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ITT: Images that make you want to kill yourself
I'll post what I have
>>676573560
WHAT THE FUCK
>>676573605
That's kinda hot
>mfw
>>676573605
She doesnt wany her son to turn into a faggot. Whats wrong with that?
>>676573560
>>676573800
Clearly fake, no one talks like this
>>676573605
I see no problem with protecting your son.
All of these are fake and gay. Kill yourselves.
She probably works at McDonald's
>>676574546
>hitting your child because he hangs out with a gay kid
>>676575375
sounds legit
>>676573560
that wanker Jessica is a freaking femitard.
Advocate på equality, Owner på Milky Way Galaxy och Volunteering på Liberal Party of Canada (Ontario) - Parti libéral du Canada (Ontario)
>>676575108
fucking hell, that face
>>676575636
The kids face
>kill me
>>676574282
Okej. You win.
>>676573605
Kinky.
>>676573560
that you go gurl does it
>>676575636
That kid is going to start taking drugs when he gets older. I swear.
>>676575375
>not hitting a kid that walks with a gay dude
>>676575108
kek that last pic killed me
>>676573560
The false rape tactic gets me triggered every time.
>>676573605
im french and her last name made me giggle
>>676575027
>SJW logic
>>676575027
>>676575375
Only right thing to do. What the hell kind of parent are you anyway?
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>>676575252
>TRANSPORTATION
I AM TRIGGERED!!!!!! DON'T TOUCH ME PTSD! PTSD!!!
Posting some of my images.
>>676573605
>being this fucking retartded
>people think you could become gay by hanging out with a fag
>>676575375
I remember my first day on 4chan
>>676576812
laughing my fucking ass off
walrus :D
>>676575464
Long read, but worth it
Thanks for sharing
>>676575464
Tite article
>>676575027
Well, she definitely has that "Black" mentality.
>>676576941
please fuck off, this triggers me beyond recognition
nobody fucks with john carmack's legendary code
>>676576061
>headmates
Do they mean "mental illness"?
Seriously if you hear people talking in your head that is usually a sign something is deeply wrong.
>>676576061
>What is Schizophrenia
>>676577137
geezus fucking christ...
>>676575145
cringy for sure but it doesn't make me mad.
>calm down
>>676577025
Does anyone have the draw of this?
>>676577244
No
It's called attention whoring
Anyone that has "voices in the head " wouldn't "Make friends" with him
Source:last semester on my psychology college
>>676575879
>Disagrees with one guy in rally
>Abortion
Well, at least her odds of having another kid went down a little.
>>676575464
holy fuck this was tl;dr, i really tried but it just got more and more retarded
>>676576219
This cant be for real?
>>676576855
Can anon tell me what it means?
Is she bullshitting?
>>676573560
brb
kms rn
>>676577322
Grandpa triggered
>>676576219
But... Doesn't that mean Jake couldn't consent either?
Wait a minute. Sorry. Men are responsible for their actions when drinking. Completely forgot there for a second. Yay patriarchy amirite?
>>676573605
Old-ass hoax
>>676577322
At least it's clean and tidy, I suppose...
>>676576061
fucking disgusting
>>676577728
>change directory
>change directory
>print directory listing
>change directory
>change directory
fucking attention whore
>>676577764
yep, that is why women can't get DUIs. It's the car fault
>>676577728
nooooo
that is totally legit koding
>>676576895
Ok this really fucking pissed me off. Fucking dumb bitch doesn't deserve anything to take care of.
>>676576877
Holy fuck get of /b/ with this sjw bullshit
>>676577301
Well this is as good a reason as any to become an hero
>>676575090
MY EDGIMETER IS GOING OFF THE CHARTS!11
>>676577728
She keeps typing a command incorrectly and then tried entering a directory that doesn't exist.
>>676576104
>actually murder
>>676576339
>Women are sensitive to cold
>Wear skirts in winter
Come the fuck on
>>676576941
triggered me
>>676575145
All modes should be renamed
>whale mode
>>676577946
Ok now I'm really really really fucking mad
>>676576104
blatantly fake
>>676577728
cd => search for path like cd D:/
cd .. => go back to previous Directory
ls doesn't mean anything.
So what she did, was searching the path "code", which obviously didn't exist, and then went on and got back and got back and got back...etc. you get what I mean.
