You have just bought a GAY NIGHTCLUB
What will you name your fine establishment?
OP's house
Queer Beer
>>676621699
Buttcrack inn
The Fag Bag
Top Queer
hiv five
>>676621886
kek
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The Man Hole
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The Felch Factory.
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Kikes and Dykes
Adam and Steve's
Boner Soup
Hard Cock Cafe
Zwanzibar
Slick Willys
Poles and Pipes.
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Slamshaft and Crankstank's
>>676621699
lol I thought those dudes were barbie figurines at first.
The Bannered Mare
The Male Box
Snakes
invisible pink unicorn
An interesting dance setlement
Fudge Packing Factory
the empty closet
Stallions
Straight To Hell
>>676623608
Once I make enough money trading with the Khajiit caravans, I'm going to buy the Bannered Mare from Hulda.
>>676622738
Slightly underrated
Brown 'N Rods
The Debriefing Room
Mouthful (And were not talking about the drinks ;) )
Nuts and Bolts
Isis
Remake it into a sports bar
The Tight End
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The Purple Turtle (pronounced Poiple Toitle)
Anal Atrium
1337 hackers fudge packers
The Tip
Sausage fest
The Docking Bay
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For sale
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Le Queer
The Full Blown
Atomic Wangler
>>676624217
Kek
>>676623773
High Intensity Volume bar
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'Benito's'
The theme will be Mussolini's fascist Italy but with a cock sucking twist.
Mine will be a karaoke weed bar ass well, called "dongs, bongs, and songs"
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born this way
Ram-a-dan
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Broken Inn
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No rags on fags
The Cockpit
Bitanic
>>676624443
KEK!! Love it xD
Long John Cena's
Buttaclan Theatre
>>676624326
Damn, you beat me to it.
Swedish Embassy
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The Bug Hut.
4chan
Pee Wee's Playhouse
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Between a Cock and a Hard Place
OP's House
>>676624443
Signe me up I love 2 out of the 3 things and I never sang at a karaoke b4
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Paddy's Rub
The Glory Hole
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Queer Factor
9gag.
/pol/
>>676625197
kek
Mr Sulu's
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/mlp/
Mad Max Glee: Beyond Thunderbone
Assholes & Elbows
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Pumping station. Chek'd
The Gas Chamber
Gerkins place
The Blue Oyster Bar.
DANT DA NANANA NAA
Roosters
fuck
>>676623887
Chug 'N Tug
The White Swallow
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The Loose Caboose
Numberphile
>>676621699
/pol/
The Fellowship.
It'll be a nautically themed gay bar down on 9th street.
The Fractured But Whole
>>676624701
fucking autismo
The Gay Nightclub
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anise-anus
>for those that enjoy mixing the pleasure of taste and flesh
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The Stuffit Inn
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Feel it Cumming in the Air Tonight
>hey javier, wanna go Feel It Cumming in the Air Tonight?
>you know it darling
Bare Grylls
The Jock.
>>676622657
Already exists in Chicago.
The Cox Box
>>676621699
I'd make it classy and shot. Give it a nice French name for lesbians and call it
>Les Bos
>>676626720
underrated post
>>676626979
Tell me more about your gay bar experiences
>>676621699
Club Baby Seal
Mohammed's
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G Man's Pound Town
>>676626720
The joint.
Might as well have a gay name if the place is full of faggots.
>>676627248
Its Hydrate these days, usually, and sucks because its all rich daddies and obnoxious little fags. Jackhammer is pretty cool if you want the dirty, ugly, rough, old school flavor. It also has the advantage of a hotel, leather shop, and bathhouse being include. Plus The Hole if thats your thing. And theres a dungeon down the block.
And tacos next door.
Fuck, its like rough trade taken to the next level. Its what Christians imagine when they think "gay bar," but aren't creative enough to actually smell.
>>676624761
Come on anon.
The Butt Hut is clearly better
XBone
>>676627090
lol "les bues" translates to "The Drunks"
We dem bois
>>676621699
Serve Chinese food and drinks and hire Asian men. Call it "Long Wang".
>it's punny because "Long" is chinese for "dragon", and "Wang" is a common name, so to a Chinese person it's something innocent like "Bob the Dragon"
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The Docking Station
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Bang Kok