How would you wreck my ass /b/?
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How would you wreck my ass /b/?
>>676472410
What ass? Only see your half covered face
>>676472410
with my penis probably
>>676472410
This penis?
>>676472650
Yeah, with his penis
>>676472410
I'd push your face into the mattress and stretch your ass with my fingers/cock.
A potato peeler
With my bbc
>>676473347
Pics?
I might be able to answer if I can see something other than half your face
>>676472410
I would give you a chocolate round with melted exlax all over it. Ass rekd.
>>676473947
You need to post more too, so i can imagine pounding that ass
>>676472932
AAAHHHH!! God Damn you, Anon!
I can feel it!
>>676472410
In a car
With you standing in front of the car
Maybe that'll fix your fugly face.
>>676472410
I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that junky's ass. I don't want AIDS from buttsex with needle drug users.
Dry with my 10" dick
you should post tits
>>676476593
Not bad. Go on...
bumb
uhh ... i dont know ... this maybe?
This is now a faces of /b/ thread.
>>676478531
this is now a sky thread
>>676476593
photogenic shit right here
>>676472410
id fuck your ass hardcore until im about to cum then id push my hard pierced cock all the way down your throat and cum so it goes straight into your stomach. post a pic of your asshole please.
>>676479851
this
I wish i was that person
>>676472410
with a car silly. but never sexually..lol no not me..lol
>>676480603
Anons, stop posting shit one can find with a simple google image search...
Pic related and a Black & Decker 24V rechargeable drill.
>>676472410
OP, timestamp. Not even gonna ask for tits yet, but timestamp before asking for depictions of how I'd fuck your ass. As far as I know, you're a picture found on some forum.
>>676481104
You would know this for certain if you weren't cancer.
Only bait left on /b/ is shit tier and there's still entire thread's full of faggots falling for it.
>>676480721
im sorry :-(
>>676481517
So if I can't be arsed to be curious enough to do a reverse image search because I don't really give a shit, I'm cancer. Fair enough.
I can't believe the amount of stupidity you put on display for the world to laugh at.
You look exactly like someone i know, her name is Hamisha Al-Kamooneh of Austin, Minnesota.
>>676472410
>>676481568
It's fine, it just annoys me a little to come to /b to find stuff I literally stumble upon by doing normal internet shit. But it's fine, I didn't mean you in particular.
>>676482309
>herka derka muhammad jihad
>>676482425
>>676481568
When you faggots gonna make out??
>>676482437
only 1/2 Iranian, though her dad probably is a terrorist.
>>676482581
right now?
>>676482581
Wanna join? My asshole is very accomodating
Masha, you already know how I rekt you.
>>676480945
.40, or .45?
This thread has become boring. Someone says something. OP, post asshole. I don't know. Something.
>>676482678
pics?
im very discouraged to post more sky now ...
>>676483612
Just go for it, this is so dead, at least it'll liven the place a little. Who's this bitch anyway?
>>676472410
By putting 3 rounds of .300 win mag in it at close range.
>>676483612
>>676483939
thats a great meme
>>676483570
Impossible anon, my asshole is so humongous it swallows all light. Pics of my blackhole are a physical impossibility.
>>676484045
thnx :^)
Sky
>>676484469
i dont understand this meme
>>676484535
>>676484909
There's nothing to understand. A dog rushing through an opening, going "xcuse me wtf". That's it.
>>676484909
this is now a meme bread
>>676485110
well but what is it implying
>>676485225
It implies "excuse me wtf". As in, what is happening here. I suppose this particular poster was asking why the sky photos stopped being posted, and requesting for more.
this is now a sky thread
>>676485550
why is this in every thread I go to
its one of the newest freshest memes almost on damn daniel level
Your ass or pic related's ass?
>>676486016
2spook for me
i really like 4chan its a fun experience
>>676485225
>>676485507
I fucking answered you twice, you have to say thanks you fungused cunt. Fuck, /b has become so freackin impolite. Youngsters these days.
>>676472410
only the face
with a piece of metal or baseball bat.
>>676486478
you must new here
>>676486478
Welcome
>>676486632
>not sure if bait or newfag
>>676472410
Fisting.
>>676486632
oh im terribly sorry, thanks for explaining the meme to me my friend please excuse my rudeness and in no way project it onto the rest of the userbase of 4chan since im new here!!!
>>676487020
If you're not sure, you're the fucking faggiest of fucking newest of fags in the whole wide world.
Unless it's bait...Wait.
>>676487082
Sheesh
>>676487231
:^)
I push your poop in
>>676487020
That's our secret. We're always newfags
>>676472410
Kurt cobaine?
With a shotgun ;)
you just made 2016 for me my friend well memed
>>676487760
CobainE? CobainE? COBAINEEEEEEE?
anyone still here?
>>676487885
>>676487357
why must you tempt me to masturbate a 4th time today anon?
>>676488512
I'm here, but I'm bored. It's just me and you now.
>>676488647
and me
> >>676488640
should i try to get quints?
