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My fellow Americans.
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>>676457139
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>>676457931
Interesting.

>>676458273
Why not?
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>>676458273
hes 12 anon... hes 12.. that's why...
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>>676457139
Wew lad! Those are some dank edges!
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>>676458499
I'm 27.
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>>676457139
kek i love how one southern state absolutely hates all the other southern states... yet they are all from thew same inbreed gene pool
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>>676458580
>I'm 27-10

Fixed.
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/b/ home of autistic faggots who think we care what states they like hahaha
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>>676458428
where should I start, whats ur criteria for judging 50 states, most of which u deff havnt been in at all, let alone gotten to know the whole region well enough to judge the whole thing... what are u judging based on. what makes the one u love good? and what makes the ones u hate bad. or kill with magnets cus ur smarter than juggalos I guess.. huge accomplishment btw... idk but why?
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>>676458661
No we aren't.

>>676458903
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>>676459018
I don't have to explain anything to you, but don't assume I haven't been to at least half of these states.
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>>676459058
Why do you hate Kentucky? I live in a good part of ky
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why do u fags hate new england wtf?
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>>676459222
Kentucky has nothing of value to offer.
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RATE IT
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>>676458661
most of the south is more diverse then the rest of the country, colonized by more cultures in the early days also.. so u have no idea what ur talking about historically and ur getting what u know of the south from tv nigga.. but just let the tv make u think whatever. u wont make a big diff to the outcome anyways..:P
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>>676459186
Assuming you even leave your house.
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>>676457139
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>>676459058
Also it is completely nigger infested. how can you live with yourself?
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>>676457139
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>>676459353
see this makes more sense. southern love
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>>676459349
Looks like we've found the edgelord of edgelords.
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>>676457139
this about sums it up I believe

FUCK MICHIGAN
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>>676459397
Fair.


>>676459423
>it's nigger infested
Well, whose fault is that?

>>676459466
I don't care about Canada.
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>>676457139
Why would you hate Alaska?
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Why does everyone hate California?
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>>676457139
i notice you color your homestate blue yet not light green as well. does this mean you do not like your home state?
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>>676457139
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>>676459349
Pike county is the energy capital of the states , but nice try
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>>676459374
Yeah... no. You have no idea what you're talking about. Shut off the bare bulb in your trailer and go to sleep, Cletus.
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>>676459646
kek your fault for enslaving them
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>>676459058
so you come from different imbred gene pools then?
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West coast masterrace
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>>676459785
kek
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>>676459763
kill yourself faggot
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>>676459466
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>>676459614
Fuck you too you buffalo fucking cheesehead faggot.
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>>676459614
Okay, and how do you have two homelands?

>>676459649
It's cold and formerly Russian.

>>676459709
If it's blue, it's by default, green (unless otherwise noted).

>>676459763
Yeah, fuck Louisiana

>>676459792
I didn't do anything.

>>676459851
no
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>>676459186
ok so ur only half retarded then? oh wait how long were u in each and how much of it did u see? what political problems to they have their? u just don't have the real answers bro.. its fine.. I wasn't expecting anything intelligent, just asking why u waste ur mind hating pieces of land based on tv tropes.. edgy smug u have there..lol
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>>676459374
nigger detected
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Op is cancer
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>>676459785
I agree with the other guy the southern states are way more diverse than others , a lot more things to be seen in ky particularly
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>>676459996
your gene pool did kek.
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Muh Country
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>>676459763
couldnt agree more anon
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>>676459997
>tl'dr
Just post yours, m8. I'm not reading all that.

>>676460043
>North Carolina
>everyone sperging over Transjenner bathrooms
kek, and I'm the cancer, he says.
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>>676459996
Try visiting Anchorage in the summer. Can get as hot as 100F. Really beautiful and great for hiking, camping, fishing etc
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>>676457139
Well fuck you too Peaches.
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>>676460043
whats your beef with georgia, besides the nigger infested city of atlanta?
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>>676459869
Do you realize that anything there is to like about Wisconsin or Maine is also true of Michigan? Or do you just watch sensational crap and ruin porn about Detroit, and assume that the largest state east of the Mississippi is all like three counties?
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>>676459996
I go to college in madison WI but I lived in GA long enough to consider it a home of mine
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>>676459869
I would change Cali from orange to green on my map if the worst of your state would quit coming to Washington and Oregon to live.
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You know what to do
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>>676459374
I cant hear u over the sound of living in a city not much unlike every other major city in the world dumbshiiiit!!lol
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>>676460150
>pic related
>it's you

>>676460184
Meh, still too far.

