Virgin detection quiz
1) Does a pussy get looser the more she has sex? (Assume hymen is broken already)
2) On average how long does a cock need to be in order to fully pleasure a woman? (As in filling her, hitting certain spots etc)
3) What are two ways to tell if a woman is truly having an orgasm?
>>676665354
every bitch is different /thread
>>676665678
These answers are the same no matter what woman (except nunber 2 is an average)
>>676666097
Butthurt virgin
>>676665354
1) No, it's a muscle. If she make kegel exercises it becomes tighter
2) 6 in to hit the gspot but not the cervix
3) Stick a finger in her asshole, when you feel that her anus is struggling your finger/vibrates/contracts repeatdly, shes cumming.
>>676665354
1) No, but fisting and large insertion will
2) Pleasure is extremely subjective
3) Female orgasm results in vaginal contractions
>>676665354
What a hymen
>>676665678
only fuck boys and house niggers /thread their own posts
>>676665354
1) YES all virginas get super wide after first time sex so only virgins are the good ones.
2) My size is the best size because it is
3) When i'm doing her
>>676665354
no
idk, 8 inches?
flushed face and chest, puckering asshole?
>>676665354
1.Actually it gets tighter
2.like 6 or so. i dont know. got 8+ and some are like ´OUCH´
3.Pussy gets tight and shes almost blacked out. (Dont really know the second, we use to time it)
>>676665354
>1) Only if she fucks niggers
>2) Don't matter how long your dick is, stupid bitches are never fucking satisfied
>3) She'll finally shut the fuck up for the first time since you met her.
>>676665354
>2) On average how long does a cock need to be in order to fully pleasure a woman? (As in filling her, hitting certain spots etc)
The average male penis is 5.5" long and the average female vaginal cavity is 8" deep. This means there is over 23 miles of untouched pussy in your town.
>>676665354
>Yes, definitely the first time you have sex with a girl she's tight as fuck but the more often you do so the looser she becomes.
>I'm fairly big ((close to 8" maybe not quite) but in my experience I often either hurt a woman or thrill a woman . So I'm gonna say a 7 would be best. But if anything it's all about width.
>Moans. Pussy Contractions.
>>676665678
As for length, im a modest 6.5" and most women have told me im right on the edge of pain and pleasure as far as size goes.
1.) Of course
2.) 5.5 in to 6.5 in is minimum anything bigger is even better
3.) My gf does this back thing where she arcs her back and digs her nails into my back. But it's different for everyone.
>>676666097
>>676667731
>>676667974
Virgins
>>676668087
The average pussy is 5-7 inches deep
>>676665354
1) in hours or dicks?
if pussy aroused go to gape
2) ayyy m a dude
3) if finger in anus go to squeezy fun
or she piss like a fountain
>>676668380
Actually there's a point when it starts to get too big and it just hurts her. I've been told that going too deep can hurt for days on end.
>>676665354
OP has failed the Virgin Detection Quiz based on the questions he's asking.
>>676668380
Not virgin but first 2 are wrong
1. No. This is the dumbest assumption ever. It always goes back to its original size.
2. There is no average. Small dick goes with small vagina. Big dick goes with big vagina. The key just needs to fit the keyhole.
3. Ask her, and ask her.
>>676668848
At least he got you detected
1. From my experience, sometimes it's loose sometimes it's tight on the same girl. It's a muscle so it changes. Usually starts off so tight you can't stick it in, but with a little slow coercion it will slowly loosen up. As far as slutty girls having loose pussies... uhh I don't knwo. I was only with one slutty one and it was my first time so I don't recall it feeling any looser or tighter..
2. I think size doesn't matter but I could be wrong. Everyone always says girth over length. My experience is girls cum when they grind their clit on to groin while they're riding me fro mthe top.
3. You feel a slight pulsing, kind of like a male orgasm? It feels a little like a "pumping" or "throbbing" sensation on the inside of the vagina accompanied by high-pitched squeals. Usually lasts a bout a minute
>>676669040
Go to bed OP
>>676668710
>The average pussy is 5-7 inches deep
Stop hanging out with 13 yr olds.
>>676669016
we try to do it on Point. thats flashy
>>676665354
Virgin detected.
>>676665354
>1) Does a pussy get looser the more she has sex? (Assume hymen is broken already)
It's full of muscles. If anything it would only get tighter the more it's used
>2) On average how long does a cock need to be in order to fully pleasure a woman? (As in filling her, hitting certain spots etc)
Subjective but probably 6.5-7
>3) What are two ways to tell if a woman is truly having an orgasm?
Returns to the kitchen afterwards without you having to tell her
>>676668059
Virgin
>>676668004
Definitely Virgin
>>676666907
This guy clearly gets pussy (not a virgin)
>>676666699
Likely Homosexual.
>>676669195
never opened a thread. not an Faggot.
>>676669308
What?
>>676669016
>ask her
Sorry to burst your bubble but girls often lie to boost the man's confidence
>>676666699
the gspot is right at the entrance of the pussy retard
>>676666699
Check that shit niggers
>>676669470
Wat r we wat'ing bout m8?
>>676665354
Dosnt get looser the more she has sex... But trust me when I tell you, I fucked 4 women who had kids before and thier pussy was LOOSE AS FUCK compared to the women who didn't have childbirth.
6 inches
Vaginally contractions, legs shaking, red chest
>>676665354
1) Most people on /b/ aren't big enough to know/tell a difference.
2)Eternity
3)Money
Anything on this planet that is able to stretch, will lose its tension the more it is stretched. Dont have to be a virgin or not, it is common sense. Im sorry you whore cant deal with it, i mean there exists a surgery to deal with this specific issue.
>>676669393
virgin detected. Dont be sad. fucked first at the Age of 21.
>>676669671
Then that relationship lacks trust, and wouldn't work.
1) no
2) 5"
3) a - clenching of pussy muscles around cock. b - lowered sex drive until I warm her up agaIn by going slow
>>676666699
>>676669366
Kek and check
>>676669957
Lol, are you saying you lost your virginity at the age of 21?
haha fucking loser.
3: most will say they can feel it but that can be faked too, you can fake orgasms as a man too it mostly comes down to asking
2 wide is better than long but I dunno, the women I've been with who have only dated people with 5 inches always say size doesn't matter but they do seem to like to suck fuck and talk about my dick a lot after they've seen it so that's a lie, I think ithe bigger the better until it starts hurting more than it gives pleasure, I think a big sick gets them more pleasure because psychologically they are turned on and want it more than some Manlet dick
1: the first time I had sex with my current girlfriend she was almost crying (not a virgin) even if she was as wet and aroused as can be I could barely get my dick in there but now a year later it's fine, if that's because ive stretched her out or some other reason I dunno but there you have it
>>676669849
This is no ordinary virginity... This is advanced virginity
>>676669782
are you sure retard? it's at least 2-3 inch inside
>>676668059
>>676669393
I'm married you dumb cuck.
