Rap Battle Thread
Rules: 4 bars per post, your post must reply to someone else
I'll start it off
Hi guys it's me, op
My favourite porn is POV
I have a keyboardfull of dorito cheese
Now I'd love to see yo frees
>>676428422
OP is talking a lie, he's gay, not straight, this faggot is out of his mind. I can keep going with these rhymes.
BOOM.
>>676428422
Hey it's me the real OG
These bitches starin at me like I know what they mean
I always keep that pussy clean
Hella stacks from you I can glean
>>676428816
You call yourself an OG, but once a fag always a fag, just like the Oh PEE. These 16 year olds on /b/ can't step to me.
Don't get played.
Nice thread !
I can post some bars of mine :
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WHATEVER!!!
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG VS. DOCTOR WHO!!!
BEGIN!
Sonic:
(Seeeee-gaa!) It's Sonic here and you can screw your screwdriver!
Bite my dust while you rust, I'm the fastest thing alive
I'll be eating hot dogs while you're stuck in the Vortex
The Blue Blur will always get there faster than your TARDIS
A hedgehog with hairstyle needs no re-Generations
Even time-travel can't beat me in a race, I'm a sensation!
Better Colors than your rainbow coat and by the way
You're a Mighty douche bag, the last fag from Gallifrey
Collect rings till I win, score of outstanding songs
Lock you back in the Zero Room that's where this Doc belongs!
Battling me's a Big mistake, there's no Shadow of a doubt
I'm an Unleashed hog that beats you at the speed of sound!
>>676429104
Kill yourself.
>>676429104
The Doctor:
For Rassilon's sake, your rap is worse than your cartoons!
I'd rather face Scaroth, Daleks and the Judoons
I'm the Doctor, the definite article, and I kill it
I'm a Lord, the only ring I ever needed is my signet!
I'll win before you Blink and then you'll weep like the Angels
Taste my Fury from the Deep, watch me run to save the damsels
Twice as many hearts as your Heroes, ain't that nice?
With rhymes that freeze you all way back to Ice Paradise!
I rock scarves and bowties, I'm too cool for your Schoolhouse
It's the Oncoming Storm versus Mr. Needlemouse!
Now Listen to me, you can run but can't Hide
When I die, I need no bitch to kiss me back into life!
Sonic:
I fly higher than Tails while I control the Chaos
You're a clown and a dandy and synonymous with fail
I'm the one Rose chases, you're still stuck with Cameca
Fifty years, but it takes a Moment for me to break ya
Gimme the seven Emeralds meet your Ultimate Foe
>>676429286
(cont)
I run faster, I'm your Master, I can suppress your flow
Up and down and all-around and anywhere you go
Super Sonic puts an end to cosmic hobo's rap
Cut your hand off, leave you deader than a dodo, chap
Let me slow down a beat: do you need a Downtime?
You can try but I know you never crossed the finish line!
Like you, I fought beings that threatened all of time and space
But I never went as far as to destroy my own race!
The Doctor:
I'll reverse the polarity of the neutron flow
Then chop you down with my Venusian aikido
Fix my TARDIS so I can show new worlds to Jo
Granted, I did destroy Gallifrey but I went back and saved it, ho!
I can blast the Sonic Team, hear my electronic theme
Don't need UNIT's assurance that the Doctor's gonna win
I'm a Deadly Assassin and you got no Great Intelligence
You annoy me like an Omochao with rhymes so Graceless
You're still on Green Hill, about to head to the Valleyard
Leave the rapping to Knuckles, Sonic, cause you are a failure!
I'm the Spearhead from Space, you're Kinda lame, that's obvious
Another thing I'm sure is that you're not the brain of Mobius
>>676429286
We're battling each other dumbass.
>>676428816
Guten tag Juden,
It the Fuhrer here,
I'll gas yo' nigga ass,
While I sip on some Berliner beer.
>>676429375
Sonic:
Yeah I roll down Green Hill, while you're facing Green Death
How about I tell the CIA about your TARDIS theft?
I beat Merlin's granddaughter, haunt your dreams like the Mara
Make you die, this time for real like Katarina and Sara!
The Doctor:
I've had enough from a funky spiky shrew wearing gloves!
Your Silence must fall so I won't hear more of this stuff!
Come along, Susan; let's move away from this blue clown
The only thing that he actually does fast is drown
WHO WON? YOU DECIDE!!!
THOUGHTS /B/ROS ?!
>>676429030
Smooth as fuck
>>676429458
Haha not bad not bad.
