What do with /b/ird. Broke neck. Paralyzed but breathing. Will do anything to the bird. Nothing to myself
Leaf time stamp (3/29)
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Put it out of its misery and burry it properly
Sling shot ammo
>>676540828
Did you xray it? What happened to it?
It's probably just stunned. If its neck was broken it'd be dead.
Put it in a container and cum on it
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Put it out of its misery, smach it with a big rock
>>676541268
Reroll
>>676541322
Winrar!
stomp on it
smash it with a shovel and then bury it with big rocks on top so raccoons don't fuck with it
OP here. What about I burn him in a nest?
>>676540625
bring it to a vet
Birds get shocked and just sit where they are for a bit and quietly melt down. Leave it alone before it gives itself a heart attack
>>676541268
tbh this. i never advocate animal cruelty but in situations like this the bird has a low survival rate. i've killed many small birds that my cats have decided to catch, also tried many times to save them and they never live.
tl;dr just rock the bastard
>>676541463
Does dubs decide?
>>676540625
Bring it to Bernie Sanders and see if he can revive it with bird magic.
>>676541178
this, can't even make a thread right OP.
take the bird to a rescue centre.
>>676541352
Not a dubs thread. Maybe trips tho
>>676541487
It's pretty rock solid. Eyes are just slightly open
>>676541463
don't be a sadistic asshole, just kill it quickly
>>676541557
No. Trips maybe
Get it to a vet.
Save bird life.
Bird is grateful.
Brings you worms.
You go fishing.
Food.
Help the bird and it will help you.
>>676540625
Is this a trips thread OP?
>>676541173
Unless it's really suffering which it doesn't look like you could keep it warm a see if it recovers.
>>676541448
rreroollll
>>676541471
You fucking pussy, kill yourself.
>>676542088
reroll two
>>676542140
reroll 3
>>676542164
reroll 4
>>676542205
reroll 5
i really want that bird stomped on
>>676542064
>>676541173
it is a fucking wild bird, xray lmao what a complete waste of money, are you going to pay for it? and it won't recover, i have literally seen this type of case probably a hundred times, bird never survives, you waste your time only to stress it out
rock the fucker and be done with it
OP here. Guys the bird is not breathing anymore. Eyes are barely open. Poor thing. Should I just bury it? I could cut its head off beforehand so I'm sure it's dead
>>676540828
Live stream vivisection. It won't feel anything if the neck is broken.
>>676540625
nurture it
SPACE PROGRAM: ASTEROID IMPACT VERSION
>>676540625
You know you gotta cum on it
>>676540625
Set on fire
>>676542290
send it back into the heavens where it belongs for one final trip.
>>676542290 if it's not breathing you don't have to do anything
Put in ass
This is fucked up. I hope you die in the same way you killed this bird and I'm not baiting. Look at the bird's face expression.
Ok. OP here. I've made up my mind. It's dead. I'll cut off its head. Burn it in the nest. The bury it all
>>676542748
I didn't kill it's. It died by itself. Now we're all having a funeral
BURN THEM
>>676540625
>>676541866
The captcha search keyword was FISH
Bring to vet... it's a sign OP
It must be hard being this retarded. Fledglings can not fly and are essentially stuck in their nest.
Their best best defense mechanism is to remain still if there is a predator around.
You managed to kill a baby bird you stupid faggot. Try not to scare another one to death.
>>676543304
>WD-40
this just got interesting
>>676543349
I put it in the nest. It was twitching uncontrollably on the ground when I found it. This nest has been abandoned for a while now
Ok. Any prayers?
>>676543634
No way you didn't fuck it up somehow. You certainly did, look at your hands; I can see you're a shitskin so this is typical behavior for you.
if this was a cat or dog you would all be moralfags whining and crying to let it go and telling op to anhero.
>>676543941
HE WAZ A GUUD BOIIII
DO IT FAGGOT
>>676543941
Bismillahirrahmânirrahîm.
