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Poorly describe vidya, the againaning
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>the one game where a lot of plebs is a good thing
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>>676488873
>Has a racing minigame
>environments range from a city to fucking space

Post one too OP
>One of the bosses is a type of reptile commonly kept as a pet
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>people get sick and die
>>
>zombie outbreak
>fight it with an office tool
>and a duracell battery
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>a nigga steal yo shit
>u destroy muthafucken everything
>finally got yo shit back
>accidentally release a an evil entity
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>>676489061
AoE
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>>676489061
tribal wars
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>>676489210
>>676489217
nope
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>>676489190
Dead Rising?
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>>676489207
Kirby squeak squad
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>>676488873
Wander around with your homies.
Send them into battle.
Dont fuck up orders
It was a diarama all along.
>>
>Nostalgia.jpg
>The fuck are these cubes
>Goddamn Matrix
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>>676489368
phantom dust?
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>>676489100
Plague Inc.?
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1:
>beat fat weeaboo
>beat gang leader
>save someone from burning building
>almost get blown to bits
>beat demon-looking-dude in basically hell
>beat developers
>all seemingly within normalcy for MC

2:
>kill a dragon
>become DUBYA DUBYA EE CHAMPION
>go to moon

3:
>find hot chick
>she dies lol
>defeat evil bald dude
>oh shit clones
>jk about girl dead, lolclones
>evil bald dude comes back lolclones
>shoot dude in face with rocket, escape in VTOL

>>676489314
nope, that was the troll'd answer
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lemme try this one again
>take a little girl around with you in a post-apocalyptic city
>earthquake
>parkour
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>>676489061
Runescape.
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>>676489368
Pikmin
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>kid with purple hair fucks up pigs
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>>676489100
Oregon Trail
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>>676489491
mischeif makers
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>destroy things
>shrek
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>>676489100
Checked, Oregon Trail
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>ship under attack
>it blows up
>you and a crewmate survive
>you find a bitch
>your adventure begins
>a certain company ruined the series
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>>676489571
yes, nice bro
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>>676489668
nope
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>Brits
>Arabs
>faggot spiders
>there was no treasure after all
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>>676489365
yiss
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>play as (color) and/or (color)
>defeat color, color, color, and color
>color kidnaps color
>go defeat (not a color) to rescue color
>fly to space
>defeat color, color, color, and color again
>defeat two-tone color
>color sacrifices self to defeat two-tone
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>>676489820
far cry 1 m8
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>pick a colour
>your choices dont matter
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>>676489766
no, it's plague inc, someone guessed it already, but nice try
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>>676489892
uncharted 3
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>>676490001
Cubeivore
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>>676490001
Thomas is Alone
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>>676490211
Goteem
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>>676490234
>>676490255
nope
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>>676489093
No one? Ill give a hint: The series has one of the most autistic fanbases ever, and it was an old game
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>the best game in it's series
>the new one was shit
>tfw you fucking hate that fucking company
>god damnit
>GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
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>basically multi-player snake with futuristic motorcycles
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>>676489778
Nope, Nice Guess though.

>DS Only
>Fuck that
>>
badass fighting kids
purple haired hyruken
robot sumo
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>>676490342
Sonic
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>>676490351
Diablo 2
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>emo kid
>shoot yourself
>make friends
>become a door
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>guy, girl, and dog
>save the bears
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>>676490448
Its a sonic game but which one?
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>>676490392
Light bike?
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>>676490351
Far Cry 3
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>>676490530
Sonic racing all stars
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>>676489789
tony hawks underground 2
shot in the dark but i think im right
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>>676490002
wrong, that game is dope though
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>>676489093
Star wars Knights of the old Republic?
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>>676490351
Halo?
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>>676490530
Sonic CD?
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>>676490595
Nope
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>>676490600
>>
>>676490659
OR jedi Academy?
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>>676490659
Also nope. Its a sonic game
>>
>Lots of power ups
>Can't skip the damned item collect jingle
>5 main bosses
>Endings
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>>676490619
wut lol
far cry 1 perfectly fits description given
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>>676488873
you find stars
>>
>Wakes up
>steal everything
>walk
>walk
>walk
>walk
>WALK
>Boydees
>Talk aimlessly
>needwiki
>Music is pretty gud
>Too hot, oven mits
>DATSBETTR.jpg
>Im a god
>Splosions
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>>676490137
Mass effect 3
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>>676490530
shadow the hedgeheg
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>you might be the bad guy actually
>only friends at this point is yard equipment
>pissing on primeval man and hoes
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>>676489093
Sonic Adventure 2?
>>
>>676488873

