho.
Oh and i'm rich as fuck since I move an ounce of molly and 2 sheets of lucy every week.
TL;DR Hmu on snap = Undriven
>>676682445
no timestamp 0/10
>>676682874
So your a faggot
>>676682852
Op is a man
>>676682856
Bah, it's not that small bro. Like one of these titless femanon said, just keep it up and don't be a 2 hump chump and you're in there like swimwear.
Do I look alright?
>>676682874
>It would be a pretty violent face fucking.
you never see a retired rich drug dealer
>>676682994
Saggest balls I've seen in quite a while -10/10
If OP is legit she's my new waifu
I'm just here to piss people off and harvest memes.
>>676683141
Aww, well that sucks
>>676682874
>Oz of molly
>2 Sheets of Lucy
>Claims to be rich AF
>I remember when i first sold drugs
>Fuckin newb
>>676682874
Picasso's homosexual serial killer brother/10
>>676682389
We're not flaunting around our gender expecting attention from it. And mind you we will.
>>676674124
Shekels or gtfo
>>676683237
Aw shucks.
>>676674124
The realquestion is do you have tits op? Do they also have acne? 4chan is dying to know
>>676683465
Tiny tits with no acne.
>>676674124
Sarah go to bed
>>676683606
>>676683798
no you
>>676683798
Who the fuck is Sarah. And if I could go to bed I would but I have to work.
>>676677392
I'm not like other girls
>>676683581
So tell me about what small chicks like.
>>676683287
Where did everybody go?
>>676683998
>>676683998
Im dying
>my sides
>>676684065
Oh shit it's Frendin Brazure
>>676684002
I can't speak on behalf of all small chicks. I like video games, cats, my guy that gets stuff off the top shelf for me and rubs my head til I fall asleep.
>>676684065
No one posted their juicy timestamped dicks so all the femanons left. cept me cuz im killing time
>>676683581 so if I dick pic with a time stamp will you titpic with timestamp?
>>676684210
I have this guy too XD lol
>>676684285
>>676684286
Also you
>>676684286
No. Cause I don't want your dick >>676684285
Might though
Who the fuck cares, you're fucking ugly anyways
>>676684245
Ok cool, I'm with a small chick now and I do those last two things so I'm winning I guess. Small chicks dig tall dudes.
Girls dont exist on the internet. Abandon thread. Obviously trap thread.
>>676684002
im 5'2" 115 lbs i wouldnt think Im small. Lots of small Mexican girls around where I live and sometimes i even feel tall
>>676684169
>>676684178
So I've passed you believe I'm a girl?
>>676684422
What a waste of dub dubs...he's probably a virgin or gay. I think you're pretty fuckin hawt. Piercings are my thing, you have any good tattoos OP?
>>676684469
True. And the cool part is when your small even if you're with a dude who is on the shorter side, he's still tall to you.
>>676684324
Oh shit it's uhh the fresh prince's nerd cousin. Saved as mike tyson cuz they all look the same anyway anon.
>>676684469
back scratches and back rubs and lots of unwarranted hugs and kisses
>>676683998
best possible reply
>>676684636
Gotta be.
>>676684666
Checked faggot.
>>676684667
Thats not mike tyson? My friend told me it was
>>676684512
Really?? Where I'm from I get comments on my tiny size constantly. I'm 5'2 and 96lbs everyone is taller than me.
Look at us we ned to expose ourselves no matter where we are pay attention because gurl
>>676674124
Here.
And I'm not showing tits for the simple reason that this is in fact a thread where being a girl is the principle theme of the thread as opposed to a thread where it doesn't matter.
Misquoting the rules of the internet will not get you tits, sorry.
>>676684286
youre not going to do it anyway so fuck
ITT: Men.
>>676684700
Being picked up and hugged
>>676684666
My favorite part about being with a small chick is carrying her around during sex lol Im 6'0", 235, and in pretty good shape( i do construction) its fun to have a little pixie for a GF. adds a lot of versatility
>>676684914
This literally made no fucking sense you autist. Girls dont exist on the internet. Tits or gtfo.
