How it feels to chew 5 gum
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>How it feels to chew 5 gum
Smallest cock in the room gets fucked thread?
Awwwwww yeah.
Stimulate your senses
Stimulate your prostate
Or that.
Both are good.
Ill stimulate your prostate, faggot.
No thanks, I'm good
>>676554253
S'okay, you can fugg me instead.
Your new name is going to be "Ben Dover"
>>676555316
What wrong, hun?
evening all
>>676556142
hay gay
>>676556142
Morning
>>676556455
hey gey
>>676556612
you must be... somewhere on the west coast?
>>676556860
I lied, it's not actually morning
>>676556999
checked
>>676557118
I was thinkin the same.
>>676556871
that sound good enough
>>676556999
you don't deserve those sweet trips then, no trips for liars
>>676557334
I'm keping the trips.
What you gonna do now?
>>676557773
enjoy them while you can, because I am coming for you
>>676558229
>>676558666
>>676558229
you haven't a chance, I stand with the dark lord
>>676558666
>>676558666
checked
>>676558751
Ah, yus.
old fashioned trip to trip combat
>>676558959
>tfw you cross swords
>>676558959
I am no match for your moves, I forfeit.
en garde
>>676559233
>forfeit
basically presenting your anus
>"Y-you win... H-here fucc my boipuss"
>>676559233
do you submit to me then? you'd better kneel
> en garde
> not being avant-garde
Agh!
Please spare me, you can not humiliate me more than this
>>676559609
just by posting here I am at the forefront of modern culture
a sad state of afairs
No. This is definitely the underbelly rather than the forefront.
>>676559654
I may yet have some use for you...
>>676560092
Perfect
>>676559931
They are the same. Marat spent time in the sewers, and so so we.
>>676559594
>>676560092
*sigh
>>676560667
Remember, when he slides inside dont clench.
>>676560667
Do not fret, I am a kind master. Master of trips.
>>676559749
>sexually attracted to same sex human/animal crossbreed
>forefront of modern culture
actually...yeah, that sadly sounds about right. Just another decade or two till pedophilia gets legalized at this rate.
>>676560777
>>676561004
Just stop and get it over with
>>676561119
Rubbish.
>>676561004
Stop your stalin and ravish his butthole.
>>676561119
fuck that shit, in a decade or two we will be able to grow anthro's thanks to the magic of total genetic control
I hope i will be able to afford one.
>>676561188
your double dubs only make me harder
>>676561443
But I haven't even bought him dinner yet!
>>676562085
Not how you do it. Gaysex first, dinner after.
Youre pumping into the poop chute, remember.
>how it feels to ded thread
hey chet i have a question for you
only satan sustains us
>>676554365
Yo Ally,
send nudes
>>676562651
>>676562512
Please don't get me to diagnose something.
>>676563168
>>676562575
>Wants to be fucked in the butt
>Wont send pics of said butt
You deserve to have a perma-virgin butt.
>>676563168
>>676562651
>>676563408
butt!
butt!
butt!
or not, because you really shouldn't put your own pictures on the internet
>>676563621
>>676563408
I'm not gonna do it here in public
>>676564060
Add him on skype/steam and send him buttpics.
>>676563168
Don't tell me you drew that whole image just to write "NO" like you're being some fucking cute tease. Stop hiding, if you're here to be lewd then fucking do it, don't waste your own existence delaying stupid shit.
>>676564190
You should listen to this man Alopex, he seems wise
>>676564190
this guy knows what's up
>>676564283
I was originally going to draw lewd things on there but I decided to just censor it because I'm lazy.
And I still haven't decided what I'm going to show and to who.
>>676564390
>>676564542
Hm...
>>676564850
You draw all these images and yet you can't change a detail? Some laziness, walking for 10 miles you're too lazy to take a drink.
>>676564850
look for a belgian stalin on skype if you just want a chat
>>676565390
No I haven't drawn any of these, just edited them.
Here's one of my drawings
>>676565390
Stop being butthurt, he has no obligation to do anything for you.
I was the one who asked for nudes yet im not complaining, he has every right to tease.
>>676565585
Preferably
steamcommunity.com/id/DOOMCAKE
>>676553841
OP: How do I make a furry thread without looking like a complete faggot?
>>676566597
Sorry bud, one goes with the other
>>676566597
You need to start by looking like a complete faggot.
>>676566597
Pick one
>>676565982
I have no idea how it works
but I added you anyway
>>676566597
When I made it I thought to myself, "nohomo tho".
>>676566597
not the kind of thing OP would know
>>676567132
Hey buddy. Im not gay.
>>676565781
I was going to open up a bit to who I was but now I don't think your "pack" whom you so feverishly defend over words deserves the freedom from this time wasting fandom.
In a larger picture, the fandom's downfall is YOUR fault, you caused the fandom to spiral into fuckshit city and so did many like you. You completely ruined the social aspect years ago. I'm not butthurt and a long reply doesn't mean I am either, my story is from years ago and it's pain resides there as well, but I feel worse for you guys who are jumping on the fandom now.
Also some of you are on an anonymous board flashing names. This may not be the place for you. It may not be the place for me either, but shit I'm trying to help even if the truth is rough.
Last thing, I don't want nudes, I want people to spend their existence without pain.
I am gone.
>>676567228
less than convincing combination of image and words
>>676567880
>>676567228
also, saved
>>676567880
I just want my lap to be slapping against a guy's butt. It doesnt make me gay, he'd be gay for having a penis in him.
Id be an alpha-male.
>>676567511
Last last thing, this picture. It's not too late for you, seriously leave.
>>676567807
This goes especially for you xddd recation picutres
I said I was gone but I've been mistaken in the past, that's why I'm here trying to save you fuckers, but now I actually want to leave this place. Leave like me, but don't follow me. Bye.
*licks paw*
>>676568311
You are completely deluded. People come on here to talk, have a laugh, and/or flirt.
>>676568488
NO
>>676568224
Very true, if it were about 2000 years ago and we were shitposting on the walls of Pompei.
>>676568311
>he's doubling down
absolute madman
>>676568311
>>676567511
what's got his panties all up in a bunch?
>>676568608
nono, as long as you're not penetrated you are the not gay one. It is wrong to be gay and you are subhuman and dont deserve rights, like a woman or cattle.
>>676569036
He identifies as a furry and takes it too seriously but then is warning us not to be exactly that? Fuck if I know.
>>676569766
ha, taking things seriously
so passé
>>676569916
Taking furry porn or furry "fandom" seriously is more pants-on-head retarded than passe'.
>>676570245
I'll drink to that
it's a sexual fetish with a lot of artwork
not the kind of thing you should openly cling to
>>676570783
So much this
>>676570783
He needs a cutie to cling to instead. Relationships are a sure cure for autismos.
>>676571191
that hurts man
Is it gay to suck dick?
>>676571675
Not if you say "no homo"
How are people not sick of the "it's not gay if x" type of jokes?
>>676571706
at that rate I'll never be cured of it
>>676572271
So you're admitting you are autistic?
>>676572205
sexuality will forever be a source of humor
it's either that or poop jokes
Why did I type "you're" and "you are" in the same sentence........
butt
>>676572655
The issue is not what the humour is derived from but rather that all the jokes are identical and get said here constantly.
>>676572664
You've contracted retardation.
>>676572821
Too angular.
>>676572537
no, I don't do self-diagnosis
if it ain't certified, they can't prove nuttin'
>>676572664
for emphasis, the "you are" sounded more accusatory
>>676572888
memes, on my gfur thread? well I'd never
>>676572916
Don't come near me then.
new bread plox
