Can we get a squirt thread?
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Can we get a squirt thread?
>>676552353
Is she floating in the air while doing that?
>>676552353
I thought she was sky diving. I was disapointed when I clicked this gif.
>>676552353
>piss thread
Ftfy
>>676552545
Yeah they hung her out of the side of a plane.
>>676552709
Sorry you never been with a squirter. It's hot when it happens at the time but I don't find joy in watching porn stars do it because it's kind of exaggerated
>>676553019
This is referring to his exact type of shin
>>676552982
>>676552982
>>676552982
>>676552545
You fucking idiot! She's lying on a rock. Use your fucking eyes you normie cunt
>>676553019
>how do I science
>>676553019
I like these. More realistic.
>>676552982
at this point im pretty sure this nasty cunt is just pissing
>>676552709
Piss or not It's really hot to know that the girl you're fucking came hard.
The girl I'm fucking currently is extremely orgasmic and can cum 5-6 times during sex and every time she squirts.
She's my first squirter and it's a lot of fun.
>>676553243
or nah
>>676553524
>I like golden showers
>>676553698
.... yes
>>676553698
>pissing so hard she literally has to hold her shit in with her hand
>>676553243
As in its what piss should look like pouring onto a dick?
Tfw squinting is just uncontrollable pissing
>>676552353
You know 99% of squirting porn videos are just women pushing water out of their pussies and flicking it everywhere with their fingers... Or piss.
Sorry to ruin your squirt fetish but it's fake most of the time.
I don't know what you guys are talking about squirting is hot especially on your cock, face, body, anywhere really.
>>676553733
>never had sex with a squirter
>>676553881
This
>>676553928
>squinting is pissing
>mfw asians are fucking disgusting
lol all you fags "squirting is so cool omg my girl squirts all the time" it's piss /b/ros, and more than likely, your girl is just pissing on your dick. Enjoy
>in b4 gifs of cunts pissing
>>676554090
LOL that typo
>>676554090
squirting is piss
citation
https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22530042.300-female-ejaculation-comes-in-two-forms-scientists-find/
>>676554201
I really don't care if it's piss. If she's cumming so hard she's losing control of her bladder i'm fine with that.
>>676554005
I can take a piss on your face if you want, I'm not a girl but if you close your eyes you'll get the same warm sensation, same yummy pee pee smell even!
>>676554456
Have you ever smelled squirt juices?
>>676554657
It smells like piss.
>>676554657
read this
>>676554343
>>676554708
What if I have a piss fetish too?
>>676554657
my ex squirted on a towel she was on top of once, her dad beat the dog for it because he thought it pissed on the towel.. soo dog piss? yum
>>676554657
I'll take that as a no.
>>676554657
lol have YOU
>>676553019
Oh no need to feel sorry pal. My ex used to get so wet with me that it literally ran down her leg, but unlike the 'squirters' you've been with it wasn't urine out the urethra. It was sweet cum right from her vag. I remember her wearing a blue and white skirt and fooling around just before her parents got home from shopping and seeing her cum moving down her leg when we were helping get the groceries out of the car, right there near her parents. So hot. But hey you have your girl pissing on you, so that's something I guess.
>>676554843
That's why I'm here.
>>676554708
sad
>>676555006
Deep web links not on the deep web.
Seems legit.
>>676554947
bruh don't burst his bubble! its cum!!! CUM I TELL YOU!!! not piss :(
>>676554923
Sure, about once every day.
>>676554657
Yes. I've eaten them. I know it's pee, I just don't give a fuck.
>>676555076
So where is this mysterious half gallon cum bladder located?
>>676555107
so you know what piss smells like then, because it's literally piss
>>676555076
So do the chicks know they're pissing then? I thought it was involuntary? And why does it feel so good to them?
>>676554461
Who's this bitch?
>>676555233
my girl told me it felt like she had to piss, so she did, while getting fucked, so maybe some sort of different sensation while getting fucked, but still pissin none the less
>>676555233
It's piss. It's involuntary. I like it becuase I think it's hot.