>> people buy yugioh cards for their tamagatchis
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>>676490802
so does another game
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>>676490555
Yup. Nice trips btw
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>lil Wayne
>FUCKING LIL WAYNE
oh and shit controls
>>
>>676490796
star fox 64
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>>676489491
Q-bert?
>>
>>676490392
Tron, LightCycle
>>
>>676490849
Getting closer, it has shadow in it
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>>676489703
Tomba
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>>676489820

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
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>>676490868
Yes! Good job anon
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>>676490998
sonic adventures
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>>676491066
Yougotit
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>>676489681
Close. Picman stole from?
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>in space
>fucking clown
>nuke kills all
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>>676490938
Nope, but Nintendo is the way to go.
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>>676490880
um persona 4
>>
>>676490809
Scribblenauts
>>
>fuck with gravity
>hard at points
>gotta find the crew
>>
>People worship a rock
>russian nursery rhymes
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>>676489093
Sonic Adventure 2
>>
>Windows XP Startup
>God likes Tetris
>Take an Elevator
>Hoover Dam is kill
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>big city
>crime
>smol black man
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>>676488873
>That game were you lose if you have too many French guys and Australian guys on your team and no Germans
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>>676491182
no... one more hint:

>> teenagers, 4chan
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>>676490002
>>676490478
>>676490478
Wrong, but i guess technically those are all right.
>>
>green spess muhreenz
>purple spess muzlimz
>tan spess zembiez
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>>676491257
Yup already guessed tho
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>>676491267
Bad monkey! No banana! From the makers of AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>676491352
Fallout
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>be furry
>fly through space
>fricking dinosaurs m8
>feels
>half-assed ending
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>>676490952
>>676490395
^
It's a part of a big series
>>
>super japanese
>best friend uses paddle as a weapon
>wanted to band green haired chick
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>>676490530
Adventure battle 2
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>>676491438
starfox adventures or whatever
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>>676491030
Yeah bby
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>>676491438
Conkers Bad fur Day
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>it's on the PC Xbox(Original) and Ps2
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>>676491253
Dead space...3? I think that's the one they diefy the artifact...
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>>676490815
still nothing eh?
>>
>back and forth
>shallow story
>only a couple characters
>locked in constant strife
>>
>>676491308
San Andras?
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>click
>click
>click
>click>click
>click
>click
>click>click
>click
>click
>click>click
>click
>click
>click>click
>click
>click
>click>click
>click
>click
>click>click
>click
>click
>click>click
>click
>click
>click
>die
>rage
>repeat
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>>676491239
vvvvvv
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>>676490351
Melee?
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>>676491638
no
>>
>>676491437
No, but i am pissed about that. Fallout fucking 4... ugh
>>
>>676491643
Adventures of Monkey Island 2?
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>>676491643
league
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>>676491438
StarFox Adventures
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>>676491323
Try useing local servers. Not our fault your ping is shit when you want to play a match based on the other side of the fucking planet.
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>>676491662
Got it
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>>676491149
CoD Zombies?
>>
>>676491672
noes, i quite like smash 4
>>
>>676491591
Nope, the game does involve artifacts though. Big hint
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>>676491643
Morrowind.
>>
>>676491547
Correct
>>
>>676491476
Super Mario bros?
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>>676491792
It's okay with friends, shitty with strangers
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>>676491253
Get out of here, stalker
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>the main character has a scat fetish
>>
>>676491435
Naw m8
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>have to fight a demigod
>your best friend is a fucking bulldog
>>
>>676490880
One of the Digimon games?
>>
>>676491643
Runescape
>>
>Halo
>Horns
>Pick one
>>
>>676491622
Day z?
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>>676491759
Yea
>>
>>676491915
Lol yes youre right
>>
>>676491349
damn idk
uh persona 4 golden?
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>>676491749
Bingo
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>>676491867
No, but Makes sense
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>>676491762
Ummmm, you're supposed to guess the name of the game.
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>>676491643
Geometry dash
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>>676491875
i can agree with that.
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>>676491920
Ubisoft is pretty into shit so..
Watch Dogs?
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>>676491943
MEGAMAN U BITCHES

