Waifu claiming thread. Thanks Mods edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Ruby claimed. Cute and deadly
>>676619910
I feel slightly worried all the sudden
Fast claim
>>676620030
claimed
Emi claimed for Emianon<3
>Rubyanon
Obligatory claim.
>>676619466
Goodnight, Stocking-kun. Sleep warm and well.
>>676619395
I don't even fucking know.
>>676619204
Goodnight, Tats. Sleep warm and well.
>>676619035
Aww, you're a sweet fella, Fran.
Up to anything right now?
>>676620090
Okay, don't really care.
Claimed
Gf is hatin' on me for not working on the basement
How's everyone else doing
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Still lurking I guess
Nice to have the copypasta back
lol what the fuck is going on
Misato claimed.
>inb4 404
Everyone to the steam chat, I want to play games and y'all are here making me tab out.
"I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood" - George S. Patton
Yui claim
>inb4 mods 404 you cause they hate
Im fapping to your waifus.
/waifu/ lives to see another sunrise
>>676620194
yeah but even though i'm new here i can bet that waifu threads have been through rough shit, but they always make it out.
at least i hope
Ayy
chart is nearing completion
still need a good pic for Atago
>claimed
Shock is back. None of you probably care.
Just wanted to let you know that it's most likely 1-2 of ''us that are trying to shitpost you guys, most of us don't even care enough about you people to give a fuck.
Have a nice day from your friendly Uncle Adolf.
Whoops, didn't link.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Waifuislajfu
>>676620348
I want to hug st (alk)ocking so bad...
>>676620439
what is this chart you speak of?
>Homu-chan claimed
>>676620372
Why every Misato in anime is a cool character.
>>676620348
Oh, sorry to hear that, Stocking-kun. Glad to still see you lurking though, sorry that you can't sleep.
>pats
>>676620439
Damn, still working on it? Bet it's gonna be good.
>>676620194
>>676620200
>>676620245
>>676620290
>>676620341
>>676620348
>>676620357
>>676620365
>>676620372
>>676620394
>>676620418
>>676620424
>>676620439
>>676620480
>>676620540
Welcome back!
>>676620222
Even when she isn't here Emi still gets Trips
Matsushima Michiru
Claiming best girl
>>676620497
Wwhere does your quote end
>"us
>no end quotatio
hi everyone
>>676620439
thank god :^)
Enjoy your last fucking days on my based /b/.
You'll soon enough bath in the same shit as furfags and cloppers.
>>676620245
YOU CAN'T FUCKING CLAIM ME, NIGGER
Fremy claimed again<3
>>676620785
Roger that, friendo.
>>676620569
If there's anyone I want to give a hug to, it's Marie Rose!
Reel it in<3
>>676620623
Heh, don't worry about it
Still early hours for me!
Hunger Games
First 24
>Haru-chan is the Hoshi of this place
now I'm intrigued how autistic he is here and why he is manufacturing this shitstorm of stupidity
>>676620290
You deserve it!
>>676620424
We'll never die! Unlike you, and like my necrons.
Sorry, you are just walking into these...
>>676620669
Thanks m80!
>>676620480
I care :^)
>>676620341
Pretty good just chilling, what about you?
>Best idol claimed
>>676620424
I havn't seen a Reimuthread for a while.
I hope theres one today.
>>676620497
Uncle Adolf will I have prosperous blitzkriegs?
>>676620348
Criminally adorable.
>>676620439
Is Yui in this chart? I must know.
>>676620785
Furfags, cloppers, and /hg/ fags are all in the same place right now, and we arent. Does that make us better?
>Ananas
Someday you'll make the first move, deary.
>>676620785
Okay.
Want to claim or something?
>>676620745
...Some sneaky jew stole it from me.
>>676620783
why is her eyebrow so fucking weird?
So much commotion in the threads lately.
>>676621067
>no quote
"There is one great thing that you men will all be able to say after this war is over and you are home once again. You may be thankful that twenty years from now when you are sitting by the fireplace with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what you did in the great World War II, you won't have to cough, shift him to the other knee and say, "Well, your Granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana." No, Sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say, "Son, your Granddaddy rode with the Great Third Army and a Son-of-a-Goddamned-Bitch named Georgie Patton!" - George S. Patton
>>676620785
Oh shit! Fuck! I'm spooked.
Gonna make a thread saying you hate us?
Gonna post pornographic pics of our characters?