>>676670398
Haha yea, if you haven't lost your virginity by age 8, you're a fucking loser. It also has to be taken by your uncle, or doesn't count.
>>676670640
2-3 inches is less than 6
>>676670398
Virgin 15 year old detected
>>676670398
yeah. wanted to stay longer but got raped by this Girl on ecstasy.
>>676670705
Fucking is not a static action. You have to move your dick in and out
in
out
in
out.
Got it?
usually a 3-5" stroke is fine.
>>676665354
1. not with you since your dick is tiny
2 7inches
3. who gives a shit as long as i got mine
>>676666699
The G spot is literally 1-2" inside.
the cervix is 3-4" in, and the end oglf the vagina is 5-6" in on average women.
>>676670701
>>676670714
Thanks
>>676665354
1. Not really, if you fuck a lot itll loosen up for a few days ut will snap back to normal if you let up for a day or two.
2. Really fucking depends. Have had a chick that could cum in minutes if she was on top but i could bang away for hours without her climaxing. Ive been with chicks thatll cum before you even get your cock in, chicks thatll cum when fucked in missionary who dont enjoy doggy and chicks that can only cum if you choke them out while hatefucking them.
3. Well if she ejaculates thats one way to tell. But not all gals are "squirters". The vaginal muscle also contract quite tightly. Furthermore females are not often taken by the usual *gasp pant passout* if they have not *had thiers*
But all of this is besides the point, if a girl im fucking wants to cum she can do it herself most of the time, these bitches act like you owe it to them because they "let" you fuck them. Any starfish i come across gets a creampie and a fairwell i don't give a fuck. Bitch puts her work in and ill put mine.
>>676665354
1. No
2. 12 inches of course
3. An hero and ask jesus.
>>676665354
>hymen
>Virginia detected
>>676665354
1. Don't think so, how could you tell anyway?
2. Don't know
3. Usually starts shaking, or she'll start grinding when she hilts. Wouldn't really know, only had vaginal twice or so
>>676665354
Here's your on average answers but there are always exceptions.
1) No. The vagina is designed to stretch and retract but if the muscles or uterine wall are damaged or stretched excessively far, such as child birth, it can cause permanent looseness. This can also happen as a woman ages and the muscles weaken. There are some surgeries that can correct some of these complications and exercises that can strengthen muscles.
2) Around 5 1/2 for the average cooch as that's around how deep the average vagina is. But most of the pleasurable feelings don't come from penetration but stimulation of the clitoris anyway and many women have difficulty climaxing off of penetration alone.
3) It's obvious if it's real.
>>676665354
1) while her asshole does stretch a bit, her feminine penis does grow harder
2) She is pleased whenever i stroke her feminine penis, and most of the time orgasms from the pleasure of having a cock in her ass and her feminine penis stroked
3) When she moans, groans, and begins ejaculating from her feminine penis,which she then proceeds to lick up
>>676665354
gif sauce, please
>>676669268
>no sources
>no credibility
>reeks of virginity
>>676665354
>>676671625
I misread 2 g spot is about 3 inches in or so.
>>676665354
1. Depends
2. 6-7in
3. Shaking, ass / thigh area turns red for some girls
>>676665354
1) No.
2) Average is fine. Too big and you slam the cervix and it isn't enjoyable for her.
3) She can't breath. Literally.
>>676672613
Breathe* Sorry, drunk.
>>676665354
1. if she fucks 1 guy a bunch then no, but more than one guy then yes.
2. 6-18 inches
3. Feel her vagina contract or if she squirts a lot.
>>676670646
Then why do you still sound like a Virgin? Sounds like something you should sort out.
>>676672864
Got his sex education from watching porn. Most girls don't squirt...but they do piss sometimes.
>>676665354
1) Absolutely
2) At least 10 inches
3) She moans really hard!
>>676672047
2/10 fail bait
>>676673173
Underaged b&.
>>676672864
>Virgin detected
>>676670701
>>676670714
>>676670995
>>676671456
VIRGINS
Lol, it's okay to lose your Virginity at 21 but please understand it still makes you a massive loser with a very limited social life.
>>676673122
Half true, though it is more or less piss it contains more hormones associated with a male orgam than normal it also smells different
>>676672613
>>676672677
Would love for someone to call me out on this.
>>676673222
Newfag
>>676673414
You call us all virgins, then you proceed to say something a virgin would say. Your virginity has nothing to do with your social life. It also doesn't make you a loser. People have different beliefs, and lose it when they want to.
>>676665354
>1) Does a pussy get looser the more she has sex? (Assume hymen is broken already)
No
>2) On average how long does a cock need to be in order to fully pleasure a woman? (As in filling her, hitting certain spots etc)
It's don't really matter
>3) What are two ways to tell if a woman is truly having an orgasm?
Who gives a fuck, I'm paying to get my rocks off not for her to have a good time
>>676665354
Can we get a source on this gif instead of speaking bullshit please?
>>676673414
>21
>Yea guys I lost my virginity when I was 9 and it also was my first three-way XXDDD
No. Literally fuck off. The optimal age for sex is 17, the point in which most are capable of driving, developed emotionally and physically, and grow out of the egotistical freshman phase.
Sex isn't that important, and you're an idiot if you think losing your virginity at 21 makes you a "luser xxdD". If it were, my boner could cure cancer, and world peace would happen whenever a bitch had an orgasm
>>676665354
1. Does the inside of your cheek get looser after you've had a big meal? Maybe for a little while but it goes back to its shape. The inner cheek and the vagina are very similar in cell type. The Pelvic floor muscles can tighten or loosen over time depending on the circumstance.
2. Pleasure is a subjective descriptor. What feels pleasurable to one may be painful to another, and another may not feel anything at all. Since the vaginal introitus and first few inches of the vaginal canal contain the most nerve ending, friction and girth are more likely to provide stimulation than length.
3. Ask her. If she wants to lie to you she can fake it. Short of extreme measures including a polygraph, her word is the best indicator.
>>676674218
Sad horny virgin
>>676673511
Some women can genuinely squirt though it's pretty rare. The videos where chicks are gushing out tons of liquid are either pissing or just shooting fluid up there off camera.
>>676666699
>anus is struggling
Kek
>>676674012
Your Virginity has everything to do with your social life! It's built in to every man to seize the opportunity to have sex when it's presented to them- no matter if they're scared or excited.
But the fact is these opportunities only present themselves through social interactions with the opposite sex. Therefore if youre still a virgin you likely do not have a very strong social life.
>>676674518
Mature people don't belong on this board
>>676665354
Yes it also creates meat flaps
About 9 inches to fully stimulate
She squirts cum from her pussy
>>676674981
Virgin
>>676674981
Please leave.
>>676673070
I sound like a virgin because you know absolutely nothing about bitches.
I speak nothing but the truth.
I'm like Trump, no matter how much truth I spit out, some people just refuse to believe it.