>>676429030
You think you're an oldfag but im not the one living with an old hag, slag, the whore you call your mother
Not like you're a real /b/rother, newfag
>>676428679
You say you can keep going but I'd rather you didn't
At least I can tell that it wasn't prewritten
And I'm not gay im genderqueer, check your privledge
And take notes on my raps, and repeating digits
>checkemate
>>676429458
You're not german, in fact, you look italian to me
Watch me cut open that stomach and see all the spaghetti leak.
You MCs are weak as fuck
You couldn't see me in a pick-up truck
Cuz you still stuck in your mom's basement
I'm chillin at my pad faded and wasted
Vampire for epic raps
>>676429734
I'm Italian you say? I don't fucking mind,
You can call me Mussolini bitch,
I'm one of a kind!
>>676429619
If you would have gotten dubs, no doubt I would have quit
Seems like the only thing that's happening is you running your lips
If you know my motto, come buy me a beer
Otherwise shut your mouth, and stop acting like a queer
>>676428816
Nice to know you keep your pussy clean faggot
I wouldn't fuck your whore hole if i double bagged it
You're not just a faggot, youre a faggot magnet
Btw my penis is 18 inches flacid
>>676429460
Fuck this noise summer fag /b/bois
Why don't you go back to your snacks and toys
Virgin ass teeniebopper twelve years old
Rhymes for days can't step to this I'll put you in a choke hold.
You're dead kiddo.!!!!!
>Never gonna give you up
>Never gonna let you down
>Never gonna run around
>And dessert you
>>676430083
>>676429619
>>676429613
Damn I had no clue /b/ had flows like this. Not bad at all
Yo I'll suck ur cock in ten seconds flat
kiss your girls back fat while fap and watch
You cuck mutha fucka I'll buttfuck ur young brother
Slit ur moms throat and raid her clothes cupboard
Pussy, money weed, need a honey and some gs
Ain't it funny how I be cuz i smoked a pound of weed
now give me the crown cuz i got som thing to prove
u ain't grabbin deez nuts while I'm clutching the ooze
>>676430263
Youtube cancer
>>676429743
I hope you fade away from this thread you dumbass
I fuck ya girl butt till its purple, call it a plum ass
I only fuck plump ass, for a living you pump gas
now go 'way with ur dumb trash you bum rash
My rhymes are fly, My beats are sick
And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG
All the other MC's, I wish you well
But if you live in sin, you burn in hell.
>>676430083
You call me a bitch, it's true, I'm a mean person.
Even with your grandma around, I'll keep cursing
Fuck your old lady, change her diaper
I'm Eddie Murphy from the nutty professor in a dodge viper.
>>676428422
OP tryna inspire something mad creative
All it's got me is fuckin irritated
People talk shit, run their mouths like rabbits and hamsters
In the end, like those goddamn bananas, it's just cancer
SAGE
>>676429743
A pick-up?! Oh another hillbilly pikey,
You don't even need a joint before I see your ass whitey,
There's better MC's inside the trailer park though,
So put down your baseball bat and don't play with me bro.
Yo ur daughters real nice can I speak to her please?
Hey girl come sniff this hankerchief
Dump her body in a dumpster once I've fuckin pumped her
Semen stains showin up on her fuckin care bear
I'm a lyrical-metaphysical spiritual monster,
If you fuck with me, you'll end up scattered in a dumpster, I can assassinate yo' ass real quick,
and then make yo' mama suck my dick bitch!
ITT: nigger nignogs and white boys trying to be nig nog
Captcha: FUCK NIGGERS
>>676430116
The only lips im running is your girls on my cock
She greet me with legs wide open, with only stockings and socks
The bed finna rock, the panties gon drop
When you come home the only time she say stop
>>676430116
i'll give you the bitch wife make over, that's two black eyes
You're dropping queers, but we know you want two black guys
I'll take my knife and go slow throw your fema'
High in my 52, dropping bombs heavier then those on Hiroshima
>>676430824
Oh HELL NO!
>>676430959
You say hillbilly again, I'm gonna choke your neck
I've been here since 2007, show some respect
You little babby, did just discover the net?
Keep lurking newfag, and I'll put this hammer down, don't get rekt.
>>676430758
Fuck you Nigger
I bet my car VS your EBT card that my dick is bigger
Why you guys got skinny ankles and your ass sits in the middle of your back?
