Faces of /b/ continued
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Faces of /b/ continued
You look like brandon after puberty.
>>676446478
Underage
Reposting, feel free to rate
We had a breddy good thread with that last one, lets keep it going
>>676446641
ASL or gtfo
Reposting r8?
Where's my fellow fat girl at? (If shes even here?)
Back from /b/ond the graves of the last thread.
protip: get your harpoons ready.
>>676446572
Nope
>>676446119
Please show me your asshole, you have the kind of face I could fuck all day
>>676446634
age?
>>676446714
I gave it last time but ok. Im in Cincy and I am for sure not 16
>>676446877
tits or GTFO
>>676446877
kek, right here.
>>676447009
like i said in the last thread, its almost impossible to offend me, so don't worry about having to tiptoe around the fact that I'm fat.
Daughter if you are lurking in this thread, last one 404'd before I could reply.
>>676444780
I was thinking that was indeed the case provided I was remembering correctly from our last rendezvous. That's perfect though. I completely agree with you. I do the same in my down time. If I could manage, I would go weeks without leaving the comfort of my home. However, unfortunate as it is,I spend more time at work than I do at home. :(
>Damn, dad. You're getting old.
Yeah... Thanks for that reminder. But don't close the lid and nail the coffin shut just yet. And damned if you didn't see right through me. I did spend a rather large of the day here. Mostly shitposting no less. Heh
Another great picture there as well. I really enjoy the way you showcase yourself in these threads! Thanks for making them more interesting and entertaining (for me at least) than usual!
it's me
>>676447256
I said this in the last thread; I refuse to give nudes, sorry friend, you'll have to find another whale to masterbate over tonight!
R8 me /b
>>676446533
Ever notice how faggot hipsters like to grow ironic moustaches and pose for pictures with one eyebrow raised? Nice dubs, though.
>>676447523
Check your privleges
>>676446877
those eyes <3
>>676447860
>>676446478
Moar?
>>676447381
>it's me
the girl with pink nipples
>>676447009
You are pretty.
>>676447793
Too many privleges to check considering I'm "cis" and white and middle class.. I am also fat because I can actually afford enough food to feed three starving african children.. I have many privleges friend
>>676448018
oh yeah, she still hasn't proved they aren't pink as a newborn piglet.
we're waiting.
>>676448100
kek, thanks anon.
How do I look?
>>676447009
you have very pretty eyes!
>>676447860
T O R O N T O
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>>676446478
You're pretty cute. Anymore pics of yourself? :3
>>676448218
aw you guys remembered
>>676448218
I'm gonna wait for years
Hello, gorgeous.
/b/ is pretty good looking.
>>676448260
Like you're farting.
>>676448260
Like shit
>>676448260
You look nice
>>676448260
This pic is clearly taken from someones facebook
>>676448461
fucking newfags
>>676448413
that thread was the best thread of the day
>>676448443
they're not pink though how do I prove it
under 18. Rate me good.
>>676446119
>>>soc
>>676448461
facebook photos
they are not like that
>>676448740
Show ass so we can rate
>>676448461
You are stupid scumfag
>>676448671
I can't believe I was remembered how cute
>>676448740
Why admit that fact? Is this even you?
>>676448740
Crawl back into your mothers womb you fucking jailbait twat
>>676448413
of course. and like this anon >>676448443
i will bring it up every time i see you post until you prove me wrong, even though i'm well aware you're just going to keep evading it with excuses
>>676448671
indeed
>>676446119
Remember you from last night op. I'm the curly haired "jersey shore fuck boy"
>>676446877
are you trying to lose weight?
What do you think /b?
Daughter if you're here, my reply to your last post in previous thread. >>676447347
/b/ doesn't want a faggots
>>676449065
I am actually, I have lost 9lb recently (I know it doesnt sound a lot but I only started eating health and exercising like 2 weeks ago) and I plan to keep going until I'm at least 9 stone 7 lb
>>676448999
they are not pink lmao here's your proof I'm deleting it
>>676449366
get lost then, faggot.
>>676449102
Pilipino/10
>>676446119
Hollister. Faggot confirmed.
>>676449513
Bingo!
>>676449102
you were here yesterday too c:
>>676447009
Post photos of those sexy sweaty feet
am i fuckable
>>676449648
Yup. Shitposting, as usual.
>>676446119
mind posting more?
>>676449679
it's a no from me/10
All these newfags
>>676449451
Nah /b/tards don't want a face that's been the whole point since 03
>>676449679
I like your "tattoos are in right now so I am just going to fill my arms with shit" sleeves bruh
>>676446119
Faeces*
>>676449438
well damn. i'm kind of a mix of disappointed you actually proved me wrong, and turned on at the same time..
well done
>>676447347
Yes, I vaguely remember mentioning my isolation tendencies, but not to the extents to which I go haha. There was also something about how you would do they same with your free time, provided you had as much as me.