>>676674389
I never said I lost my virginity at 9 why jump to that conclusion?
I lost mine at 15 because I hung out with the opposite sex fairly often at that age. However, you probably didnt because it took you 6 more years to stick your dick in a girl, Thus, my point is you probably had a shit social life in regards to anyone of the opposite sex. Therefore, you were a loser.
>>676674806
Do you think that every guy has the exact same values? Like if a guy vowed to not have sex until marriage, not for religious reasons, but for personal morals. Does that automatically mean he has a poor social life?
>>676675061
Faggot
>>676674806
Are you baiting? Or are you being retarded on purpose?
I suppose all the girls who are virgins are losers too
>>676675185
Hey, first time replying to you.
So you're married, huh?
Show your wife the message you posted. I would love to see the response. You're either:
a) acting edgy because it's "muh sekrit klub /b/"
b) a complete virgin who yells at his hand
c) mentally retarded.
Pick any combination.
>>676675484
>mentally retarded
Is there any other retarded
>>676675296
Well that's an extreme case. I'm talking about people that wish to have sex but still haven't.
>>676675476
Girls and Guys think about sex differently due to societal norms. Obviously.
Where the fuck did you grow up?
>>676665678
You cannot "/thread" yourself, friend.
>>676675703
Yes.
Social and physical retardation is a thing. Thanks for playing.
>>676675720
How's that an extreme case? It's not uncommon at all. Not every guy just wants to get their dick wet the soonest chance they get.
>>676676081
Maybe ''extreme case'' was the wrong phrase. I repeat, I'm referring to those who wish to have sex but fail to acquire it.
>>676675484
Yes I'm married and have a 17 year old son actually.
Fucked my wife the entire time she was pregnant and when she's on the rag because only faggots worry about getting their dicks dirty.
My bitch also squirts when she orgasms as well. And when she cums her pussy muscles clamp down on my cock like a vice. It gets so tight I have to stop fucking her.
When she comes down from her orgasm and loosens back up I start fucking her again and she'll cum again within a minute...literally.
Usually this time I can keep fucking her right through her orgasm and it drives her fucking nuts and then she'll just start having orgasm after orgasm until I finally pump her full of cum.
>>676674834
I honestly could not resist. Now I can return to my dumber state, or at least of less intellectual thought.
>>676675907
...in a stable household with a functioning family..
He fact that you hold sex as this big thing that every guy needs to do just kinda proves how monumentally animalistic and stupid you are.
I mean yeah, sex is pretty fun, but using it as a sole decider of someone's character is possibly the most retarded thing I've heard in a LONG time on /b/..
>>676665354
Sciencefag, reporting in.
1) No, the only case in which a vagina is permanently stretched is in the event of tissue trauma which is unlikely in most sexual circumstances.
2) The clitoris in general is the primary means of orgasm in women and the majority of women know only how to orgasm via clitoral stimulation, so external stimulation is pretty significant way to get a woman going, in most instances. The g-spot is most likely the bundle of nerves centered on the clitoral hood, which is 1-3 inches into the vaginal canal on the superior side. The sensation of "fullness" and how it relates to orgasm is poorly understood on the grounds of nerve stimulation but likely plays a significant role in the psychological component of arousal and orgasm. So, to answer the question, any length is suitable for g-spot stimulation. Girth, angle, and technique are more relevant to that. As far as depth stimulation is concerned, it is probably dependent on the relative sizes of the people and their social relation to each other.
3) Vaginal contractions, involuntary loss of muscular control, spontaneous excretion. Voice cues are a bit more ambiguous on account of the amount of faking, but if you can tell the difference between voluntary and involuntary noise making, then that can be a sign, too.
>>676665354
Why not just ask me if I'm a virgin?
A little immature to do a detective investigation over an anonymous image board.
>>676669671
Fuck my pride bitch tell it to me straight!
1) Yes, pussy can get loose. If she fucks a guy bigger than you'll know. You know the feeling of fucking your gf how she is when she's aroused, when she's not. You just know. Women start tight and become lose. You can use toys on your girl or fist her and it won't come back to the same tightness.
2) 5,5 ++
3) They curl. If they orgasm they also won't let you fuck them. They'll ask you to stop for a moment because they get like "tickel-ish", That's how they've described it to me. Now I just instinctually know.
>>676676387
Well you just changed your whole argument. Before, you said virginity has everything to do with social life, speaking about everybody. Now you're just stating the obvious that guys who want to have sex need to talk to the people they want to have sex with.
>>676671236
Dude, the cervix is the end of the vagina and entry into the uterus.
>>676677185
Truuth my fellow anon much truth
>>676676820
Well when you consider the fact that all life's sole purpose is to reproduce, having sex at least once means a lot to people. However, what I mean by ''loser'' is that if you're not a virgin by choice you probably dont have a very good social life (in regards to the opposite sex)
>>676670646
>you dumb cuck
>dumb cuck
>cuck
I don't think you know what that word means. Definite virgin, and even if you are married. It must be weird to be married and never have sexual intercourse huh?
>>676676560
Jesus you're so full of shit it hurts.
Pregnant sex though? Amazing. Chicks get ridiculously horny when they're pregnant. And the added titsize is great.
>>676672047
Nice trigger words but why aren't you fucks on /d/ where you belong?
>>676673674
You spelled breathe wrong
>>676665354
1) no, dat pussy will eventually always return to normal
2) I dont know but I'd guess around 6.5 inches
3) contracting motions in her lower body like vagina and anus.
>>676677989
That I did.
I have a kind of valid excuse though.
>>676677636
If you read it properly you understand that I said your social life as everything to do with losing your virginity, meaning that you need a half decent one to enable you to lose it.
I'm not talking about people who choose to abstain from sex.
>>676674806
You're funny.
I lost my virginity at 9 and I have schizotypal (avoidant) personality disorder.
I brag to the few people I can stand talking to for more than 10 minutes, but there's not much bragging about getting your childhood ruined by another child from a broken home.
I don't even want sex.
Listen kid, you're in highschool, and this thread is better bait than most highschoolers I've met, but just because you touched a girl's hoohah with your penis and jizzed on her bum bum doesn't mean you're a big man, okay?
>>676674740
You get no argument from me, i've seen 3 out of the 12 ive been with.
>>676677185
The first perfect answer
>>676665354
1) No
2) Subjective
3) Muscle contractions, especially in the vagina
>>676677839
homeboy, I would fuck your GF (if you could ever get one) and make you sit in the corner and watch us while you cry and jack off.
>>676674191
This guy
>>676675967
I wish I could punch the smug off your dumb face.
>>676675703
He's right though, autism is social retardation.
>>676665354
I can tell you're a fucking virgin op because you never mentioned a clitoris even once.
>>676678054
You just wanted somebody to call you out on it so I did.
>>676677415
lol image is such a cuck
>>676665354
1. No, in most non-extreme cases.
2. 6-7 inches to reach cervix
3. Vaginal contractions, twitching, etc.
>>676677748
Thanks, my brodda.
