It's so simple /b/. Count to 3 and I an hero myself.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
It's so simple /b/.
Count to 3 and I an hero myself.
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three
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Uno
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You faggots can't do anything right.
dos
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>3
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>>676448038
fucking cunt
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im ethan nad barry
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Three fiddy
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>>676448222
checked.
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>>676448176
>>676448184
>>676448186
FOCKING KEK
too bad op wont delivar
>>676448176
>>676448184
>>676448186
>>676448186
>>676448184
>>676448176
does this count?
WE DID IT
Two two two
>>676448186
it's over. OP do it now
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>>676448176
>>676448184
>>676448186
Aaaand time for OP to abandon thread.
>>676448176
123 is cumfirm
>>676448176
>>676448184
>>676448186
Kill urself fgt OP
>>676448222
>>676447223
NIGGER
>>676448176
>>676448184
>>676448186
OP IS A FUCKING FISH!!!!!!!!
>>676448186
He did it, now hurry up faggot!
>>676448176
You should've shut your mouth faggot, this isn't a feels thread.
>676448343
No
>>676447223
Here today, oh what can it be?
Another lonely man, surfing /b/
Hoping for impossibility.
We try to help, we beg, we plead
but there are too many trolls to feed.
We try to count, with trips and dubs
but alas, our efforts are not enough.
We get to 2 we get to 3, we get to 4
but always interrupted, forevermore.
So again we start at zero,
hoping to see someone become an hero.
So here we have, this request,
for you see, we did our best.
Becoming an hero is your destiny,
For all of us here at /b/.
I actually wrote this a few minutes ago, for another anherotrollfag's post.
>>676448710
fuck you i was contributed without me it wouldve never happened
>>676448963
:))
>>676447223
What's an hero.
>>676449270
Newfag
>inb4 b8ed
>>676447223
>Danny Devito will die in your lifetime
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>>676449270
It's 4chan's slang for committing suicide.
>>676449270
Do you guys not realize that it's actually A* hero?
>>676449270
Are you being serious right now faggot?
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>Round 2
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>winrar
>>676449270
ugh.
>>676449552
kek'd and checked and shecked and hecked and fecked
>>676449886
Again... C'mon OP it is obviously your time!
>>676449886
LIVESTREAM TIME!
>>676449772
>>676449821
>>676449886
OK OP post stamp
FUCKING DO IT OP AT LEAST GIVE US A PIC OF OUR DEMON
>>676449886
DO IT!!!
>>676447223
1 2 3
>>676449886
DO EEEET!
>>676449587
>>676449772
>>676449821
>>676449886
Shit, how should I an hero myself then? I'm not prepared.
>>676449772
>>676449821
>>676449886
>>676448176
>>676448184
>>676448186
TOP ZOZ OP HAS TO DOUBLE AN HERO NOW
>>676450277
feet first tree mulcher
>>676449954
indubitably
>>676449552
Thanks
>>676450277
Toaster in bathtub
>>676450277
>Livestream
>Get a garden hose, funnel, gasoline, vodka, and bleach.
>Shove garden hose up your ass.
>Insert funnel into garden hose.
>We can time it, to see how long you survive.
FOR SCIENCE!
>>676450628
>>676450695
>>676450781
>>676450880
seconded
>>676450880
I forgot one important step!
>Funnel gasoline, vodka, and bleach into your asshole
that one is right after putting funnel up ass!
>>676450880
So OP, we're waiting....
>>676450880
>>676451083
I second that.
>>676451067
Thirded.
>>676451282
Fourthed....
>>676450789
I don't have a toaster. I got a knife about 3-4 inches long, will that do?
>>676450880
>>676451067
>>676451282
>>676451329
Lets go OP. Your audience is waiting
>>676451453
I concur, you have a lot of support. Let's go now, time's a--waitin'!
>>676448317
>too bad OP won't kill himself over a /b/ thread
no shit you dumbass.
>>676451409
go steal a toaster
also that won't do
OP here lol xD you fell for it
>>676451453
DO EET!!
>>676452296
It's ok, it just warms my heart knowing how many people will get together to try to help another man become an hero. I like knowing there are other people out there who are as fucked up as I am.
>>676452296
I don't think you're really OP here.
>>676452296
Translation
B8ER HERE LOL WATCH AS I TROLL ZEES SCRUBS LOLOLOLLOL I MAKING DEM THINK THEY WASTE TIEM AND ABENDON
>>676452534
thats moving faggot. we really are a community of assholes. i might cry
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>round 3
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Will this do gentlemen?
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>winrar
>DO IT!!!!
>>676453256
No kill yourself faggot
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>Round 4
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>>676453765
>>676453828
TIME TO PAY THE TROLL TOLL
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>ROund 4
>COMPLETE
>>676453712
>>676453765
>>676453828
We already counted to 3 faggots, what I need now is how to an hero myself. I don't got shit for weapons or knifes or drugs.
>>676454265
I honestly dont care. I just like counting
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>>676454477
>3
(^:
>>676453712
>>676453765
>>676453828
>>676454423
>>676454477
>>676454560
Will a three story fall kill me /b/?
>>676454769
Maybe, you could always just hang
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>>676454769
Head first no armsies
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>>676455200
That'll do
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>>676455088
>>676455141
WE ALREADY COUNTED FAGGOT. TELL ME HOW i CAN AN HERO MYSELF.
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>>676455352
Jump and land on your head pal
>>676450262
FLAVORTOWN
>>676455352
I already told you. I JUST LIKE COUNTING
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>>676452630
I'm not
LUL XD I FOOLED YOU AGAIN KEK
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>>676455531
Shh
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>>676455661
Sorry
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>>676455352
somebody's salty, just overdose... and stream please.
>>676455741
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>apartments?
>>676455456
>AN AN HER
Fuck that. I can survive that shit and land in a hospital on suicide watch. Then again, I am uninsured and live in America so I may just die in the parking lot of the hospital; can any qualified anons weight in on this?
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>>676456409
Oh shit
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>>676449772
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>>676449886
>>676456131
>>676456356
>>676456409
K, OP, it's happened 3 times now, so its confirmed you have to an hero.
make a twitch account and stream league for 10 mins after posting the link to stream. Then, take out a knife, and slit your wrists vertically. If this post is dubs you have to cut your dick off first.
>>676447223
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>>676447223
This man has a good plan. Please consider
FRRRRRRRRRRRR
MAKE A LINK TO NEW THREAD OP HURRYHURRYRUHRURRYHURRYHURRYHURRYHURRYHURRYRYRYYR
BUMPERINO
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bumpin