>>676460257
That-THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
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>>676459763
My fellow Minnesotan
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>>676460150
This is one proper american
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>>676460043
yea FUCK INDIANA seriously
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>>676460150

I wish we had gun laws like yours. We're overrun by liberal pc morons here in CA...
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>>676460235
Not him, but even Detroit is honestly pretty cool if you stay in the right areas. Downtown is fun.
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>>676460264
Finally a decent map
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>>676460216
They think they are better than us, simple as that
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>>676460184
lmfao kek 100f? im pretty sure it has never reached above 85F max
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>>676460264
>loves Alabama
I'm not sure if I want some of what you're smoking or not.
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>>676460457
Yup its nice being free
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>>676460117
don't help me Kentucky. texas any part of yalls fucking swamp mayonnaise child pagent and fried butter parade...
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>>676460340
Yep, nothing.
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Quit hating KY- best jelly and fried chx anywherè.
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>>676459614
>>676459923
>>676460150
>>676460264
Fuck Alabama.
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>>676460492
fucking michigan faggot piece of shit FAGGOT
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>>676457139
Chicago is pretty great
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>>676460348
Its peaceful in my where I live . I can't here shit , so fuck you lol
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>>676460117
Which means you haven't been many places outside of Kentucky. Hell, Maryland has a shit-ton of stuff just in tiny-ass Maryland. Illinois has it's own dialect of French. Part of Michigan speaks Finnish, and there are also German-speaking groups still. Don't even get me started on Hawaii...
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>>676459374
>ur
>u
>diff
>nigga

Lol way to shoot yourself in the foot, Jethro!
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>>676460656
I, um, agree?
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>>676460536
really? ive never heard that or talked to anyone with those thoughts. I could maybe see that when talking about the people up in appalachia. They probably argue over who makes better moonshine.
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>>676460265
this. holy fuck i hate californian ex pats
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>>676460735
go back to smoking weed and getting culturally enriched by a pack of refugees you worthless degenerate

dont talk shit about the fucking south like that
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>>676460728
Yea and where are you from, cunt?
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>>676457139
delete california
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>>676460735
>nigger lover
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>>676459923
757 muh home
Tryon to catch a beer
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>>676461118
you betcha
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>>676461118
>lives in second most cancerous state
>hates the ones not even remotely as lefttarded as his
fucking jew yorkers
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>>676461059
Based Wisconsin, a.k.a. Michigan's non-nigger-infested cousin (we get to share the lakes too, dickhead)
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>>676461034
atleast we dont have to deal with niggers up here
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>>676461000
Trips confirm the cunts should stay in LA.
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>>676461190
Tolerable.

>>676461252
Intolerable.

>>676461254
Get out.
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>>676460471
>>676460536
>>676460656
Listen here you fucking peace of shit Kentucky doesn't have swamps
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>>676461248
oregon sucks cock compared to washington.
enjoy your closed captioning on public tvs pothead
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>>676461310
YOUR niggers come in white.
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>>676459466
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>>676460563
>>676460704

Alabama sucks if you do not know anyone there; but if you do it can be a lot of fun. Not to mention it is a cheep place to be. Good amount of open space, people are nice normal, no gridlock, no 3k rents, nice slow pace to life.

Can not wait until my contract is up. i am going to speed a week in Mobil on my way home.
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>>676460265

That would be our "brethren" from NorCal. Be fortunate that most of them move to SoCal and clog up our already horrendous highway system even more than it already is.
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>>676461252
what's with all these retards colouring in Long Island as if it were a state

Is everyone from there that fucking stupid???
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>>676461273
I spent a month in Madison for work a few years back. It was January so it was fucking cold, but I fucking loved that town. One of my favorite random places I've ever randomly happened to spend time. I had a blast.
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>>676460930
cus all the faggots on b will Know im a hillbilly cus im typing fast and not giian no fux bout spelling. im soo worried. but hey if u really need a slackjawed yokel around to make u feel smart, pretend away. good luck.
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>>676461190
how can you hate florida, living in georgia?

