alright /b/. had too many nights of existential crysis in a row. ready to join the forever nothing. how should i an hero? painless preferred but if someone lands a trips ill do whatever it says.
>>676646308
Join Isis
>>676646771
** must be doable tonight
tired of living not gonna prolong it. if this thread dies without a trips or a good painless way im just gonna go jump of the 4 story place uptown a couple blocks
-trashcan
>>676646308
Sage goes in all fields.
You have so much potential. It would be a waste.
I can only give a virtual hug but existential crysis will come and go.
Get the fuck off b and talk with your family.
>>676646308
What if you streamed it for all the good people of /b/ to see?
>>676646308
Killing self is bad
>>676646308
Self-pwn with a shotgun. Stream it, obvs.
>>676647477
theyre shitty
>>676647598
maybe
>>676647709
who cares
>>676647477
>Get the fuck off b and talk with your family.
>b
>>676647776
I just missed quads. I should probably an hero too.
>>676647776
damn that woulda been cool, i might do it just cause you got 777
>>676646308
Suicide by cop. Threaten him with a fake gun so he pulls his real one and puts your ass down. You get the bonus that once he realizes you were waving a plastic fake piece around, he'll probably have to go to counseling and shit to get over what he did to you.
even though there is nothing after death, it makes no difference if you just stay alive, so don't do it, op
>>676648239
dark. i like it. the cops around here are scarce though. i live in a shitty little village in ohio. id have to search to for a few hours to find one patrolling
>>676646308
Take over the world.
>>676646308
Hook up mask to helium tank, ive heard its painless. Wouldnt know havent tried, obviously.
>>676648437
re roll
>>676648334
lots more pain to look forward too,
or nothing.
hmm
>>676648500
re re roll
>>676648437
roll
STREAM STREAM SUICIDE STREAM
exit bag. while singing a sad song
Dress up like a nazi soldier and shoot yourself with a Luger in middle of the street
>>676648493
Why is that so obvious? /b/ is full of failures.
>>676648509
but you can find happiness. there's so much in this world anon
Pick the most painful suicide option available to you. This is YOUR death. This is your last moment on Earth. Don't ease through it like a pussy. Enjoy your pain. Enjoy the last thing you'll ever feel you miserable, pathetic waste of fuck.
>>676646308
A classic shotgun blast straight through the head is always the best way, no matter how unoriginal it ism
Also, stream it.
>>676649238
If you're going to be a faggot, go do it in a trap thread or something instead of here.
Drink apple juice till your stomach explodes
>>676646771
this but do it to infiltrate then an hero the shit outta mecca
>trips get
Turkey bag helium duck tape
>>676649349
thank you
Jump from the highest point of your local police station and land on your head.
Set yourself on fire in public and scream "Satan needs more /b/trards hail 4chan"
Become a caped vigilante using gardening tools as your crime fighting tools hopefully some kills you quickly or youll have too live with the weight of jusice on your shoulders
Eat 20 bars of soap
>>676650705
Rules 1 and 2, newfag.
Drink a bottle glycerine and then parachute 50 grams of potassium permanganate. See if you either spontaneously combust, or fire shoots out your throat.
Either way it'll be stylish.
Get AIDS from being raped by a pack of wild niggers.
>>676651398
>>676648409
You should come up to Detroit. There are a ton of jobs right now, and it's more interesting than Ohio.
An existential crisis arises when you must make a moral choice about the person you want to be. At that instant you must come to terms with all that your parents, your society, your religion, and your education have paved a path to pre-determine your universal decision.
In the existential universe, you alone are responsible for your choice. Determine what kind of human you want to be and act accordingly.
I have have had scotch and popbcorn. and I am going to bed now.
If you kill yourself you're a coward. Cant take what life's giving you so you go out like a bitch. Disgraceful.
>>676651477
Check'd
Old age.
Get some help, and not from 4chan you cowardly motherfucker.
I swear, if this gets trips...