Yes. She tipped jackshit
>>676574546
turning into a faggot didn't hurt you, did it?
I mostly just have a cringe folder but most of makes me want to an hero so Ill just keep posting some of the worst ones
>>676576339
Men aren't allowed to say "I'm cold."
>>676576104
>throw away murder pills
>give pills that cause a technical murder
Yes
>>676577926
>>676577296
>what is labeling a tumblrina as schizophrenic when multiple personality disorder is not the same
Also he is obviously not sick, just very very retarded/attention seeking
>>676577946
I am so fucking mad
My personal favorite example of their lunacy 1/2
>>676578356
Shits not, some anons found the crazy fucker a while ago. Tumblr blog and all. Same shit going on for nearly 4 years or something.
>Unfortunately people like this exist
>>676575108
Fair point.... Companies shill a lot fr women's razors using terms as extra sensitive lubricating strip and other shit
>>676578622
and then it becomes a little more self-aware 2/2
>>676578263
>>676578568
I'm with you guys.
>>676574282
Make it stop
>>676575464
underrated tl:dr
>>676573605
Fuck this sounds like my childhood
>>676576941
I don't know shit about code, but those two functions don't even do the same thing do they?
>>676576112
Please come back
>>676576941
>else if (a>b &&b<a)
You. Just. Typed. The. Same. Fucking. Condition. Twice.
WHY?
>else return 5 because I'm so random yay :D
Somebody tell me where she lives so I can kill her.
>>676575108
So buy the fucking men's razor.
>>676576837
Sometimes, I think I'm just too old to be
in on this massive sarcastic joke that the kids are playing on everyone.
Then, I remember that yes, people can be this dumb.
I used to be anti-Trump. Now, I don't think I care. Let it burn.
>>676578500
Well shit didn't think i'd run into her fucking psychiatrist here on /b/.
>>676578778
not even close, the one on the right is basically babies first code. It is the kind of shit you might have as a first assignment in your first class
>>676576104
This is fake tho
>>676575027
>>676575108
And if she brings the guy one to the counter they won't let her buy it? Also, is she saying Bic or the store is sexist? Either is probably just assuming most woman don't check price and take advantage of idiocy...
>>676577764
youre forgetting that women are children and cant be held responsible for their actions. thats why whenever shit goes down their default mode is just to cry and whine.
>>676576339
>68 degrees
>They think shivering doesn't affect typing or something?
>>676579088
>fishkin
>can't breathe oxygen
So does this fucktard walk around with a cup of water in her mouth of something?
>>676577946
I hope this bitch loses everything.
>>676579088
what a fucking joke. someone tell me this is a joke
>>676573605
Mom of the century.
>>676576895
If I did this to my cat my vet would have me arrested. Those motherfuckers are a one way ticket to infection.
>>676576855
>>676577728
Either its bullshit or someone inexperienced in using the console trying to find a directory (one I'm guessing they already are in).
>>676579074
He/she doesnt need a psychiatrist, they need a gun to fuckin end it. Just pointing out Schizophrenia is not the same as Multiple Personality.
>>676577946
Shits cold, but it's dog eat dog. Fuck the bitch, I sure as fuck would do the same, 24k, 2 bed in Connecticut, and a truck
>Life is not all rainbows and blowjobs.
>>676576812
Ggmate
>>676576877
Found the faggot
>>676578778
that's carmack's fast inverse square root calculation method, a work of genius
it's obsolete now but it made vector calculation about four times faster, back in the day when cpu's didn't have dedicated hardware for calculating that kind of shit
>>676579384
Not bullshit. Look up who Karlie Kloss is.
She's a supermodel trying to encourage more women to code, but as you can see the extent of her "coding" is basic terminal commands.
>>676575636
>>676575776
Lol kind of puts things in perspective eh?
>>676573560
>screenshot
where iz problem
>>676576104
This shit. This is why I hate vegans.
>>676579451
you belong in a trash can. Its a troll post anyways you cant contest someones last will and testament.
>>676573605
Lol, if he's walking home with the gay kid, his butt is probably already sore.
>>676579768
>usa
Not quiet sure.
>>676579424
No fucking shit
>>676576941
Apart from everything wrong with this, making that kind of comments as you learn new things in coding can be good, I always make excessive comments while coding along in school instead of taking notes.