Act like pc wasnt the best time of your spring break every year in highschool.

Florida is white trash central, but the state itself is great. The beaches are beautiful
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>>676461367
Kek
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>>676459614
fuck off you backwoods cheese faggot
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>>676460043
919 reporting in
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>>676461333
Checked
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The rest of you are OK I guess
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>>676461271
> jew yorkers
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>>676461451
this is a good answer
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>>676461190
You forgot Washington and Oregon, they also have some pretty dank weed.
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>>676461488
I grew up in a suburb of Birmingham. An affluent one, low on nignogs. I fucking hate it there.
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>>676460557
I've seen it hit 100. Though I live on the other side of the city. Majority of temperatures used for Anchorage are taken at the airport right on the coastline. I live at the base of the mountains
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>>676461694
fuck the quebecois in particular.
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>>676461500

To true NYC fags, upstate NY might as well be fucking afghanistan
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>>676461273
Looks like another guy who thinks all of Michigan is just three counties in the southeast...

Hey, by the way, I've been to Milwaukee. I know who lives there...
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>>676460938
I was jking, but texas deff be diff right..
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>>676461595
>what is the paintbucket tool
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>>676460867
Have you been to Kentucky recently? Cause its way different
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>>676461072
our prime minister is one to hate thats forsure. hes a fairy with feelings. and his wife is something else....
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>>676461516
I live in Madison. Apart from all the whiny liberals its quite nice
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Where are the georgians from? Im in Augusta.>>676457139
>>676459353
>>676459614
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>>676461271
>implying im a libtard
>implying just because its your home, you like it
>implying i like living as a conservative in a liberal shithole
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>>676460398
>>676459763
My niggas
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>>676461528
Agreed, looks good, but its a cespool of white trash, beaners here and there, and in the poor parts niggers. Also the most fucked up state next to texas and alabama
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>>676461500
Yes. But they're fun because they think they're the smartest people on the planet earth.
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>>676458273
because he needs to be as edgy as possible, though hes never been to more than 5 states like the uncultured swine OP is.
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>>676461891
Alpharetta
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>>676461463
dude why you gotta make it hard on yourself
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>>676461812
I was on mobile I didn't feel like bothering
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What did Wisconsin do?
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>>676461682
relevant
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>>676461273
fuck off cheesefag
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Meh, I don't really give a shit
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>>676461891
athens fam
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>>676461463
Hamilton?
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>>676457139
Nebraska is motherland, loyalty only to Nebraska
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>>676461956
I was thinking that. Don't know why I didn't do that
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>>676461896
then in that case you uncultured swine the rest of the west coast isn't that shitty. just california. it should burn. along with new york, colorado, nj, etc.
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>>676461488
>people are nice normal,

If they're nice normal then why they obsessed with having the government put up monuments to one religion to oppress others and passing laws to let bigots discriminate?
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>>676461955
lawrenceville
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>>676461973
Oh word, that's fair.
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>>676457139
how about this instead?
http://www.streamboobs.com/lana_rain/
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>>676457139
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>>676461985
almost every denizen of that shitheap of a state that i have encountered are self righteous pricks of the highest order.

t. your neighbor in detroit.
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>>676457139
As someone from there, go fuck yourself. This state is shit, Our fiscal policy is shit and you are shot for wanting to come here.
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>>676462127
Dundas
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>>676461777
Trips o Truth
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>>676461463
fucking steel city faggot. have fun breathing in toxic fumes
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>>676461682
Kek. But here's the thing, Ohio is hated by Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky and Pennsylvania. Looks like I know where the real problem is...
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>>676462112
i was living in athens for two years but had to move back to alpharetta for school.