>However, unfortunate as it is,I spend more time at work than I do at home. :(
Meh.. I don't want to have to grow up. Maybe I can just end up as some guy's trophy wife aka become a socially acceptable neet. I better learn how to cook.
Weren't you out with friends for at least a portion of the time? You're a handome looking fella. I can't imagine you just sitting there alone all day. Where's all your Chad friends?
No problem, do you want your daughter's nudes you pedofuck? Tell me the truth daddy
>>676449795
I'm the same don't worry girl
>>676449426
Ah nice kudos to you! Im at the point where i know i need to lose some weight, but in order for it to really make a difference i would have to drop about 100lbs or so, and I'm really not sure if thats worth it, so its hard getting motivated.
>>676449676
Eh, that would involve having to get up off my ass.
>>676449921
Ah, shaddap.
>>676449921
I know I got shit tattoos, but its better then the stretchmarks you have.
>>676448740
Rate me good
>>676449679
I like your tattoos, and it depends on how hairy your asshole is
>>676449679
I would tittyfuck you.
sry for filter kek
>>676449438
this is sad
>>676449939
I proved myself, unfortunately it's deleted now
Life is like a cabbage:
Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose
again
Life is like a cabbage:
sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will always come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake
trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will always float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage
>>676449686
Ayeee Metalocalypse dude, does half your paycheck go to conditioner?
>>676450171
Hey babe!
>>676447860
Youre cute, would bang
>>676449102
Damn Mexicans are fugly.
do i post face orrr
Life is like a cabbage:
Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose
again
Life is like a cabbage:
sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will always come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake
trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will always float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage
>>676450154
why is it sad?
>>676450289
Dick pic or didn't happen
>>676450362
GOOK! I'M A MOTHERFUCKING GOOK!
>>676450469
insecurity intensified
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>676450241
Nah, bruh, I use minimal shampoo and conditioner, that shit isn't good for your hair.
Life is like a cabbage:
Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose
again
Life is like a cabbage:
sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wishes you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will always come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake
trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will always float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage
>>676450469
Just kiddingn don't take my comments seriously
>>676450493
Or Flip. Whatever.
>>676450568
so much insecurity
>>676451005
Thank you
>>676450944
Too late. I already an heroed.
>>676450780
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.
>>676450944
I'll try not to, glad you enjoyed the moment
>>676450000
Thank you! I highly doubt you would need to lose that much weight, and really if you aim a lot lower then you will find that it becomes a lot easier to lose even more weight. Before I put all my weight back on, I had lost almost 2 stone simply because I was aiming to lose 7 pounds to fit into a dress I brought (and that was amazing, even though I ended up putting it all back on)
>>676450834
I'm jelous man, must take patience to grow out your hair. I give up after 4 months and shave it
>>676451126
I thought that was a reply for me..
Life is like a cabbage:
Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose
again
Life is like a cabbage:
sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will always come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake
trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will always float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage
I just want to cuddle tbh fam
>>676448740
Rate me cis scum
Don't reply if below 8
>>676449978
>Meh.. I don't want to have to grow up.
Amen to that. Avoid it as long as possible.
>Weren't you out with friends for at least a portion of the time? You're a handome looking fella. I can't imagine you just sitting there alone all day. Where's all your Chad friends?
Thanks, but I deal with people all day at work, and most of my friends are coworkers. I get enough time in with them during the day to day. After work and weekends are me time.
>Maybe I can just end up as some guy's trophy wife aka become a socially acceptable neet.
>No problem, do you want your daughter's nudes you pedofuck? Tell me the truth daddy
Haha! Well obviously I'd be lying if I said I didn't. This is /b/ after all. But more than that, I find myself amazingly intrigued by your allure. So let's not spoil the fun and surprise just yet. That said, you definitely have the goods to make a fine trophy wife and as far as whether or not you end up being a socially acceptable neet... Who cares about what's socially acceptable as long as you enjoy yourself.
Goddamn, you are hot though. Daddy is proud.
Life is like a cabbage:
Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose
again
Life is like a cabbage:
sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will always come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake
trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will always float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage Cyan but that is a waste of paint because he is already Cyan you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage
>>676446119
sit on my face OP
>>676446119
First night here. But already think it's pretty funny. Tbh I was watching YouTube and saw RL serial killers have posted occasionally on here. Brutal. Kinda curious as to the most fucked up stuff posted?
