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>>676633418
Well, it's due tuesday and this friday is the only day I actually have off. School weds-thurs, work sat-sun-mon
>>676633929
Why do you need a hug, anyways?
>>676632640
>2D better than 3D
>2 Dicks better than 1 Dick
>Cute animals better than ugly people
It's frankly self-evident
I want taste dick, but am now engaged. where did it all go wrong?
>>676634390
You really fucked up, fam
I wonder if I send an email but accidentally delete it, if it still sent.
>>676634255
It's so much better.
>>676633622
I like porn better
>>676634171
wow, being nefel is suffering
>>676634667
The moment you hit the send button, it's gone into the recipients inbox. Google tried some simple "recall" functionality, but it didn't really catch on. So it sent.
>>676634235
Because I'm a sad lonely fucker.
>>676634390
Party's over. Enjoy your penis funeral er, wedding
Trump is wrecking Anderson Cooper right now.
>>676634590
I mean, I love her, but pretty bummed out I never got the chance to fuck around. she does know this though, so maybe she'll let me have a fun night at some point.
>>676634860
Then check your emails.
>>676634710
Like I said man, there's nothing wrong with that. Por is pretty sweet.
>>676634867
I'll hug you, guy.
>>676634927
Just have one anyway. Sounds like it would benefit your relationship. Feeling repressed is very unhealthy.
>>676635036
Not as sweet as your booty,
>>676634867
>Because I'm a sad lonely fucker.
Aww, don't worry dude, we love you! Come out here and I'll hug the shit out of you. Then we'll go for a bike ride!
>>676634949
Oh, haha. Well there you go, I responded.
>>676635340
Good, I like our conversation so far.
Needs more Maru talking about oral.
>>676635298
I can only assume that you're the same person from before that offered their lap?
>>676635340
>>676635462
Now kiss
>>676635534
Soon. Maybe.
Furries are subhuman.
>>676635253
true. she'd probably be up for a 3some
>>676634753
Yeah. I've managed about a third of the questions, but there's still ~20 hours of work left.
It is my own laziness though, I should have been doing it over the course of weeks
>>676635520
My lap is always open for cuties to sit on.
Gays and furries really dont deserve human rights.
>>676635462
Aww, me too! :D
>>676635534
Mwah!
>>676635636
Hey bby, how u doin?
Freklz is literally the worst.
it's true
>>676635822
Nibi, you're like an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, engulfed in a conundrum.
brb family
>>676635693
Yeah I've been there. I procrastinate pretty hard with papers usually, only really getting substantial amounts of work done when I run out of time.
>>676635846
>>676635846
>>676635846
>>676635846
>>676635846
>>676635938
No, that's just his cavernous anus.
>>676635824
shoes need to be off
>>676635502
I can talk about oral all day, man. Only reason I almost feel bad about not meeting up with someone today.
>>676635741
There's another problem right there.
>>676636073
Nibi is tight as a drum.
>>676636079
Nonsense, thigh highs with Converse is sexy!
nibi's pretty straightforward honestly
>>676635938
No, im pretty simple, boring, and predictable.
You're just a dumb fuck.
>>676636178
What problem?
>>676636248
I guess they're ok every once in a while. but paws r best.
>>676636265
>You're just a dumb fuck.
Nibi, you're so hostile towards everyone, it's almost like you don't want us to love you.
welp gotta go somewhere be back later hopefully my darling will be around so I can make freklz throw up with jealousy after seeing our pure connection that he will never have
>>676635824
Do you come here often?
>>676636327
You assume I'm a cutie. Or that I would have any interest in doing what you suggest if I were one.
literally crying
>>676636484
He only pushes people away that he wants to fuck.
fuck you furry faggots
freklz isn't the worst, he's just trying really hard to be
>>676635974
Yeah that is how I am with papers. This was just like, a shitload of questions though. I can't just channel the Bullshit Gods for 3 hours and pump out something.
>>676636489
Sorry, I'll be gone in half an hour
>>676636484
That is quite plainly presented as my aim.
Do any of you homos live near New York?
>>676636588
I'm certain you're a cutie and I'm sure you like the cuddles!
>>676636550
All the time. Porn is love. Porn is life.
>>676636673
I knew it! Come to me, Nibi! You know what your heart desires!
>>676636682
Hi
>>676636709
And yet here we are, surrounding and smothering you with our love.
>>676636248
Bare feets are best feets
>>676635534
For future use.
>>676636178
I've only gotten the BF to do it once. He's not a fan of anything involving his mouth.
>>676636719
no.
Hey guys, i drew for the first time and it happened to be sad judy in her apartment door when she got cement on her feet, what do you think?
>>676636248
agreed on both accounts
why do 12 strings sound so good?
>>676636350
Hey dude
>>676636871
Thanks, I couldn't find it
>>676636871
mew
>>676636870
I like you. any more feets/paws?
>>676636869
That picture is god tier.
>>676637048
What's up?
>>676636863
I wish I could stutter a post link
>>676637078
YOU TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN
>>676636869
What do you want, fuck face.
>>676637048
>why do 12 strings sound so good?
Dunno, I suck with music, but god do they!
>>676637153
Tell me about it! Very hot
https://youtu.be/ZXnhQyj9gfI
>>676636857
Not with you, man. Not with you.
>>676636871
Damn, that's really a shame. I do very much miss being able to do that as much as I used to, but I had to smarten up about the way I was going about doing it.
I mean, not exactly all the ways were terribly safe. Still nice experiences, though.
>>676637281
Way too sexual.
>>676637272
What?
>>676637330
ᴸᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ
>>676637010
Quit chickenscratching.
