just stole this pylon
i do this shit all the time, stole like 150 pylons over the years. i tend to do crazy shit with them.
i cant think of what to do, so whoever rolls an 83 decides.
ill take pictures/videos as proof, either in this thread or start up a new one.
make a bong
>>676494036
you didnt even tell me what to do in your roll you faggot
Put into your ass
masturbate with it
>>676494166
>installingvlc.jpg
>>676494166
Requesting gif of cone going in man's ass
who the fuck are you?
This is a thing in my town, i did a bunch of acid once and stole about 11 cones
>>676493887
Duck tape it to a phone pole, the higher the better
Push both your balls through the hole in the top then cum on the 8 to turn it into a 6
Rubberband a glove into the top hole and fuck it
>>676494478
im from chicago, i do this too
>>676494481
fucking close, rerolling
>>676493887
give it back and apologize by saying
Sry,i thought this was your mom,so i fucked it.
turns out its not as shallow as she is.
Record that,and call it a social experement to get away with it.
Set your penis on the top of it
>>676494503
You're doing gods work anon
Break shit with it
shit in the pylon
You should try and steal a better TV next time
Put a pipe bomb in it and replace a normal cone on the side of the road with it
>>676494633
i only get dubs when they are meaningless
>>676494669
Roll for this
>>676494830
i use it to play my nes, the new tv fucks with the resolution and shit
>>676494999
noice trips
pylon in pooper
Lick the top of the pylon
op here, willing to use a machete in ideas at no extra charge
>>676495795
Is that the jungle master?
>>676495795
Machete in pylon in pooper
use as fleshlight
>>676495920
the one and only
they call me reverend jungle master
>>676495941
Rolling
>>676495988
so close, but so far, thanks for playing
>>676493887
Eat it
Put an egg on the top of the pylon and chop it with machete.
>cut off the flat bottom part
>wear it around your neck
>put the cone part on your head
>go streaking while screaming "I AM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE"
>Post pics
>???
>Profit
>>676496708
Rollin' for this
>>676496722
rerolling
As much potential as this could have, I can not think of a single thing to do with a traffic cone. Can you fit your dick in the smaller hole at the top?
>>676496722
rolling again
>>676496708
Ballsack rollin
>>676496722
>inb4 83 get
>>676493887
nail it to the wall
>>676493887
Build a gateway and warp in some zealots
throw at random person on sidewalk
>pylon
If dubs write "I'm a stupid fucking faggot for calling this object a "pylon"instead of a "traffic cone"" on it.
Also lick it.
Return it
>>676493887
Leave it at the ambulance entrance at a hospitals emergency room area.
where my gets at?
last pylon i glued the bottom and set on fire full of gasoline
cum on it with time stamp
ok time for a get
Eat as much as you can.
>>676496722
Rollin for this
Up the ass it goes
Cap the bottom, fill with a mixture of Aluminum Oxide mixed with rust in a 50/50 ratio. Set on top of a manhole cover or large metal grate. Light with magnesium and blow torch.
Stand aside plebs I got the Winrar
Use machete to cut holes in walls and use the cone as a room to room peephole
Shove it up your ass
>>676497256
rol
Put it in your fridge and throw the fridge on your street faggot, op won't deliver.
Sharpie...errr, traffic cone in the pooper
>>676493887
you are as retarded as I was in college.
Freshman year of college I stole 27 of those from a truck outside of a residence hall that was being renovated.
I bought a huge roll of caution tape from Home Depot for like a buck twenty five and proceeded to put a couple cones up in front of the dining hall and put caution tape over the doors.
In the morning students going for breakfast thought it was closed and left; I would like to think, I, perhaps, was responsible for at least a few students having a really bad morning due to lack of breakfast.
I went on to do this to several other dining halls, computer labs, and even every bathroom in an entire residence hall until I ran out of cones.
Or you could just stick one up your ass on Omegle.
pylon in toilet, piss in top
>>676498302
man, i just love these things. they have so much power and its just a fucking orange cone
>>676498327
rolling for this
>>676498302
I don't think you or anyone else in this thread realize how fucking expensive street cones are.
Stick it up your but.
steal three more.
Do nothing with any of them.
Poop in it
>>676498608
Rolling
>>676498608
I'd like to see this as well. ;)
>>676498658
Rolio
Do nothing.
