ITT: Wishes posted in this thread will be granted, but only if

i wish op is raped tonight

>>676643931
Please, set me up with some college money

>>676644173
fuck

I wish for everything to be better.

i wanna get rich

i wish you would fuck me with consent

>>676643931
I wish for more wishes

I just want a hug

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>>676643931
Here's ya moot and fuck your doubles.

Genie I wish for your freedom

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>>676645177
Dang

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I wish to have a new qt 3.14 gf

I wish this injury would go away and I would have a 10/10 qt bitch

I wish I could be happy

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i want to be a neet sadboy weeabo fashion icon rap god and spend every moring getting high and making beats and evey night fucked up and banging hipster girls on my tour bus

>>676645544
wish granted

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>>676645762
lol what a loser

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>>676645284
It's unsettling how smooth that shoop is.

>>676645465
Rolling for both of us Anon

I want a girlfriend who I find attractive and she loves me back as much as I love her

I wish i was black for 1 hour

>>676643931
I wish i was happy

i wish to see the world burn

>>676643931
I needz the money m8 gimme dubs

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>>676646322
>Shiiiieeeet

>>676646322
How's that going?

>>676643931
i hope m00t comes back just to rape OP and leave again

>>676646460
>>676646494
This thread is a lie, I'm still white

1 qt3.14 for me please

I wish I won the lottery

i wish for dank memes

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To find an attractive gf who's rational at least 80% of the time.
that or get rich

I wish OP wasn't a faggot.

>>676643931
i wish for a fucking job to call me back

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Someone photoshop this kid

>>676647022
Congrats

kill myself

>>676647022
Dubs because you gotta call THEM, lazyass.

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>>676647022

>>676647022
It shall be done

>Actually in the same situation, just keep applying man, someones gotta call.

>>676647129
I DO but they've all told me to wait or that some 3rd party company does the hiring

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>>676646877
Dubs confirmed. BRB gonna buy lottery ticket

>>676643931
I wish Snacks would be back

>>676647366
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>>676647366
OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT

A qt gf to be a lazy with

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I wish.. MY FUCKING MOM LOVED ME! I TRIED SO HARD TO BE GOOD MOM! FUCK YOU!


I wish for a jug of bleach

who are moot and snoots

>>676643931
i just want a job fam.

*snacks lol brainfart

>>676647836
Did you really ask who moot was-
..
>newfag detected

>>676643931
Rollin for moot

i wanna have fun

>>676643931
Get me a 4chan pass eh?

I want to win the lottery!

Gib me da pussi

Get myself a happy life and stuff

i'd like an internship asap

I wish for most offensive porn.

>>676648321
Rollin

>>676648288
hi i read ur resimay want a internship on my dick

>>676648288
rly?

>>676646047
that ain't no shop
you better shoop da woop

I wish for a pic of your balls being stapled. With timestamp.

>>676647836
>newfaggot confirmed
Get >>>/out/

>>676643931
Please let my mom suck my dick. That would be so rad

>>676648511
DELIVER

>>676648721
ill staple my balls to ur fourhead

hiro

>>676643931
I wish to have whatever I want forever.

>>676648511
Fuck that shit, my scrotum ain't getting stapled

I wish for anon to get his balls stapled instead

>>676643931
Give me a hot girlfriend

>>676648957
OP is full of lies and disappoint

Whising op 10k$

>>676646656
What if you got QUADS

I want to be skinny and wealthy

>>676646656
jump in a fire and your skin will change colour

Rolling for OP to streak L down the street and livestream

I die right now, but go to heaven.
>inb4 fag

>>676643931
Why would you want that faggot back. He abandoned us fucking twice and you roodypoo candy-asses are still riding his dick

>>676649430
Rolling on this.

Op suck my clit.

I wanna make money doing nothing

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BRING BACK /g/
THE OLD ONE

I want op to kill himself

I wanted to marry my true love.

I wish [insert romantic interest here] would love me...

>literally anyone will do
>I'm desperate

I wish she'd call me.

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To stop being such a fat ass

>>676650485
>>>/hm/ is essentially the same as old >>>/g/

>just go there faggot

I wish zombie Anne Frank would give me a blowjob and let me cum in her pussy

I wish for the power of triangles!

i want to forget what a homunculus is

>>676651877
Wish granted, what the fuck can you do with that power?

>>676651939
You can't

>>676651989
I have no fucking idea, maybe make triangles appear out of thin air?

I wish to sleep forever

>>676643931
I want to thrive like a madafaken rich person;!!!!!!

>>676652107
Wow, that's actually pretty cool.
What can you fucking actually accomplish with that?...

I wish life wasn't shit

>>676652222
Winrar

>>676652222
>Asks for dubs, gets quads....
WHAT DO WE DO NOW???

>>676652222
K. Nice quadriceps

>>676643931
i want succ

I want a job.

I want my wife to let me fuck her in the ass.

I wish OP would get anal fucked

>>676652222
Wish denied

>>676652278
Ummm....
Spawn a triangle large enough above a country I hate and obliterate it?

I want my friend to be happy again and not depressed

I want winky to stop fucking with my head

>>676643931
Lose all my fears and be in better shape than Duane the rock Johnson.

I wish to win the lottery so I don't have to worry about money soon as in the next month

>>676648957
no, you.

Have Donald Trump be the next president of the United States.

i want de sex

>>676652618
No

>>676653116
You'll be a virgin forever. :(

Sex pls

i wish to be in a relationship

Can I always get dubs when I post on 4Chan?

I'd really like to be able to wish for anything I want at anytime