>>676451450
Die mix scum
>>676451342
anytime fellow fatanon. i mean i might be exaggerating a bit, but needless to say i doubt loosing 20 or even 30 pounds would really make that much of a difference. Have yo always been big? What is your favorite food?
Joey?
>>676450170
oh i saved it, for scientific research later on. i may still pick on you in the future though :)
>>676451865
GET OUT NEWFAG
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>676451865
Life is like a cabbage:
Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose
again
Life is like a cabbage:
sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will always come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake
trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will always float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so wet that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage
>>676450308
3sum?
>>676452011
Yes because why have new people in the boards. We should let it die like your social life.
>>676451545
You look like you want to leap out of the shadows in the middle of the night to 'shock and awe' cuddle.
>>676452338
We get it
cute little feller
>>676452221
4some?
>>676452395
sage
>>676451974
you saved it? I'm flattered you think they're worthy
>>676451371
Yeah it can get really annoying sometimes, and I'm not very good putting it up in any way other than a ponytail. I actually need to go find a place to get it thinned out and trimmed up.
>>676452210
It's okay. I think we can all access best gore
>>676451881
20-30 pounds is a lot of weight, and even if it's a slight change in the face or body you will notice some difference, and just seeing a change in the number on the scales can make you feel great about yourself and feel motivated! And if I'm honest, I'm pretty sure I've never been an "average" weight, I've always been overweight in some way, even as a kid! How about you? And my favorite food has to be any kind of pasta based food (especially spaghetti carbonara or spaghetti bolognese) or just straight up steak! What's your favorite food?
Thread w/ rate component
>>676452575
>>676452575
>>676452575
>>676452575
>>676452618
it's this or the half-witted cat fight faggot
What a bunch of fucking jews jesus christ what did /soc/ get boring? with the same shit? Now you come here and provide more cancer than there already was?
>>676452718
aw it's me
>>676452772
you look unwell
>>676452598
oh they are. i would bury my face in them and keep them coated in saliva for hours on end.
>>676451764
Alright, I'm off now because dinner. Thanks for chatting me up. I'm curious as to what you do for work, but I guess I'll have to wait until next time. I'll see you around.
>>676451865
So you want a best of /b/ thread?
Also, yoyre pretty cute if that's you b the picture, 8/10 would go to shows with and cuddle later
>>676452863
You should scream that in a death metal song then vocaroo it.
>>676451865
kys
>>676452636
true, its a lot of weight, but I'm still hesitant to believe it would make that much of a difference considering I'm about 20 stone. Ive always been pretty fat my whole life too, but it really got out of hand when i got to college. Pasta, (especially spaghetti) is pretty damn tasty! Id have to say mexican food is my favorite myself.
Life is like a cabbage:
Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose
again
Life is like a cabbage:
sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will always come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake
trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will always float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage
>>676447353
Tom green performing fallatio on a chicken
>>676453012
I've been drinking a lot these past few months
>>676452221
With who? I'm confused.
>>676452594
is this all found on encyclopedia dramatica you cancer lord?
>>676453076
them feels when a guy has never done it to you before
>>676453423
don't break my hip homie
>>676453122
Fair enough. Enjoy your dinner. I need to head to bed anyway. Take care.
>>676453189
Yesplz. And thank you!
>>676453227
Most original reply I've ever read.
>>676453802
thx bb
>>676453494
Do you want to test it? just for educational purposes
>>676453920
10/10
>>676453940
haha, always willing to do things for educational purposes
>>676453244
I understand you're hesitant, but I'm sure by just making a few simple changes to your diet you could lose a significant amount of weight and it will really encourage you to lose more or at least make you feel better about yourself! And I think that's when my weight got out of hand too, as I figured that now I'm in college and living alone I might as well eat every takeaway known to man!
>>676453365
You, me and her.
Durr.
>>676453718
>>676453718
>>676449978
minx? is that you?
>>676446641
You are a dope mawfucka
>>676454189
eh your probably right, who knows, it might work out that way.
and lol, i know what you mean about takeout food, that definatly added a few inches to my waistline. all and all though, i must say you do look pretty cute.
>>676454573
Post pic and maybe
>>676454889
Y-you first
>>676447381
I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be
>>676454113
I'm gynecologist :v
>>676454984
Already did pally ;)
>>676454623
It's okay. I didn't want to keep my dinner in my stomach anyway
>>676454758
You should definitely give it a try, especially if you're unhappy about your weight.. however, if you're happy the way you are and you are healthy then stay the way you are! Your health and happiness is the most important element.