Elhamdü lillâhi rabbil'alemin
Errahmânir'rahim
Mâliki yevmiddin
İyyâke na'budü ve iyyâke neste'în
İhdinessırâtel müstakîm
Sırâtellezine en'amte aleyhim ğayrilmağdûbi aleyhim ve leddâllîn
Go to heaven Brother
>>676543941
Whhhhhyyyyy
WWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY
HE DIN DU NUFFIN
>>676544412
He was black, ma'am
>>676543304
Ignition
>>676544106
Fuck off and die :)
>>676543941
You will ride eternal in Valhalla, shiny and chrome.
>>676540625
take to vet
pay the bill
>>676540625
Sick bastard
>>676540625
euthanize it
>>676544705
>nobird.jpg
>>676541513
My cats fuck birds up all the time too, apparently alot of the birds (that survive the cat mobbing) die because they 'panic' themselves to death after the initial shock of getting mauled (like how hamsters getting frights can kill them or whatever)
>>676541463
how about someone burns you in your home instead?
>>676540625
>ring neck
>pluck feathers
>gut
>season with lemon, pepper, salt
>Cum inside of it
>roast on open fire
>enjoy
>>676544705
aaaaaaa
nuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>676540625
Step on it hard. Dont let it suffer retard
Ok great fire. Kept it going for a while
>>676544705
OP Go to hell motherfucker
>>676543941
rest in pieces
>>676545144
Have a little taste?
>>676540625
Take it to a vet
>>676545144
rip buddy
>>676545144
you will die with a great agony in a fire. I can't wait to see you in a rekt thread :^)
>>676545144
>>676545262
kek, they'd probably appreciate it
Fucking nigger.. Burn in hell like you burned him...I bet your a virgin.. now you know why you hearthless motherfucker!
>>676545144
Now you will die! Pray for you faggot
>>676545302
So True i Hope i See him too
>>676545144
where's the bird though
>>676545302
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>>676545394
The samefaggery religious goof is through the roof today
>>676545144
Is he okay?
>>676544987
Leave your cats inside.
Cats are the number one cause of anthropogenic biodiversity loss in the United States killing an estimated 1.4 to 3.7 billion birds and 6.9 to 20.7 billion small mammals each year
http://fishbio.com/field-notes/the-fish-report/bad-kitty-impacts-feral-felines-biodiversity
I love kitties but I have to kill them when I see them outside. I've ran over three, shot 1 by my house, trapped and shot/gave to dogs 3 at my farm and my dogs have killed 1 on their own.
Correct your ways or your cat could be next.
Ok. /b/ird has moved on to another life. It has a peaceful death. Then I cooked that shit, and buried it. Ask me anything now I guess
>>676544705
>>676545144
Not even close to being the same fires...
>>676545302
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>>676545487
Omg just shut the fuck up you fucking morron. I hate stupid bastards like you that put human life below animal life. This bird was fuckin dead. Why do you even care ? fuckin piece of shit of humanity go suicid pls.
>>676545607
Thanks OP, may birdie rest in piece
>>676545710
you mad bro
>>676545654
lol yes it is u cunt nugget, its a pittd fire and the same bit of grass has been in all 3 pictures , why do u care nigger burned a dead bird and buried it..youd probably stick it in your ass and then blend it and drink it,
>>676545710
He kill the /b/ird stupid faggot
>>676545824
Yes
>>676545487
>>676545394
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>>676544025
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>>676542748
You don't belong here. Please leave.
>>676545868
>"I didn't kill it's. It died by itself"
Yes he totally killed it.
>>676545607
Atleast you didn't torture the Bird like a faggot. Have a rare pepe OP and have a nice day
>>676545607
>dig up the bird
>take to vet
>>676546392
I don't like Pepe the frog. But I appreciate that you're not one of the dumbfucks that think I hurt it
>>676546672
Pretty much what most of these fags in the thread would probably say
>>676546672
After countless "bring it to the vet" this made me laugh
>>676546686
How can u not like pepe the frog you sick fuck, you disgust me.