And no, I don't do this in proper projects, only for learning purposes.
>>676576219
>Implying jake isnt a rapist
>>676577946
>>676576482
>You're also being anti-magic.
>>676579977
This legitimately triggered .e and I'm not even in a stem field.
>>676579451
you best be trolling, retard. the person who wrote that post is a cock sucking bitch who prods and pokes at somebodys life that isnt their own. the brother clearly didnt want to be a part of their arrangement (as evident by the fact that he just upped and left without contact) and decided to cut them out of his will, again, because he didnt want any part of them. they deserve nothing and they should have gotten nothing.
the only reason your attitude is "its dog eat dog" is because nobody has ever ruined your life over bullshit. if you were in the guys wifes position you wouldnt be sitting here saying what youre saying.
>>676576895
Jesus Christ.
>>676575636
You know this bitch, got tats on the face so she can claim forever benefits because no-one will hire her for a job.
I suppose it is better than purposely becoming a fat fuck and claiming it on medical grounds.
>>676575108
fucking kek
>>676580142
>4chan mods
>>676579451
>Being this cancerous
0/10 bait
>>676578026
Someone told me once that grapes make dogs hallucinate, not sure if it's bullshit though.
>>676574282
actually, this made me lough
>>676579796
>>676579978
it can only be contested if there is reason to believe it was fabricated. as in forged.
>>676580023
Moot is still a newfag
here's some ginger to cleanse your palate before everyone gets too mad
>>676578985
>Used to be anti-trump
>Thinks he's above the dumb people
>>676577061
Me too. I had heard there was cheesy pizza and beastiality. I was not let down
>>676575108
men shave their face more than angry feminists shave their legs
supply/demand, whore
>>676575464
>I MAKE WOMEN CRY
BRB mass producing this t shirt
>>676576855
she had to get someone else to lean over her and take the photo
>>676579768
Fuck off. People are too pussy, raised wrapped up in cotton wool, taught they are special and unique, these days. If there was no benefit to me I wouldn't be "bad" to someone, but I life is harsh,
Rather them than me is the way I look at it.
>>676579308
It's a joke
>>676579977
Because being good at copying a picture from a book sure will be a great career
>>676580142
it's like a new language
>>676576104
Triggered
>>676579424
>He/she doesnt need a psychiatrist, they need a gun to fuckin end it.
What else is new?
>>676576941
>else if(a > b && b < a)
Okay, you win.
>>676575848
Polak spotted
>>676580375
Beautiful
>>676580671
i cant even look at it, the thumbnail is enough for one day.
>>676580142
I need to puke real hard
>>676580116
>This legitimately triggered
>legitimately triggered
>triggered
oh fuckoff
>>676580688
fuck I didnt even notice that
>>676580621
Omfg
>>676580142
What the fucking fuck?
I am seriously considering suicide after reading this thread
>>676578130
Google tryptophobia.
>>676580776
Wew lad, don't cut yourself on that edge there.
You're offensive speech is triggering me.
:^)
>>676579451
Nah, you're a disgusting human being.
>>676578208
>Erika Moen is creating Comics
>$1,440 per Comic
>>676580203
>This
>>676579308
I refuse to believe any of this is real life.
>>676580907
Kill yourself
>>676573605
Good mother.
>>676580971
Fair enough, I can live that.
mfw> I want to kill myself
>>676576090
>Not fucking the kid in the ass
>mfw
>>676580907
>>676580611
It was not their money to begin with. His wishes were for the small bit of money and a house to live in be given to his wife and child not even unreasonable if he had the best parents and sister in the world. Its not theirs just because they are related to the son. Its a troll anyways you dumb blood belching cunt. No judge would even hear this case.
This makes me fucking mad
>>676579796
top fucking kek
>>676581189
Fucking get out you newfag trash.
>>676580907
DUDE WTF IS THAT THING THATS WORSE THAN A FUCKING GORE THREAD MOOOOOOOODS
>>676579444
this kept getting worse by the second.
>>676576404
Oh putain j'avais pas vu topkek
>>676580375
I've always enjoyed this story. Just further proof, they're not looking for equality, they're looking for superiority.
>>676577137
well he did get a date
>>676581310
Okay will do. Sorry to have bothered you.
