ITT: shittily describe a game part 3: weeaboo fun time
>kill a dragon
>become DUBYA DUBYA EE CHAMPION
>go to moon
>beat fat weeaboo
>beat gang leader
>save someone from burning building
>almost get blown to bits
>beat demon-looking-dude in basically hell
>beat developers
>all seemingly within normalcy for MC
>find hot chick
>she dies lol
>defeat evil bald dude
>oh shit clones
>jk about girl dead, lolclones
>evil bald dude comes back lolclones
>shoot dude in face with rocket, escape in VTOL
>play as (color) and/or (color)
>defeat color, color, color, and color
>color kidnaps color
>go defeat (not a color) to rescue color
>fly to space
>defeat color, color, color, and color again
>defeat two-tone color
>color sacrifices self to defeat two-tone
>>676475104
HuniePop?
>mop top and three fine bitches
>save the world from laser hedgehog
>trolls
>dwarfs
>tree of life
>only online
>elves
>katana
>SMG
>pistol
>flag
>whole game pretty much ^
Pretty much handing it to you. Please get it fuck
> "When they find the American's body, all of Russsia will cry for war"
>shitty game
>edgy
>damn
>am I...
>an...
>android too?
>>676475104
>game thats like playing DnD
>game that has same character design as warcraft
>play football
Easy as fuk
>>676475836
Clap clap to you.
For the anon last thread, Lester the Unlikely
>>676476085
Bloodbowl
>I'm looking for a girl
>Let's play cards
That's enough to know it's pretty easy
>>676476147
Got it.
>sky castle
>beat up monsters
>little naked angel friend
>bullied as kid
>abused by dad
>sis kills self
>apocalypse
>find baby
>raise with friends
>kidnapped
>go on rescue
>sacrifices
>drugs
>kid kidnapped by disciple
>beat shit outta him
>kid hates you
>end
>Go to planet
>Find bottle cap
>Make bank
>>676476220
yugioh
>be blob of liquid metal
>tilt surface to solve puzzles and reach goal
>>676475104
>2D
>Browser game for a while but on Steam now I think
>Find the bad guys
>online with 16 other people
"Blackburn, rally on us."
>>676476256
monster girl quest? @.@
>Santa dies
>wtf does this dog do
>fuck everything died
>why is everything fucking expensive
>who the fuck are you
>the hell do these squished gumballs want from me
>>676475543
Skyrim?
>>676476389
nah way older
>>676476472
no but style points for viking build
>>676476220
Red dead redemption
>Hicks
>Truck
>Goat
>eat dots
>be chased by ghost
>chase ghost.
>family members won't stop asking you for dates
>play as dude/chick
>hometown gets pwnt
>explore the realm
>merchant, high-class prostitute (basically), old dude, and friends
>get a balloon
>defeat evil king and saaaave the world
>Classic well known franchise
>Cars
>good game
>FANBASE ruined it
>>676476358
Can minesweeper be a multiplayer?
>a fetus turns everything evil
>defeated by the power of prayer and baseball
>fuck off cartman
>>676476220
Poker Night 2
>>676476220
Far Cry 3?
>>676476654
Pacman
>>676476654
Puck man
>>676476706
Kart-racer spinoff or disappointing threequel
>>676476342
either mercury meltdown or mercury hg, there were 2.
>>676476752
wat
>>676476790
Earthbound
>>676476741
There are like 3000 games like thT
>>676476874
You go the disappointing threequel part right
>>676476790
Earthbound
>>676476741
undertale
(protip fan bases ruin everything. never talk about what you enjoy unless you're 100% sure no one batshit crazy is around)
"Mace Windu, ready for action."
>>676476940
You described minesweeper, so I asked if it could be multiplayer
>>676477084
Star Wars Battlefront
>>676477084
Battlefront 2?
