It's riddle time /b/tards
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It's riddle time /b/tards
Easy mode:
Ask either bird :" what would the other bird say?"
then go through the other door
>>676553618
This shit was in the labyrinth
Come on.
>>676553356
easy, ask one of them if they are dead, if they say yes, go through the other door
simple af
>>676553356
"Can I go into this door?"
>>676554041
You still don't know which door is which
Pick up both birds, and ask if they want to go to heaven or hell. Doubt they want to go to hell. Take birds with me.
>>676554427
Or kill one bird, to force the other to confess.
>>676553356
Ask a bird "what will the other bird tell me is the door to heaven?"
>>676554272
You ask one bird which door to open.
Then you ask him if he is dead.
>>676555135
One question nigger
>>676555212
Nvm then, over-read that.
Ask no questions go left. yolo
Ask those punk ass bitch birds nothing. If the door knob is hot, then the other door is heaven.
>>676554155
then what?
>>676555106
This works.
>>676553356
1. Rip the birds' heads off and fuck their bleeding neck stumps.
2. Don't open either door, just use the birds' bones to drill a little hole in one of them so you can peek through and see what's on the other side. Nowhere does this riddle propose that you cannot do this, it just says you can't open a door without having irrevocably chosen it. Act accordingly.
3. As you open the hell door (fuck heaven) toss the limp, dead bird carcasses full of your own cum back through the heaven door as a gift for jebus.
>>676556704
Yeah it works for easy mode.
God mode:
Ask the bird that IF there was another bird who would tell the opposite, which door that bird would say as answer, then you take the opposite.
>>676556987
Straight edge
>>676556399
kek
>>676555106
What if you ask that to the lying bird?
It would depend what bird you ask. Isn't it basically asking the bird to ask for you? Might as well ask yourself
>>676556987
Drilling a hole into something effectively is the same as opening it.
Pull the head off one bird. With its blood, write the following:
1+1=2
1+1=3
Left door is heaven.
Right door is heaven.
Ask remaining bird which two statements are true.
Pick a door at random cuz I just don't give a fuck
>>676557093
That's an if statement you colossal faggot
>>676557325
Wow anon this is actually perfect. Nice job
>>676557325
This might work, but if you're gonna do any move, then why not just take open a door and take a glance?
>>676557325
Birds can't read.
>>676557586
>That's an if statement you colossal faggot
Read the OP.
You can ask IF questions in god mode.
>>676557592
Except that birds can't read.
>>676557709
they cant talk either you fucking retard holy fucking shit kill yourself you smartass piece of faggot
>>676557795
the riddle says they can talk, it doesn't say they can read. now you suck my bird
>>676557709
Birds also don't guard doors to mystical realms, dipshit.
>>676557325
Dude, you won
I would say since only 1 bird can tell the truth, the question must be a form of math, only 1 can answer correctly
God mode
"When I say that this door leads to heaven, does that conflict with the answer that you give to the question?"
Take the door that said bird answers "no" to
>>676557921
true, so if the riddle doesn't specify if they can read, then I have to use common sense and say they cannot.
>>676553356
Ask one of the birds, "Which door would a person that always lies tell me to take?"
Then take the other door.
>>676553356
Easy Mode
>What would the other bird say?
God Mode
>What would a bird that always answered the opposite of you say when asked which door goes to heaven?
Godslayer Mode
>When a bird arrives that always answers the opposite of you arrives, will it tell the next person to go right or left to get into heaven?
>>676553356
"If I go through this door, will the holocaust be real?"
>>676557211
dumb anon does not understand how logic true/false logic works. Pls go back to freshman year of high school.
>>676558247
Hypothetical godslayer answer
>>676556987
> just use the birds' bones to drill a little hole in one of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMHwri8TtNE
This happens
>>676558231
* to get to heaven.
>Look birds dead in the eye
>Pull rope from backpocket
>Strap birds to feet
>Gain flight
>itspimpinpimpin.mkv
>>676558077
Can't find a hypothetical, and the logic works. Godslayer mode winner.
>>676558266
Yea but you have to remember that one of the birds is a lying jew
>>676557701
Birds can't speak either
If there were another bird in here with us, how many birds are in here with us?
>>676558335
When, not if. A hypothetical poses a potential situation, not an inevitable one.
>>676558543
Only one question numbnuts
>>676558077
Shit, that actually works
>>676553356
the answer is check 'em
Ok, ask what is 1+1
>>676558077
The answer is always no, because the bird will not answer another question, and nothing conflicts with silence. What you want to know is whether it conflicts with the answer it *would have given* had you asked directly when you had the question to ask, which is a hypothetical.
>>676558801
And then you've used up your only question, at which point you... what, celebrate with bird soup?
Does 2 + 2 = 4?
Done. Easy, faggots
>Which door would lead to your destination when you die.
True bird goes to heaven, so it points heaven (true).
Lie bird goes to hell, so it points to heaven (lying about going to hell).
No ask for other bird, no IFs.
It doesnt matter since only one bird tells the truth
>>676558911
>implying these guardians of Heaven and Hell can die...
>>676558994
Use brain faggot like person below
>>676557325
>>676558803
He's doing God Mode, not Slayer Mode
>>676558911
If you want to get to heaven, kids, read your bible every day so you know how to trick the birds that guard its gates. 10/10
>>676553356
godmode, just yolo it lol
>>676553356
kill yourself.
am i dead?
fit all modes :P
>>676557211
I hope it help you
>>676559619
absolute fucking faggot
please dont reproduce
Easy Ask a statement you know to be true, such as 1+1=2
>>676558896
alright, so one tells you "no"
what door are you going to go through? idiot
God Slaye Mode.