>>676684700
Thanks, solid advice right here. I'm big on the back rubs and unwarranted kisses ahaha red lights are always a good opportunity.
>>676684891
yea thats what im saying i think georgraphy has something to do with it... where I used to live i was pretty small comparatively but now... im like the awkwardly tall friend heh
>>676684636
Nah the reply was too self aware. Also funny, so couldn't possibly be a femanon
>>676685053
If you mean a little twink then i believe your post faggot.
>>676684914
fair enough...but
>>676679907
Every period. Usually on the heaviest days
>>676685207
You jelly bruh?
>>676685294
Of fucking small men? Sure i guess
>>676685053
Yass kek. My bf will randomly grab me when I'm on top and just throw me around or position me however he wants. 10/10 one time his phone rang across our apartment and he picked me up we continued fucking and he walked to the other room with me and answered the phone while covering my mouth so I wouldn't moan while he talked to his boss for a second.
>>676682874
>I'm not the FBI guys, I swear
>>676685364
Sorry bout that beta status. I do go both ways, so I guess you are right lol
>>676685419
When the fuck did /b turn into tumblr /fucking thread
>>676685522
Kek stealing that meme.
>>676685131
red light kisses yes!
a candy or snack for her when you come back to her is sweet and thoughtful. and chores are a big one too... but of course hopefully she does all these types of things for you too! otherwise its a one sided exhausting chore to be nice to our SO and its not fair to the other
>>676685419
I've done similar. My Gf weighs about 110 so i just pick her up and place her wherever. Has he ever flipped you over for standing 69?
>>676685572
/b/ is for random Shit. Hence "random"
Not enough CP here for you?
>>676685419
I would worry about being too rough with the size difference and all. But I think that's just my own thing.
>>676685599
YW. Nice dubs btw
>>676685437
no one wants to talk to your balding ass, you just scream pathetic loser
>>676685644
My BF always no question carries the clothes basket for me. It's too big
>>676685757
Nice roll bruh. The answer is simple. Find a grill that likes it rough. Ever choked/spanked/rough fucked/ rape played/ etc./ you see where im going with this/ fucked her til she cried????
>>676685757
I like it really rough so there's not so much of the worry. Even though we do get rough he's still very size conscious and gentle in that way.
>>676685644
Good, I mean I figure I've got some moves but never hurts to inquire. I ask my girl what she likes but at some point people like to be surprised rather than telling you what to do.
>>676685757
Its all about the communication.
>>676684286
the bait is strong with this one, be careful anon
>>676686016
So but I mean you would tell someone that you like it rough then yes? Like a dude would probably know this before he just threw you around.
>>676686186
Yeah exactly, I agree.
>>676674124
show us your dick
>>676686353
Yeah. I mean We've been together 2 years.
>>676682820
Top kek
Femanons are just as into some of the fucked up shit we anons are, you just gotta find tactful ways to bring up the subject
>>676686353
just listen to her moans and if she hates it getting rougher she'll say so. unless shes a 0 self confidence people pleasing weenie
>>676686595
This, I agree... tactful ways of bringing it up, less easy to come by (heh)
>>676686595
A little tact and charm can go a long way
>>676674124
>femanon rollcall thread
>posts pic of guy
>OP You are a faggot
>>676686595
Femanons are pretty active in threads. We just don't announce we're femanons cause threads tend to derail that way.
>>676686889
>Calls OP guy
>couldn't get girl half as attractive as OP irl
>you sir are the faggot
>>676686974
exactly. Im called bro, he, etc. every once in a while but never feel the need to correct them.
>>676687159
No feeding of the trolls please. It only invigorates them.
>>676686777
Trips! And yeah that sounds like a good move. I just don't want to accidentally go from 0 to 100 when I'm all worked up kek.
>>676687216
Same. Cause the only reply would be asking for tits.