It's so annoying, takeout food is so amazing but it's shocking how unhealthy it is for you, even takeouts that I thought were healthy still have so much fat and calories in when compared to a homemade meal! And aw, thank you, that means a lot! I think you are very pretty yourself, I especially love your hair and eyes!
>>676453189
Solution for all those trying to lose weight <<<
>>676455464
Lol /b/ is full of nasties
on the left. yes we're a couple.
>>676455184
prove it, "pally"
>>676455965
Nah bru. Especially since you don't even seem to have the balls to post your own. Show me a pic, and I'll link you to mine. Or you could just guess.
>>676455607
kek, the main reason id want to lose weight would be to get a date or something, its been almost 4 years since my last one.
Ugh i know how you feel, i use to eat it like 4 times a week :/
Whats the main reason your trying to lose weight?
>>676456252
>heated
>in a r8 thread
>being this beta
>>676455946
>yes we're a couple
what's worse? gays, girls in a relationship, or vegans?
>>676455897
Why do we share oxygen with that
>>676456252
You can forget about the 3sum faggot
>>676455897
This is why the purge should be real.
>>676456735
Okey dokey, I'm self conscious anyway
>>676446119
GAY, UGLY
>>676457242
Great, now you've turned me on.
>>676456329
I know it sounds cheesy or something you'd see on tumblr, but losing weight for a date is the last thing you should want to do. Finding the right guy/girl (whatever you're into) can be difficult when you're overweight, and I'm sure most big people will agree with that, but I can understand why you would want to lose weight for that (I haven't had a date in about a year and a half either, and it can get lonely). And the main reason I'm trying to lose weight is for the benefit of my own health.. I'm at a point where I don't care about my looks (I mean, I like my tits and i like my ass and so everything else doesn't really matter to me to be honest) so I just really want to be healthier
>>676446119
why are you using a picture of ME, you shithead?
>>676457595
not op, but could you prove it's you?
Hard R
>>676455946
a couple of dumbasses
>>676457928
cornfed/10
>>676458056
The face that you do when you get hard in the ass
>>676457845
>>676458692
nice try, OP
>>676455946
pretty handsome, both of you.
>>676459193
You have a nice beard.
>>676459643
Not really, I just starting growing it out. It looks too messy and patchy. Time will tell if I can get an actual, decent looking beard.
>>676459193
i'll have the threesome with you, that other guy hurt my feelings
>>676459193
ty. that would explain why op didn't respond to my posts. in any case, and I don't ask this to troll--I vaguely remember chatting with you in a thread a few months ago, but can't quite remember what you said. had you mentioned that you have something like a half-cut?
You still here friendo? I'm back now
>>676454667
I've gone by a few names, can't recall minx unless it was years ago.
If you mean hannah minx then lolno
>>676459873
idk what a half-cut is lol. but yeah ive been on /b/ for a long time, so very well might've spoken at some point
>>676460179
sorry, meant as in a half circumcision. I could be completely mis-remembering what you'd said as well.
>>676460302
nnnnope i'm fully circumcised lol
>>676460401
oh, gotcha. and the last thing (if you don't mind saying)--if you have any brothers, are they snipped too? I don't remember if you said something about that
>>676460720
i don't have brothers. regardless why the fuck would you ask someone if their brother's dick skin was removed
>>676446119
I'm straight, I don't want to fuck you, but you're cute. Cuuuute.
>>676460401
That's good to know. Uncuts are a little gross. But you should think about trimming your beard a little, unless you're experimenting.
>>676460931
thanks. but the OP who posted that ain't the person in the pic. i am.
>>676460890
eh, something I usually ask per an informal survey. didn't mean to upset you
>>676460111
oh never mind
post nudes since the other faggot didn't want em
>>676460976
i'm growing it out entirely. it looks shitty right now because i'm in an awkward middle-phase of growth. plus i havent showered today.
>>676461154
not upset, just a weird question to ask
>>676454857
What the fuck do you expect when you do this kind of shit? Seriously, people need to stop going to the ER for getting things stuck in their ass or mutilating their genitalia, they knew that this would happen so they should either live to die from the infection or just kill themselves on the spot.
>>676456675
she's ok, i guess...
>>676461182
kek I'm not posting nudes. I'm young and innocent
Is there any other sort of photo you'd like?
>>676461387
gotcha. and it is a little weird, I admit. though if it matters to you, cut does tend to be cleaner/a bit healthier, even if the eurofag guys on this site are a bit hostile to it.
>>676461671
nudes
>>676451865
Leave
>>676461671
Could you post a photo like this one, but with a timestamp?
>>676461671
Let's see some ass. Through pants or not, either or
>>676461671
i don't believe you
>>676461671
post face