"What door are you guarding?" Both will point heaven.
>>676558896
Why do so many people assume the door the bird is closest to is related to weather it lies or not?
>>676557325
What's your first change in this world?
Didn't consider that... Damn
>>676559970
Theb you wasted your one question dumb fuck.
>>676560032
how do you now they are guarding the heaven door?
>>676560032
Lying one will point to the hell you fucking faggot
>>676553618
>one question
>ask both
fucking mong
>>676560385
he is implying the lying bird is guarding the hell
Sup
Ask one bird if its lying or not. Then ask another bird where's Heaven.
>>676553356
Dik
>>676555135
Ask bird one if door one if it's dead?
Yes>lying bird>the other bird is telling the truth
No>honest bird>the other bird is lying>ask if door one is heaven>if yes go through door 2 and vica versa
Godslayermode defeated
>>676558077
Both will answer no because the liar bird will trick you into believe there is no conflict with that question. Congratulations on your chance.
>>676561116
>Ask bird one if it's dead
Forgot to delete "if door one"
"I'm trying to get to Heaven, would a liar tell me to go to the left?" Yes means Right is Heaven. No Means Left is Heaven.
Tell me if you find a fault.
Ask one bird if it looks like a bird to you.
>>676560694
>Ask either
>either
not both
>>676560694
Do you know what "either" means?
asking the bird what the other bird will say won't do shit if you only get one question you are screwed. The only way that would work is if the bird said who the liar is as well as the door if the bird simply says "that bird would say this door is to heaven" you are fucked. You still don't know who the liar is.
>>676556399
You win.
>>676553356
>hard mode
If you were dishonest which door would you say goes to hell?
The dishonest bird will tell you the one that goes to hell because he's a lying asshole.
The honest bird tells you the one that goes to hell because he knows a dishonest bird is a lying asshole.
>>676561116
you only get to ask 1 question cocknigger
>>676562971
To each bird faggot
>>676553356
ITT:
op posts autism test.
Ask no questions, take both birds, stand in front of any door, then ask to the fuckers "does this door lead to heaven?" they will fucking tell the truth.
>>676563106
you get to ask ONE question to ONE bird.
learn to read or kill self you fucking autist cocksalad
>>676563106
LEARN TO READ YOU COCK CHUGGING NIGGERSHIT
>>676562035
TELL ME IF IT FUCKING WORKS I GOT A DOOR TO CATCH.
>easy mode (if the birds correspond to the doors)
Ask one if their door is open
If it's the liar one says yes, go to the other door
This only works if the birds are sitting by their respective doors, I. E. Liar to hell, truther to heaven
IF ALL LIARS GO TO HELL WHICH DOOR WOULD YOU HAVE TO USE
Cmon guys
Nm I get it now you have to go through the OPPOSITE door of what the bird says.
>>676553356
Grab both birds, open a door and act like you're gonna throw them through and observe their reactions. Assuming the lying bird only lies with words and not his body language and such, it would make sense that it both birds were horrified of going through the door, it leads to hell.
If you are a bird, which door would you fly through to go to heaven
easy af
1.ask whatever bird "are you dead and is this door *point to the goddamn door* heaven ?
2.you get your answers and figure out
3.BECOME A FRIGGIN GOD MAN !
I don't care. just take me out of this horrid existence, it can't be worse than hell.
If I asked the other bird which door leads to heaven what would he tell me?
They both will point to hell so you'll know to go to the opposite door.
>>676557795
top kek
>>676564629
What the fuck is with you people who keep asking the birds if they're dead. Fuck they're probably not anything but an illusion.
Also someone answer my fucking godslayer, would asking one bird if it looked like a bird to you work?
>>676564629
That's two questions, and you can ask only one.
Ask either bird: Would a lying bird tell me that heaven is behind that door (point to either door)?
If the door does lead to heaven:
*truth telling bird says 'no'
*lying bird also says 'no', because it has to lie when answering you
If the door actually leads to hell
*truth telling bird says 'yes'
*lying bird says 'yes' because it has to lie when answering you
either way, if bird says no, take that door to heaven. if bird says yes, take other door to heaven
>>676562369
kill yourself
God slayer mode: Ask the bird, "which door do lairs call heaven?" Either bird points to hell.
>>676565575
And we have a winner! Now try the godmode, I believe in you anon.
>>676566286
it don't work, lieing bird will point to heaven caus ehe has to lie about which door a liar would say is heaven cause h always lies it would be truth if the bird pointed you to hell hence hes gonna point you to heavan
>>676566178
Ok just as long as I don't have to pick any fucking doors after i am dead, I gtg someone is at the door.
FOR ALL MODS:
>you ask the first bird which door leads to hell, he will point at one door
>you ask the other bird, which door leads to heaven, he will point at a door too
the thing is:
if the first bird is evil and you ask him which door leads to hell, he will show you the door to heavenl, because he always lies
if the first bird is good, he will show you the door to heaven too
>that is the answer: you only have to ask one bird.
>>676558077
This anon has it. This is simple math. The truth bird multiplies every answer with 1, liar bird with minus one. What he did is multiply it twice, so each bird will give the same answer. The same type of question would be: "If I say that that door leads to heaven, would your answer be no?"
>God slayer mode
Ask one bird which door corresponds to how you answer questions / your honesty
Assuming lying = hell and truth = heaven
The lying door will point to heaven, since he always lies and would point to hell if he was telling the truth
The truth telling bird will point to heaven, since it's telling the truth
Did I get it right?
Fuck this stupid shit they aren't answering us anymore, I'm out.