I'll also add on for the folks who are convinced that vaginas get more loose over time; they aren't aroused. Vaginal tightness is governed mainly by these things:
1. Genetics governing morphology.
2. Strength of vaginal muscles.
3. State of arousal.
*Not* how many miles of dick have been inside her. There is a possibility that some girls become so desensitized mentally from the act of sex that they don't as aroused as they once did. Perhaps that could explain the looseness observation. I don't know. Otherwise, there's no evidence for that crazy ass claim.
>>676677883
You're jealousy does not make me a liar.
My wife gives me blowjobs whenever I want one and she masturbates while she sucks me off because sucking dick turns her on so much.
Call me a liar again and prove your jealousy to me.
>>676677185
>spontaneous excretion
underrated post
>>676678525
Why does there need to be a clitoris question?
>>676665354
1) no, most women's vaginas can even recover most of their shape after childbirth. only long-term massive insertions will cause any permanent effects to how tight she is
2)subjective. the g spot (which medically doesn't exist, but in some women is present as a more sensitive area) is only an inch or two inside the vagina, but your definition of "fully pleasure a woman" could include things such as the anterior fornix which would require a longer penis to reach
3)pupil dilation, chest flushing, involuntary muscle contractions, etc.
>>676678728
Fucking science. Literally.
>>676665354
The answer is bait.
>>676678315
You 9 year old molestation story is an extreme that I doubt anyone in this thread was referring to when talking about losing virginities.
All I'm saying is if it took you till 21 to lose your virginity. Then up until that age you probably had a shit social life therefore making you a 'loser'
Yes.
7 inches, and that's only if the man is perfect in every other sense.
They don't. Ever.
>>676678400
>not responding to any points I made
>unintentionally admitting I am correct
>im taking the whole fishing pole
>>676674795
I didn't notice that phrase until I read your comment. I almost spit out my drink.
>>676677195
kek true
>>676665354
1: No if a bitch has a loose vag she was Lilley born with it.
2. The female orgasm is a myth
3. See number 2
>>676678878
Molestation? No no, another child I said. My age at the time. Consensual.
I was just a weirdo who only hung out with other weirdos. Most of my friends from highschool still aren't married or have a GF because they were weirdos like me. They avoid other people, especially women, because people are fucking worthless and disappointing.
You don't even have to be seen once with a woman to get a false rape charge. In my opinion, I'd rather just not worry about it at all.
Sex is a primal urge, we're far too intelligent to fall for. I can use my hand and get rid of the feeling, then go back to work.
There's literally nothing beneficial from sex.
Also, I've had sex with 3 other adult women and it's not fucking amazing. I remember far less eventful things in far greater quantity.
>>676677185
Also, for context, I've had 4 sexual partners, 5 if you include bjs. I honestly learned a lot more experientially from trusted recurring partners than I did from the more flingy of the bunch. And, of course, you can't go wrong by knowing the actual fucking science.
>>676678827
>only long-term massive insertions will cause any permanent effects to how tight she is
You mean like fucking a well endowed boyfriend for a few years?
Pussie does become loose, you incredible aspies. Kek at all the morons saying no to 1)
and getting tricked into thinking she's orgasmic just by the girl contracting the vagina muscles. My bet is you aspies have only fucked hookers and haven't had a relationship your whole lives.
>>676665354
1) yes it adjusts to the cock it's taking if it's not a one night stand thing but tightens up when not having had sex in a while.
2) 5-6"
3) muscle contractions shaking legs throbbing sphincter and pussy and thick white ejaculate though the latter does not happen to everyone i guess.
Easy af
>>676679194
Small penis detected kek
>>676679649
So where are your answers? You fucking aspie.
Don't want to get criticized? Yeah I know you're type. You're me. You just hate on people's posts without criticizing them for reactions, well here's your reaction friendo.
>>676679047
Virgin
>>676679649
bro what are you on about.
You are a fucking virgin faggot.
Truth hurts, just accept it so you may change
>>676679942
see my contribution:
>>676677415
>>676679060
>your points are not worth responding too
>you are not correct
>I think you've taken a whole lot of fishing poles in your life time...balls deep.
>>676665354
1.) yes
2.) ...well I take an hour to cum by hand (ladies) so I assume... about that?
3.) her not moaning anymore and gritting her teeth? I have no idea.
>>676680140
Screenshot.
>>676679649
Virgin detected
This is pretty fun
>>676680084
How many girls have you fucked? You are either:
1) in denial 2) not knowledgeable and you are pretending you banged more then 10 girls. How many relationships have you had
>on the internet noone knows i'm a dog
>>676680196
Underage virgin
>>676678481
I bet you do, but I doubt you could jump high enough without knocking over your sippycup.
>>676678568
The message directly after it was me correcting that mistake though.
>>676678705
You're a liar. You're either both trailer trash, or you're a liar and your made-up girlfriend is a ziplock bag full of lube. That isn't how it works, sorry sweetheart.
1) fuck if I know
2)fuck if I know
3) last girl I fucked shaked after we fucked. Is that an orgasm?
>>676680630
First two posts are me.
You literally said you wanted somebody to call you out on it. I know you're drunk but come on dude.
Yeah if there's anything that makes me want to slap somebody silly, it's smugness. My mother taught me billions of dollars in self control lessons with her smug ass face every time she used her admin abuse powers to completely ignore anything I ever had to say.
Now she actually listens when I yell because I'm an adult. Wow. Like I'm any fucking different just because I grew a year. 25 now and she still interrupts me all the god damn time. Man sometimes I hate that bitch.
Yep, smug is my least favourite facial expression.
>>676673414
i was actually selling drugs at raves, but didnt wanted to fuck These Bitches. Was around a huge amount of free Pussy
>>676681090
I meant call me out on the response to the OP, not my typo, jesus. My drunk has been downgraded to buzzed; I'm also working in a couple substances which sort of nullifies the alcohol. Not an excuse or anything, just throwing it out.
I'm not being smug. Look at 90% of the replies in this thread. They wouldn't know a real answer if it slapped them in the face. You can't even tell me I'm wrong.
Being interrupted is something I can't stand, so I get you. It's disrespectful.
>>676665354
not really no
like an 1-2 hours depending on positions
i dont have a lot of feeling in my dick so cant feel clenching much and dont really care
>>676681662
I wish my dick was 1-2 hours long.
1. Not really
2. 5-7 inches depending on woman
3. You can feel rythmic contractions from inside. Body tremors? idfk
>>676679649
Guys with small pee pee's always lose their shit when you talk about pussies becoming loose or cervix orgasms.
>>676668257
Happy birthday
>>676668710
>>676666260
>~le vuhrjeen xD
How is trying to feel the gaping void of your existence like ? No matter how much sex you'll have, the hole won't ever disapear you hollowfags. Deeply sorry if I care for a lil bit more in this life than my primal instincts.