>>676555233
I think most girls realizes it's piss. I've been with two squirters. One that just didn't give a fuck and wanted to get off, and another that was so embarrassed about it that she denied herself orgasms for more than 15 years due to sheer shame.
>>676555887
its not involuntary lol or EVERY chick would be squirting every time they cum, some chicks piss, some chicks dont.
>>676555887
I will voluntarily give you a golden shower bb
It's not piss guys. I've tasted it.
>>676556222
see
>>676555907
>and another that was so embarrassed about it that she denied herself orgasms for more than 15 years due to sheer shame
Obviously pornstars does it voluntary because they are clever enough to capitalize on a trend. For some girls though, it's completely involuntary and something many of them are deeply ashamed of.
Maybe you should stop watching girls on your screen and actually meet and fuck real ones.
>>676556372
you should try her poop next, but only after she cums, because then it turns into chocolate brownies
>>676556372
have you tasted piss too?
>>676556372
read this
>>676554343
It's piss - science says so
>>676554976
We all do
>>676556222
Not every girl does it mane
I've been with a couple who did and it was involuntary for them
>>676556594
end.
>>676556594
kek'd hard
>>676552353
>ITT: Glorified pissing
>>676556562
I don't actually think you have any evidence to back up what you just said.
>>676557063
personal experience is this kids fucking evidence looool squirt masta Pee!
>>676556594
>>676556637
>>676556664
Guys please don't be mad just because you can't ride the piss train anymore. It doesn't contribute to a constructive conversation.
>>676557063
hold up while he tries to google it real quick
>>676557063
Proof of what? That I've had sex with squirters or that pornstars are pissing in squirting scenes?
>>676552353
>squirting
this is so 2005
guys can squirt too!
>>676557776
damn thats some hardcore involuntary squirting
>>676556222
it's not true! You can't get dehydrated by pissing ;)
>>676558249
>You can't get dehydrated by pissing
That's some kick-ass science.
This is what a squirt looks like. If you see a fountain, that's piss.
hey faggots
tell me, is this squirt to you "experts"?
http://www.slutload.com/video/horny-latin-girl-squirts-a-huge-white-load/kGyBe9dBpD5/
>>676558492
That's a man, and that's cum.
>>676559498
you're so in denial you believe you see dicks everywhere even
holy fuck, i knew 4chan made people gay, but i didn't think it would make them fully schizo/alternate reality type of homosexual
>>676559498
eww. really? That snatch does look a bit weird.
>>676559498
KEK
>>676559629
While I'm with you on the argument of what a real squirt is, in this case he is right. That's a famous video of a post op mtf tranny cumming.
>>676559810
Where can I find more? That shits hot.
>>676559398
jesus that was disgusting whatever it was, I don't recall learning about milk production inside the vagina in anatomy.. its almost like this cam whore loaded herself full of something before she started preforming for the sweet sweet coins.. but who would do that..
>>676558492
hate to break it to you, son but .... but thats piss
>>676554456
It doesn't smell like piss tho
>>676559810
this.
>>676559629
bruh you just wanked it to a tranny cumming out his pee hole
>>676559810
You ever seen 'shopgirl' from chaturbate? She's 100% female and cums similar to that. Though I don't deny you may be right about that 'girl'
>>676559810
Wow, that explains the humongous hands and hatchet wound.
Who cares, real girl goo tastes and smells worse anyway.
and this chick can cum milk out of her ass hole!! amazing!
>>676560225
I was agreeing that girls cum like that, just stating that this video was in fact a man. Don't know why people are still arguing about this. Both types of "squirting" are real. The clearer more abundant powerful explosion and the thicker creamier slow release. Although the majority of porn videos titled squirting are just women pissing from a lot of water.