Oh no. You'll really show us
>bathe in the same shit as furfags.
I'm not a furry. I don't participate in those threads. But there's like 4 right now, so they're doing okay.
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Well, I am back
Holy shit what is going down here? I went away for a bit and all of a sudden everyone is going apeshit.
What >>676620785 said
Looks like I'll have to bring back my folder.
You know the drill, didgeridoos or spammed to death.
I purged the cancer that was HG of /b/, I'll do the same with these threads.
Abigail = Waifu 4 Laifu
>>676620864
Hey Fremy!
>>676621116
It's not Chakia weird though
>>676621415
Hey lain!
There's a falseflagger going around right now trying to get your threads deleted and attempting to pin it on /trash/hg. Fair warning.
>>676620975
I didn't start this, I swear.
>>676621415
And you never should.
Surrender is never an option.
Death before dishonor
>>676621067
The NATO is cracking down on Blitzkriegs, so you won't have any for a good twenty years, atleast.
>>676621517
You are a god among men.
Clammed.
>>676621517
Godspeed, you glorious faggot
>>676621693
Dude, maybe you should not do this stuff here, you might get banned
Claiming Parse for best girl.
>>676621517
>I purged the cancer that was HG of /b/
No the mods did that, dipshit. Only the newfags of hg who had never been to b/ were scared of your shit.
>>676621538
Hello!
How was your day?
>>676621693
>so you won't have any for a good twenty years, atleast.
>twenty years
>mfw
>>676621559
Affirmative.
Solid copy
>>676621071
Ananas. Too scared to do it yourself.
"Remember that the enemy is just as frightened as you are, and probably more so. They are not supermen." - George S. Patton
>>676621559
kek
The butthurt is that real?
>>676621620
"Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to an American" - George S. Patton
>>676621693
Thats not good. I just stocked up on StuH 42s and a couple of Tiger Porches! I was going to take France in under 3 weeks!
>>676621517
Pretty impossible to do at this point, this is a 24/7 circle jerk, if we were afraid of you we would already be off this board.
VAPE NAYSH YALL!! IF YOU ARE A TRUE MEMBER OF THE NATION SEND THIS TO 30 OF YOUR BIGGEST CLOUD RIPPERS THAT YOU KNOW GO GREEN EVERYONE 420 BLAZE IT FUCKING KILL ME LET'S MAKE THE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN WEED MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND
>>676620916
Still worried, can't stop me. Hope you at least get some sleep tonight!
>>676621051
Eh, not really. Thank you though.
What up boyos???
>>676621517
>>676621736
>>676621822
Samefag check
So someone is mad about our threads, and for what? We aren't hurting anybody, they can easily ignore them.
MAYBE IF YOU FUCKERS IGNORED THE PIECES OF SHIT STIRRING UP ANGER THEN THEY WOULD BE GONE, BUT NO, YOU HAVE TO GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO REPLY TO ALL THE OBVIOUS BAIT IN THE THREAD. SERIOUSLY GUYS. HOW HARD IS IT?
God damn.
>>676621517
Please upload your folder for us.
See you later, folks. I'll be on Steam if anyone needs me.
sup /b/
I heard there was a bunch of faggy ass little fucking girls in this thread getting their sensitive little feelings hurt because of some shitposting, so I came here to hurt your bitch feelings even more by adding to the shitposting. Are you degenerate asshole lickers ready for the shit? It's fucking coming right now in the shape of my text smelling of pure shit. I'm going to make a new entry thread with a picture of some autistic child on my face, then I'm going to let it fill up with the 48 tributes, and then I'm going to delete the thread and create a new one. I will infinitely repeat the process until these fucking games are killed like the cancer they are, and I will fucking succeed in my plan. I will wipe the cancerous likes of Ryona, Fumi, Adachi, Littlefaggot, King Cuck, Hoshit, Faggot Russian, Foot Fetishist, Thanks for hosting Yuno, Fagbrose, and any other faggots that might think they're relevant off the face of this fucking board. You're all fucking shit and I will destroy you fucking wankers.
>>676622302
>>676622249
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>676622320
I am also surprised at how much attention this is getting,
>>676622369
Take care dude! See ya around
>>676622429
Don't do this.
>>676620916
Tfw we will never hug. But we cannshakr hand-kuns hand
>marie rose
Just getting out of the shower so my hand is a little wet
>>676622442
That's even sadder, get a hobby, all of you.