NO ONE HAS GOT IT
>>
>>676491923
I think you need to find the easter egg in world B-7.
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>>676491961
no but i'll give you a hint, it was recently guessed but it was not the right answer
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>>676492094
Megaman battle network
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>>676492089
I keked. But no.
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>>676492094
Oh, the battle network one. Almost forgot about that.
>>
>>676490515
anyone have a guess?
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>In the sky
>Hot chick follows you everywhere
>Barber shop quartet looking dudes everywhere
>>
>>676491959
Fable or Black and White
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>told to go kill this guy
>fukken malaria
>start fires and shit
>>
>it's a pc exclusive
>>
>>676491925
Little Nicky
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>meet a dragon
>Jew friend wants to go set up a business with what the dragon gave you
>meet a dickass wizard
>some other dickass wizard steals your girlfriend
>Team up with a hooligan a priest, and a shy magician girl
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>>676492322
far cry 2
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>>676492283
biocock intimate
>>
>>676492283
Bioshock infinite
>>
>>676492283
Bioshock Infinite
Too easy.
>>
>>676492322
Far Cry 2?
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>it's not smash brothers we swear
>>
>Father attempts to kill you
>Fails
>Proceed to kill entire family
>Slay tons of monsters and pussy
>Eventually kill your father
>Commit suicide afterwards
>>
>>676492041
Fuck. Um...asteroids?
>>
>>676492339
Star Citizen
>>
>>676492382
Yep.
>>
>>676492435
PlayStation All Stars
>>
>>676490510
I thought this was easy mode, but OK
>main boss keeps talking about tarot cards
>robot waifu cries over you
>>
>>676492435
PLaystation all stars
>>
>>676489190
Corporate lifestyle simulator
>>
>time stop
>knifes
>steamroller
>>
>>676492322

Far Cry 2
>>
>>676492386
>>676492405
>>676492409

Kek, youre all right, running out of games
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>>676492322
far cry 2
>>
>>676489820
MGS?
>>
>>676492520
Persona 3
>>
minions in space
>>
>>676492539
dio does things
>>
>>676492609
kerbal
>>
>>676492515
>>676492529
congrats, you win nothing
>>
>>676492443
God of War series
>>
>>676492444
No Dice. Nice Trips though, Have this
>From the Makers of Life is Feels
>>
>>676492539
Stardust Crusaders fighting game
>>
>>676492375
pahahaha.
>>
>RAMIREZ, DO EVERYTHING
>>
>>676492443
god of war
>>
>run through jungle
>smash shit
>eat fruit
>>
>>676492589
Yes
>>
>>676490815
lol come on I thought this was easy nig nogs
>>
>>676492639
>>676492720
yee
>>
>!
>Who's foot prints are these?
>>
>>676492765

Donkey Kong Country
>>
>>676492732
>>676492701
Yuppp
>>
>>676491643
Minesweeper
>>
>yeehaw
>revenge
>killer be you
>>
>>676492795
Zomboid?
>>
>>676492765
Donkey Kong Country
>>
>>676492833
boxxy's gone mad
>>
>>676492842
Nope, but good answer.
>>
>cry
>cry a lot
>flie kill u
>deaded
>>
>bestfriend is now furry
>get get orbs
>punch yaks
>>
>>676492956
religious moms
>>
>>676492443
God of War?
>>
>in spess w gf
>OH NOES AYY LMAOS
>tfw gf gone
>guide a dumb bimbo with an assault rifle
>tell her to shot guns
>she instead uses precious limited heals
>>
>>676492956
Binding of Isaac
>>
> retarded brother
> gotta fucking clean up his mess
> get spooked
> clean shit up
> profit
>>
>>676492765
crash
>>
>>676490351
MGS4
>>
>>676492726
MW2
>>
>>676492912
Nope
>>
>>676492710
Secret of mana? Chrono trigger?
>>
>>676492539
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure My nigrump
>>
>>676493039
Luigi's Mansion
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>>676492381

>tfw no one even attempting to guess the game
>>
>cheat on girlfriend
>climb a tower of blocks
>die
>repeat
>>
>>676493046
Winrar
>>
>>676492913
No
>>
>>676490863
Since nobody guessed:
>terminator
>shit
>zombies
Are all aspects of this game
>>
>>676493105
thats my boyyy
>>
>>676493030
Yep
>>
>Best game of the series
>4 Hours of "Make-My-Bitch"
>Pussy Portal Needs Slaying
>>
>>676489061
Pikmin?
>>
>dad plays tennis
>accidentally makes a black hole
>we need new planets son
>make them out of random shit you find lying around
>>
>>676493066
I think you mean MGS 3 pal
>>
>>676492910
no, but another hint I shall give
>buy spells
>run like forest never could
>>
>>676492656
ye
>>
>>676493085
Yee.
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>>676493121
I have same feel bro
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>>676493129