Riiiight because your mom couldn't stop smoking crack
>>676430959
You call me redneck but you don't bring jack
I'm sitting here just watching you slack
I think I'll cop a feel on yo girl's rack
And watch your bitch ass fail to attack
>>676430826
Oh, it's Eddie? I didn't recognize you nigga,
if you keep messin' around I'll have to pull the trigga. I'll mess with your mind and you want be able to find a single sign that will tell you you're still alive bitch, HA!
>>676431297
DAAAAAAAAAAMN
>>676431015
My Daughter? I'm the only one who's fucking her g,
The name is Mr Fritzel and she ain't even got a key.
My basement's like my job - so fucking secure,
So keep your eyes on your mum cause to me prison I'll lure.
>>676431253
>>676431297
True true, not bad at all honestly
>>676430513
Gonna fuck your mother mad
Shs gonna miss me
Sad, nah!
She golddiging bad
Throw her on the curb
My dough stays rad
>>676430305
I don't know where to start
First off you sound like youre 26 and play mario kart
Live at home, chaperoned, coz ur mummy's not far
She'll take away your goodboy points if you cuss in your bars
>>676430959
I ain't no honkey you fucking retard
I'm a monster with fingers stronger than rebar
That's how I diddle your mother
Too bad the test is cavernous unlike no other
>>676431464
You say you've been here a while, desu
But you're just asking to get mongled next
Every Caturday you're posting gore, faggot
Don't walk in here with that disrespect, maggot
>>676431069
Your stepfather touched you kek
>>676430758
>I hope you fade away from this thread you dumbass
>I fuck ya girl butt till its purple, call it a plum ass
Dude you had to have stolen that. I refuse to believe that you made that up.
>>676430364
No I ain't grabbing ur nuts cuz I don't like men
you seen boobies for the first time and said "I dont like dem"
If you wanna rap for real u better note my pen
and if you claim my crown again ill bash ur throatpipe in
>>676431886
Nigga, what're you even tryin' to do?
I'm not on your low level, I don't mess with you!
You better understand that this world is cruel,
You either make it your bitch or you stay a fool.
>>676431886
man you can't rap, put down the pen
shut your ass up and don't talk again
that rap sucked sure hope it's the end
by the way you can't fuck my mom cuz shes a lesbian
>>676432295
So damn violent and fucking mean
Get laid and smoke some goddamn weed
Your feelings are hurt? Man up, no need to fight back
I won't be here when your high strung ass has a heart attack
>>676432076
Bitch, are you serious?
Can a nigga be that much delirious?
Stop with that bullshit and throw some bars,
If you don't, I'll beat yo' ass and catapult you to Mars!
>>676428422
your rhymes are weak and lame,You addicted to dick like skanks and cum stains,beta as fuck with no name, so sit yo ass down before you go mad and keyboard rage
>>676431932
Faggot I completed super Mario before ur dad fucked ur mom,
I'm that mutha fucka that donated the cum,
Call me pop pop while you suck my fat cock,
I'll swear in my bars and inflict mental scars
>>676432365
Haha, look at this guy trying to spit truths
You have nice teeth, I'd hate to knock em loose
Look, keep talking like that and this world you'll never rule
If I'm a fool, you're a tool, peace, I got things to do.
>>676431297
Fukken nice
>>676432463
Insulting another and ain't bringing nothin
Can't even change up ya rhyme scheme, brother
Tell me more about how you won some Grammy's
No wait, that'd be a lie, you're at home with mammy
>>676430824
the only thing sick about you is HIV
That and the fact you're on here with underage ID
Go head, hate my frees, I smoke a bowl and a plate of trees
You softer than fresh dough in a bakery
>>676431630
Just sittin' there? Yup, well i'm a Rascal like Dizzee,
You yanks can't rhyme like us that are ruled by Queen Lizzie,
My girl's racks ain't free, you got to pay with your stacks,
Unlike your Future I already have racks on racks on racks.
>>676432759
nice
>>676431777
If ur Joe fritzel then I'm jack the ripper
Kidnap ur daughter and shave her head with clippers
Keep a lock in my pocket and wear her panties
She got down syndrome her eyes be slanted
>>676432822
I rate your white ass Papa Roach outta ten
Don't you dare do that stupid shit again
The Doc is in, he says your rap is out
Besides, how can you rap with that cock in your mouth?