>prove to me being oversexualised is a good thing
>pro tip it is not
>sexfag needs to reconsider a few things
>>676681797
miss read that haha yea totally my dicks 2 hours long yup
>>676681609
Wait so. If my understanding of this situation is correct. You're not only the person who said "Thanks for playing" but also the person who asked if there's any other type of retarded.
I must just be the opposite of you, not inebriated. See I'm a stoner and I'm on a t-break, and I feel dumber than I do when I'm high lol
I think you shouldn't have quoted your typo, that let me to believe you were referencing it specifically.
>>676668757
>if finger in anus go to squeezy fun
First anon to roll a 69 has to text this to the last girl he talked to.
>>676674389
>>676674012
Thats it. Im fine with it. could have fucked since i was 14. No regrets. everyone telling im a virgin gets this Face.
>>676669164
Virgin found
>>676674389
Hello there! I'm the one who lost it at 9.
I am not OP. Just letting you know.
>>676680471
In denial about what bro?
I did not have sex with that many girls. I had sex with 4.
I have been in a serious relationship with only 2 girls. I am 16.5 cm which i believe comes down to 6.5 inches.
I know pussy gets back to the original size because science says so, not from experience. Yes there are exceptions, but a ''well endowed bf'' doesnt permanently stretch a pussy unless u literally fuck her 24/7. So u thinking it does probably means ur gf actually gets fucked 24/7 by that one black friend you have. Stop being a cuck know better faggot. Also telling a girl orgasm comes with experience. So u saying that dumb shit can mean 2 things
1) u never made a girl cum
2) ur still a virgin cuck
>peace late
>>676682556
>In denial about what bro?
see
>>676682062
Not a cuck, I think cucks are fgts. On a good day, I am 7'5 inches. I have nothing to gain from this.
>>676682150
Yeah it was me who quoted my typo to correct it with the asterisk.
My bad for the confusion. Everything seems to make sense on a combination of ice/white/beer/rum but I assume it doesn't.
>>676682387
>>676682387
rubbed my shits against female shits too at this Age. but thats not really sex i think. sorry if u got molested. but as a kid u dont really know how or what to do.
>>676682128
>the autistic primal instincts meme
Kek
>>676665354
>mfw when I lost my virginity to my uncle's drunken ex a week ago and can't describe it
>>676665354
The vagina will loosen during intercourse. It will tighten up after. Generally with extreme conditioning it can become looser but will still slowly tighten back up. The hymen heals, and can be broken without having sex or even masturbating. The most sensitive areas and most of the pleasure centers of the vagina are only a few inches inside. Bigger doesn't do much vaginally past 5-6 inches for most women, just a little added pleasure unless you start hitting the cervix. That can be painful. Muscle spasms, sensitivity, she says so, or sometimes discharhe can all mean she is having an orgasm.
>>676683495
>>676683495
its okay
>>676683217
She did.
I see nude girl, I get hard, she spread her pussy and I put it in. Lasted like 5 seconds but I fingered her a little bit then went again.
First thing she did when we left was bum a cigarette from some sketchy looking guy. 9 yrs old. I'm no stranger to people not believing me.
Last I heard of her, she got aids and died.
>>676683092
It's alright. This whole thread is a mess and it's all bait to begin with.
Just got nothing better to do while I wait for my xanax to stop making me so awake. It's supposed to help people sleep but it just makes me SO AWAKE
>>676683019
So 6.5 inches is small. RIP my confidence...
>>676684142
5.5 is average and that's what I have
I am not preoccupied with the size of my penis.
>>676683837
but hey atleast my first time I came twice and creampie and I learned getting head does nothing to me
>>676684104
I don't know what I'm going to do to sleep.
It's 2:25am, I need to be up at 7 for work, and I"m ridiculously fucked on the best meth I've ever had, and some pretty tight blow. I'm just about to finish a six pack of tall cans, which isn't doing shit.
when virtual sex becomes a reality, will it count as losing my virginity?
>>676684663
just realized this doesn't make sense.
>>676684610
Dude you're not going to sleep, just give up.
I don't even think you can sleep on meth and I know for a fact you can't sleep on blow.
I don't think you should even go to work dude, your life is a mess.
I'm a neet and all I do is weed and shrooms. I know how to make meth in a bottle for like $5 a pop. But I know how addictive that shit is. Lost 2 friends to meth, now they're street trolls.
>>676684256
Fun story.
I measured my dick for the first time when I was about 13. I never bothered doing it again untill I was 20.
>for 7 years I thought I had a pretty small dick
Thinking about it I didnt notice it growing because you know, fap it everyday you know that I do not play.
1. Nope
2. It doesn't need to be done bullshit like "10" or "8" inches. Even 6 maybe a little too large. Any size penis that is long enough to actually touch the g-spot is enough to please a woman.
3. Vagina clenched and rectum puckered
>>676684142
I'm just saying you're going to find girls who are very loose. It'll be a real work out to fuck some girls when you can't feel much. And the same goes for them, they won't feel you. You might feel something because of the condom.
You will fuck an ex gf who all of a sudden have become very loose after a few years.
All choices girls make are reflected on their body. She smokes, she'l have bad skin when she's 35, she overeats, she's fat. She doesn't read, she's stupid. Yet if she has fucked a tone of guys, she will have the same pussie as she did when she was 18 ? Not a chance, amigo. No way. I'm seriously thinking there are girls ITT spreding this bs.
ALL GIRLS GET LOOSER EVERY TIME THEY HAVE SEX NO MATTER WHAT
AS LONG AS POSSIBLE, GOTTA PENETRATE THAT CERVIX, IT'S LIKE THE FEMALE G-SPOT
IF SHE'S ON MY DICK
>>676684663
or cheating ?
Man this thread is great!
>>676685196
Hey thanks for this comment man you're so right :)
>>676683862
hope you are kidding. BAITING; got ur IP. Even if u where after 7 Proxies.
>>676684948
Wrong. I've been doing this since not last thursday but the thursday before. Also, meth is a LOT harder to sleep on than blow. I can sleep on good blow. That's why I like it. I will go to work, I'm just gonna feel like fuckin death..
>>676684948
Also, I think the problem is the shitty meth. Sorry to hear about your friends, but honestly.. Look.
You don't get this from some kitchen chemist.
1) Does a pussy get looser the more she has sex? (Assume hymen is broken already)
No, tightness depends on her uterus muscle relaxation level. If she is not aroused enough, it will be tight.
2) On average how long does a cock need to be in order to fully pleasure a woman? (As in filling her, hitting certain spots etc)
Depends on a woman too much. Sensetive cervix - average 5 inchesh should be enough, rubbing the G-spot properly. 7-8 inch balls deep penis would please a woman with no or minor cervical pains.
3) What are two ways to tell if a woman is truly having an orgasm?
