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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Friends with kids
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12 angry men
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Deadpool

...Mr. Pool is my personality. It's a strange life
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>>676658049
50 shades of bitchez
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Alone in the Dark
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>>676658049
Enter the Matrix
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Non-stop
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>>676658049
Passion Of The Christ
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Shame
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Spaceballs
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Lord of the Rings
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Koyaanisqatsi (Life Out of Balance)
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>>676658049
Well, you know.
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Cheaper by the Dozen
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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
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Alien vs Predator
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alone in the dark
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There will be blood.
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FRED Movie
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Kangaroo jack
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A Series of Unfortunate Events
Fast and Furious
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
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>>676658049
Home Alone
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Lolita

source: I fap to loli porn all day and cant get it up for my gf.
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>>676658049
Shallow Hal

> mfw I knew she was fat all along
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Nonexistent
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Spy Kids
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>>676659159
My nigga
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>>676658049
Freddy got fingered
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AIDS - the movie
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Hot Fuzz
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>>676659097
nice
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Zootopia, dont ask me why
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40 year old virgin
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>>676659346
Why?
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>>676659346
Tell us
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>>676658641
this
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>>676659346
Why?
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>>676658489
You wish. You're not smart or witty enough.
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> the fast and the furious

Im fast, she's furious.
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>>676659508
>>676659582
>>676659488
He said not to ask
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Never-ending story.

>If I'm lucky I'll cum once fucking, but can fap 3-5 times a day.
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The Big Short
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>>676658049
Limitless
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>>676658971
Fucking kek
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Mmm
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>>676659867
Same issue. This might be part of the loli problem.
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Raging Bull

>really Diaries of a Wimpy Kid
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>>676659881
lost
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Troll hunter
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Risen
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non existent
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Moby Dick
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>>676659346
Just wondering sheep fucker, are you from Wales or Scotland?
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Gone in 60 seconds
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>>676659964
I have to think about weird shit to cum.
Most of the time is just sweaty frustration with a fucking diamond dick.
>Maybe I don't love her anymore.
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8-Mile
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Event Horizon.
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Not Without My Daughter
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inside job
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Me and Earl and The Dying Girl
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Jeff, who lives at home
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>>676660310
Same. Has to be incest at a minimum, regular shit ... I try and it just goes soft. Ive tried weening off of it but the frustration is so intense.

Crap this is supposed to be a lol thread.
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Gone in 60 seconds
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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
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>>676658049
Dead and Buried.
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All things big and small
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A girl walks home alone at night
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>>676660310
I have the same issue, but I've lonly been with one chick. It's not like I was chronically masturbating to porn, or looking at weird shit like that, just could never figure out why I had such a hard time finishing. I can only remember one really good time blowing a load out of maybe 10.
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>>676660408
ha ha ha ha, got me. Thats awesome
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>>676660827
You have to eat all the eggs
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Step Into Liquid
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>>676659867
>>676659964
I think it's a fapping too much issue.
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Toy Story 4. Hasn't happened yet
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Wrist cutters: A Love Story
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12 Years A Slave
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>>676661119
is 3 times a day too much
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Dallas Buyers Club
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>>676658049
Gone with the Wind
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Teeth
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the dark Knight rises
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30 minutes or less
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The Happening
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Shrek
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>>676661119
>deathgrip
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>>676658489
>>676659818
you guys are each tremendous faggots
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Rush Hour
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>>676661212
If it is I'm fucked.
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Inception
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Silent hill
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>>676658049
Cinderella Man
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Hobo with a Shotgun
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Corpse Bride
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The Ranger, the Cook, and the hole in the sky
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>>676661119
I was scared of this the first time I got a blowjob. I couldn't finish. I also had been masturbating once a day for a year. Thankfully I found looking in being a bottom so it doesn't matter now.
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>>676660856
Yea current girl I'm with just wasnt doing it for me. Shes a great girl and we get along amazingly. But first time, damn near 3 hours of sex and wasnt going far.
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Bee movie
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>>676659499
lmao
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Little children
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my cousin vinny
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>>676661402
Ha
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>>676658049
>Red October
You know what red I'm talking bout boi
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The dead zone
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>>676661731
She must absolutely suck in bed. Dayum.
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>>676661308
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>>676661731
It was my first girlfriend, and she broke up with me, but thanks for giving me hope that its not just me!
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Me myself, and I
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Stop or my mom will shoot
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O Brother Where Art Thou
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>>676661975
naw shes a freak and all. Willingly goes down on me, swallows, but for some unknown reason. It just aint doing nothing for me.
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>>676659499
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Predator
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Apocalypse Now
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>>676661651
u n d e r r a t e d
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as for me;
the purge
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3 Men and a Baby
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>>676662380
fuck off redditfag
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United 93. Her asshole being played by Pennsylvania in that film.
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>>676662424
little lady would have been better choice
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>>676658049
Enter the Dragon
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the shunned house
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>>676662818