>>676432930
Shut up nigga I'll break yo neck
Chop you up and cook you up Tex Mex
Style you know I ain't gon rest
Till every one of you fuckers no I'm best
>>676432754
Let me pass you some bars child, underhand style
Cuz you softer than Charmin and I got you beat by a mile
You got diddled. It's OK
Now throw on your stockings and fetch me a sammich and OJ
>>676430826
Fuck a nutty professor, call me nutted professor
Fuck ya highschool sweetheart meat hard right after a lecture
Break her teeth out, that ho gon need dentures
Anything to make her mouth better to swallow my member
>>676428422
I'll fuck u babe
U need be afraid me
and baby tsunamy now
suck my dick -how?
Check this out faggots, I'll battle you all,
If your momma needs a big dick, just give me a call. I won't stop until yo' ass is eliminated,
I just keep throwin' gold bars cuz I am the greatest!
>>676433213
He might be the doc but I'm the professor
Visit ur grandma and fuckin molest her
Go through her purse and find a pic of you
Go through her anus till my dick be covered in poo
>>676433054
You gonna step to me thinking I don't get laid
I got more style in my pinky than your overdone fade
I don't fall for bait often, I'm usually slicker
But I can't sit by and eat shit from such a dumb nigger
>>676433024
You talking about HIV like some gassed up vet
Keep fucking with me and I'll make capital punishment see pussy at best
You better go for the low blows, straight for the knee
Because I wrote the whole book on how to be an MC
>>676433178
Your bars don't even rhyme,
Man wasn't brought up on grime,
The lock in your pocket is your chastity belt,
So don't give up your day job, you old virgin melt.
>>676433256
Best? Is that the word you choose?
Loser is the one I use.
There you go again, wanna talk violence?
I got blades and bullets to induce a graveyard silence
When it comes to peace
I couldn't be calmer
But for you I got less patience
than Walter Palmer
>>676430868
I tape a cancer banana poster in your mama vagina
Her pussy so big I could rent room inside her
but my dick couldn't go far, that even surprised her
I opened it wider, fetched out my lighter, and found out i got cockblocked by the webs of a spider
>>676433558
Give her old ass the dick, she needs it
But don't go around pretending you're Jesus
Spouting off you're the best when you're just like the rest
Punk ass egomaniac Yeezus
>>676433785
Fuck your grime, it's not even dirty,
Introduce me to ur mom she looks kinda flirty.
I'll fist that bitch while I suck her tits,
Bring a zip lock bag to keep a lump of her shit
You guys are scurrrrred to post
>>676433492
I've seen Bush on 9/11 spit more truth than you
Shit's lame, be ashamed, go back to your DnD crew
Throwing gold bars? You be shitting me nigga
Only bar you ever threw was a fucking bar mitzvah
>>676433492
>>676433492
>>676433558
>>676433598
>>676433598
Yeah you know im the is the wickedest,
Niggas say I'm pussy? I dare you to stick your dick in this,
If I was pussy I'd be filled with syphillis,
Herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, gettin rid of ya
>>676433833
Nigga yo rhymes are simple thats a fact
Mine's more complex than a tesseract
think I'm gone guess again I'm comin back
I'm the realist like Ted Cruz is the Zodiac
>>676434026
Man, you on that stank ass shit?
My weed and my pussy gotta stay legit
Take that junkyard shit outta here before I vomit
Nigga, your good raps are as rare as Haley's Comet
Fuck all this 4chan
more porn than a poor man
with a porn mag with fag
in the back of a 4 door van
>>676433598
My fade is pretty sharp man, it's even shorter than your dick,
I'll venture round your House just to give you a kick,
The doctors will be squirmin', to see how much your hurtin',
But they'll leave you in the gutter when they find out you're vermin.
>>676434058
I ain't jesus I'm that nigga muhammad
I'm takin over this shit Allah-god dam it
Forcefeed ur girl to the point where she vomits
I'm the prophet sent to rescue this planet
>>676431571
Complaining in your raps bout skinny folk, who u action bronson?
and the only reason u bettin bout dick size is u wanna look at my johnson
Cmon son, shits weak
Your underpants got sum shit streaks, speak to me or my son i leave you buried down six feet
>>676433304
Fuck you mean tellin' me that I'm a child?
I'm the ruler of this place, I'll have your ass exiled!
I didn't get diddled, but you sure will,
I'll murder yo' ass, it'll be just another confirmed kill.