Easiest is to check After she orgasmed. Try rubbing nipples / clitoris. She will try to punch you for it. They get so sensetive that it makes them cringe from the touch. Try touching under your penis head after you've orgasmed, it will not be comfortable. Otherwise - they stop breathing when they come, and stretch their muscles as they cum, opening the mouth most of the time.
>Married 29yo
>>676665354
Uh, is this the best criteria you could come up with.
1. A pussy can stretch and shrink, of course riding that vagina on a continuous basis wears the damn thing in. But, abstaining from dick time allows that dank soul hole to regain its former rigidity.
2. Any size really, depends on a woman's g spot and personal needs. It can really range from 3-9 inches and still make a woman cum buckets.
3. The flexing of the vagina around ya dingus, honestly lol, it's kinda up to the dicker to determine the truth, women are good actors.
>>676685261
Dude read the post before. I was 9 as well.
Also, you don't have my IP, and even if you do post my IP, I'll just reset my fucking router and get a different one.
>>676685908
"friends" don't steal your phone, and deposit empty envelopes in your bank, costing you $600. Borrow your Wii and DS, and all your games, never to return them again. Then come over like nothing happened.
But yes, in the area I was? Guaranteed 100% shit meth. Probably the method I just mentioned. Mix it up in a bottle, hope your hand doesn't get fucking blown off.
>>676665354
>1) Does a pussy get looser the more she has sex? (Assume hymen is broken already)
Yes, immediately. But it shrinks back down to normal after a bit. It takes serious effort to permanently loosen a pussy. Having a kid does it too, but pussy can even recover from that.
>2) On average how long does a cock need to be in order to fully pleasure a woman? (As in filling her, hitting certain spots etc)
There is no minimum. A lesbian could fully pleasure a woman. Fingers. A tongue. Most of the nerve endings are by the opening of the vagina, the g-spot is 1-2 knuckles deep. Some women get off on having their cervix pounded, but they are pretty rare, and you'd need a cock long enough to hit it (which changes, depending on the woman).
>3) What are two ways to tell if a woman is truly having an orgasm?
Involuntary muscle spasms and vaginal contractions, unfocused eyes, flushed skin, breathing/heart rate, tense body that releases. All reliable signs, but vary depending on the woman. Some squirt too (not fake ass pee squirts) and that's a sure sign.
i.e. All woman are different, and OP would know that if he stopped sucking cock long enough to find out.
>abstaining from dick time allows that dank soul hole to regain its former rigidity
/b/tards actually believe this
>some rigidity
FTFY
>>676665354
1. Depending, can be tightened with exercise, but loosened with larger insertions in some cases.
2. 5.5-6ish I'd think, but it likely varies, not all dicks are the same in shape, so must all vaginas be as well.
3. Contractions of vaginal muscles. Other than that, tells can vary from a lack of any noises made, increase in volume made, curling or contractions of other muscles, the tells other than the obvious contractions around the phallus can vary quite widely.
>>676685347
Hey like I said, I've only done weed and shrooms.
Well technically I am abusing lyrica and xanax as well but it's prescription; not that I'm taking the recommended dose.
>>676685046
Damn dude u just made me think about that ex that I would actually like to fuck after these few years.
Just looked her up, seems shes single..
Time to put it to the test.
>>676666699
quintdubs
>>676665354
1) straight up more guys at increasingly large sizes = more loose, otherwise OP is a lying fuck
2) there's that one pic anon but some chicks are small, some chicks not so much.
3) sounds like you're the type who wants to have the chick roll her eyes back
>>67666666
I'm a virgin and I know all of these questions
>>676686004
relax. just kidding.
>>676686509
That's still gonna be a little while, man.
>>676666666
>>676686550
but not the answers
>>676665354
1) yes
2) 7 inch
3) shes screraming very loud
How did I do?
>>676686578
No that happened ages ago.
67668
it was 67666, then 67667, now 67668
>>676686598
Stop that newfag, it's gonna be like half an hour at least.
>>676686826
that shit happened 20k posts ago newfag
>>676686456
good luck, fgt!
Just remember: talking about pussies getting loose is slut shaming so lots of girls and small dicked guys will loose their shit when you talk about this.
>>676665354
i can hear dubstep coming out of that.
>>676665354
>Does a pussy get looser the more she has sex? (Assume hymen is broken already)
Only if the man's girth is considerable, she will stretch over time to accomodate his size, but reverts back if she stops having sex with him.
>On average how long does a cock need to be in order to fully pleasure a woman? (As in filling her, hitting certain spots etc)
This varies, since some women are size queens, but generally girth is more important than length.
>What are two ways to tell if a woman is truly having an orgasm?
She becomes really wet
She contracts her pelvic muscles rapidly
She becomes looser afterwards
1. Not unless you are forcefully trying to stretch it out.
2. You don't need your cock to be inside to get the first orgasm, all women are different anyway.
3. I can always tell a girl is having an orgasm because they squeeze on my dick when they do it. Also sometimes they will start contracting all their muscles and kind of shiver.
>>676687087
virgin, info is way too scientific.
>>676686566
Nice try though, but most of the people on here are intelligent adults, who know a thing or two about how the internet functions.
>>676686295
This is true lol. If not, after giving birth, women would have the loosest vagina forever, however it is able to gain back some of its elasticity
I'm also fairly intoxicated, also fuck you lol
>>676665354
1) No, a penis will not permanently stretch a vagina.
2)You could easily google surveys but i think the most pleasurable is 6-8 inches.
3) Contractions and in my experience facial expressions, body language, and moaning.
The answers in this thread are retarded.
>>676686212
That's shitty. Sorry to hear it.
>>676686337
That's fine, you're not missing much anyway.
>>676666666
>>676687475
I know.
I'd be missing a lot more if I were to adopt a habit like that.
Shit, weed costs me roughly $350 a month as it is. Can't imagine doing motherfucking cocaine.
>>676687244
http://efukt.com/21343_GIANT_SOUL_EATING_VAGINA.html
Attention nerds:
The whole "pussy goes back to it's original size" or "muscle exercises can tighten the pussy" thing that people say is as much a lie as "size doesn't matter".
Sorry if you got a small dick. Or a used-up loose twat.
Thank you for reading. Signed,
A fucker of sluts and milfs with loose vaginas.
>>676666666
>>676687354
>No, a penis will not permanently stretch a vagina.
So all women have the vaginas of 17 yo, right?
>5,5 inch cock owner confirmed
>>676687922
>muscle can't be tightened
You fuck milfs? You know ALL of your skin loses elasticity as you age, right?
It explains why old people have wrinkles...
>>676687174
You happen to be an expert on the subject. I would love to be 17 again.
>>676687922
Your dick is small.
That's the problem.
>>676665354
> No
> 3 inches
> There are no qays because you can't tell
>>676687056
tnx /b/ro
maybe ill write a little report here if I'm succesfull
1) nope
2) the average vagoo is 5-7 inches deep so around there
3) Shaking, weird face expressions, weird noises (fake moans tend to be girly and cute because thats what they wanna sound like)
>>676687804
I think I've paid for pot twice in my life.