>>676622130
Don't underestimate him. If he was able to drive off HG of /b/ he most likely will be able to do the same with y'all.
>>676621904
O went whitewater kayaking today!
>>676622273
Nah m8, you do!
>>676621840
That's alright, anon. Was done anyway. Thanks for the warning do, f.am
>>676622307
people will always complain that anime is on an anime focused website
>>676622583
I kinda wanna see what he'll do
"We have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-bitches we're going up against. By God, I do." - George S. Patton
>>676622369
Goodbye anon. Have a quote!
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
>>676622429
Have a quote. You're not you when you're not educated!
"Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
>>676622429
>waah people are enjoying themselves
>im not so i better ruin their fun
Claimed faggots
Eve claimed.
Hi!
>>676622429
Lololololololo.you seem to be more bothered about us then we are of you
>>676622633
keep deluding yourself.
HG died because of the mods and the violation of a Global Rule
I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS
Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming
Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come
Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger
and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD
HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING
I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES
and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
EVERY DAY THIS FREAKING HAPPENS
EVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS
YOU FILTHY DOG
GO HOME
FUCK KOREA
NIGGER COUNTRY
>>676622585
That's some fresh OC
>>676622633
Literally none of us are scared. This isn't a first time thing
im having a good time
>>676621977
>Too scared to do it yourself
Indeed, I probably couldn't take a "no".
HG bait aside, got that call already?
>>676622307
Why not just ignore them? It's pretty obvious.
>Heyo, by the way.
>>676622633
He can try, but trying is one thing, succeeding is a whole different beast.
This is now an Andrew Dobson thread.
Yes, I am shock.
>people replying to copypastas
Guys, please.
>>676622804
Be an annoying tumor that will go away if we do not supply (You)s
Just stopping by to say I'm leaving to go work out now, see you guys later.
Never even played the game, just saw her face in this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQzgI6xJEH0
>>676622850
>>676622941
>>676622981
All of this is copypaste that's old. Very old.
Thought that coming to HG I would meet like minded people like me and meet those who share the same amazing talents as me . BUT I WAS WRONG. Everyones work is absolute shit- I am far more talented, creative and skilled than them. I feel like my creativity is rolling down a hill every time I am around these idiots. I have therefore decided to quit HG altogether and will be travelling to Zimbabwe to herd fainting goats this summer- something I think will be a far more fulfilling experience.
>>676622641
Sounds fun! I had the chance to go once but was too nervous...
>>676623204
Take care Cowgirl!
>>676622953
>HG gets banned because of avafagging thus Global13
>Waifufags avafags
>don't get banned
???
They deserve the same fate as /hga/.
Faggots like you and them belong in the /trash/.
>>676622429
Um alright. Go ahead.
The way you're speaking makes me think you're between the ages of 14-17.
Do you really want to waste your spring break doing this?
Ultimately not hurting or doing anything in the means of bothering 90% of us.
Congrats though. You can waste your whole spring break, slightly inconvenienceing 3 people
>>676623204
see you later milkman
>>676623204
Alright Cowgirl, have a safe time at work.
>>676623039
Yeah. Currently with friends.
>>676622985
Yes. That's my hand.
I did it in hopes to give hand-kun a virtual hand shake
Guys that fucking Leona fag is back
>>676623356
>at work
>>676622583
>>676622822
>>676622850
>>676622941
>>676623328
You, are cancer. You may not notice, but you are. I bet you don't even wear underwear under your trousers. I'm gonna kiss your dog, and make love to your sister. There's only one way to cunt yourself, delete system 32, and hang yourself. You fucking autistic cunt.
>>676623326
Don't you have a better way to waste time than trying to hurt people's feelings on the internet?
>>676623296
That's pretty shitty pasta tbqhwyf.
>>676623607
>kiss your dog
Kill yourself Lambda
>>676623448
How do you get friends!?
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil, because I am the meanest son-of-a-bitch in the valley" - George S. Patton (?)
>>676623326
>The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Have you even read what the thread is about, good anon?
>>676623356
Fistbumps?
>>676623607
It's sad that you either;
A: Find the pasta, or
B: Spend your time typing this out.
>>676623607
Come on, shitposting is my favorite hobby
Reminder that the majority of neither communities give a shit about the other.
Ignore autistic "Warlords".
Ignore this >>676621517 faggot's undeserved ego.
And most of all, fuck the mods.