>>676646308
Step 1. Jump into an elephant cage.
Step 2. Poke the elephant
>>676651165
That's the fun part
>>676651666
Check'd
>>676651666
win
>>676646308
who is that guy in the picture?
>>676651666
OH SHIT
Toaster with paper in it under your bed stream it
If it's about the idea that the universe is a simulation, don't worry I disproved that.
>>676651666
satan commands you OP
Psychosis looks good on you anon
If I get trips you don't kill yourself instead, you treat yourself to Subway
If OP actually does it, then OP is truely a faggot
>>676652211
Check'd
Don't an hero op, just do some crazy shit instead, you know, just for fun because fuck it.
If you won't heed my advice though, helium is the best way to go.
>>676651666
Bitch, I'm fucking Lucifer bitch, welcome to hell.
Create a sludge and put it into the water supply.
Ive always wanted to kill myself because of my shit life. Make sure its memorable.
If this post ends with the number 7 don't do it
>>676652199
check'd
>>676651666
SATAN COMMANDS IT
Die of old age.
>>676651663
How the fuck they rate the agony?
>>676652599
>>676652622
>>676652014
How is it disproven?
if trips spend all your money on a drugfueled rampage that ends with suicide by cop
Personally you shouldn't do it anon,but If you could do something on that list and stream it do it.
Death by cop via car chase, crash into as many cars as possible.
anon just do some shit
go travel the world, get a one way ticket somewhere and just fucking go
like to some huge forest or something, amazing fucking cool places to see and you should explore em then die
>>676646308
The romans had a nice and simple way. Stab themself throu the ribs directly to the heart.
Is so fast that you wount feel shit. Use a good iron knife, if the shitty blade brokes before you finish... you gonna have a bad time.
Or you can hang for one more day and see how about tomorrow.
>>676652999
FUCKING DO IT FAGGOT
>>676652999
winrar
>>676652999
check'd
>>676652999
Witnessed
>>676653077
dubs of truth
go adventuring nigger
>>676652999
WINRAR
>>676646308
I f you do deliver, can you at least tell us why are you having an existential crisis? If it is about life essentially having no meaning don't worry, you get used to the thought. Just don't overthink stuff.
>>676646308
>>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1aFlZUTiEDU
>>676653111
double check'd
>>676652999
YESS I DID IT PLZ DELIVAR OP
>>676653111
another trips?
>>676651666
so? OP? u dead already?
>>676646308
Stream it.
>>676649462
>stop making people feel better hurr durr
>>676652999
God dammit /b/
>>676653544
The second you jump you will panic and think really fast thoughts in your brain and realise you don't want to actually do it and all that shit was just some dumb fucking phase that will pass over you. Everyone has a god damn existential crisis you pussy I'm still going through one basically and I'm not going to fucking end my life, who gives a shit if you will never be anything in life. Find what makes you happy and do that. Just go out for a ride in your car tonight and just drive and think about if you really want to do this. The ending of your life isn't the end of the world just your life. Everyone will move on. You happen to be alive in one of the most (so far) exciting points of humanity to be alive in with all that's going on. Jesus Christ I'd hate to fucking see you in the medieval days I don't know how you'd get through one day without killing yourself because you are bored. You are born in this special point of humanity and what you decided to do with that is off yourself. K.
>>676652199
I agree he should try to eat an oncoming train.
Just hang yourself and stream it.
At least you will be making everyone in here happy for a bit.
If i get quads don't do it
>>676653544
Yeah, basically. Fuck off back to Facebook, normalfag.
Hang yourself while chanting muslim shit.
Make sure to stream it too so it becomes famous.
>>676646308
Read Sarte
>>676651458
>kys newfag
>>676646771
this. if you were really tired of living you wouldn't give a fuck about it long enough to post, so use the remaining life force you have to post on /b/ with to fuck the world up a little worse for everyone else.
>>676651666
>>676652999
>>676653111
>>676653751
stream it for us
>>676648493
prove it