You taking classes at georgia?
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>>676461408
im the whole turd fucker, watch ur mouth. I don't give a fuck what bog u crawled out of. im from texas and we bettern yall.. hur dur my durka durka? or should I re durka over yonder u crick looking little old man looking ass nigga......
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>>676462274
Where is "there," m8?
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>>676459763
This
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>>676459353
>loving Florida
>living in Georgia
Fuck is wrong with you?
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I've moved around a lot.
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>>676457139
California is effectively two states.
The north is nothing like the south.
If you don't like northern california then you are most certainly predisposed to vast amounts of faggotry.

Southern California could break away and sink into the Pacific, and everyone would be better off.

Northern California is the most beautiful state I have ever been to, and I have driven through every southern state, from Southern California to Florida, as well as north from California to the Canadian border, and also travelled through Montana, Hawaii, Alaska, Nevada, Utah & Colorado.

You either have shit taste, or are just pretending to know what you're talking about, if you don't rate NorCal near the top of any kind of state ranking.

I would never want to live in any other state. But, S. Cal needs to fuck right the hell off.
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>>676461784
well too fucking bad, this map is about colouring in states, not your petty little local squabbles
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>>676462272
My math teacher is from Wisconsin and he's the nicest man
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>>676461252
As someone from Jersey uh thanks i guess
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I can't have opinions on states I've never even seen. So here's mine
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>>676457139
MERICA FUCK YEAH
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>>676462482
Pick one, or at least narrow it down to two, you fucking faggot. You don't get to have four home states.
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>>676461821
From what? From itself? I've been there. It's not like, say Washington and Oregon where it's a totally fucking different world depending on which side of the mountains you're on. It's not like Michigan, where there's a huge division between the UP and the LP. It's not even like Jew York, where they have the whole fucking world in one city. It's sort of an average state, like Ohio, or Nebraska. Get over yourself.
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>>676461955
My uncle works for ADP up there went to school in Marietta at SPSU before KSU bought them out
>>676462112
Love Athens
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>>676462449
i want to move to florida, Sarasota.

What do you mean? Florida is beautiful and warm without the humidity of Georgia. Great fishing and that sort of thing. I vacation there often and i like it alot. Florida only sucks inland and down by miami. There are alot of really nice places in Florida.
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>>676462131
Chadron checking in.
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>>676461273
>implying every major city in Wisconsin isn't just as nog infested

Fuck off you buffalo fucking cheese eating nigger.
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>>676461891
Alpharhetta / John's Creek
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>>676462687
yeah, sink that shitty country into the ocean.
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>>676460867
Am Marylander. Can confirm
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>>676462694
I dunno, I've lived in all of them about the same length of time.
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>>676457139
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>>676462839
top kek
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>>676461488
>>676461719
only north alabama is good enough to not burn
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>>676462131
Michigan's colony in the West. Where do you think the original Wayne, Battle Creek, Albion, Colon, etc. are all located?
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>>676462871
same fam. I probably know you if were close in age. Where and when did you graduate highschool?
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>>676462413
Illinois, yeah sorry ambiguous
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>>676462649

LA area eh? What city?
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>>676460492
Loves California kek
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>>676457139
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>>676462801
Omaha checkin in m8
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>>676457139
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>>676458661
kek
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>>676462940
Fuck it, pick your favorite then.
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>>676463001
this. fucking love huntsville
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>>676463085
Chattahoochee, pretty recent graduate
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>>676463147
El Segundo
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>>676463210
Mormon
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>>676462197
they only put the wackjobs on the news for doing strange things like keeping gators or being 800 pounds or trying to burn down their brothers house for sleeping with their wife. gives the state a bad reputation. image if the crazy cat lady in your down was the only thing covered in the news about your state for 20 years or so. the reason you never hear about anything else is that there is nothing else news worthy happening which is a good thing.
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>>676463099
Illinois is great. Try visiting Rock Island, Moline, and Springfield. The only horrible place there is Chicago.
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>>676459222
I moved to Louisville from Washington state. This place is a fucking shit hole.
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>>676463082
m8 the fuck are you talkin about
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>>676462624
Welcome to New Jersey. Parking lot full.
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>>676461500
Yes they all fucking are.
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>>676462107
You might be somebody I know, is your name Jacob?
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>>676463373
dude you elect Christian Taliban to be your government

that's not just a few crazy neighbours that the news put on TV
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>>676463299
I think Alabama is an absolute fucking shithole, but Huntsville honestly isn't that bad. That and the east side of the Mobile metro (Daphne, Fairhope, and shit) are about as good as Bama gets.
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>>676463406
Where in WA?
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>>676463367
No. It's still home, though.
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>>676463345