>>676476687
Dark Cloud 2
>>676475955
Dungeons and dragons
>talking dog
>badass zombie killer
>cartoon muscleman
>annoying robot
>all of them just hang out and shoot the shit
>>676476636
>>676477165
More specifically
>>676477174
>>676477119
I mean maybe if you play it with your friends but it's not minesweeper
>Protagonist is basically everyone on 4chan
>DOS
>>676477183
No but it probably still fits. One of the temporary party members is basically a floating jellyfish.
Italian guy constantly chasing pussy and repeatedly getting cockblocked
>come back later, I'm sure we'll have something to talk about
>>676476914
Yup
>bottom bun mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise barbecue sauce barbecue sauce barbecue sauce mayonnaise ketchup mustard pickle pickle pickle undercooked patty cheese cheese cheese cheese mayonnaise mayonnaise top bun
>what the fuck do you mean no tip
>>676475104
> be born with great German genetics
> have blonde hair, big tits, small waist, a nice ass, and am tall
> ship crash onto nigger-esque planet
Can anyone guess?
>in train
>welcome to hell
>wtf betrayed
>robots
>it's a cutscene that introduced the 4 characters
>kills robots and get to another cart
>fake antagonist with explosives on him
>wat
>blow up
>wakeup in desolate snow desert
>annoying robot begins your journey
>sandbox
>gaben
>>676475627
earthbound
>>676476220
Witcher 3
>>676477388
>>676477429
o.0
Those time stamps tho...
> holy fuck, gotta kill the Quinkin
>>676477429
mario
>>676477521
Borderlands 2
>>676477521
borderlands 2
not even hard
>>676477521
Borderlands 2
>>676477075
Yup
>>676477550
nope, off by about eight years
>>676475871
chrono trigger
>>676476283
Goddammit, first antichamber wasn't guessed on, now this... Here's a hint: your name is Brad.
>>676477626
Yeah
>>676477498
Cook Serve Delicious
>>676475627
mother?
>>676475104
>>676477777
nice get
>>676477752
you're winner!
>>676477795
nope
>I'm old but deadly ps. You kill things now
>kill all the things
>kill old man
>kill moon
>become squid
>>676477429
Cheap sandbox game on steam
Has lots of 8 year olds
>>676477777
no sir but congrats on the quints
hint
>browser based
>>676477777
Quints is always right
>You were the bad guy the whole time.
2 possible games.
>>676477896
bloodborne
>>676477977
Braid
>>676477977
Infamous or Infamous 2
>>676477498
Papa's Burgeria or some shit like that
>>676477777
>>676477862
you had me at laser hedgehog
>>676477977
Tom clancys I cooked rice in my mother's vagoobus
>let's murder classmates, in THREE DIMENSIONS
>still not fucking finished
>>676477977
Spec Ops: The Line is one.
>>676476394
Since no one got it, stardew valley
Family member is scientist
He is crazy or something
Must use his invention to travel through house to find him.
>>676476070
is no one gonna guess this one?
>>676478138
holy shit yes
>>676478178
Yundeer Simulator
>ride bikes
>brother is kill
>"no"
>>676478236
Quantum Conundrum
>>676478072
Yees
>>676476256
I forget what this game is called but is it this one?
>>676478251
That new game by the people who made amnesia
> nien nunb
> greedo
> han still shoots first
>battle your grandson against your grandson
>2D Side scroller
>Guns fully customizable
>nice challenge
>>676476070
soma?
>>676478367
No, it was on GameCube
>wife is kill
>boombox is kill
>forest is kill
>>676478452
Pokemanz
>>676476358
Hint: It's supposed to be like the Salem witch trials
That shit basically gave it away
>>676476706
banjo kazooie nuts and bolts
>>676478577
Firewatch
>>676478368
Hint: > literally everyone is a shadow trooper by now
>>676478315
yes
>not that great
>everything is pink
>why do you "identify as" that character
>oh tumblr
>>676478616
Winrar
>clap like no tomorrow
>fight ninja monkeys
>fight birds and pigs
>bite into massive fruit
>collect bananas
>expand dong
>>676476220
Witcher 3
>>676478615
Mafia, the party game
You are ship
shoot other music ships of red and blue
win music points and buy shotguns
Get ship better
Kill music bosses.
