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I have around 4k jelly beans at my disposal, trips decides

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I have around 4k jelly beans at my disposal, trips decides
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Insert into rectum
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Put some inside your urethra
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All jelly beans into ass
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shove into eurethra, one by one
save 420 for bumhole
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eat until sick or empty
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Plant them to grow beautiful jelly trees
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EAT EVERYTHING!
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eat all in 1 go while recording it
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Cover them in semen and eat
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>>676633396
trips get!
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>>676632864
eat them all
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>>676632864
insert in rectum, remove, then feed to children and / or the homeless
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Jerk off into them an eat them all faggot
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>>676633814
Thats not how trips work
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>>676633396
Do i have to post vomit??
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Insert into rectum

Rolling
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>>676633001
Roll
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beans in pooper
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Melt them down on stovetop. Eat/drink results.
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>>676632864
Up the pooper, 1x1
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Put them all in your asshole
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>>676634182
yep
rolling
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try to flush them down the toilet all at once
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>>676632864
blow it out your ass
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25 in anus for every dubs in this thread.
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flush them down the toilet
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Reroll for jelly trees
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>>676633814
Newfag
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>>676634182
yes you have to record all of it, even if you pass the fuck out
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>>676634683
Rolling
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Put some inside your urethra
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0afpqvazJno

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZIFYy1PNdH
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>>676632864
count them live on a twitch stream 1 by 1
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Eat all of them except for the green ones
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>>676632864
Put them in your bathtub and add some water so it becomes syrupy soup then bath in it while eating and drinking the jelly bean brine
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See how manny u can insert in every hole excluding mouth
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eat them on stream
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>>676634998
So close
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>>676632864
Walk up behind a huge black guy sitting on a park bench and dump them on his head
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stick all in each hole of body, ass, nose, ears, etc
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Fill every toilet in the house
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>>676634928
this
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Dump jelly beans, serving bowl up pooper
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>>676634998
Roll
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>>676634998
so fucking close
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>>676635110
Gah so close, reroll
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>>676635016
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>go to McDonalds
>order whatever the fuck you want
>"will that be all?"
>no
>place 4,000 jelly beans on the counter
>walk out backwards
>click your tongue at cashier as you're about to walk out of door
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place in sock. eat sock.
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spill on floor of a populated area
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put tube up your ass and pour them in
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>>676632864
You said 4k, but the pic is only 1080p? wtf OP
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>>676635198
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>>676634998
Rawl
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>>676635110
Roll
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>>676635214
rerolling for this
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Cum on them.
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>>676632864

Downsample it to 1080p
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fill a bowl with all of them then add hot water, let it froze, give it a bite
timestamp
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>>676634998
Lel this
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>>676635214
Rollin
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>>676635214
i will reroll for this until the end of time
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Eat them all
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Eat them all.
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>>676635214
everyone roll for this
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Dump them in a 4 way intersection and record it.
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Insert all jellybeans into anus with funnel shit them onto your CPU post video or gtfo
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>>676635016
reroll
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insert into nose and blow out hard so they come flying out
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Small amounts at a time, will make new thread once I vomit
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>>676635524
Roll
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>>676635555
jesus christ i did it
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>>676635214
rrrollin
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>>676634998
that post
that image
i was not prepared
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>>676632864
That is not 4k. Not even full hd, what the fuck.
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>>676635214
autobots roll out
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>>676635555
Winnar
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The coconut beans are disgusting
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>>676635555
WINRARRRRR
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Give them out to homeless people
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flush them down the toilet
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>>676635555
waste
>>676635571
stream it at least fag
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>>676635214
roll x 99999
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>>676634896
WHAT IS HE GONA DO
I MUST KNOW
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>>676633814
Found the newfag
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>>676632864
You know the drill...

Shove them all up the pooper like anything else on /b/.
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Make YouTube account. Record yourself eating one jelly bean in each video. Repeat for all 4,000. One video a day.
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>>676635214
fucking roll
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>>676635571
no one got trips faggot
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>>676635714
Can you not count nigga?
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1.- Bath them in peanut butter, ketchup an bean sauce.

2.- Eat them all you faggot.
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Stick your entire genitalia inside the bowl, and just wash them over your dick and balls. Pull the foreskin of your Penis back, and put a lot of jelly beans on the head of your cock and roll the foreskin back over. Then when you've full satisfied yourself with this, feed them to people
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>>676632864
>>676632864
>>676632864


how did you get 4k jelly beans????
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fill a bowl and put it on the oven at 200°C
take some bread and jelly of your beans
make a sandwich
timestamp
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>>676635638
You did it and ruined it at the same time you faggot
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>>676635924
roll rollerino
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blend into a smoothie with milk and drink it
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>>676636029
See >>676635555
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>>676632864
Dump them all in the gas tank of the first car you come across
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One in pee hole or all in anus
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>>676636058
Gag, bro. Haha God damn.
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>>676636058
Roll
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>>676633001
Roll
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>>676632864
Eat them tho, why would you ask in a forum what to do with jelly beans?
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>>676636145
rolling becuz y not
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>>676636058
Absolutely disgusting
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throw them at random niggers outside
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make a youtube video of you counting them one by one
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>>676635855
Quads+ have always counted for trip and dub rolls newfag
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>>676632864
melt them and drink it all
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>>676632864
Count them as you put them in your ass.
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Do nothing with them. Leave them in a bowl for 87 years and never move or touch them.

Pic unrelated.
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>>676636445
reroll
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>>676633001
so fucking close
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>>676636445
Fuck you you FAGGOT you ruined it.
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Leave them on your neighbors doorstep
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Toss that shit from the top of a building
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>>676636458
Roll
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>>676636412
Roll, plus do as if you lost count of them when you're wearing the 3600, then start over
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>>676636458
This
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>>676635555
>winrar
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>>676636058
>>676636445
roll
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>>676636458
Do it
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>>676636753
That's quads, not trips fagget
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>>676634928
Roll
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>>676632864
See how many you can shove down your urethra
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>>676632864
OMG UP THE ASS
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>>676635214
rell
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>>67663483
Checkd
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cum on and eat
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send on to everyone in your area with large envelopes. :)
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>>676636928
Roll
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>>676636458
>be op
>shove 4000 jellybeans up asshole
>try to shit them all out to no avail
>shit rainbows the next day
Fucking Rolling
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>>676637222
Winrar
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1000 in ass, shit them out and eat them. Repeat x4.
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>>676637222
AWWW SHIIIIIIT NIGGER!
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>>676637222
op is too much of a fag to even try to deliver
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Eat all ob dems
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get funnel and use to pour jellybeans into anus
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OP IS A FAG
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