ITT: We describe a video game badly and other anons have to guess it.
>have sister
>both stab many peoples
>stab bad people
>>676617174
Assassin's creed the last one.
>steampunk
>be bodyguard
>fail
>>676617627
FIFA 16
>>676617627
Dishonoured
>>676617627
Bioshock
>drive around alot
>guns jam
>cant reach medicine in time
>>676617627
Bioshock Infinite
>>676617938
Mad max
>>676617753
kek
>>676617808
Yes
>born
>save dad
>die
>>676617938
Mad max
>go crazy
>dead brother
>lots of guns and drugs
>wake up
>in weird forest cave thingy
>go to hut
>old lady's
>leave
>exit cave
>praise
>>676617938
Far cry 2
>Australia in space
>kill lots of shit
>farm lots of shit
>missing my wedge
>>676618394
Destiny
You & vegetables Dig up trash for capitalism
>die
>die
>die
>>676618106
fallout?
>American badass
>Kill terrorist
>Bomb terrorists
>Oh no, I killed lots of innocents!
>Look for final boss
>Final boss was in my head, dead all along
>Multiple endings
>>676618719
Dark souls or Bloodborne
>find creatures
>they join u
>use creatures to git gud
>>676618609
>>676618719
Darks Souls
>>676618800
Pokemon
>>676618800
Pokemon
>>676618800
pikmin
>girl suck cock
>go to base off earth
>fuckme.jpg
>shits not too bad
>god damn scientist fuck everything up
>wtf pentagrams everywhere
>canthisshitgetanyworse?.gif
>finally fuck up some weird ass guardian
>magically end up on earth
>Im okay with this
>oh wait, shits getting fucked up here now
>pet rabbit got rekt
>Ill get those fuckers
>>676619000
pornhub?
>>676618793
>>676618849
Yes
>be son
>get your shit stolen
>whack everything up
>kill father
>>676618719
Dark souls
>>676619000
Your mother: The Game
>>676618331
Dank souls 2
>>676619135
FUCK YOU
LOST
>>676618331
Dank souls 2
>>676619135
>blood
>furry induced nightmare
>more blood
>>676619199
Yes! Praise the sun.
>group of people
>help people by dancing
>>676619079
Dead space or doom?
>>676618331
Legend o' Zelda
>have army
>attacked
>enemy camps
>>676618789
Spec ops the line
>fly home
>nigger cop steals your drug money
>you a dumb nigger too so you go on a long ass revenge mission
>seriously. You the niggest
>Fuck you dumb
>>676619442
Well done Anon!
>steal money
>buy a million bucks shotgun
>spend 300K to saw it off
>repeat
>click
>flag
>DX
>Get caught by police at the start
>Black main character
>First thing you do is stealing a bike
>>676619295
>>676619485
One of the 50cent games?
>wake up
>sit down
>wake up again
>wtf is going on
>>676619364
FFX
>set off on journey
>defy fate
>meet fate anyway
>save world
>>676619718
Try again anon
>>676619485
GTA SA
>>676619698
GTA: San Andreas
>>676619485
GTA: San Andreas.
Mofugga.
>>676619286
Hotline Miami
>>676617627
Bioshock
>freaks addicted to a drink
>parkor
>make things go boom
>>676619485
GTA: SA
kek
>be a middle age knight-warrior-hunter slav
>get tons of pussy
>search for your not daughter
>>676619831
The Witcher 3?
>>676619114
>turn the whole map upside down
>kill death
It should be obvious now
>>676619698
>>676619887
Also GTA SA, step up nigga
>>676619831
Bastion
>>676619970
Nope
>>676619941
Sunset overdrive
>>676619941
Sunset overdrive?
>>676619485
GTA San Andreas
>>676619386
You tell me fgt
>>676618106
Fallout 3
>>676617174
GTA: Palestine?
>UGLY??? that does it!
>na-na-nana-na
>thank you for releasing me
This one is too easy.
>Scientist
>You blow up someone´s lunch with a microwave
>Five minutes later you cause the end of the world
>>676618719
Dark soles
>purple
>whatthefuck
>purple
>wtfisthisgame
>>676619485
Gta sa
Says fuck every thirty seconds
Difficultys are drugs
>go to work doing science
>nigger scientist fuck shit up
>aliens everywhere
>fucking nigger scientists
>>676620310
Saint Rows
>Wow!
>Wow!
>Wow!
>>676619638
Minesweeper
>>676620338
Half life. First one.
>CONSTRUCT MORE PYLONS
>>676620429
Well done anon
>>676620367
Rocket league
>>676620356
Yus
>>676620148
Ding ding ding WE HAVE A WINNER!