Win
>>676478583
close but no
>>676478615
Town of Salem
>>676477337
come on, I made this one easy
>>676478742
nop
>Wear football helmet
>never really kill anything
>i need a sequel
>>676478815
Got it
>>676478698
Donkey Konga.
>>676478698
DONKEY KONG JUNGLE BEAT
THAT WAS MY SHIT AS A KID
>>676478459
Not that hard guys
>>676478354
wut
>>676475741
Advance wars?
>>676477512
Lolipop Chainsaw?
>>676478659
winrar
>>676478698
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
>>676478848
Correct in the sense that town of Salem is based off that.
>>676478919
nope
>Throw bananas at monkeys
>>676478780
Galaga
>>676478900
Close enough
>>676478910
Thiiiiiiiiisssss
>>676478965
Game was fucking good
>>676478864
Commander Keen
>>676478615
Town of Salem, hint was too much
>>676478965
But your wife doesn't die in fire watch
>>676475946
Shadowrun. I can't remember how the online was though.
>>676478997
I guess that is true
>brother in kidnapped and displayed for the kidnappers personal pleasure
>mentally unstable freak "helps" you find him
>fuckwhysomanylockeddoors.jpg
>obvious final boss is obvious
>2nd game mentally unstable person kidnaps you and forces you to help him
>>676477753
The game was Lisa: The Depressing RPG
>be soulless ginger
>dogs name is alcohol
>shadows
>>676478317
this should be easy for any vidya fag
>>676477451
>>676478741
Yes!
>>676477512
metroid
>>676478912
>>676478459
Mercenary Kings
>>676479026
nope
>>676475104
>Not an RPG
>But everyone calls it one
>10/10 goty for casuals and paid reviewers
>Meh action game for everyone else
>>676476283
Lisa?
>>676479260
Fuck yeah finally
>>676478317
Ride to hell retribution?
Idk if that's the name
>loogie no
>make loogie nice again
>but it's fucking useless because the game is over
>constantly beaten to a pulp by a steroid abuser
>>676479296
Yes. Thank you.
>>676479186
Wait are you fucking kidding me? I was that late and the first to get it?
>>676479076
>Game
Silly anon, walking simulators are not games
>hats
>>676479096
come to think of it, you're right. I fucked up.
Should've said
>wife's brain is kill
>>676479291
FO4
>Great PvP
>>676479254
Ayy you got it homie
>>676479291
Fallout 4
>>676479456
Tf2
>>676479456
TF2
>>676479331
there we go
>>676479457
Yup, it's such a great game, just felt like saying it
>>676475104
>Be Pico from Newgrounds
>This is not a shooter, but a dating sim
>There are 5 girls
>Study hard, drink and other crap
>When you have the balls, propose to a girl
>flame happens
>people kill dragons
>evrrybody cursed with dying but not dying
>you kill some lords
>you either sacrafice or leave the shit to die
>>676479505
Yeah it was pretty obvious
Skyrim would also have been accepted
>>676479600
Pico dating sim 2
>>676479427
vid·e·o game
noun
a game played by electronically manipulating images produced by a computer program on a television screen or other display screen
Fucking nigger
>Scientist
>Freak Accident
>Giant robotic heads
>Defeat old dude
>Learn a horrible truth
(It's been a while so the last two might be reversed.)
>>676475741
Saints row 3
>>676479650
Dark Souls
>>676479101
GOT IT THANK YOU ANON. it was great btw.
>>676479650
Dark souls
Hard mode engaged:
> cyka
> Good, good dog
>>676479650
Dark Souls
>>676475543
>>676475627
>>676475741
All three of these games were on the gamecube.
>>676479755
nope
>>676479650
Dark Souls
>>676479650
dank spirit I^3
>Mr. Bubbles
>>676479877
Monster hunter X
>>676479799
stalker
>>676476256
Lightning warrior raidy?