>>676623590
>at work
>work out
>I misread
Well, fuck.
>>676622585
Nice hand.
>shakes hand
Koneko claimed
>>676623607
>this is some gr8 b8.
I'm having fun playing along
You're right. I am cancer. I'm the cancer that took your Nan's life. Now I'm coming to take the life out of /b/
>>676623448
>Normiecancer being cancer
And you wonder why I'll never make the first move.
Well, have fun. I doubt you'll have time to stick around, but have fun.
>>676623908
This
>>676623629
pretty sure that strategy only works on Tumblr and Twitter anyway
>>676623918
I did the same thing Hand-san
>>676623935
>I am cancer. I'm the cancer that took your Nan's life. Now I'm coming to take the life out of /b/
Oh, shit! It's serious!
>>676623908
Kill yourself newfag.
>people getting this mad about they're waifus on the internet and what people think of them
Just stop caring, get a shitload of heroin, OD and lose your house
>>676623861
It's avafaggotry no matter how much you will deny it dumbnigger.
You're breaking the rules. Your cancerous circlejerk belongs in the trash.
>>676623905
shitposting is fun
>>676623861
Sure man.
>fist bump
>>676624079
Fuck, happens to the best of us I suppose.
>>676622641
Ugh, you're too kind.
You do know that while you call us autistic, we only post images to converse. Meanwhile you're posting so often you don't have time to do LITERALLY ANYTHING but click 'browse,' scroll through a list, find the image you're looking for, select, captcha, upload, repeat.
You are spending these moments of your life doing one of these most mundane and autistic activities imaginable.
You know if you wanted to you could get to know us and talk? But if you choose to live alone, avoid sensible contact with others and spam boards like this, you're most likely the most emotionally depraved, depressed human being on planet Earth.
Please consult a doctor, I'm being serious, get help.
>>676624197
Where do I buy heroin? How do I find a drug dealer? Do they take debit cards?
>>676624333
dat girl looks very underraged.
Check'd
You are about to get spammed with 600 dank memes. Prepare all nukes and weapons for the Great Spam War. If you can contain the amount of spam I have, you will be granted with special powers that allow you to smoke weed 200 times harder. Not only that, but you will have a laggy as fuck laptop. You know how lucky you are?????? My laptop runs at 669FPS and it never lags or is slow. YOU LUCKY SON OF A GUN. You will pay the price by me giving you a link (Which shall contain a download) which will wipe all your memory off the face of this universe and overwrite it with my own software, Memesoftlocker2.0000.0. You are so damn lucky you know that? NOT EVEN I HAVE IT SLUT. But if you were able to read up to this point congratulations, you suck. But click this link www.mymom.;;;;;;/eeeeeeee.crash; and you will be taken to a memory erase phrase. You lucky slut, but you will get the best computer software ever that makes your computer lag so bad that you can't even use it. LIKE HOW AMAZING??? Yes, I promise you this is 420% legit. But if you spread this abusive software you have EARNED I will suck you off this living universe so be careful buddy. Now, Please stop reading this message as it ends now...
Anyone listening to any good music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-easd8oobE&ab_channel=SomethingElse
>>676624136
>caring this much about other people
>calling him a newfag
Sup newfag
I tried
>not everyone is in this, consider it a rough draft
>Galko
>>676624300
Careful Spidey, you got banned in loli threads, this could happen to you here too.
>>676624424
Did i hear heroin?
>>676624333
Trips confirm shitposting is healthy
>>676623289
Thank you for letting me know. I like this thread a lot no mater who starts them. So I feel like trolling the troll.
>>676624502
I'm just listening to Ashens say how shit Lootcrate is
but Question: What is avafagging?
>>676624553
The mods can suck my dick, i might be a spammer but im actually here just to have a good time with you.
>>676624535
For a rough draft it's really good dude
>Approving nod
>>676624502
Yup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScabBZgOSME
>>676624767
Avatarfagging
People get mad because others are having fun
>>676624535
Looks great!
are there still mods here?
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because of the shitposters our attention has been diverted to something that could easily be defeated by being ignorned, but instead you fags further prove the "shitposters" point. why are you guys replying to such obvious bait? are you guys that stupid?
this won't stop anything, you guys will keep replying to the shitposts and it will end in your own oblivion. by the way you guys are handling this, you deserve to be on /trash/. for fucks sake.
>>676624535
One day it will include every waifu
Every single one
>>676624944
those poor people