>MISSING MY WEDGE
CAN YOU BETAS EVEN GUESS
>>676619114
>>676619995
Castlevania SOTN
>Earth is great
>Fuck Bugs
>Fuck Robots
>Fuck Aliens
>Escape like a badass
>>676619952
The witcher 3
>>676620338
HL one
>get jewed by Jew
>only way to get unjewed is to outjew the Jew
>>676620471
starcraft.
>>676619937
nope
>>676619744
Okay, maybe too hard.
I'll try again.
>wake up
>go to a meeting
>sit down in chair
>wake up again
>wtf is happening
>>676620588
Yes.
HL2?
>Donald trump is the final boss
>>676618609
Pikmin 2
>>676619364
Space channel 5
>>676619592
PayDay 2
>>676618313
Far cry 3
>money gone
>house gone
>drugs? Yep, gone
>can buy a tiger though
Easy
>game looks like it's for kids
>is completely and entirely not for kids
>Shit everywhere
>have 2 other friends
>ur supposed to rob shit but all you really do is just kill civilians for no reason
>one of ur friends is a nigger
>>676620556
obviously
>>676620251
Half Life
>>676618609
It's a sequel to the one where the vegetables help you not breathe oxygen
>>676620822
MG Rising
Nanomachines, son!
>bitch dont like
>bitch like
>bitch take away
>fight people
>kill dad killer/bitch killer
>sand
>
>drink soda
>become invincible
>become not-invincible
>die
>come back
>shoot your friends(enamies) with rainbows
Hint: its a video game
>>676620943 GOT IT M8
>>676620822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o_Aoi6_c7w
>no jumping
>no perks
>lots of boom
>>676620990
Gta v
>>676621080
Yup.
>>676619079
doom
>>676620990
gta 5
There's magic and shit,
And motherfuckin flying and shit,
You ever seen gnome punting bra
And getting haste buffs from standing in fire,
Shit brah, old as hell
save the world between long ass boat rides
>>676620811
Nope
>>676620588
>Bring Democracy to all the above mentioned filthy heathens with the barrel of a gun
>>676619831
I'll add a bit more
>save the world ballshit
>ride birds
>>676620822
Metal Gear Rising?
>>676619821
>>676620944
nope. lemme make it a tiny bit easier. if u dont want it to be easier don't scroll down
>agency
>whack dogs with a stick
>>676620984
Isaac
>get milk
>jihadis fuck you up several times
>get fired
>kill everyone
>get divorced
>kill a fucking crotch mascot and large giant ogre thing of shit
>>676619831
Mass effect
>>676617938
dead rising 2?
>>676620981
Scarface?
>>676618366
Winrar
hats
>>676621497
Lolwut did I just read
>>676620251
Half life. Easy
>Russian Military
>look at helicopters
>Help other Russian military from cultists
> Look for glowing trash on free time
should be easy
>>676621472
undertale
>>676621613
Battleblock theater
>>676621537
Bingo
>cars
>cars
>mods for cars
>Burger King
>tips give you cash
>>676621706
Team Fortress 2
>>676621134
Haze?
>'puzzle' game
>usually like 20 cents on steam
>joke game
>gifted all the time.
>>676621497
postal 2
>>676618331
Dark Souls II
>>676621613
TF2, easy
>>676621613
Meme Fortress 2
>>676621497
Takeshi's Challenge
>Mine ice
>double peoples isk
>spam local
>fuck goons
>>676621790
Crazy rats or something?
>wake up in a world with just your clothes on
>have to kill things and destroy stuff get materials to live
>go exploring
>killed
>wake up in a world with just your clothes on
>>676620984
BoI Rebirth?
>>676621854
EVE
>>676617174
>Get Blood transfusion
>Fight werewolves
>>676621957
minecraft?
>>676621793
Got it
>in office
>leave cubicle
>outcomes are various
>hilarity ensues
>>676621957
minecraft
>>676621854
E.V.E
>>676621957
Minecraft
>search for a game
>click accept
>lose your faith in humanity
>>676621957
Haven and Hearth
>>676622084
The Stanley Parable
>>676621845
Not right, but fucking amazing guess.
>>676622036
Bloodborne
>>676617174
29 sociopaths
do a barrel roll
gangbanged
>>676621957
This could be anything. Minecraft, Rust or Ark?
>>676621854
Excel in space
you are you but you are crazy
scape asylum whit friend
a lot of graphic murder
who is you?
everyone dies
you are not just you
you are friend and you
die but no really
>>676622084
Stanley parable
>>676622117
League of Legends?
>>676622117
League of Legends?
>>676622117
League of Legends
>>676621790
bad rats
hard one:
1) you're a marine
2) something goes wrong
3) shit starts to come out from the fucking nowhere
4) you have to get shit done
5) you can run faster than sanic itself
>>676622258
Manhunt?