>a party goes wrong
>then another
>can't even enjoy a soccer game without bullshit happening
>eventually almost everyone you know is kill
>go to airport then leave this shit behind for good
>>676479799
that boys teeth will get worn down quick
>heavily distorted sound clip of a Japanese actress making a cute sound
>children collectively shit themselves
>>676479950
Nope
>>676479401
Never played it, just remember a game about a little girl and a drug addict apocalypse world uncle in some thread once.
>live in trailer
>transported to another time/place
>accused of being an imp
>all I wanted was bacon
>normal day doing Pleb shit
>wait wtf is going on
>no dad don't die you faggot
>shit now I have to do shit
>collect shit that is easly collected even for a fucking kid
>shit these boots keep slamming me into shit
>>676480008
Max Payne 3
>make character
>stupid exposition
>aliens
>matrix
should be easy
>>676479994
nope
>>676479822
Mario and sanic, but idk about the third one
>cheeki
>>676479799
Hint
> "Are you sure it's a dog?"
> "What do you mean is it a dog, of course it is"
> "I don't know. It's just looks more like a wolf to me"
>melon
>k bye
>>676480043
Vaporwave: The Game
>>676480083
winrar
such a good fuckin game tho
>>676480008
Party Hard?
>Kill people with plastic bag
>>676480110
Saints row 4
>>676480068
Nox? :D
>brother is a cop
>lady looking for me
>find druggy
>find nerd
>leather jacket
>>676480222
no it exists but cool trips
>>676480261
my saturday night?
>>676480070
Link to the Past
>it was a dog the whole time
>>676480050
Oh well here's mr bubbles in Mhx
>>676480321
Infamous: 2nd Sun
>>676480261
Manhunt
>>676480321
Second son
>>676477977
Star wars: Knights of the old republic
>>676480169
Gonna have to be more specific with each. Can't confirm either.
>>676479138
Manhunt?
>>676479795
Really? When I got the game, I didn't realize it was exclusively multiplayer and I didn't have the cash to get Xbox Gold. So I just went up against bots instead. Kinda wish I played it back in its hay day but I wasn't sure if it was a popular enough game to have a thriving multiplayer base.
>>676480415
who you were fucking?
>gf is sciencer
>o no she is kill
>i didn't ask for this
>my wife is die
>im die next
>let's go to space
>>676480415
Silent Hill 2
>>676480459
>>676480504
Winrar
>On a boat
>Sailing around
>Pirates
>Monsters
>2spoopy
>tl;dr but good
>trading, but only plebs do this because it doesn't work well except for certain routes in the right ship
>run out of fuel
>die a lot
>>676480556
dead space?
>>676479799
Phantom Pain?
>They honestly thought making a mobile version was a good idea
>>676475741
Shadow the Hedgehog
>>676480415
Silent Hill???
>>676480437
>>676480476
Easy winners
> vietnam flashbacks
> can't get these numbers out of my head
>>676480559
win.
>>676479877
Bioshock?
>>676480621
not even close
hint:
>top down
>>676480652
Oblivion
>>676480652
Every single fucking mobile game will work here
>>676479156
hint: WHISKEEEEEEY!
>>676480652
The shitty Deus Ex that no one recognizes as part of the series
>>676480725
Winrar
>>676480184
>breeki
Cmon it ain't hard
>shit just let me sleep
>fucking christ clean your face kid
>who the fuck are you
>FUCK YOU BIRD
>why am I going with you guys
>shit I lost it
>nvm got it back
>FUCK YOU AGAIN BIRD
>holy shit that was close, where the hell am I
>wtf you can talk?
>fuck you pigs
>>676480671
nope
>>676480652
>See category: All games
>>676480647
Holy fuck. God bless your soul, sir. I didn't think people would get that.
>>676480222
>>676477777
tfw i get trips and quints in a single thread
>shitty starting weapon
>shitty jumping mechanics
> time limit
>fucking enemies come out of nowhere
>I can't believe I have to play this shit twice.
>>676480700
Black ops, should have just said "numbers"
>>676480321
Too easy.
Obviously battletoads.
>or the new infamous.
>>676480499
Fuck you, I don't remember the specific titles
>SHAUN
>SHAAAAAUN