>>676488754
Ah apparently, the sky posting guy left too. So it's just two lurking guys. This ain't gonna last long.
>>676488895
aww :(
>>676488895
Well I donno. I still wonder who the fuck that chick is. I mean, she looks good and all.
>>676488929
looks like he's back
shes like ... a singer ... and model and uhh drug addict? >>676489047
>>676489203
Yup. My thingy was telling me there's only two posters in here, but now it has climbed back to 32, so it seems it's not really reliable.
>>676489297
Yeah? Never heard of her. But gotta say I'm pretty recluse and I got no TV, so maybe it's normal.
>>676489047
Sky Ferreira
>>676489297
definitely constant drugs going in that body. I can see it in her eyes.
>>676472410
Chelsea?
>>676489629
Yeah, that's about the sexiest thing about her, frankly. Looks like you could do anything to her, specially if you can reward her with some dope. Otherwise, she's not bad, but I haven't saved any pic yet. I dig the fucked up look tho.
>>676489498
more people lurk on threads without providing content than you'd expect. You can get proof by posting an ebay link or some shit and seeing how many views the item has gotten. Have gotten over 100 views in a thread with 5 posts.
>>676489983
>dig the fucked up look
same. only for now though while she's still young and not a used up, washed up crack whore
>>676490079
Yeah, prolly. It's just that I installed this neat firefox addon, 4chan something, and assumed what it reported was reliable
>>676490452
4chanx?
>>676490409
Washed up crack whores are sexy too. The problem is that so many dicks have been in them that their holes are not so tight and they probably have every STD under the sun. I suppose, at least. I've never had an occasion to fuck one.
>>676490655
Yea
>>676476593
which pornstar is this?
>>676490691
yeah but they get dirty and saggy though. You want them well they're still just young free-spirited sloots.
well memed
>>676490873
Dirty and saggy is not so bad. It's attractive in another manner. I like a girl who can take a fist and that I can just abuse as much as I want. I'd be willing to forgive many imperfections for an obedient slave that can recover fast from abuse.
>>676491165
Take a fist, I meant, in one of her orifices. I like inflicting pain, but not hitting
STILL NO SPEAD ASSHOLE HELP A DRUNK NIGGGGA BLOW A LOAD
>>676491492
> OP Posts one photo without timestamp
> Never answers again
You're still waiting?
man this thread turned out really rude desu !!!!!
you guys need to stop being so sexist *sigh*
>>676491763
Hahahaha. Genuinely made me laugh.
Here's one of my drawings. Respectful of women and shit.
>>676472410
Falcon punch.
>>676492028
thats not a good meme
>>676491763
>>676492028
Plus I just finished binge watching anime, I read that in the typical fat otaku voice. The "desu" was a real nice touch.
>>676492189
What's a good meme then
>>676492058
rip
>>676492330
i really like the dog meme
>>676472410
Look to much like my ex. I'd try tho
>>676492406
Ok
>>676492406
And another
>>676492854
isnt this against the law?
>>676493036
Drawings? Depends where you live. In most states in the US, no. In most of the rest of the world, no.
Only in a few US states and a few restrictive muslim countries
>>676475993
Gender confused much?
>>676493264
howd it come to this point?
>>676472410
I would cut off that fake ass hair color that ruined your hair.
>>676480721
Dear douche-4/b police tard,
Where the fuck else are people sourcing their shitposts?
>>676493442
What point?
>>676493650
oh the point where youre drawing these memes
Found another dog. I think it's my last one. But I got rabbits, bears, horses, tentacles,and even humans. If anyone's interested.
>>676493847
Hmmm I donno? I just felt like posting that shit, and I began posting?
If you're asking why I draw them, well, I draw while i fap. Then I blow my load and stop drawing. That's why they're all sketches.
>>676494014
i didnt mean that dog meme
the other one that doesnt involve dog - human intercourse
>>676494190
Ok...firearms?
>>676494463 no try something premade from 9gag or a meme generator (you can add your own text and it will go viral on reddit), your memes are a bit tooo freaky
>>676494694
I like freaky. Besides I wouldn't know what to write.
>>676494835
i really dont enjoy freaky
do you play any music instruments?
>>676495051
Sadly no. I wish. I plan to maybe learn piano soon, or at least how to compose with software.
Here's a totally non freaky pic I drew for a friend's kid
thats cute
>>676495051
Do you?
>>676490779
sky ferreira
>>676495883
no i dont
Here's a different kind of freaky. I love peaceful zombies, draw a lot of them.
Last one and I'm off. Good day to all anons
with or without the influence of alcohol?
By shaving your eyebrows and shoving the shaver up your ass. Including the brows
>>676472410
Well if it's a competition on who wrecks it the most, I guess I'd use a shotgun.
>>676476593
alright wheres the horse cock
>>676496897
why does that cat look so autistic?
>>676496897
And why does it look Photoshopped?
>>676472932
FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THAT!!!! Just seeing that fucking pick makes my balls hurt.
>>676497901
pusy