Just leave it there.
>>676498658
Rollerino
yall niggas making the pylon blush
>>676498658
This
>>676499026
Fuck that filthy slut
Go to chipotle and use it as a blow horn to announce that there was an ecoli outbreak
stick in toilet, wide end down, attempt to piss in top
Fuck the cone
>>676498585
$25?
That ain't shit. Unless you're saying that construction companies purposefully overpay for them in order to profit...
>>676499180
Rollio
>>676498585
after 150, the gubermint can bill me
>>676499180
>>676499335
rollerblade for this
write nigger on cone, put back
>>676498700
my god! the dubs they...they exist
put a bomb in it and place it in a public bathroom
Tape both sides after you put a kitten into it, then throw it off of a building rooftop.
Pics please.
>>676493887
close the parking lot to your closest shopping mall
Tape to ceiling fan. Turn on.
smear your own shit all over the inside of it, and then put your head in it.
Call it a cone like a normal person you ass
Stand on chair try and poop in small hole
>>676499978
roll
Write "edijs delle" on it, then fuck it
>>676500048
again
honoring someone who asked me to lick it, so op can deliver something
>>676500030
Roll
Beat someone with it.
>>676499978
rolling for this
Take it to a movie and insist on paying for it
>>676500206
reroll
>>676500030
Rolliooo
>>676500292
Rollin.exe
take a picture of you butt naked, with the only censorship being your cock shoved into the top hole. post picture on here AND Facebook.
>>676497248
holy shit is that op? you're like 500 lbs
Glue it to the hood of a cop car.
>>676500208
fucking this
>>676499811
Roll
jack off and cum on it
>>676500427
this
Take all your clothes off, duct tape it to your head, put an American flag between your ass cheeks and run around your busiest mall yelling "freedom fighters unite".
>>676500441
ill have you know im a svelte 486
>>676500511
reroll
>>676493887
I have a pylon story...kinda.
>1980's
>dad is telling me stories again
>this time about stealing a pylon
>explains to me why
>he and buddies got ounce of weed in HS
>set it on fire under a pylon
>lift pylon and big hits from top
>similar to gravity bong
They got really high supposedly...of course, not as high as he got when I smoked him out with some dabs last year.
>>676500427
holy fuck this
>>676500586
weed back in the 70s was goddamn shit
>>676500512
Reroll
>>676500427
T H I S
stab a drawing on the pylon
>>676493887
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
>>676497197
Rolling for this
>>676500030
Roll polly
nothing
shave your facial hair then take a pic of you next to it.
>>676500999
another fucking set of 999 trips goddamn
>>676501020
Last roll
>>676495795
>put on reflective orange vest
>use cone to stop traffic
>machete dick off in front of captive audience.
>>676501044
rol
write your name and address on it then take a pic
>>676501115
any facial hair style? hitler stache perhaps?
>>676493887
u cant have steal 150 because this is number 83 you fag op is a lying fag
>>676501156
another
>>676501224
yes
Throw it at a stranger.
write nigger on it put it on a black persons lawn
>>676501211
nigga, do you think i stole them numerically?
>>676501263
this Ahab
>>676499978
for funny jokes
>>676501263
Roll
Do nothing with it
>>676501382
>>676501384
holy fuckers beatman
>>676501382 (<---- that one)
>>676501384
holy fuck
>>676501382
>>676501384
Son of a bitch
Draw a face tits and vag on it and sleep with it in your bed for a month.
>>676499978
do it fag
>>676500445
Rolling for this
>>676501554
rol
>>676501656
>rol
n
>>6765000
Reeeroll
LETS DO THIS SHIT.
FUCKING, STACK THEM UP, PISS ON THROUGH THE WHOLE LIKE IF ITS A FUCKING PISS TUNNEL
>>676493887
>pylon
That's a cone, you jackass.
>>676501678
reroll
>>676501757
its a pylon to me
>>676501776
sigh
>>676501354
B8 accomplished
Stole stuff too
Wear it on your head and timestamp apology for calling it a pylon. It's a cone you asshat
if 83, i delete the thread
>>676500093
Neckbears, with a shitty attempt at some meximoustache. Not impressed anon
Eat it
>>676501972
i never started the thread to impress people, i steal pylons for christs sake. do you think i have my life together?