You ever get tired of all the planes flying overhead? I'm in Costa Mesa, and fuck, all the air traffic from John Wayne pisses me off...
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>>676461845
>Madison
How does it feel to live in a God Tier city, m8?
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>>676463313
ah youre probably too young for me to know you then. i graduated AHS in 2011
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>>676463299
madison checking in m8, rocket city is the superior city of the south. madison county will secede and lead the world in domination of space and the moon
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>>676463646
'nother bamafag here. I vote democrat, there are lots of people in this state that detest politicians like robert bentley and roy moore.
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>>676463424
A huge percentage of the early settlers in Nebraska came from Michigan, and named a bunch of towns after towns in Michigan. It's kind of like how the Okies went to southern California, or Connecticut settled northern Ohio, North Carolina settled Tennessee, or Massachusetts and New York settled Michigan.
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>>676462482
We hate you too, Arkansas.
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All states are inferior to my home of Colorado, but I've seen glimpses of hope in other lands. Try harder non-Coloradans
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>>676463474
Okie detected.
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Tfw only PA fag
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Any you fuckers wanna come watch the masters
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>>676463392
Actually, for southern cities, Bloomington and Champaign are pretty damn good, but yeah Chicago is pretty trashy and full of garbage people. I'm just really tired of my tax money going north for building projects I'll never see.
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>>676457139
How can you really develop a feeling for a state if you haven't been there?
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>>676463648
As far as cities go. If we're talking hiking/vacation/scenery then there's lots to love. Sipsey Wilderness in Bankhead, Cheaha, Mentone etc.
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>>676464201
alpharettafag here. Im down, can you hook me up with some cheap tix?
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>>676464065
Kill yourself
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>>676463474
Oklahoma's OK with me.

>not really, no
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>>676460235
I'm from WI and Michigan seems pretty cool, all those lakes and shit. My grandpa is from the U.P
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>>676464190
Haha why the random Idaho hate, what did the potato fags do to you
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Fuck Mississippi, and I mean FUCK Mississippi. That nigger infested shit hole excuse for a sack of flee infested cock gargling redneck mud chuckers.
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From the 702
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>>676464065
Lol. Inbred, nasty-looking women. Mormons. Some delusion that you're part of the Midwest. Other than Boulder and Denver, there is nothing of value in Colorado.
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>>676464394
I'm from Alabama and I'm 99% certain I've never set foot in Mississippi. Never had a reason to.
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>>676464190
used to live in pa man. it was nice.

>>676460264
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>>676463823
That's hilarious because I used to live in Costa Mesa before I moved here, so I was fairly used to the noise. LAX is louder than SNA, but it's still doable. It kinda sucks when I have to do multiple takes for recording though, because of the planes.
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Niggers
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>>676464380
Visited my cousins there once. I forget where they live in the state but fucking boring as hell
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If only we could mark specific cities. Ohio is great but Cleveland is a shit-tier city of misery.
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>>676464544
Don't go. For the love of all that is holy never step foot into that scrotum of a state. You won't return the same man you arrived.
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>>676464320
Nah. I cant sell mine. If they ever find out my badge will be revoked and ill get a life ban. You should put in for the ticket lotto. Its free.
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>>676461891
Kingsland, may as well be in Florida. Have family in Athens and formerly Augusta.
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>>676459869
are you me?
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>>676464250
Finally some Maryland folk!
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>>676463474
Oh look, it's Diet Texas. How are your stetsons, cowboy?
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>>676464641
If you think Ohio is great, stay there. Never leave.
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>>676464413
Kill yourself
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>>676464641
That's how I feel about Tennessee and Memphis. Most of what I've seen of the state is pretty awesome then Memphis is like an entire city made up of the bad parts of Atlanta.
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>>676457139
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>Lived in Indiana in one half my life, Tennessee the other. One has good people but terrible environment and the other vice versa
>This one chick from Arizona basically raped my little brother and gave like 3 dudes at my high school alma mater STDs withing 3 months of living here. Disgusting place
>Northern Florida and Georgia have those nice, hospitable Southerners, and Mississippi and Alabama have those inbred trashy people and its totally true. Carolinas have a mix of both
>Love Chicago. Everything about it other than the violent SJWs. The rest is really average
>Wisconsin has the Dells and cheese, what else do you need? Fuck their sports teams tho
>Ohio has hella amusement parks
>New Jersey is New Jersey
>Oregon had druggie trash, Washington had COOL druggie trash
>Crashed with my uncle in Colorado for a couple weeks, beautiful state as a whole but has its fair share of douches
>The rest of the dislikes are either boring or trashy
>Texas and Cali are neutral because there is too much to like and too much to hate about both