>>676637090
Last one silly its time for work
>>676637369
why not?
>>676637412
never mind I hate you
>>676637274
when get pudding
>>676637281
make me pudding pls
>>676637457
Id fuck your face
>>676637457
You are not worth talking to.
>>676637621
We only have dick pudding.
>>676637369
That's why you get a BF, for free on-demand sucking.
>>676637621
Can't, have to go help carry shit for my mom.
>>676637243
Not much, everything, You know what I mean?
>>676637340
I love mine
>>676637621
Sorry, I ate it all
>>676637666
Dawwww
>>676637675
I have a horrible gag reflex, that would not be pleasant for either of us.
>>676637712
And yet here you are, responding to me.
>>676637804
>I love mine
You play guitar? That's awesome! I played guitar and bass for a while, but never practiced enough. I don't have an ear for music.
>>676637771
whats that?
>>676637793
what about after?
>>676637872
why would you do that? :c
So many 12 year old edgelords in here.
Thank god Easter holiday is over next week.
>>676638184
It's a salty white type of pudding.
>>676637804
I know the feeling. I think I need sleep, but napping is for losers.
Any qldfurs here?
>>676637528
You're uninteresting to me. You only hold my attention long enough to dismiss you.
>>676637793
I can't just get a BF for the sake of sucking dick. I think I remember a comedian saying that's similar to buying a movie theatre for the free popcorn.
>>676638184
It looked too good!
>>676638184
You don't deserve pudding.
>>676637476
get that paper anon.
>>676638488
Don't be mean to wem!
>>676638375
salty doesnt sound good though. i want chocolate
>>676638476
thtas mean :c
>>676638488
youre right. i dont.
>>676637953
I scratch the guitar once in a while
>>676638411
Hey man, I just had a nap!
>>676638466
Then sit on my lap to see just how interesting it gets.
>>676638695
his face looks weird
>>676638446
>qld
ahahahahaha go back to cairns faggot
>>676638739
I'm sorry ;_;
>>676639007
His face is beautiful!
>>676637541
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU
>>676638840
Bye now.
>>676638766
Whenever I nap it makes me feel fucking weird, ya' know? I just feel really really off, but not in a normal way. I don't know
>>676638766
>I scratch the guitar once in a while
That's awesome!
>>676639139
yeah you'd like to huh
>>676639094
he looks lijke cyclops
and I cri way too much over my pudding now
>>676638466
Not with that attitude.
>>676639217
yeah it makes me feel weird too.
>>676639362
which attitude would you prefer
>>676639292
How so?
D-Don't cry, I can get more!
>>676639573
Suck my dick attitude.
>>676639217
I know what you mean. I woke up in a daze myself. still recovering
>>676639218
It's fun. You should pick it up again
Shit, previous post had boobs, ew
>>676639425
At least I'm not the only one.
cancer
cancer everywhere.
>>676639641
>It's fun. You should pick it up again
I wouldn't mind picking up a cheap acoustic and learning to play a few songs.
I'm seriously tone deaf though. I can hear a song as a whole, but individual notes bleed together so bad, it's painful.
>>676639629
fresh out of that
>>676639810
And not a drop to drink.
>>676639305
Jajaja, pls. Getting into a relationship just for the sake of getting some dick access is fairly irresponsible. But yeah, I do keep myself away from that possibility anyway. No shocker there.
>>676639641
All in all, I think napping is trash, and I cannot bring myself to do such an act.
>>676639603
well the angle for his muzzle is different than where his eyes should be.
and you better get more or else
>>676639744
makes me feel like its been two days
>>676635649
HE DID IT
SOMEONE DID IT
THE QUANTUM LEAP
>>676639254
Well, someone has to do the smashing
>>676639157
Come on babe. You know you want to.
nefel omg
>>676640029
How dare you...
>>676639940
WHOSE DICK DID YOU SUCK?
>>676640069
Are you a cyclops?
Or else what?
>>676640304
He only gives rim jobs.
>>676640304
n-no one's
>>676640304
The question is "how many"
>>676640069
It makes me feel like my mouth was raped by an elephant, maybe that's weird. I don't know anymore.
>>676640254
Fight me, luv
>>676640217
You keep giving me easy shots, I'm gonna take them
>>676640356
No i am a wem
and you dont want to know what
>>676640614
like it leaves a rape taste or like your jaw hurts?
i just really want to be a cute cool dickgirl
just like my best friend avery
why doesn't freklz just suck dick and go away?
shush you
>>676640793
I can't help myself
I am too innocent and pure to know what I am saying
why does he just do the first part and stay
>>676640863
I'll get right on it, s-sir.
>>676640863
Rape taste and my teeth feel really fucked for some reason.
>>676640614
Kiss fight. Bring it
>>676641171
When's the wedding?
why can't freklz just give me a hug
>>676641380
>When's the wedding?
Weddings are archaic and unnecessary. As a modern and enlightened man, I find no need to have a government contract dictate my love.
So next month.
>>676641245
damn right you are
>>676641261
thats really weird. :c
you should chew a bunch of gum while you sleep
>>676641380
I dunno man, I'm getting second thoughts.
>>676641755
Perfect
>>676641913
Do you concede? Do I win?
>>676641238
>I am too innocent and pure to know what I am saying
okay I had a chuckle
>>676642111
a maiden's purity is no laughing matter!
>>676641851
I guess I could do something like that, but naps usually aren't something I prepare for.
>>676642079
If it means that I'll have to nap, never
>>676642449
you should always have lots of gum on hand then.
>>676642449
Then battle must commence.