"Some aspects of the research community distinguish between female ejaculation and what is colloquially known as squirting or gushing.[2] These terms are used by the public interchangeably, which often leads to confusion. In these research publications, it is suggested that "real" female ejaculation is the release of a very scanty, thick, and whitish fluid from the female prostate,[2][46] while the "squirting" or "gushing" (shown frequently in pornography) is a different phenomenon; the expulsion of clear and abundant fluid, which has been shown to be a diluted fluid from the urinary bladder.[2] It is suggested that much of the obscurity and the uncertainties about female ejaculation are related to mixing up these two phenomena."
>>676560128
its piss, maybe the piss you smelt came from a girl who eats a lot of asparagus
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing
>>676560674
This.
I'll take a womans piss over her white, cheesy, secrations any day.
>>676560674
>>676561031
Yeh this is accurate. There isn't a woman alive whose cum smells remotely bearable. It's fucking disgusting, but enjoyable to watch from the perspective of a video.
>>676560887
I wasn't disagreeing with you. I just asked if you'd seen her. She cums similar to that, is all.
>>676560887
sweet, the first paragraph from the female ejaculation wiki page, thanks m8
>>676561242
It's comparable to dick cheese. My fellow uncut /b/ro's know's what I'm talking about.
>>676559498
>>676559810
>IT'S A MAN
>>676558492
>looks like
It is an example. This is what it looks like when a biochick squirts. It is similar, because it comes from similar organs.
If someone thinks that a huge fountain is not piss, then they also must believe that women have a hitherto undiscovered bladder-sized organ containing huge amounts of clean water ready to simply eject at a moment's notice.
>>676561325
It's far from the first paragraph faggot, quite a ways down actually. And I couldn't give enough of a fuck about this subject matter to go searching for any form of a better source. Just through it in there for reference you gigantic neckbeard.
Piss or not who gives a fuck!!!!! This is a goddamn squirt thread not a pursues argue over piss thread. Maybe it's piss maybe it's not who cares. I literally saw a thread full of guys fucking farm animals earlier and no one bitched as much as you guys are.post em if you have save em if you don't and shut the fuck up about it GODDAMN!
>>676560693
ye i can confirm this - its definitely milk cum; i can tell from seeing quite a few milk cums in my time ...
It's not puss. It tastes much better and looks different.
>>676561950
its most definitely "puss". In all its glory.
>>676559810
>>676558492
name/sauce?
I'm not convinced by any means, looks like a girl to me and doesn't look like the oceans of piss that come out of girls' urethras in "squirting" porn (more like the skenes gland secretions or whatever it is), but it's fascinating either way... perhaps more so if it's actually a post-op mtf, pussy looks amazingly natural from that angle
>>676561692
thanks so much for scrolling thru all of that and finding it for us!
>>676561692
>And I couldn't give enough of a fuck about this subject matter
Yet you have nothing better to do than responding on this subject.
>>676555907
>and another that was so embarrassed about it that she denied herself orgasms for more than 15 years due to sheer shame.
Was with a girl who was always embarrassed about it but she said to keep going even if she said to stop. It was hot as fuck, she would squirm and plead and everything.
>>676557063
Look dude, go on any cam site, with real live girls and there are some who can squirt on command basically. They will do it if you ask them. Some can force their body to do it, and some can't. It's the same with some pornstars. Some people can do it purposely and some can't.
>>676561942
oh man my girl milk cums out her ass hole like 6 times when i fuck her
>>676554396
You can even see it come out of where the women pee's, fucking nasty.
"The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists."
"Nature and Origin of “Squirting” in Female Sexuality" et al Samuel Salama MD, Florence Boitrelle MD
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12799/abstract
>>676562183
>> pee on command
>>676562104
>pussy looks amazingly natural from that angle
The words of a man who haven't been with a woman in a long, long time.
>>676560966
Virgin found or never had a squirter. I have been with two ,currently with one and it`s defiantly not piss. inb4 i`ve been with a girl that was into water sports. Totally different taste and smell and thickness.