>>676622117
CSGO
>>676622164
Wow, you're good
>depressing
>scavenging
>military control taking over civil liberties
>Join police
>Become terrorist
>Illuminati
>>676619485
San Andreas
>You're a Zombie
>Kill shit
>Circle strafe
>fuck these aliens
>WE NEED TO GO DEEPER
>dude, did you just shoot your wife?
>lose arm
>good music
>great characters that die very fast
>HF
>>676622032
>>676622114
>>676622254
I didnt know there were other space nerds here
wew eve is life
>>676622413
Doom
>>676622456
a difficult one my friend
>be veteran
>half the universe is after you
>space aussies
>>676622649
good boy
>>676622584
shut the fuck up newfag
please make this a thing
>>676622456
This War of Mine?
>>676622114
>>676622584
Not a space nerd, remember friends talking about it ISK kind of gave it away.
>>676622584
kek
>>676621134
Tf2
>>676622581
Walking Dead S1
>>676622581
MGS TPP?
>>676622084
Eww, you're one of those people with one of the shit regional accents, who tries to act intelligent by using words that aren't even complicated, nor contain many syllables, but you use them because they are pretentious and make people think you are intelligent..
>>676622658
Another hint
>spend daytime at home
>spend night scavenging
>shitty house to live in
>Swing on rope
>loose limbs
>save me beam of light!
>>676622558
Gears of War 3
>>676622731
Don't be upset
>>676622584
Test alliance please ignore 4 life
>>676622928
wrong
>>676622866
Dying light?
>>676622965
shut the fuck up newfag
>>676622737
Yeah, nice.
>>676622865
What the fuck am I meant to use in place of cubicle?
>>676621327
Wow?
>Daughter dies
>Travel Merica
>Grow Beard
>>676617174
>techno-nazis
>jazz
>one before was better
>Granddad's dead
>I hate modern life
>move far away
>get married
>have eternal toddlers and lots of sweet gems
>>676623114
Fucks sake, I swear I played this once.
>>676623114
The last of us?
>>676620984
Conker's Bad Fur Day?
>>676623094
not even close. thought this one would be easier
>>676623160
Killzone Shadow Fall?
>>676623114
Bioshock Infinite.
>>676621327
A Berserk Game?
>>676622664
Bulletstorm?
>get dicked over
>get mad
>end Greek mythology cuz fuck you
>>676623251
Winrar
>>676621667
Another hint
>Multiple factions trying to kill each other
>Bandits, Stoners, Wana be PMC
>Sell glowing things to dude with a beard
>Radiation cured by alcoholism
>>676622558
Starcraft
>>676620471
YOU CANT EVEN GET IT RIGHT YOU FUCKER ITS
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
JESUS CHRIST
>>676623315
God of War
>>676623315
God Of War
>>676622462
Deus Ex
spawn watermelons
spawn niggers
spawn police
niggers get beaten by police
watermelons explodes
game crash
>>676623315
Ugh. God of War.
What a fucking edgy game.
>>676621497
Conker?
>>676623363
How's this not solved?
Cheeki Breeki! Stalker!
>>676623400
wrong
>>676623463
Gmod
>>676618331
Dark mf'ing Souls II
>>676623463
Gmod
>get out of bed
>go on an adventure to save the world
>find allies along the way
>fight weird shit
>almost die at the end
>hang out with loli all day
>kill zombies
>>676623463
Garry's Mod
>>676623463
og-mod
>>676623526
kek. I was surprised no one got it too.
>>676620588
>>676621340
No one?
How about
>Be Military
>Giant Insects
>Giant Robots
>Missiles so slow I can outrun them
>Aliens
>Normandy
>Sexual Relations
>>676623082
Har... Har.. Har
hilarity ensues
Corporations are people my friend!
>>676618394
Borderlands the pre sequel
How the fuck did no one get this?
Guess I am the only Aussie here.
>>676623638
final fantasy V
>how does this game work?
>big blue blob
>genocide simulator
>>676623203
Harvest moon
>>676623638
>your typical fucking rpg
>>676623751
shut the fuck up newfag
>>676623691
Metal Gear Solid Revengence
>Sister gets kidnapped
>Meet up with Pirate to help you get her back
>Sister is a Princess
>>676623777
Close
>what the fuck why does everyone like purple
>>676623644
RE4
Walking Dead
you land on a ring
aliens shows off
zombies sometimes
sexy hologram
>blonde vampire can stop time and throws knives
>road roller
>fighting game
>>676623845
pfft been on here for years you rodent piece of shit, just not going to type the way you want me to because fuck you thats why
>>676623777
nice trips
>>676623956
Halo
>slide around everywhere
>cool power suit bro
>slow motion fast motion slow motion fast motion
>k I'm bored; return to Gamestop for $3 trade in credit
>>676623203
stardew valley
>>676623691
EDF something or other
>>676623965
typical newfag response. fuck off
>>676623896
Nope
>We chant our abbreviation constantly
>>676624022
Vanquish?