>>676686974
yep
>>676686974
Oh, trust me, i get it. I know a couple femanons IRL and they feel the same way. As soon as femanon is mentioned the whole thread turns to tits or GTFO. So many b8 threads though, so... *shrug*
i dont remember what happens in this gif so im posting it
What's even the point of this thread?
>>676688049
>>676688008
Accurate
>>676688049
see how many femanons can congregate.
or op fishing for compliments idk.
>>676688008
i only ever see kindness on b
>>676688367
/b/ gives me hope for humanity
>>676687893
better than expected
>>676688049
luring in traps
Femanon here. No tits sorry
>>676688680
Best answer so far
>>676674124
It's 3AM whatre you doin up sarah
>>676688615
/b/ makes me happy
>>676684891
You girls don't seem to mind being small. If you were given the chance, would you wish you were bigger/taller?
>>676686595
>Femanons are just as into some of the fucked up shit we anons are, you just gotta find tactful ways to bring up the subject
This is a fuckin' fact. I've introduced hundreds of femanons to >>>/d/ fetishes over the years. It's fun as fuck to do, too. Roughly 70% of them weren't interested in the fetishes I showed them until they saw pics. They were hooked after that. Of the remaining 30%, probably 20% were already /d/eviants, or had /d/ fetishes. The rest couldn't handle it.
>>676689303
REMINDS ME OF MY HEDGEHOG
>>676689651
please post more, I love hedgehogs
>>676689569
rope bondage is one of my personal faves to introduce girls to. Shibari is a lot of fun, plus it looks sexy AF
>>676689651
omg.... I love hedgehogs. I want one, how are they as pets? Your hedgie is cute!
>>676689948
She's funny. She likes when you boop her nose and she always gives me kisses. She hates everyone except me and my guy though.
>>676690007
I really need to own a hedgehog
o i loo alright
>>676689569
I feel fine being this height. I wouldn't mind being like 5'5 though. I wouldn't have to shop in the petite section probably so I'd have more clothes options.
>>676689948
She likes to play tug of war with shoe strings
>>676690148
i would like having a pet that only loves me and my bf haha
>>676689926
Shibari is new to me. I normally introduce the ladies to these:
>SW, GTS growth, BE, TF, TG, futanarization, and monstergirls
with this pastebin:
>pastebin dot com slash AfSp0swE
The archive is gone now though, so the links inside won't work anymore....Anyway, futanarization, Breast Expansion, and Shrinking Women seem to be the most popular, in my experience.
>>676690007
she looks healthy cute and happy you must be a good owner!
>>676690752
i dont know what any of those acronyms mean
>>676690321
>I wouldn't mind being like 5'5 though
>I'd have more clothes options.
Interesting. I hadn't thought of it like that. But, being from >>>/d/, I went farther than that height in my head, haha.
>>676690811
And she's 7 they typically only live to be about 5 we're amazed at how active she is. I love her.
>>676691262
I want to hug her I wouldn't mind being stabbed by her quills.
>>676691262
>lived 40% longer than normal
>unusually active
I don't like to break bad news, but somebody accidentally stepped on her about 3 years ago and bought you a new one hoping you wouldn't notice.
>>676674124
Tits or gtfo
>>676690934
>i dont know what any of those acronyms mean
Yeah, I didn't figure you did, which is why I included the pastebin, regardless of the non-working image links inside. Here you are, anon!
>SW = Shrinking Women - (Pic Related)
>GTS Growth = Giantess Growth - >>676691064
>BE = Breast Expansion
>TF = Transformation. Encompasses pretty much everything
>TG = Gender Transformation specifically
>Futanarization was >>676690752, by the way
>>676691541
>>676674124
Can I see your feet?
>>676691516
>>676691565
>Breast Expansion
>>676691516
Haha no definitely not she has a very distinctive white spot on her quills I've never seen a pattern even similar to it.
>>676691565
are you trolling none of those seem remotely appealing
>>676692228
>what is bleach
>>676689651
Got to go fast
>>676674650
First I topkekd, then I IRL lol'd
>>676692394
i doubt anyone would painstakingly bleach a hedgehogs quills
>>676692514
do you know how terrible it feels to accidentally kill someones pet? I would spend a full day with a hedgehog and a pipette to make sure every fucking detail was correct
>>676692228
did you litter box train her?