Me wakey and I bakey
Me hundred percent nakey
Text in all these bitches
While I'm wrapped up in my blankey
I'm no good at these. I'll stop.
niggers cants rap
and niggers can't jump
nigger vote trump
niggers fan of the cunt
>>676434284
nice
>>676434335
Now you think you can win going all pedantic
I don't need a thesaurus to leave your ass frantic
Shut up, protozoan, your rhyme's Mesozoic
Take a note from Helen Keller, bitch, get silent and stoic
>>676433492
Stop rapping bitch, you got no fucking clue
Almost all these other raps are so much sicker than you
You're about to get served, so call me Apu
And your raps are just about as fucking sick as the flu
>>676434193
>Only bar you ever threw was a fucking bar mitzvah
Nice
Sup fags it's anon with these fire raps
You can't beat me cuz your rhymes suck dick;
And are worse than the thread filled with traps.
Try to battle me and it'll be over quick.
>>676429104
gay
>>676434621
White flag, man, white flag
I can't tip that next level shit
Your rhyme is clearly the more legit
I'm out, you got this in the bag
>>676428422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8rhf2KVzs
>>676435146
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest
>>676434744
you wake up in the morning
with your dick in your hand
no girl wants you
so you stick it in a man
you trade angels for anal
chicks for dicks
pick the key and not the locker
stick your dick in shit
>>676434284
You talking about STD's
Funny, what do you call a quater pounder with cheese?
Your yeast infected mother when she opens her knees
I don't do this for my health, back up, you walking disease
>>676434417
Serious with this shit?You got the bars of the retard 2chainz
comparing you to a driver, you're an Asian, taking up two lanes
English can't be your first language, you might be russian
Because by the way you rap, you sound like you have a concussion
>>676434970
boy yo nice tight ass and small dick looks juicy
ill come over quick like i love lucy
suck you til you drained of all your fresh nectar
i love you babe call me and remember
Pls fuck me now in my dupa
check in my vagina salt water
Your History is hurt trooper
Ma yellow boy u r cracker
Rhound
>>676434637
You thinking you're some sandigger prophet
Imma have to ask you to get your punk ass off it
That high horse you stole, your fat ass will crush it
You ain't top tier, your highest leap couldn't brush it
U think ur so hot but ur not
U live in a flat and ur fat
ur rhymes aren't all that
I'll bring my strap
You better hide
Your mother is the one I'm going to ride
>>676434839
Oh look, we gotta little book worm
Bet that made your uncle's dick firm
Bet all the guys took turns
Shoving their cocks in your mouth till they squirt spem
>>676434149
Flirty maybe, she'll invite you for tea,
But your corpse will end up in her Citroen C3.
You wasteman. Your burial will be no grief,
We love the enviroment so much we'll trade you for a Nissan Leaf.
>>676428422
I just don't give a fuck like shady, im crazy, I got more awards than martin scorsese
>>676430824
Jebus christ is my nigga. Son of the original G
>>676432085
Write from your heart, and the words flow like wata
A lotta niggas say nada, but they the same ones that oughtta take a minute and ponda, bout they gun bars and all da drugs sex cocaine checks yada yada
watch out these same dum yung niggas a be takin ya daughta
real shit
>>676434802
Sounds like some post punk lyrical shit
If your band was headed by a dude with a blond flip
Get back in line, closet nigger. Get your food stamps
I earned my shit, all you do is fuck tramps
no one replied
cuz they know there a dyke
and i know they will die
ill only battle dubs
let the numbers decide!
>>676435528
Hold it now, nigga that's gay
I guess that's why I called you a fag
But to be honest I wouldn't have it any other way
Now, you wanna hit up some bars wit me dressed in drag?
>>676434839
I can't stay silent, I cheat, and I don't play fair
Leave a dollar on the table? it won't stay there
Bill Gates is my cousin, that nigga gave me stock tips
Now I gotta respond to you? Aww fuck this
>>676435665
I'll pull up to ur mom in my vaxhaul corsa
Marry that hoe then fuckin divorce her
Get custody of ur baby brother
Use a pillow to give him a smother, mother fucker
>>676435627
Rather look at a book than your ugly face
Can't stereotype you cuz you lost the fucking race
So minimal, so fragile, why bother to chase?
Besides, if you run away you'll mess up your lace
>>676435277
Give up, he's got the best raps in the thread
Not to mention his mountains of street cred
Yet you still want to try him? You got no fucking clue
He's gay as fuck, but he gets more ass than you!
>>676435869
dude with a blond flip?
you sound like trump
and as for them tramps
i was fucking your mom
>>676435569
Mutha fucka I don't ride horses I ride a fuckin elephant
Fuck your opinions they be irrelevant
They call me the reverent because I'm omnipotent,
they call you the cuck because your full blown impotent
>>676436052
Such a lazy ass cheater, a real cock eater
Did you woo your wife or beat her?