>>676501972
>neckbears
/thread
>>676500208
Roll
>>676496722
Roll
leave cone wherever it is, come back to computer, start tinychat, kill yourself live.
>>676502350
roll
>>676500208
Rolling
>>676502003
go run around your neighborhood wearing nothing but the pylon on your head and scream nigger over and over while doing it
It's going in your ass
>>676502496
Roll for this
here you fucks
>>676500550
Kek
>>676502599
Dubs have spoken. OP. Cone. Ass. Now!
>>676502496
this
>>676502666
Checked
>>676502666
It's ok, i forgive you
>>676502728
i said 83, and this thread is full of trips, fuck your dubs
>>676502496
re rolling cus i want op to fuck up his life
>>676502795
>>676502774
navigation with a pylon on my head is fucking hard
>>676493887
Called a witches hat u faggggggg
>>676502728
Lol rolling
>>676502496
roll for dis
>>676502496
do it op
shit in it, smear shit to inside walls, put on as hat.
>>676493887
put it in your bum
>>676502496
Rolling for this
>>676499978
rols
83 get also >>676502496
>>676499262
Proper industrial grade street cones are $100+
Stand on chair. poop on cone. Aim for small hole.
Throw it through car window.
>>676503073
im close re roll
>>676498275
Rolling for this
Lube + Asshole
>>676503100
>Stand on chair. poop on cone. Aim for small hole.
Roll
if 83, delete the thread and create new one for a re roll
>>676503063
rolse
Chop it in small pieces
Microwave
>>676503073
this
>>676503237
Rollson
>>676503279
not even rolse
Put it up to your face like a megaphone and scream thru the hole. Record yourself doing it
>>676503279
do this now. I have to go to bed. stop wasting my time faggot.
>>676503311
Rololol
83 get
piss on it
stick it in your ass and let someone piss in the other side
>>676503382
if your widdle ass needs to sleep, go to bed
>>676503382
omg
>>676503382
This
Write "edijs delle" on it, then fuck it
Reroll
>>676503382
lmao so close
If I win I roll that you go to bed and do nothing with the pylon.
>>676502496
nigga
sticky tape an ice cube to the top of it and insert it in your butthole
>>676503483
winwinwin
>>676503483
HA
BY MAKING FUN OF ME YOU ROLLED FOR ME AND GOT IT
now I can rest in peace
>>676503483
>83
guess im going to bed guys
>>676503483
WINRAR
>>676503483
WINRAR
Put your dick in it and sing Landslide by Fleetwood Mac
>>676503603
no, go back to the post he was referring to. go all the way to the source.
op has to go to bed now
>>676503815
that's not what the roll was for
sleep tight pylon
>>676503773
not how it works buddy
anon wants sleep, thats whats happening
go outside and hit someone with it.
Chop it into small pieces with your machete and eat them. Then put the cone back together after you shit it out
>>676493887
>create suit of outward jutting pylons
>the only non-pylon element is a knights helm with a go pro on top
>run into supermarket and barrel through everything
>have friend film the incident
>bozillions in profit
>>676503944
this fuckin thread.
Topkek
I just want to see the first man on pylon porno
mfw op doesn't actually delivar sourcepost roll
fuck the pylon like this
83get
>>676504369
the nigga asked for me to go to bed with pylon, he didnt reroll a niggas post
>>676503944
way to puss out, op
as the guy who got the 83
im happy with how this ended, i didnt reroll, i originally wanted to have him piss in it
>>676504487
roll
>>676504520
>>676504369
>madfag samefag
he told op to go to sleep, so pylie cyrus went to bed
>>676504508
No he didn't, he said that he wanted to go to sleep and for you to do the source thing you fucking fag
>>676504508
I'm the guy who got the 83, I'm the guy who tells you what I meant. You can't create your own rules as you go, OP. That's how you become a faggot.
>>676504866
impossible that you got 83
cause i got 83
op is right, i want him to put pylie cyrus to sleep
get mad faggot
>>676504866
>no i got the 83 piss in it
>no I got the 83 shit in it
unless you can prove you got 83, fuck your mother
>>676502496
Roll
>>676504520
You should save this image and use it for next time anon.
