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This girl I met at the bar saturday is messaging me. I have no

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This girl I met at the bar saturday is messaging me. I have no intention to get to know her. Dubs or 69 decides.
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How's your day going
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>>676432677
Winrar right away
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>>676431780
Did you know that Hitler did nothing wrong?
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Fucking dickhead rolled 77 on first reply
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>>676431780
Hey, you were really nice. Let me buy you dinner, take you out for drinks, and deliver you home safely. At the end of the night, though, all I ask for is a wink from your beautiful eyes as i walk away.
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>>676433532
>first
roll
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>>676433708
MUST WIN
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Do you have a feminine penis?
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"Are you interested in coffee? I would love to sit with you and get to know you better."
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>>676433532
kek
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How's ur tits?
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I really like you, so.. Tits or gtfo
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>>676433532
roll
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>>676433532
rawl
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>>676433773
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>>676433532
check EM
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>>676433532
roll
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Why haven't we fucked yet?
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>>676433977
YES ANOTHER 77. OP DELIVER.
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My cock is crooked
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>>676434011
Winrar
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Raul for
I wanna cum
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>>676433922
>>676433977
>>676434011
this is now a dubs thread
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>>676434011
>>676434011
winrar
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>>676434011
Checked
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>>676431780
did you know that hitler did nothing wrong?
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Op?
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>>676434011
way better winrar
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Please suck my penis or if you don't want to we can proceed to sexual Intercourse
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Can I stick a cactus in ur vagina?
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>>676431780

Can we do anal next saturday?
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>>676431780

I like that name, Haylee.

Anyways if dubs or 69 ask what her favorite dinosaur is.
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>>676433532

And btw, I also want to fuck you in the pooper the day after.
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>>676434199
Checked
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Feel the love, OP

Also, if dubs, send her this pic of our lord and savior, 15 year old Meemstar
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Haha thats not fun *brushes up against you and sniffles you* XD
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>>676433977
checked
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>>676434294
This
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>>676433532
please
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>>676434276
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>>676434565
ThiS
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A win is a win. Fucking beautiful start anons
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>>676434695
No, this is Patrick
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>>676434821
Roll
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>>676434695
this is jake from state farm
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>>676434695
8=============>~
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>>676434821
Do you like milk?
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I also think I should let you know beforehand that I have debilitating herpes. I hope this doesn't scare you away, I'm just a very open person! :x
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This thread seems interesting

If dubs say '' tits or gtfo ''
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This is Dave! Aaron gave his number to everybody at the next bar he went to last night. We can be friends still right?
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>>676434695
i have a fart fetish
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>>676434695
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

ROLLING >>676433532
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>>676434962
Roll
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>>676434695
>>676433773
You were supposed to say this faggot
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>>676434944
winrar
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>>676434944
Win
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>>676435010
llor
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>>676434695
sorry, i meant to send a picture of my dick
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can we made love in my bedroom and then maybe if we connect with more than just the physical level. I’ll take you out. I’ll introduce you to my mom and my dad and my little sister Jenaveve. She is really cool. She into ‘Goosebumps’ at the moment and maybe we can all go to dinner all together. And that will really like you because of you’re cool taste in music and your wonderful dress sense and then maybe after confronting our initial misguided pre-conceptions. My family will come to respect our love for it’s tangibility – and they will reject it because of bias or religious, political agendas of height that have been waiting through the social fabric of hundreds and hundreds of years, FAGGOT!!!
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>>676435044
double winrar
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>>676435044
2 44's
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>>676435044
Winrar
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>>676434962
Rollllll
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>>676435040
He didn't say "reroll." Doesn't count.
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>>676434695
*whispers in your ear* want to know a secret? :33
i think i might know someone who has a crush on you :D ^w^ you'll never know LOL
maybe it's me~ ^///^;;
*glomps* :33
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>>676433443
could you rate your pussy tightness from 1 to 10?
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>>676434695