I used to sell it for ~7 years so it was never a problem, but I was a huge pothead then so I made nothing. Smoke and drink it all away. Used to get blow back then (probably 17 or 18 years old?) but now I work a full time job. I'll grab a bag occasionally. Meth though. Fuck, loved that shit as a kid, but it dropped of the face of the planet here. Now I got a pretty good source who has ridiculous shit and I've been sort of going a bit overboard. Think I've lost 10 lbs. I'm 125lbs the last I checked so it's not great. Time goes so damn quick when you drink, do some lines and smoke ice. Can't believe it's 3am.
>>676688296
sounds like sum gud shit if u ask me
>>676666666
>>676688141
>small dick virgin confirmed protecting his own ego by ignoring reality and accusing others of having a small cock for telling the truth. the irony.
>>676665354
Help all you vigins out (Femanon)
1)a girl cannot get loose the more she has sex(as in multiple dicks stretching you out) BUT can get more loose the more aroused she beomces.
2) Dependsing on the dick size anywhere between 5-7 inches is good hit g-spot no likelyhood of hitting the cervix which is VERY uncofortable.
3) the flushed skin on chest face and thighs thighting around the cock (some girl can fake that too so becareful)
>>676687922
So many anon are going to fall for that bait.
>>676665678
Lol at the butthurt, because you are right but ruined the bait.
>>676688521
Too good for a work night.
>>676688296
I can feel myself finally becoming a bit tired.
I was a clean freak until I met that guy who eventually robbed me. He was a good friend for what...8? years. He introduced me to weed and I loved it. Used to sit in his house and play gamecube stoned as fuck, his mom and sisters were pretty chill, but holy fuck they had a cat problem. They loved cats, and the cats "loved" eachother until they had TWENTY TWO.
They shit everywhere. They eventually got sick and all caught a disease and died.
They woke up to 22 dead cats.
My mom remembers his sister running across the street to the bar she frequents, crying her eyes out.
I moved away for a while, then ended up moving in right next to him.
He did a little blow here and there, he loved his oxys and that other one, and snorted a T3 once in a while, but he didn't do meth.
One day he changed. Asked to stay in my place to avoid his mom, slept over, stole a bunch of shit. Took my fucking bank card when I was sleeping and got $600.
I would rob him on the street if I knew he had anything other than a cell phone with a broken screen he stole from somebody else.
>>676688729
Dear femanon,
tits or gtfo
>>676688848
I feel you brother even though I dont have experience doing ice. I can get a lot of shit around here in the Netherlands but I dont have someone for that shit.
>>676688729
>>676689071
Second.
>>676665354
1. nope
2. that's her problem
3. who cares?
>>676688959
>and that other one
Dilaudid? Percocet?
Used to like downers. I still like hydromorphone sometimes, but eh.
That sucks though. Sounds like a drug addiction. People will do almost anything, unfortunately up to and including fucking a friend over.
See, I never had a problem with drugs. I can binge on whatever and put the shit down and walk away no problem. Booze though? That's my problem. On this shit though oddly enough I hardly drink or smoking.
>>676689346
Probably for the best, the self-control and moderation required is a fine line between functional drug user and sucking dick for a bag.
>>676665354
1)
Yes and no
Over a looong period of time, the elasticity of the vaginal opening can be lessened, but generally that will happen with age quicker than it will from sex.
2) Trick question, since average length (6 inches or so) is sufficient, but GIRTH counts more.
3) Vaginal spasms, though these don't always happen.
Flushing of the skin and face
Also, if you've had sex with her before, you might be able to tell by the authenticity of her moaning.
>>676665354
1) initially yes, then remains at a constant spot after the girl reaches peak sexual maturity. it doesnt get "stretched" it just gradually gets used to accommodating things and allows the women to relax herself more for penetration
2) you need alot more than just your penis to FULLY pleasure a women
3) muscle tensing around torso thigh and hip ares, red blushing of chest and face, communication with your partner
>>676689471
Hydros. That's the one.
The other guy was on hydros too, didn't touch meth much, didn't rob me either. Stayed over at my place for 2 weeks, vomitting and feeling like shit trying to get over it, then one day he disappeared and I assume he gave up.
Remember guys, sloots become loose, but it's not ok to talk about this because it's slut shaming and because boys have fragile egos. All pussies go back to same tightness as they were at 18 yo, lel don't worry xD, just give it a few weeks le kek. just marry her if you love her.
>>676689670
Yeah, makes sense. Closest I got to going overboard was I used to bang hydro and oxycontin. best feeling in the world. when I had to call my dad to go in to the bank to pay my rent on my card for me because I was to sick puking in a flowerbed in a populated downtown area, i decided not to shoot up much more after that.
>all these virgin microdick cucks in this thread
i hope you fags realize that the g-spot is 7 inches in the vagina, you need a dick that's at least longer than that to fully stimulate a girl to have multiple intense orgasms.
fuck you averagefags are insecure,
women are never loose, your dick is just too small. don't blame a beautiful woman when you have shitty equipment.
either go fuck off or buy a penis sleeve. fucking microdick faggots
>>676689914
Yeah, dickhead used to do that combo, and finish it off with a nice fat bowl of weed.
Granted, he smoked me up about an ounce worth in total, but he really fucked me over.
>>676689471
Mmm yes, I started experimenting with drugs when I was around 16, I am 21 now and in those few years I have tried a lot of shit. Some stuff sticked like doing amphetamines, cocaine mdma/xtc, lsd and the soft drugs like paddos shrooms and weed. Now I know most of them arent that addicting but I'd like to believe my self control is good enough to handle ice sometime.
>>676690029
you
>>676665354
1) Yes, it can if she doesn't do kegel exercises. With kegels even someone who has given birth multiple times can be tight again.
2) G spot isn't located very deep in the vagina. Each woman likes different things and don't always like the same things all the time. Some like feeling stretched, some like feeling a penis hitting her cervix, some don't like either of those. 5-6 inches is the average most studies have come up with. If you cant do it with dick, learn to be good with your tongue and fingers. Get her off before you give her dick and she'll likely think you're amazing and enjoy your dicking more than if you started with dick and then moved on to other things
3) Have em hooked up to an EKG machine. Other than that, nope. But any bitch faking it deserves a bad lay. If she can't be honest about what she likes, she can't expect anyone to stop doing what she doesn't like. FEMANONS: If you tell us what we are doing is good, we'll keep doing it. Faking it trains us to do what clearly isn't getting you off. Knock that shit off
>>676672124
THIS
>>676690029
> baiting this hard
Basementdwelling cuck
>>676690259
If you get good shit, it'll be subtle. Trust me. "Hey, that's a nice feeling. Gonna do that again tonight". Tonight into now, now into an hour from now. etc. It feels great. In the last seven days I have slept for probably 9 hours. Started off as some rails, but moved to smoking it pretty quickly. Smoked in my teen years but not shit like this. I dunno how to explain it, I'm feeling run down and my body is telling me to sleep. Yet my mind is saying "lol have a hit then go to sleep" like that'll work. I assume my ranting is becoming incoherent. Just notice what you're doing and how often if you try it. Easy to let it slip.