>>676579514
I just finished reading up on it, but thank you. It's amazing that some airhead can proudly fish for attention with her shitty computer science 101 class exercise by comparing it with actual useful stuff that isn't bloated with bullshit comments.
>>676576941
>finds the larger of 2 numbers
Do you really need to code something for this..?
>>676580375
Smart move, saved money on firing/unemployment
>>676577958
>>676581247
>>676580907
That's hot. I didn't think they let CP on this site.
>>676579796
>>676580523
kek.
>>676575464
Worth the read, lads
>>676580621
>we need to eat the sugar
>We are plants
SJW bs not even once
>>676580907
Fuck off with this stupid ass image faggot
>>676578379
YLYL thread right there.
>>676581338
what was it?>>676581338
>>676579444
Trips wasted.
Literally all feminist shit
>>676581093
Her when she sees healthy food
>>676581410
Fuck man, they never think of their kids
>>676581656
Fucking piece of shit!
>>676581656
gtfo white knight faggot
>>676580621
this is what happens when you dont beat your kids for being stupid.
>>676581410
Livin' the dream
>>676581547
>MFW you didn't read the fucking thread title.
>>676581786
>>676576482
>Anti-magic
>>676576404
kek, didn't noticed until you
fucking art man
>>676576482
Anti-magic
>>676581656
MODS MODS MODS
>>676579444
LUST PENIS, I HAVE FOUND THE GIF AGAIN! THANK YOU! MY LIFE HAS MEANING ONCE MORE!
>>676578208
Meh, I don't hate on fetishes I don't like. The PSA format is a tad cringy, though.
>>676579695
I´m Vegan
I actually find this quite funny, bug me from a few years ago before I started watching anime would hate this.
>>676580278
Probably bullshit
>>676574282
5/7. Perfect.
>>676573560
She looks fat as shit too
>>676578513
>severe trash phobia
Then how does she look in the mirror?
>>676577137
cringe the fuck out
>>676575636
remember seeing this post on my newsfeed. I still am trying to figure out what the fuck this person is
>>676576104
i swear to god... i can't even fucking comprehend... what the fuck. WHAT THE ACTUAL HOLY FUCK. I wish they would stick that bitch to a wall and slap her for 24 hours straight while forcefeeding her meat and other animal products.
>>676573605
>>676581504
Lost.
>>676581656
Jesus Christ, I didn't know they allowed shit like this on this site. Fucking wreck this shit mods.
>>676581495
you actually do; probably every standard library for every language comes with such a function
the reason you do this is because writing "int x = max(a,b);" is way shorter than going "int x; if(a>b) x = a; else x = b;"
>>676580103
Kek anon
>>676575464
Too long didn't read
>>676578703
I think you missed the context on that one...
>>676581235
Ok, Look I don't really care. I also don't understand how you can get so pissy about a name less person on the internet that will never interact with.
>Next you will be saying, Oh the gore threads make me sad because the poor people got hurt, booo hooo, stop world suffering.
>>676580945
"Your"
>>676582215
Please translate this for me.
>>676575375
You are the reason HIV spread.
>>676576104
if this shit is legit, holy fuck how can you be so stupid?
>>676573605
Mashallah
>>676576104
this is the fakest shit I have ever seen. gtfoh
>>676576482
>anti-magic
>>676577548
Basically its a guy ranting about how society is going to shit for men(it is, mind you) and how they're opting out for jerking it to internet pornography because fuck bitches 'n dat moma drama.
It gets better about half way through when he starts talking about shit every guy is thinking and experiencing both mentally and physically manifested by the current broken law favoring wemon.
>>676581883
is that a normal Brussels sprout?
>>676575108
Men have to shave more often than women. Also the hair on a mens face is 'harder/tougher' than womens hair, so men have a higher wear on their blades.
>>676573212
my bank account after a pay weekend.
>>676578208
Never knew I'd learn so much about pee from a furry fetish comic...
>>676574282
holy fuck
>>676582199
>tl;dr
>>676576104
FAKE AND GAY
>>676579444
what a ride
>>676582328
physics is sexist because the speed of light is a fixed point and fluid mechanics isn't
>>676582299
>I dont care.
then stop replying you sperm socket.
>>676582215
>Physics is sexist, makes it about genitals.
>>676578026
Oh god. The rage. This is the first time ive actually wanted to track a bitch down and slap her irl. Id kill for my dog. How could she be so selfish. Rip dan.