Sorry, I meant to send you some other pictures
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>>676435069
>>676434944
>>676435044
win fucking rar
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>>676435108
Check em!
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"Sorry, totally fucked that up. Wrong picture."
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>>676435202
Roll
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>>676435344
CHECKED
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>>676434695
Sorry i meant to send this
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>>676434962
This and >>676435344
In that order
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>>676434944
This is the first one
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>>676435344
Winrar
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>>676435487
this
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Sorry about that I meant to send a picture of my dick
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>>676435108
Reroll
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Don't bother locking your door tonight. It will make it harder for you to escape the flames lapping at your skin.
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"I don't suppose you want to go get dinner at Ruth's Chris sometime? I'll totally buy."
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I just wanted to let you know I really felt a strong connection Saturday..more than just sex...but like soul mates
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>>676435582
Yup. Rollin
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>>676435344
things are getting interesting
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>>676434199
Still waiting for op
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>>676434695
hey, i know this is sudden but would you like to see a movie this weekend?
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>>676435282
reroll
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This bitch is so eager to respond, help anons
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>>676435750
or just send IM FUCKING BETA AND I ASK
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I eat ass
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"I'll totally pay for a trip to California for just the two of us to visit Yosemite. It's a really cool place if you haven't been there before."
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I wish you weren't a cunt
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>>676435344
This then..

Sorry meant to send you a dick pic
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>>676435888
sorry my brother had my phone.
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Lets do bdsm next time
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if i cum in your mouth would you swallow it?
If yes can we meet up and can i ride you around the park like a human horse

Im into furies lately and have pictured you in a fox costume, please piss all over my face and cock while i masterbate
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>>676435888
Just my daily gallon of sperm.
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>>676436029
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>>676436081
Roll for slamdunk
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"Sorry. I'm a little too high. Took one too many pills. Want to take me to the ER?"
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>>676435888
winnar!!!!!!!!
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4l of undillated kegs o beer ;)
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>>676436111
Win
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>>676435888
winner!
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>>676435888

Nah just horny. Send me a nude
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>>676435888
winrar? Does this mean OP sends her a screencap of the post?
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The Pyhrnautobahn (A9) ('Pyhrn Motorway') is an Autobahn (motorway), in Austria. It runs through Alps by 2 two-lane tunnels: the 5,400-meter (17,700 ft) long Bosrucktunnel and the 8,320-meter (27,300 ft) long Gleinalmtunnel. The longest tunnel on the motorway is the 10-kilometer (6 mi) long Plabutschtunnel under Graz and its outskirts.
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>>676435888
Are you pregnant or just stupid?
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>>676436166

win
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>>676436111
Lame winrar
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hey fuck you op you slimy piece of shit! Who do you think you are to jkeep me hangning like that!? You wouldnt believe the faking day ive been having! My gf lef me. she was a pice of shit but she was siill the ponly one that loved me or who i truly am... a furry who like cock. DELIVER MOTHER FUCKER OR I WILL FIND YOU@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!
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>>676435888
I'm sorry, I'm trying to be funny. That's just how I get when I'm talking to a trap-whore that wants to taste my fiery cum.
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>>676436277
BRUHHHH
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>>676431780
I'm bored send me a pic of your browneye
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>>676435888
Sorry, I haven't been drinking... It's just that my dog is the best. And it passed the avast anti virus.
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can i come over and cry on your shoulder? I'm emotionally depressed. I can't take it anymore. Please help
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>>676436273
Gettin dirty! Roll
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>>676435888
sorry that was my pet hamster he stole my phone!
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>>6764358

Can I take you out for a meal? Then fuck you in the bathroom anal style, until you shit on my dick and I'll cum on ur back and eat the shit-cum off of you.
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>>676435582
This
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"I want to put a gagball on you."
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>>676436159
Noooooo !
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>>676436297
sometimes you have to get everything in the right direction first
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I'm gay and my dad js gay and you look like like a TRANNY, Gayyyyyleeeee.
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what's the biggest dick you ever sucked?
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>>676436322
Please Op.
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>>676436111
Can we ignore this one?
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>>676436322
WINRAR
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hey you think we can hangout some time? I'd love to get to know you a little more.
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>>676436277
>>676436346
Do.


It.
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>>676435888
All I'm drinking is your dad's semen.
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>>676435888
Of course. If I'm gonna fuck you, I'm sure as hell not gonna do it sober!!
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>>676435888
why else would i be texting you?
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>>676436309
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>>676436565
reroll
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>>676436081
rolling
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I'm not drinking, I'm just shocked by your gorgeous face.
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>>676436524
Not unless quads overrule
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Look, I'm not gonna lie. You looked really cute at the bar the other night. What say we go to drinks later this week? Just me and you?
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