I want to see Op take pylies virginity (I know she's a young pubesant 12 year old tween cone but she can handle his cock)
>>676504956
nice try op
>>676505105
>young pubesant 12 year old tween cone
>>676504956
there's obviously no way to prove either of us as the true 83, but it's clear the OP is just gonna do the easiest of the two arguments because he's a giant pussy.
also, the stupid Miley Cyrus joke isn't funny, you can stop using it, faggot.
>>676505131
yea, and im sure you are the real guy who got 83
i delivered, the roll said go to bed, so me and pylie are in bed right now
>>676505258
molest pylie
>>676505304
rolling
>>676505304
reroll
i am the one who got 83
i said go to bed
We've been fed bullshit
>>676505388
case closed bitches
>>676505388
>implying it takes any more than 10 seconds to fake
holy shit you're retarded
>>676505554
op detected >>676505388
>>676505565
you fake it up then, you fagboat
>>676505640
>>676505565
>claims it's fake
>can't prove it's fake because they don't know about inspect element
>>676505726
/thread
op delivered, thanks mr 83
>>676505726
wat
>>676505879
>>676505726
this was the most obvious samefag I've ever seen
also hi OP
Cut hole, lube it, fuck that cone...fuck it good
>>676505966
End yourself
>>676506039
>>676505388
samefag, proof OP was 83
nice inspect element, and way to be a giant fag tonight
>>676506241
so i got 83, and decided what i wanted
and i didnt deliver?
>>676504866
Listen here lordfag, you're not playing monopoly with your family here. You shitposted, now enjoy your non-existant delivery.
>>676506241
>op rolls 83
>says he wants pylon in bed
>op delivers
>wahhhh op didnt deliver cause i didnt like it
fuck yourself
>>676506304
This fucking thread pretty much:
OP:cucked you all
Anons: Are arguing about who got 83
Holy shit who let the mentally retards use the computer without their aid's supervision?
>>676506383
either you talked about yourself in the 3rd person for half the thread, or you didn't get 83, OP
not involved with the previous discussions but just pointing that out
>>676506383
Oh shit
>>676506473
Yeah, I hate mentally retards!!
>>676506514
>george is getting upset
>>676506241
Glad I taught you about inspect element kid
>>676493887
>pylon
>parking cone
Up your ass it goes
>>676506383
WINRAR
>OP go fuck yourself
>>676506852
ill be sleeping tight with pylie cyrus, dont you worry
Alright faggots settle down.
It's clear the OP of this thread is in the wrong here. He's contradicted himself multiple times now.
However, the people raging against him are also faggots, because to think the OP wouldn't be a faggot is a faggot thing to think.
tl;dr: You're all faggots.
>>676506852
>op fuck yourself
will do buddy
>>676506908
never contradicted myself, just didnt tell everyone i got the 83. other anon discovered it. i rolled 83, i said go to bed, im going to bed.
get cucked threadmates
>>676506852
>hurr no not how it works I wanna sleep hurr pylie Cyrus hurr
did you like my OP impression?
>>676506814
I removed that fucking watermark.
>>676507060
>do you know how mad you are going
83 is 83, get cucked nigger
>>676506908
Except you could have left this thread anytime kid but no you just had to stay here and whine and complain like the pessimestic cunt you are, you sure as hell could have left earlier and visit another thread but you wait here so you can respond and spew out your bullshit that you so desperately crave to do, you're the real faggot here anon, Have a good day.
ITT: OP tries to justify being a giant pussy faggot and other giant pussy faggots get mad at him for it
>>676507239
>200% mad and growing
>>676507239
>300% mad and growing
>>676507292
>300% mad
>>676507343
>typing skills and literature
>mad
>>676507422
>400% and climbing
>>676507496
>>676507412
>>676507400
>>676507343
same unfunny fag
>>676507496
You honestly think that's a funny or witty thing to say? Eek.
>>676507586
>madness levels off the fucking charts
>>676507674
>madness reaching deadly sodium levels
>>676507536
To those who defended the OP: I hope you can now see exactly who you've fought for. Shame on you for encouraging such autism.
>>676507808
>my god, his madness levels are gunna blow
>like his mother
>>676507843
i hope you go to bed salty that you didnt get your get, cause as op, i did, and it was fucking sweet
>>676507869
>like his mother
LMFAO HOLY SHIT
>>676507915
>mad world plays softly as you type
>>676507979
>>676507869
samefag
>>676508021
how many times you gunna be wrong tonight?