>>676582067
ayyy lmao!
>>676578778
The lovely code on the left Is John Carmacks inverse square root. In short, it saves computing power by using a different type of computer data to calculate angles and vectors in a source engine (aka it makes computer graphics look more kickass).
The code on the left checks if the number assigned to the value of a is bigger than number assigned to the value of b. a equals a number. b also equals a number. If a is bigger than b it tells you a's number is bigger and the inverse if b's is bigger. If both are equal it just tells you "5", "because I'm so random :D" apparently.
>>676582577
Never...
>>676573605
Who said anything about her sons butt? She's clearly going all out on the gay,
>>676582215
>"I have no idea, and I'm writing shit on shit that is referring to airplanes because it sounds clever"
>>676573212
That was obviously a joke. The only cringe here is that you thought it was serious.
Its always the stupid people who call people stupid
>>676574175
I don't see anything wrong with this. Normal kind of talk for 13 yo kids. I'd hang out with them if I was 13.
>>676580142
I needed to reread that last bit a few times to make sure I didn't have a fucking stroke.
>>676577137
hope that fedora tipper took those titties to poundtown
>>676580595
i like u nigga
>>676576482
>anti-magic
Kektus.
>>676580595
It's because she needed to show off her nails.
>>676575879
This is OK. We don't need anymore cucked pussies in this world.
>>676577916
I can vouch for this practice. I dunno who made the image, but I work in a local jail and can tell you that if they aren't specifically "black" that we have to list them as "white". This goes for the overwhelming majority of "undocumented immigrants" I book in on the daily.
Personally I think it's done to skew and screw any kind of demographic report that could ever be pulled. You'll never get a legitimate answer.
>>676575464
Extremely worth the read, thanks pal
>>676577061
5edgy3me
>>676575464
Fucking hell, these sad sacks are the losers /fit/ spits on.
>>676581558
I can sharpen my katana with that edge.
>>676575879
Confirmed fake.
>>676578513
Is this really that bad? I mean, people have really weird phobias to different degrees.
>>676575090
This. I'm Not falling for any of this old troll b8
>>676574282
>mfw trololololo
>>676578696
Because they're dumb enough to buy it.
>>676576941
What does the left code even do, it would help if I knew what language. I mean, yeah, it returns a float and I assume it has to do with exponentials~ since Q_rsqrt and (y * y) But there's some stuff like 0x5f3759df - (i >> 1); that I've never seen.
Also y = * (float *) &i; is telling me some weird shit with pointers and addresses....... IT MESSES WITH MY BRAIN.
>>676583279
No, a couple are real, some /b/ros have found the real tumblr accounts.
>>676578513
Thats the blackest name I've seen for a white girl. So who's gonna take out the tra- uh, garbage when she's on her own?
>>676576104
>Throw away murder pills
>Murders person in the process
>>676580223
fuck u why does it matter what they look like. They all work the same, slave.
>>676583387
>>676579514
it's a magic number
>>676579228
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>676582024
>The truth is anti-feminist
What else is new?
>>676576482
>Anti-Magic
>>676579796
ayy
>>676578630
If you say so, just seems to... well crafted to be real.
>>676580535
Send me one fam
>>676583561
RIP Shift and 1 key.
>>676577916
they put all kinds of bullshit on your report. When my father came to see me in jail for drunk in public. he asked why they were holding me for 3 months and they had a laundry list of bullshit charges like narcotics assaulting a police officer, running from the police. I'm white by the way. this jail system is not racist it just fucks everyone unlucky enough to get a ticket these days. by the way drunk in public is cite and release charge but if they want to fuck you over they can. I couldnt even drop my college classes so I have full load of fails that I was acing.
>>676580375
Remember guys:
if it can be labeled, it can be hated.
Im not tryna play the SJW or the reddit type shit that came her lately but this literally makes me wanna off myself because there is nothing I can do to help these lil niggas rite there
>>676583789
Actually. (ctl+v)x10 !!!!!
>>676582652
Freeze it. Sperm like cold, which is actually why balls have to sit in ballsacks, which are cooler than the rest of your body.
...Also, no go on the turkey baster. A chainsaw works better. Just blend the sperm cubes into a slushy, and pour the mix in the oil compartment.