Catherine
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>kill dog
>poop dog
>piss dog
>kamikaze
>>
>>676493225
Katamari My nigrump
>>
>>676488873
>starts in 1836
>i must unite the germanic peoples under one flag
>>
>>676493129
Cathrine
>>
>>676493299
Yup
>>
>BRO
>freedom
>guns
>>
>>676493373
movie characters
>>
>>676493101
>Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded
Sorry Mate
>>
>>676493260
>>676493345
Yup yup
>>
>>676493373
broforce
>>
>>676493242
Morrowind
>>
>>676493242
TES morrowind
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>>676493121
I have like five outstanding games in this thread. It's a shitty feel.
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>>676493239
>jimmies.jpeg
>>
>VERY old game
>Smartass AI buddy
>You blew the planet up and have to rebuild it
> Mutate into different abominations
>>
>>676493479
yeah man
>>
>Objective: Survive
>>
>back and forth
>shallow story
>only a couple characters
>combat is consistent and always the same
>>
>demons
>aliens
>heresy
>kill
>>
>you are in control of one of the most powerful sci fi armies
>you can also be the other guys but who the fuck wants to
>you have to rid the galaxy of scum(the other guys)
>mothefuckin superlaser ship
>fuck yeah takin planets
>shit is so cash
>battling is space is the best part of the game
>>
>>676493211
nope

It's an old-school RTS subgenre
>>
>Same bullshit rehashed every year
>It isn't Pokemon
>>
>>676493578
The Long Dark
>>
>>676493454
Fuck I never played recoded...that's the one KH I never beat
>>
>>676491356
Star craft?
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>>676493527
or maybe you could describe your games less autistically
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>>676493505
yeah buddy
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>>676493647
Call of doody
>>
>>676493647
Calla dooty?
>>
>fucking zombies
>fucking vampires
>fucking skeletons
>fire
>>
Books take you places.
>>
>>676493716
isnt that the point
>>
>>676493514
also yeahp
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Travel across realms, setting shit on fire, killing Muslim thieves, and returning stolen goods.
>>
>>676493647
Assasins creed, CoD
>>
>>676493578
Halo: Reach
>Spoiler, you dont.
>>
>>676493594
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine
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>>676493604
Kinda sounds like Star Wars Battlefront 2
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>you, the hero, must combat darkness
>but first you gotta find your flashlight
>mask
>cape
>and lunchbox
>>
>>676493684
It's really not that good. Just... Cubes. An a Fuck ton of cubes
>>
>>676493793
Myst
>>
>>676493779
Oblivion?
>>
>>676493864
>heresy
too easy man
>>
>>676493793
dragonborn dlc skyrim
>>
>I'm angry
>Gods
>Actual ending released as DLC
>Six arms
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>MC is living in a future world
>Kaiju attacks the city
>Get sucked into the sky
>Go on an adventure in a weird world, that's probably the far future
>Game make's you think you're in a dream world that doesn't exist
>The twist is the world is real and the MC and his the world he's from don't actually exist
>Also the MC has an awkward as fuck laugh
>>
>>676491356
Halo 2
>>
>>676493822
Modern Warfare
>>
>>676493779
Castlevania
>>
>>676493921
Yup
>>
>>676493758
>>676493756
Yes.

>>676493843
Ass Creed could also be considered as correct.
>>
>>676493756
>>676493757
>>676493758

Shiiiiit
>>
>>676493684
it pretty much provides no story and should not be counted
>>
Fucking greenland
>>
>>676493915
And those fucking bug dungeons with the bullshit requirements
>>
>>676493915
I heard it was shit in a plastic wrapper so I skipped it
>>
>>676493988
Good one, but nope.
>>
>>676493647
Call of Assassin: The TellTale Gathering of Sports Players
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>>676493799
poorly =/= autistically
>>
>>676493924
God dammit. Pls.
>>676493204
>>
>>676493864
yep. well, any wh40k game really
>>
>>676493948
asura's wrath
>>
>>676493965
FF X
>>
>>676494102
Kek'd
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>>676493885
Nope.
>>
>>676494182
no heresy in fire warrior
>>
>>676494191
Too easy?
>>
>>676493973
All the Halo games in general, but close enough.
>>
>>676493546
No one? One of the levels was a planet filled with toxic waste
>>
>>676493948
Angry punching hindu cyborg man simulator.
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