>>676623751
No. I got it, put destiny as a joke though thing is that pre sequel was pretty shit compared to the last two. Not bad, I liked it but shit compared to 2.
>>676624022
Vanquish
>>676623951
>Walking Dead
Yup
>>676623785
Ah, but which typical one?
>main character likes steak
>>676623736
Isn't "hilarity ensues" just a common saying? If you're American and it isn't, tell me.
>>676617174
>be dad
>daughter stabs angels
>>676624022
fallout
>>676623751
No.
Aussies in terms of the same way how people who lived there came there.
More tips:
>fking disease breaks out
>aliens glass planet
>Jason Voorhees on steroids
>punching monsters and demons
>gruesome executions
>>676623917
Anamal crossing
>>676624100
shut up newfag
>>676623263
Winner
>>676623964
Jojo
>>676623902
Wind waker
>>676624043
Ayylmao
Ding ding ding
>be engineer
>markers fucking everywhere
>Tryng to deliver some important shit
>Get ambushed and shot dead by some mongolians and a faggot, robbed
>buried alive ohshitnigga.png
>not dead yet
>>676619941
Is it that Oddworld game?
>>676624252
Fuckin winrar
>>676624211
I am referring you to
>>676624252
>>676624100
True, I read the whole thread and didn't see, ma bad.
>>676624063
the autism is strong in you
>>676623956
>You land on a ring
Literally everyone knew from that line it was halo.
>>676621327
Fucking Wind Waker
>>676624266
Dead Space?
>>676624279
fallout: NV
>>676624266
Dead Space
get in abandoned factory
find vodka and sausages
then you die
>>676624279
F:NV
>>676624378
ding ding ding correct
>>676623972
What's a trip?
>>676622866
This war of mine
>>676624441
DayZ
>>676624205
Splooterhouse
>Spinoff of furry Nintendo series
>Feels.gif
>You love seed in your bag
>2/4
>>676624441
DayZ
>walk around with gf
>enter spoopy mansion
>whack everything
>butler is final boss
>have no limbs
>travel with retarded frog
>>676624521
>>676624598
STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl
>Tentacles
>Italian Mafia
>Mmm hearts
> Shoot stuff
>Girlfriend Dies
>The light it burns
>>676624543
Animal crossing
>>676624283
Nope
Last one for me m8s.
>Bright colors
>Running
>Asian
>Green ghostbuster
>original was better
>>676624705
The Darkness
>earth is getting rekt
>ride down there on horse and join the fray
>get blamed for earth being rekt
>lose all my power
>everyone wants me dead
>>676624046
Yep
>deal with the devil
>kill some demons
>sexy latex
>>676624759
Mirror's edge
>>676623638
Prett much almost every Zelda game?
>have gun
>shoot anything that tries to kill you
>>676624759
Mirror's Edge?
>>676624791
Luigis mansion or something?
>>676624799
darksiders
>>676619000
Super deepthroat 2
> get a retarded friend
> got to war because friend is retard
> you meet with retard friend again
> retard friend keeps up his shit and gets you into jail
> meet up with retard friend again
> fuck shit up
> retard friend dies, you become a nigger's sidekick
>>676624850
God Damn I did make that too easy. Alright, see ya guise
>>676624377
winrar
>>676624498
A vacation anon u won a free vacation just put ur email so we can give it to u
>whip
>whip
>whip
>>676624833
Bayonetta?
>Fight frogs
>call gamestop
>GameStop don't have it
>>676620751
Stanley parable ???
>>676624705
Darkness
>>676624799
Darksiders nigga
>>676619744
stanley parable?
>just trying to survive
>some old demented guy keeps holding me back
>this little chick is fuckable
>can we just get rid of this nigger?
>>676620751
stanley parable?
>>676624791
Luigi Mansion
>>676624898
Yep
>Get a key
>Hit things with it
>save the world
>>676624910
Correct. Loved that game. Great slasher.
>>676624795
Yep
>>676625032
All of my keks
Battletoads
>>676624983
correct
>chat on 95% of servers is all squeakers
>began as an add-on
>the single player mode is completely useless
>if you don't own CS:source everything looks like shit
>>676624753
Damn, that was my only guess lol.
>>676624833
Bayonetta
>>676617174
>main character is edgelord
>kills everyone
>somehow has grenades and AK47s
Dong dong dong
>>676625128
>>676625134
rust
>>676625089
Kingdom Hearts
>>676625134
Gaymans mod
>>676625042
>>676625071
No. Another tipp.
>world is destroyed
>can't seem to find other humans
>weird black goo on everything
>>676625300
Correct
>rusky rusky?
>go b
>Cheerleader
>Zombies
>Chainsaw
>>676624543
Did starfox have spinoffs?
>>676625265
idiot rust doesnt have single player