The rest Iduncare fuck you.

And lol fuck Kansas
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>>676457139
dinger
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>>676464394
>>676464544
I used to live in Alabama and frequently traveled to my former company's other offices in the south. I spent more time in Mississippi than anyone would ever want to, including the miserable given-up-on-life sacks of shit who live there.
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FUCK YOU INBRED NIGGERS
CALI MASTERRACE
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>>676457139
What kind of fucking idiot moron likes Illinois?
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>>676464591
>complains of niggers
>Thinks niggers live in Montana
>Loves faggotfornia
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>>676464737
what the hell happened to you in mississippi?
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>>676464591
i love you too texas! maplebro here
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>>676464968
>the south will rise again
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>>676457139
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>>676457931
Home
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>>676464977
>>Northern Florida and Georgia have those nice, hospitable Southerners, and Mississippi and Alabama have those inbred trashy people and its totally true.
all of those states have both types of people

source: actual southerner
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>>676465015
Kill yourself
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I mean Hooooly shit
FUUUUCK Mississippi
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>>676464679
>"Loves FL"
I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you're autistic, friend.
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>>676464977
Didn't read.
Dubs check.
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>>676464787
After 20 years ive seen and done everything there is to do in this damn humid hell hole. And those rich masters fags are coming next week
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>>676461952
Don't know why so many Georgians are hating on Tennessee. I used to go there during the summer every year and you would rarely ever see a nigger. In fact, you could go into the KFC and it was operated entirely by white people. As far as a Southern state goes, it seems pretty awesome.
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>>676464968
All you need now is a "COME AND TAKE IT" flag with a Dixie Outfitters shirt on and you'll complete the average "THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN" redneck
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>>676464826
Whatever you say, Wetback Oklahoma.
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>>676464968
So... you'll be voting for Trump then.
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>>676465015
>california
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>>676465015
True cancer
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>>676457139
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>>676465042
Got arrested in Columbus
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I like guns and weed. That's how I'd color my states. Indianafag here
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Here you faggots go. the only places that matter
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>>676465033
Said nothing pertaining to niggers except "niggers".
Loves all places with weed, even though doesnt smoke. Niggers live everywhere
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>>676462483

You're the reason why people hate Californians. Fuck off back to that cesspool known as San Fran, faggot.
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such love/hate to cali pls explain
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>>676465015
yupp. those states are blacked from all the niggers
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>>676465241
Yeah my late uncle, who lived in Augusta was obsessed with golf...I couldn't stand it.
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>>676457139
I don't care. 278 replies in, and I still have to ask.

What the fuck is there to like about Illinois to the exclusion of every other state?