>>676690129
Trust isn't worth an ounce. Dick move on him.
>>676690029
i rate this shit bait/bait
but still imma say, the g-spot is generally believed to be 2-3 inches inside a womens vagina. Pleasuring that spot is all about the way you fuck that pussy.
still if u pack anything below 6.5-7 inches go cry in a corner faggots
>>676690778
The only time I've been anywhere close to him since then was at the food bank.
I got kept in to update my info, and my mother saw him go in and out.
I would have taken his shit as soon as he walked out the door. Not like a skinny ass methhead would be able to take me even on my worst day.
>>676691040
People who let that shit run their life get extremely paranoid. Don't underestimate them, could end up stabbing you. I have no doubt you could destroy him, but how long has it been? worth it? next time you see him just shake your head at him; the lack of words and obvious disappointment is going to do more damage than a first, hah.
>>676691040
And without even thinking, i took another hit. Fuck work is going to be brutal tomorrow.
>>676690778
Well to be sure I think I might just not pursue trying it. I mean if i never do it i wont know what i miss/ ignorance is a bliss isnt it??
besides theres enough shit for me to do already anyways.
Yet again I dont know about ice but if i cant sleep because of drugs, i drink coffee, a lot of coffee, keep drinking dark coffee for some reason after a few hours i calm down, where if i wouldnt have done it i wouldnt have been able to sleep at all in forever.
>>676691247
I don't want him to feel bad, I want me to feel good.
I am a bluebelt which isn't impressive, but I know how to disarm a knife. Furthermore, I'd probably just kick him sideways in the knee.
Every time I think of him I just want to hurt him. I forget all of the good times we had because of that shit.
I honestly think I would be very satisfied to know that I killed him. I've never killed anybody, but thinking of it is easy for me. My personality disorder is still kind of new to psychologists. (schizotypal personality disorder)
I've killed innocent animals and I get the occasional feeling of guilt, that's it. I know full well I could just kill a human whom I thought deserved it.
>>676690778
Also take a hot shower.
Do a routine like u would when you'd wake up on a day off.
induces sleepiness for me, or at least calms me down. Especially taking a shower somehow changes mindset
>>676691390
I would imagine that's the endorphines released since you're satisfying a caffeine buzz; same shit happens to me.
Ever done adderall? It's like that except a fuckton stronger. And when you smoke it, it hits in about 5-15 seconds, and lasts for 12 hours up to an entire day. Rush being pretty immediate.
>>676691643
Honestly, don't bother. If he's doing the shit he's doing, let him slowly kill himself; more than an ass beating would do, and makes you the better person for being able to put your emotions aside to think logically.
>>676692078
My days off are weekends, which consist of ridiculous amounts of liquor and illicit drugs. I'll just drink water before bed, take some tylenol, hope for the best, and probably end up smoking a bit before I go to work. Maybe bring some blow for the noon-crash.
>>676692124
Trust me, I've been through every phase of losing a friend at this point. Multiple times.
He doesn't deserve to live, and to be frank, he's not the person I used to know.
My friend has been transformed into a monster, and I simply want to put him out of his misery.
But I don't care for his feelings, I see him as a subhuman that needs to be destroyed.
I care for the person he used to be, but he will never be that way again.
Apocalyptic scenerio: Friend is trapped under rubble, asks me to kill him. He wouldn't even have the last word out of his mouth before I put one right between his eyes. I am not a cold killer, but a logical one.
>>676665354
I bet you're the virgin here
>>676692791
I get the feeling of wanting to do that, but you'd just end up getting yourself in trouble. Not worth it. He isn't gonna be that person again unless he chooses to be, so just let himself delve deeper into that pit.
I'm gonna finish this beer and try to lie down I think. I just did a line of snow for some fucking reason. Wish you the best, appreciate the conversation. I really enjoy typing on this shit.
>>676665354
1,2 ,3 = The responses here are not from experience. They are from google so fuck off fat neck beards.
>>676668059
I like this guy
>>676693256
Me too.
People get so fucking offensive when just having a normal conversation, it makes me feel like going to reddit just to avoid being called a faggot, nigger or retard in every post.
Good luck sleeping friend
>>676692124
nope never done adderall, because it isnt sold in the netherlands and in generall dealers dont have it either, i however heard from someone he can order it online
>>676693386
I'll need it.. Night you retarded nigger faggot.
.. ;D
>>676693388
Anything-amphetamines. Yeah you can buy it online. Has to be an alternative generic name for it over there. Look up dextroamphetamine.
Night.
1. Nah not from experience
2.Dunno I'd have to compare dicks and I'm not a fag
3.Pussy contracts and face goes all crazy
>>676669782
this guy
>>676667293
>>676675932
not that guy who posted that post,
but only newfags believe that you should not /thread your own post.
/threading yourself used to be the only thing back in the day
>>676665354
>Virgin detection quiz
Found you OP.
> 1) Does a pussy get looser the more she has sex? (Assume hymen is broken already)
Never asked myself this, I'm fucking them not philospohing about them. Duh.
> 2) On average how long does a cock need to be in order to fully pleasure a woman? (As in filling her, hitting certain spots etc)
Due to the fact, you'll never touch a woman: I need about 25 Minutes without foreplay, depends on the woman. Heard there are even women who can't cum, but never seen it.
> 3) What are two ways to tell if a woman is truly having an orgasm?
Fag you can read this in each biology book. Everywhere in the internet etc.
/close
> Where do all those 13-years old virgins come from
> Go back to 9Fag and Reddot and STFU
>>676693572
My sides are now orbiting kekkler prime
>>676694239
2015 isn't back in the day, faggot.
>>676694529
>posts an image seen in every ylyl thread
Lol k
>>676667224
It's what you sing in a church. After sucking off the priest under the alter
>>676693572
Oh i know enough, i can get my hands on some amphetamine.
>>676694239
You can't /thread your own post because it just shows everybody that you know what you're saying is total bullshit and nobody is going to agree with you.
You are not an oldfag. Quit pretending.
>>676694627
Posting the image based on date. Not based on "omg i was there".
>in every YLYL thread
doubtful.
>>676694661
Give it a shot.
Now I'm seriously going to bed.
>>676694756
you can /thread urself
it just makes you look like a big faggot, even when compared to OP
Funny how this went from a sex thread to a drug experience thread by the way.
>>676694847
Every single one.
I'm a newfag and I've seen that image at least 10 times.
Surely if you save images from here, you have an image saved from "the golden days"
>>676695012
TBH it was just me and one other guy and we're both done.