>>676562104
Somebody had posted a link to the guys videos, he had videos pre and post surgery, but definitely legitimately a dude. Although there a absolutely girls who cum in a similar fashion and there are quite a few videos out there of it.
>>676562149
You're very welcome friend.
>>676562162
Touche.
>>676561692
>> far from the first paragraph
>> I couldn't give enough of a fuck about this subject matter
>>676562530
It comes from the bladder, its piss m8
>>676562530
problem being : it has already been disproven in several med. studies. Sorry but you're enjoying her pee ... BUT thats nothing to be ashamed of, the male will always crave everything from, about and inside of the female. Thats how we're programmed, its nature.
>>676562593
You caught me balls deep in my faggotry. Congrats.
>>676552545
The squirt works like a propulsion device.
>>676562699
fuck yo science, he fucks hella chicks who squirt a ton bro, he knows what the fuck he's talking about
>>676562524
well, it has been some years, but while it doesn't appear to be a terribly aesthetically pleasing pussy it doesn't seem like most post-op pussies I've seen
>>676562548
>Somebody had posted a link to the guys videos
my google-fu is failing me, I'm hoping someone knows a name or other key phrase to search off the top of their head
>>676562183
>Was with a girl who was always embarrassed about it but she said to keep going even if she said to stop. It was hot as fuck, she would squirm and plead and everything.
A month in the realtionship I just ignored her when she asked me to stop, like she'd been doing every time we fucked. I made her cum and she squirted. She picked up her clothes as fast as she could and left. The next day I was blocked on all of her social media and phone.
I kinda feel bad for her still.
>>676553881
>>676562794
thanks for owning up
>>676563069
>being embarrassed about being raped
Women right?
>>676563069
so.. rape?
>>676563212
>>676563318
>but she said to keep going even if she said to stop
>>676563331
Unless I'm retarded and this is a different anon. I miss IDs.
>>676562390
Not every girl can make it shoot/gush out of themselves from masturbating.
>>676558492
http://xhamster.com/movies/2644471/girl_drips_pussy_juice_like_honey.html
>>676563152
No worries m8
>>676555179
THIS
>>676563331
sounds like a job for!
>>676563331
But you didnt say that.
its just piss
>>676563543
dont we all :(
How about some grool videos instead please?
>>676562998
lol niggers
>>676563431
thanks, name apparently qwertvert
>Squirt thread
> 135 replys/15 images
Kill yourselves the lot of you
>>676563476
Most forced meme Ive seen this month, gz faggot.
>>676563477
I assumed >>676563069
was the same as >>676562183
>>676563140
>>676563212
>>676563318
Of course I should have added that we had talked at length about her fear of squirting and that she had been expressing a will and desire to one day experience an orgasm during sex.
But I guess a "no" is "no" no matter the circumstance. Oh well, I guess I'm a rapist. That's a bummer.
>>676563790
You're definitely helping by posting 50 cent
As am I by posting nothing.
>>676563069
>The next day I was blocked on all of her social media and phone
>and phone
uh ... how does one "block" a phone?
One does not simply "block" a phone ... unless she paid for carrier denial services. Which is unlikely.
>>676563862
She's literally exploding with mountain dew.
>>676563915
>Oh well, I guess I'm a rapist. That's a bummer.
Actually it's pretty cool most are too embarrassed and ashamed to tell anyway.
That's why they need feminism, I think.
>>676563862
How is that biologically possibly to have ass like that
>>676564084
I don't understand, what are you saying.
>>676564039
You can on most smartphones, i do it to certain people on my iphone
>>676564039
>iphone
>>676564084
By being a giant fat monster.
>>676564084
Lots of junk food. Fucking hamplanets.
>>676564162
no ... you cant. Calls are always routed and maybe you adjusted your phone settings to IGNORE certain, incoming calls BUT that'll only work if the caller id is being sent. If its anonymous .... its technologically impossible unless you make a deal with your carrier.
>>676563862
Most disgusting thing I've seen in a while.
