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First Trips gets a surprise.

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First Trips gets a surprise.
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>>676459858
OP here, the surprise will be my penis
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>>676459858
i swear to fucking god op, if it isn't a sharpie in the pooper...
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bump for interest ..now how them pale tits
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>>676460879
Just post your sissy dick op. You don't use it anyway.
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>>676460879
Nope definitely a chick. I just look like a boy with baggy clothes. Trips gets my shirt off
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Rollll
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>>676459858
I know
it's a cockeball right?
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is it a steam game?
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Is it a DICK?
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WE WUZ KINGS N SHIET
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fuck it.
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zkfdgsrtjstruj
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Amused at how unattractive I am in baggy clothes.
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>>676459858
gotcha
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>>676461554
Oooooh so close
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rolling stones
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>>676461192
nice try dickboy, no woman has a chin like that
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[email protected]

send the surprise to my inbox
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op has little sissy ppdick.jpeg or a massive throbbing clitoris that it's been watering every night in hopes that it'll blossom into a beautiful pink penis.
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Rollin for that sissy dick
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rawl
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Rallin
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>>676461713
I have a strong jaw sue me.
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senpai desu
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>>676461903
rolll
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>>676461875
rollin for this
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Kill yourself!
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Whip those small tits out bitch, 2016 no regrets
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>>676461875
roll
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I swear to god it better not be the biggest, ugliest throbbing cock
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Trips get
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OP is definitey a trap
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pepe
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Trips for spread pussy
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rollin
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>>676461875
gonna roll for this because it seems accurate
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>>676462189
fuck, I accidently clicked that. Now I have to delete my history you fag
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Check out these trips
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inb4 it's a dick
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I never get trips
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>>676462294
Roll
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Rollin in my 5.0
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>>676462390
See
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uh huh
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Trrrrrrrrrrrrriples nipleeeweeezzzzzz
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>>676461875
>this
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are you a jew
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Jesup demands tits
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Hip hip hippidy roller skatn
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Rooollin
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Roolll
Huehue
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>>676461875
haha
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>>676459858
The surprise is that you're a man
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>>676459858

I hope its your eyes. ;)
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tgrfisrw6imrusm6
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Cock get
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Roda a roda
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reroll for sissy ppdick.jpg
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eh
rolling
dis ar trips?
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroll
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>>676462764
fag
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Go back to myspace op
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>>676462019
Over 18?
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They see me rollin'
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its a trap trust me
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Peão da casa própria
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>>676459858
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Let's see it OP
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>>676462888
seig heil!
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>>676462888
SUPRISE INBOUND FOR COCK BOIS
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Is it a man or a woman
Or is it both?
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>>676462888
>>676462888
>>676462888
>>676462888
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Hope it isn't your penis.
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>>676462888
Winrar!
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>>676462888
Winrar
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>>676462888
WINRAR
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>>676459858
cock surprise?
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>>676462888
winrar. show us your cock OP
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>>676462888
Conglaturations a winrar is u
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>>676463027
rolling for dick
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>>676462888
WINRAR
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Marry me senpai
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>>676462888
You heard the man, back to MySpace cunt
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>>676462964
I would destroy her. She wouldn't be human afterwards.
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waiting for suprise
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>>676462888
winrAR
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>>676463182
she is cute as fuck
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Waiting for sissy ppdick.jpg surprise
>Not surprised.
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>>676463105
Hey could just explain the winrar joke to me pls
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>>676462888
PIKACHU FOR TRIPS
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>>676463293
>winrar
>winner
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Sounds legit
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>>676463293
b8
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>>676463293
winrar instead of winner also the computer program
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>>676463310
THAT'S ALL??????????
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>>676463310
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>>676462896
does it matter
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>>676463262
And I would dominate that bitch until she acted like an animal
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>>676463310
obvious trap is obvious
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>>676463310
that is one flat chest
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>>676463310

WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE OMG ^^
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>>676463310
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>>676463310
SHOW US YOUR DICK
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if you can't tell this is a dude you are gay, this is another troll thread similar to the one with the girl. this is a dude and after you ask for pics dicks will be shown and you will be gay
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>>676463310
lame. wasted trips attention whore.
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>>676463310
kys. and freeze off your ppdick
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>>676463492
have some more
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>>676463539
That's because it's a man.
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trips now
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>>676463310
Remove clothes and the will be delivered
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>>676463310
what bolshevism is this
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>>676463686
Stop its frustrating me now.
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>>676463310
trip traps
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>>676463541
Only one that isn't mad. Lololol. Until next time 4chan
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>>676463310
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Lets get a PIKACHU mons veneris OP
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hhh
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>>676463927
Gtfo cunt
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>>676463310
...
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hi
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>>676463310
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>>676463182
go on facebook and slash then KaylaKosplay
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>>676463927
seriously, are you a man or a woman
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>>676464038
Did you want some face for that foundation?
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>>676463580
I just want dick pics so I can send them to his family after a nigger rapes and murders that little faggot for being a faggot

Did I earn my edgy badge yet?
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▲ ▲
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>>676464103
Oh that's depressing she does that kinda stuff. Nah lost interest.
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>>676464234
nope kys first
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>>676464292
newfag
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>>676464218
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>>676464187
I promise I'm actually a chick. Lol. I'm just little. And an asshole. Misty cosplay
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>>676464514
Naww cutie
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>>676464378
That's some bullshit you roody poo
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>>676464433
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Where's the 666 at?
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>>676464601
stefan gå vekk
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>>676464588
Prove it
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>>676464588
no offense but with that face I'm going to keep assuming trap
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>>676464745
The Fuck did you just call me
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>>676464785
Are you retarded, or are you just blind? Tattoos in all photos clearly match faggot
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Trap
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Trip
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>>676464956
stefan, din autist
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>>676465003
Faggot*
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>>676464588
another 88, heil.

