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/b how do I get her nudes?
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>>676473953
Step 1: kill her
Step 2: takes nude pics of her
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>>676474099
That could work but I don't know her in real life.
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then get someone to do it
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Send a picture of your dick anon. If she's nice, she'll send something back.
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>>676473953
Tell her to try and make you horny, works every tiem.
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>>676473953
show her this
http://www.streamboobs.com/dirtylalitaxx/
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>>676474630
Best advice, quickest results OP
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>>676474630
Deliver, OP. Show her cock
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>>676474752
Try this
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ask
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>>676474630
>>676475540
How well does sending dick work? Does it work better than just being an dick and forcefully demanding nudes?
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>>676473953
she has no interest in you or shes retarded. Those 1 word responses..
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>>676475813
work erytimm
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Ask to trade pics tell her your dick is like an inch bigger than reality>>676473953
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>>676475885

uhhh... yes

source: science
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>>676473953
if she said she would suck your dick, just ask for the nudes right now pussy
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>>676473953
Dude tell her your 6inchs hard and that you really wanna see her Tits and pussy right now
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>>676476234
this and deliver you faggot
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Anyone else notice how he's left on delivered yet she still responds?
>inb4 bot
>inb5 she's using you
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>>676475885
Send a picture of your genitalia and she will fairly send it back, this is a foolproof method
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>>676473953
OP I swear to god if you dont deliver im traceing your IP Address and then ima skull fuck you my dick is rock hard for these nudes after seeing these post Im waiting like hurry up before the feelings gone you fuck face kid
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OP here. Someone provide a nice dick pic and I'll deliver. Tell me what to say too.

She's really young btw
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OP do not send dick pick first, she'll just view it and leave you on delivered,
I reapeat DO NOT SEND PIC FIRST
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>>676477765
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>>676477865
>>676477926
send this first
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>>676477926
Dont send that she gonna know its fake asf
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>>676478078
lolol neckbeard confirm
don't have pics on here, but i'm sure some on here have decent/stellar builds
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>>676473953
OP first tell her your getting horny thats step #1 right there
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>>676477926
Provide more pics like this. She knows I have iPhone but I also have an android tablet that has Pikik which can make it look like a live photo
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>>676478078
she seems pretty retarded
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>>676478753
Any sample pics of her? Is she qt
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>>676478785
You faghat seem retarded
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>>676477765
Here you go, you beta faggot
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>>676479049
I don't know I'm trying to find out.

She isn't stuck up too. She thinks everyone hates her and stuff.
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>>676479195
Ehh it might work
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>>676479058
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>>676479195
...and just tell her she owes you one if she wants more
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>>676479304
Ok with that type of retardation ask her if she would send you nudes
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>>676479304
Smooth as sandpaper
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>>676479304
>>676479058
>>676479049
>i'm a retard
>literally pleading guilty
git fukd anon who's retarded now
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Send this

Also check
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Trips says give her the link to this thread and let her decide if she will for you
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>>676479518
Just try this op
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>>676479518
might actually work
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Be like I'm smart.. Want some in you
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>>676479665
Is his asshole fused shut??
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>>676479858
I think he is clinching it shut
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>>676479691
Roll
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>>676479195
This
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rollin for dick pic
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A dick pic is the only way anon
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>>676473953
jesus christ this is maybe the worst texting I've ever seen. she's not interested anon just give up
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Get this shit over with so I can sleep
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>>676480847
She's usually like this. She's in a group I'm in.
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>>676481141
The g-tickler
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>>676481245
my ex was fucking horrible at texting, starting talking to this new girl and shes bad at texting too. I actually told her not to bother because it's so fucking annoying. Put up with that shit for way too long anon. too long.
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>>676481141
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I'm not using the buff guy pic. You can reverse search it whether it's flipped too.

I'm not dumb
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>>676481924
I fucking hoped you would show up

PRAIS BE TO NESSIE
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>>676481953
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>>676481953
Hasn't told you to fuck off yet. Nows the time to send dick pic, and trade
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>>676481953
Nigga she ain't interested
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>>676481953
I think you're insinuationg that that is not my cock, you faggot. Last time I try to help a beta. Fuck off.
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>>676482337
This
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>>676481953
Literally told you at the beginning tell her to try and make you horny. You're bad with girls, stop being a faggot.
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>>676482568
who cares?
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>>676482533
Ok I'll do it hold on brb
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>>676482148
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>>676481111
does nobody want to checkem?
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>>676482889
Ok i'll be here, waitin
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>>676482977
Hey its my first quads
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Alright gimme her kik ill score nudes for you fags
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>>676481924
underrated post
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>>676482977
Check'd
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>>676473953
Be hot
Be rich
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>>676483622
Check'd
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OP taking for ages
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>>676481924
8/10
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Rip op
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>>676484287
if image was reversed would up rating
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Come on bitch I needa sleep
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Best i could do
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Abandoning in 5 min or less, OP
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>>676484635
Have you ever used a protractor on that
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>>676484745
Monitored by who? The NSA?????/
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>>676484635
Mukumbas boomerang
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>>676484745
That's it, fellas. Go to bed now
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OP is a faggot
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Just send her a dick pic to get her in the mood.
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>>676484846
OP Shredded
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>>676484948
Well it was good lurking with you all
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>>676485155
Dubs dont lie
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>>676484745
oh shit she underage as fuck
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>>676484514
I was going to reverse it, I really was, but you know - wasn't worth the effort. Sorry to have let you down.
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>>676482975
Underrated post
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>>676473953
SAY THIS:

"i like to dress up as Goliath
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
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>>676485423
tis ok anon
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Send dick pic.
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Alright, Go to bed. Love you faggots
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>>676486192
night <3
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>>676484846
You talk like a retard
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