>>676552353
>>676564359
You're technically right, but if I block a number on my iphone I'm not getting any texts or calls from that person and that accomplishes exactly the same thing.
>>676564071
Cool that I admitted that I'm probably a rapist?
>>676564420
Well now that you basically put up his Bat signal, we're fucked.
>>676564142
Its okay my mentally challenged murican friend, you must have one of those too.
>>676564523
I just don't get what he means.
>>676564359
I didn't know that. I guess she just blocked my number from calls and texts, but I wasn't going to hassle her.
>>676563793
how is the SVU banner a meme? gz faggot
>>676564475
No, it doesnt. At all. You are IGNORING SPECIFIC CALLER IDS, thats it. The call is still arriving, maybe your phone denies it. The caller simply needs to HIDE HIS ID and your block will be history.
>>676564523
I don't know, it's a little more retarded to ask how a fat girl has a fat ass like it's some kind of mystery.
>>676564673
thats a nice squirt she has!
>>676564617
Leme correct some of his grammar and see if it helps you:
"How is it biologically possible to have ass like that?"
>>676563862
Look...a whales blow hole!!
>>676564748
The rapist with the blocked number here.
Like I said, I wasn't going to change caller ID in order to reach her because I felt kinda bad about it.
>>676564854
Where is the bilogical impossibility. can you circle it? Does anyone have a diagram? I need help here.
>>676565004
thats pee dumbass
>>676565004
Wow, Kristen Stewart have more facial expressions.
>
>>676565191
I think thats the point
>>676552715
First one to squirt gets to stay on my aircraft!
>>676563431
http://xhamster.com/movies/4307169/real_squirt_compilation_daddi.html
>>676564984
you felt bad about making her cum - which she demonstrably wanted you to, in a manner she wanted you to do it?
Yeah, that doesnt make any sense. Beg for mercy, like you always do and make her cum again. Big time.
>>676565276
this is some quality squirting, thanks
>>676565276
Just WTF?
>>676556594
lost
>In a distance two people are fucking
>Camera zooms into room
>they are going at it
>girl screams im gonna cum
>guy goes into lamborghini mode
>Girl screams
>Cums
>Squirt goes everywhere
>girl smiles "looks like i squirted"
>Guy says "Its not squirt its piss"
>Guy argues with girl about its not squirt its piss
And there we have it i summed up when people argue of a retarded thing
>>676565191
see >>676552709
>>676565352
It's not the fact that I made her cum that makes me feel bad, rather the fact that she got embarrassed and didn't want to speak to me. I'm not that big of a creep that I would seek out ways to cheat her block.
>>676565613
oh fuck yeah thats a nice squirt
>Literally a pissing thread
>>676565722
That's impressive.
I guess instead of saying "i need to piss/pee", I'll just like everyone know I'm about to go squirt
>>676565741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9UKNwlhhpo
>>676565613
Wow that's a huge squirt. You tell it's squirt because it lasts about the length of the average female orgasm.
>>676565741
>gotcha
>>676563140
Same
>>676565880
i would know, i've plowed so many squirters in my days, anyone who says otherwise is a virgin
>>676565623
theres only one way to "cheat" her block - visit her, kiss her, fuck her.
>>676565971
Holy shit can she squirt on command. She didn't even need any stimulation.
>>676566068
Yeah, I'm not entirely that desperate that I need to look her up. It's not hard to just call someone else.
>>676566291
Yeah, its called pissing.
>>676566507
>hook, line, and sinker
>>676566507
What would you know you virgin neckbeard. That's obviously squirting, and any experienced man could tell that's not piss. Good job giving yourself away faggot.
>>676566607
>top kek
It's fucking amazing how oblivious so many people on here can be.
>>676561104
i request a sauce please
>>676553243
wonderin how much that nigga got paid for gettin pissed on by a caucasian woman and have it publicized on the internet
>>676567099
No more than 500.
>>676561104
Who is this chick?
>>676565971
sauce?