>>676692746
just tell the truth man its hard but its the right thing to do
>hot girl
>femanon
Pick one
>>676692811
No she has a cage. We just let her run around the apartment a lot. Her poops are easy to pick up. She eats them half the time like a little scrub.
>ITT: ATTWHORING
>>676693121
i feel enlightened about hedgehogs now... thank you! I'm going to bed now... good night!
>>676693304
Oh well.
>>676692344
>are you trolling none of those seem remotely appealing
No, I'm actually fucking serious. Like I said earlier, the most popular fetishes among the ladies I've spoken to were SW, BE, and futanarization. Meaning, they liked imagining themselves shrinking, growing crazy sized tits, and growing a functioning dick between their legs (no balls. They keep their pussy).
Monstergirls (and monstergirl TF) was pretty popular too.
>>676674124
You're not a femanon, you're a fucking faganon. Kill yourself.
>>676693304
btw rate me
This thread gave me cancer
>>676676759
OR you can use a timestamp because this is 4chan.
Also, tits ?
>>676694738
Fake af.
I had to do it.
>>676695511
Buggiest eyes of 4chan.
>>676696000
Kek
>>676693901
As a trap 10/10
As a femfag1/10
>>676693901
12/18
>>676696000
Nice trips
>>676674124
I'm one. Tits olz
Woah I know you
>>676696543
And that cat is adorable. Is this really you?
>>676696630
Pic related
Still here? I know you
>>676696861
Nice, part of my elite nerds group or just a Google utilizer? And only a small portion of this thread is actually me. Mainly lurking and meme harvesting
>>676697124
Yeah we've met a few times, I'm Hailey's friend. Mind showing a time stamp?
>>676697554
or if you're part of my group prove it and post in my group.
>>676697124
I've always had a big crush on you BTW.. Just saying. You're gorgeous
>>676697677
I'm nervous.. I really like you and just outed it lol... I can tell you anything about des Moines if you want me to prove I'm real
>>676674124
Prove you're femanon? Kik me at hylianjedi5465
>>676697807
I don't kik. kik is for sloots
>>676697807
Just show me a timestamp that you're real. I just wanna know if it's actually you, that would be a weird coincidence that were both on at this hour
>>676697807
This isn't me. 515 here still
This is me
>>676697930
>>676697805
>>676697554
>>676697925
Then text? This me
>>676697805
google is easy to use that proves nothing.. calm down kit. i've had plenty of people confess their crushes on me. not weird or akward or anything. I'm a chick that is an actual gamer. that alone makes dudes like me lmao.
>>676698053
Mark?
>>676698178
I told you I can prove I'm from DSM... The fact you're dodging the time stamp makes me doubt you're not a man
>>676698357
lmao the fact that you can just facebook me makes me think you're on google. I'm at work. i don't want to take selfies
>>676698357
also i'm sketched by this because the reason i came back to 4chan after years of not even giving this shithole a thought is my friend contacted me the other day about a shit thread on /b/ about me. Never found out who posted it.
>>676698639
>>676698489
At work at 3:35. Ok. Worried about someone posting a thread. Posts a thread of pictures of "yourself". Admit you're a man and post some dsm nudes. Lord knows I got plenty of Hailey
>>676698839
I work overnight duh.
>>676698839
i don't have nudes.
>>676698987
Lol u want to see her?
>>676699140
already have.
>>676674124
>(Yes I know I have acne for you obviousfags)
Not bad enough to be a problem.
You'd be more attractive in my mind if you were a guy, but still pretty cute.
>>676699140
DUMP THE NUDES
>>676690321
>cloth
Nah ... ain't buying that. My ex-wife was 5'2" and she shopped the Girls section. LOTS of options.
>>676699370
>cloth
okay, that was weird ...
>>676699190
Just show a damn timestamp. Takes 20 sec, you've spend way more time typing exuses