It's an overly corrupt hellhole whose only interesting part is Chicago, and even that's an ultraviolent, crime ridden trashheap.
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>>676465190
True, but not as much as AL and MS. Holy fuckin shit theyre both totally trash.
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>>676463351
I agree with you on everything except mormontopia and IL
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>>676463471
topkek form Gainesville
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>>676457931
Ayy Missouri bro
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>>676465143
No, it won't. But I wish it would. The rest of the country would be better off.
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>>676462236
Was?
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>>676465597
The death of all the darkies in the inner cities
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>>676464968
I'm from the south and I hate fuckers like you.
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>>676465604
What cities have you visited in those states? That hasn't been my experience.
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>>676465270
Why are texans so proud again? Down's syndrome?
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>>676459466
from montreal here, the engrish part so not too keen on my province of racists towards me
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>>676465532
Yeah I don't understand. I live in LA and I really have minimal opinions about it let alone the entire state.
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>>676464928
Watch the "Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism" videos on YouTube. Shit is so fucking funny because it's so true. Cleveland is a sadness generator. Fuck Youngstown too.
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>>676465606
where is that Florida Georgia line at? are they on tour again?
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>>676465587
You know where at in Augusta. Downtown, the hill, south Augusta, or dare i ask, east boundary
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>>676462839
Check demographics from the census dumbass. Detroit and Flint are both in the top 10. Milwaukee doesn't even place in the top 20.
>>
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Name one reason why you hate South Dakota. I dont think there is anything in there TO hate.
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>>676465392
>Seattle, Portland and San Diego

Go back to sucking Bernie Sanders's Jew cock.
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>>676460672
underrated post
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>>676460492
>Lives in Michigan
>Loves California
Cuck
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>>676464808

No, I just make sense. As do you.
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>>676461451
how can you like otario u fuck, go kill yourself theyre just the UN of north america, can count the number of whites in toronto on my left hand these days
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Why the hate for Maine? I would have guessed most people would be neutral for new England except Massachusetts
No one fucking likes Massachusetts.

NE is kinda like America's Scandinavia. Pretty far out of the way but arsty fuckbags Fawn over acknowledging them. I recently moved to Texas and I honestly hate it here.
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>>676465894
Hey, GO FUCK YASELF
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>>676465782
and your english proves our hate. fucking kill yourself
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>>676459869
What did Missouri do :(
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>>676459466
wherever quebec is nuke it from orbit

the rest of canada is GOAT imo
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>>676457139

I just got here. Fuck the northeastern communist sympathizers and their useful lackeys in the west coast metropolises.
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>>676465782
> Doesn't like the racists in Quebec oppressing anglophones

> Hates Ontario, the only thing keeping Canada well and truly an English-majority country

Also, why dislike Newfoundland?
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>>676465472
>norcal.
>3+k month rents.
>police don't come.
>TAXES
>traffic

KILL YOURSELF
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>>676465015
Who the fuck "likes" Idaho, unless you live there? Sure they have potatoes, but there is literally nothing else there. Have you ever been outside of California?
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>>676457139
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>>676459869
<3
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>>676465974
Pine Ridge
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>>676465209
You ever had sex with a spring breaker on a Florida beach?

No?

Neither have I so it's okay.
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>>676465894
I live basically on the line and am in both states enough to call both home. South georgia is full of niggers though, thats the only real beef I have with it
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new york born, west coast bound, south is niggers, midwest irrelevant
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Lived in Mass, Conn, and currently Florida, I hate the fucking south (South Carolina is cool tho)
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>>676466057
1. im black
2. its not my problem that you keep importing chinks wholesale
3. i live in detroit so the duty free liquor there is nice.
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>>676459466
money is nice in alberta but it sucks
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>>676466349
w h8 west m8
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serious question, does moving from one to another state is noticable right away? I mean how is that that according to this thread the USA has 50, a bit different little countries inside
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>>676466409
>im black
>i live in detroit
bit redundant don't you think?
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>>676460735

>libruhl detected

shouldn't you get back to filming your wife getting blacked?
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>>676457139
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>>676466311
Top kek
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>>676466207
because newfies have a better economy. Newfies use to be the butt end joke of canada untill quebec fell way behind.

also you can be fluent in french. but if your accent isn't correct. you can't get a job at most places.
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>>676466207
I only dont like ontario overall cause of my deep hatred of toronto, which also is prob just cause of habs/leafs rivalry. Rest is actually pretty dope, especially western ontario

Newfoundland and Labrador is a shit tier cunt province of backwards folk who took a giant part of quebec just to be sweetened in to the confederation after the war
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