Babies can't verbally accuse anyone.
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From dusk till dawn
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The Game
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Star wars
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daddy day care
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Mission impossible
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Dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood
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>>676658049
Big Trouble in Little China
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fear and loathing in las vegas
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Snatch
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>>676658049
Gone Girl
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A Series of Unfortunate Events
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SAW
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>>676658049
Dances with Wolves
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rubber
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Human Centipede
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what's eating gilbert grape
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terminator
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enter the dragon

bruce lee
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Runaway Bride
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Alone in the Dark
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Gone in 60 seconds
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corpse bride
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>>676658049
Holes.
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>>676658049
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop
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Groundhog day
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Mouse Hunt
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>>676658049
V for vendetta
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>>676658049
Big Trouble In Little China
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Old yeller
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>>676658049

Blue Sunshine
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>>676658049
She's the man
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Bone tomahawk
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castaway
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>>676667197
Lovely bones
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Toy Story
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>>676658049
A Bridge too Far
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Failure to Launch
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Holes
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Chasing Amy
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A New Hope
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UP
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>>676658049
Home Alone
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Pixels
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Expendables
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Clear and Present Danger
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>>676668449
That's rough anon
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High
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>>676658049
The Cave
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Seven heads in a duffle bag
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benchwarmers
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>>676658049
Once upon a time
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>>676658822
Checked Bateman. Nice tan.
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Friends With Benefits
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Equinox
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>>676658049
>Never Been Kissed
>Fast and the furious
>30 minutes or less.
The list goes on
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>>676658049
Weekend at Bernies
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Octopussy.

Don't ask.
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The Judge...
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Gone in 60 seconds
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Every given Sunday
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Bringing Up Baby
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Minority report
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101 Dalmatians
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a Serbian Film
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the last witch hunter
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Toy Story
(Prob already been posted hehe
Fast and furious -1
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Fury
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Factory Girl
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Kangaroo Jack?
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12 years a slave
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>>676670237
MODS!!!
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average at best
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The drifter
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All About My Mother
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The Dying Thread
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VHS
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>>676662097
>mfw snuck into this when I was 10
>mfw i have no face
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>>676658792
That's a GREAT flick to watch when you're stoned.
I didn't think anyone else had ever heard of it.
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Bad Grandpa
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>>676659148
you dense motherfucker
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>>676658049
Peewee Herman's Big Adventure
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>>676658049
No sex life

But my love is:
The Nightmare on Elm Street
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The Lone Survivor
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>>676658049
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Gone Girl
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Mission Impossible
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Spy kids
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Gigantic: A Tale of Two Johns
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Deep impact
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repulsion
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can i use porn move?
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Snakes on a Plane
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Band of the Hand
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>>676658049
'Shes just not that into you"
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8 Seconds
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a clock work orange
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Anything Dane Cook.

Because I don't know when to pull out.
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While You Were Sleeping
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Sad movie
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Dazed and Confused
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The Conjuring.
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>>676658049
Die Hard
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The Hateful Eight
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>>676658049

12 Monkeys
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>>676675188

Dubs speaks truth
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John Dies at the End
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Alone In The Dark
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Deep impact
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12 Angry Men
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Big Trouble In Little China
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Whiplash
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The Whole Nine Yards
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cool hand Luke
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Hot Tub Time Machine
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Exorcism
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The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
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Strangers
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>>676680651
same :(
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The Nutty Professor
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Throw Momma From the Train
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>>676678839
heyyooo
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The h8ful eight
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you're next
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Freddy Got Fingered
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>>676662060
Sauce ?
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Boyhood
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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>>676658049
Dr. No
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Nonexistent
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1645119/
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Predator
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>>676658049
The hand
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The babadook
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Serenity

I think im going to go rewatch all of firefly now.
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knocked up
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Hood of Horror
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the zero theorem
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Leprechaun in the Hood
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click
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There will be blood
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>>676658049
Manos, the hands of fate.
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>>676658049
frankenweenie
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>>676658049
To Have and To Have Not
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>>676658049
Why the Fuck is this so hard for you?

Staring one good looking but socially inept aspie

If only he could act like a normal person.
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Home alone
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>>676684289
How?
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Freaky Friday
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>>676659249
Top kek
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The Punisher
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The hole
Gf let me use only one
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>>676658049
Deadpool
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