also that is one cute misty cos
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>>676464797
Okay
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POST NUDES OR TRAP CONFIRMED
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>>676464865
stefan
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>>676464588
I'm drunk, but even I can tell you probably have a bigger dick than me you fudge packer
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>>676464956
That doesn't prove it's not a trap, you worthless nigger.
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>>676464588
hnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg so cute
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Show pp
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so much trap
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>>676464588
Looks like penguin from Gotham contracted HIV
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>>676465138
Then you're drunk and retarded.
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Hi Annie!
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>>676465269
omg, stop your faggot talk
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>>676459858
show that femenine penis
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>>676465311
This
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>>676465311
checked
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>>676465355
Why don't you show us that big feminine dick faggot
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>>676463310
Show me your dick
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>>676465555
Nice quads
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Open up that pussy
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>>676465401
Lul hi
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>>676465425
shut up, I'm complementing a girl deserving of it
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>>676465555
Checked
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>>676465555
It was an honor quads man
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>>676465555

Will that do OP?
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ok
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>>676465555
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>>676465855
dubs of the same number as quads
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>>676465555
Do it for The quads
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Show me your boypussy
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>>676462896
R U???
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>>676464588
asshole would be awesome thanks for offering
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Can I get my surprise now?
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>>676463463
losing my shit to that picture
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I dont want a surprise, you can go to bed now
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>>676465555
This deserves nudes, if you don't give nudes you are confirmed trap
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>>676465555
Nice quads
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So were you a faggot before or after your uncle raped your underage asshole?
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>>676463310
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>>676461192
But then it wouldn't be a surprise, bug I'm still rolling
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>>676466512
This post has a point.
Nudes or you're a trap
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>>676464588
Nigga you got a gargantuan chin. Fucking throw that shit overboard and use it as an anchor
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>>676464588
sorry about your dick, Mitchell
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>>676465555
quads of god, take it off.
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>>676461912
fuck you
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>>676467686
fuck me? no fuck you
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>>676467923
fuck you
i hate you
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>>676467686
>>676467923
>>676468100
fuck me guys
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post nudes already
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>>676468100
this nigga
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>>676468192
show boipucci
>>676468438
UMAD BRO? UMAD? XD
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>>676468192
Kys
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Go
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you look like one of those pansexual genderfluids from tumblr
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>>676468664
WOW THAT WAS DANK AS FUCK AMIGO HIT ME WITH ANOTHER MEME
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>>676459858
>676463501
Itd be a trap ith
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>>676468692
oh god i think my life span just shortened from reading that
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>>676468692
God no. I'm not a tumblr fag.
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>>676459858
kys
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>>676469129
roll
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>>676465555
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>>676465355
God damn you're pathetic, I can't imagine the embarrassment your parents must go through when they have to explain their little faggot son to their friends and pretend like everything's fine while they're dying inside. Are you so fucked up and selfish that you'd embarrass your family like that? If you were my son, you'd be dead to me
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>>676459858
You are a massive cunt
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>>676459858
kys
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>>676469533
Winrar
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>>676465555
QUADS TIME FOR FULL FRONTAL WITH TIMESTAMP
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>>676469773
it's past your bedtime jessie
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Itsa tarp
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I hate you all, every one of you. I would love to torch your houses and dance while you all die, then suicide by cop.
i cant believe how much bait you are chunking on you fucking faggots
This thread got more aids than afrika, jesus died for nothing
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>>676469730
Trips or higher newfag
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Your anger and frustration pleases me -OP
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>>676469881
jessie sounds cute, will you fuck me first?
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>>676470371
I'd love to
>>676470358
my dick has the same effect familia
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>>676470135
You're missing the point, it's about the journey not the destination.
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>>676463310
Well, didn' know what I expected
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>>676470135
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>>676470515
why not both?
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>>676465555
Nodes now
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I feel like I really brought 4chan together here.
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>>676470908
kys
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Surprise was you thought it was gonna be nudes.
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If I had a dollar for every reply on every thread that said "kys" I'd be rich as fuck.
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>>676470637
I like going both ways ;)
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>>676471243
faggot
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>>676471237
or dumber than a bag of rocks, ymmv
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>>676471574
>>676471237
that rhymed
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>>676471700
dubs with their insight
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>>676471519
You can act like you're in denial, but we all know your dick is being pounded harder than the twin towers on 9/11 right to the thought of my big juicy cock, don't deny the feelings faggot
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<autistic haiku>
of those of thread
We a a yourself OP
On a cancer in you.
</autistic haiku>
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>>676459858
If i give you my kik would ou text me op?. If yes, post answer with pic so no asshole post as you.
Thanks ;)
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>>676472640
>>676472475
What are you fags rolling for
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>>676463310
>>676459858
Looks similar to this fag, but this guy an-hero'd rather than becoming a buttslut for the world.
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Here come the trips
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>>676472821
(s)he's so much hotter than this in denial trap
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>>676472470
Hello anon, i can see you are a beta faggot.
How is that working for you these days? Enjoying your self?
Good, have a nice fap session my friend!
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>>676459858
There's nothing surprising about a penis.
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>>676464665
>>676464665
Fucking failure.
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>>676472821
Such a shame, destroyed something beautiful.
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