How much cum was spilled to get you where you are?
Never mind, I'll just steal your beer at the bar
>>676436193
you say it like im jealous
" you ain't getting ass"
i dont fuck donkeys cunt
just chicks with lased bras
>>676428422
OP wants to see my free style
OP you're reading it
OP check'em
That's right 33.
>>676436193
Best raps in the thread?
Bitch I had enough of you
I call your raps soft
and I'm laughing my ass off
Dude, I'm dropping these fucking bombs
you're quieter than a mouse, you not tryna wake up your moms
>>676436902
fail. kek.
>>676436302
Your rhyme is weak as fuck
I cannot lie
You're annoying me
Now please, just fucking die
>>676435249
I was just waiting for somebody to write this, Papa Franku the bar king.
>>676436168
You really wanna bring up my face?
Cuz when ladies see yours, they bring out the mace
When they see me they get clitoral erections
And yo chop game the best contraception
>>676436104
Marriage? As if you could afford that!
You can't turn up to church in your Adidas hat!
Custody is usually difficult to achieve,
For a smelly coon who's girl has a tacky pink weave.
>>676434193
ohhhhhh shit
>>676432463
Nigga fuck you and your lesbo mom
If she don't like men ill transform to a girl like a trans megatron
fuck her with my robo-dick till she yellin stop, make you grab the phone and go tell a cop
Wonder if I should keep goin or take the high road and just let it drop
as much as you faggots say nigger
>you'd think one of yall could at least try to rap
but you're prolly too busy jerking to anime, mlp, dragon dildos,
>or giving that bunny judy a fap
or asking to 'name my band' after
>linking some shit tier youtube song
i need to get back to shitposting in /pol about >'hitler did nothing wrong'
>>676436612
You call me irrelevant but I'm just irreverent
I don't give a fuck about your words, to Hell with it
You're as powerless as a presidential delegate
And by the way, I think the elephant rides you, schlick schlick
>>676437061
wow that was the worst comeback ever...like i was expecting more of a challenge,
can some one else better battle plase
>>676436612
The only thing you're riding is the cock of your boss,
He pulled down his trousers and made you give him a toss.
You thought it was wrong till you got an erection,
Now you're looking for men in the XXX section.
>>676428422
Can y'all hear me? Check, check it...
>you're so broke you got a parking ticket for loitering but what could they do?
>They saw you're a faggot and decided to put the fucking boot on your boots.
>The judge agreed you'd not be freed without giving time and some loot,
>they told mom no more allowance and put you in the showers with Jamal and HayZeus.
>>676436721
Yeah I bet you get bitches daily, sitting on /b/
With your face looking like some sort of monstrosity
You say you don't fuck donkeys? Let's hope chicks do
Because otherwise your balls with end up a deep, dark blue
>>676437080
Yes your face, those big lips flappin'
You call that shit rappin?
You still trying to diss? I'll send you some pics
So you can have some stuff to spit, other than anonymous flips
>>676437080
Mention a clitoris, must be yours
"Feminine penis", the fags scream in scores
Starring in trap threads and inducing cancer
In your case, suicide is the answer
>>676437261
It might be an addidas hat but u be wearing hi-tech
Hide ur moms citreon cuz I'm about to hijack
Force ur mom and ur sis to have incestuous bi-sex
You /b/tards think you can rap?
Shit I'm just gonna fap.
You fags aren't worth my time, sittin here tryna rhyme.
I'll slide through and fuck y'all up
And then dip in my pickup truck.
You just got shot harder than Trayvon.
And you bitches thought you could flow?
Man c'mon.
You should be smarter than my ho.
>>676432759
"keyboard rage"
With phrases like that I'd love to see your age
I let the heater flame, you still playing wii you're lame, i got neater game, heat seeking aimed missles comin for you and your freakin dame
>>676437694
A challenge? Is that what you're after?
It sounded to me like a trip to the gasser
Seriously, are you stuck up or just full of fear?
I beseech thee sir, get that weak shit outta here
>>676436701
My beer? I'll have you know I drink Gin and tonic,
My bars are spikier than that hedgehog called sonic,
I'm faster as well, I spit with some pace,
Before leaving my load on your girls ugly face.
>>676428422
Y'all be trying to soun like you down wit da 8mile better Circle than Square up
You wanna step up so ima fuck your rep up
Quit playing or you gonna get hit with this verbal biscuit and to all you /b/tards I wouldn't risk it
I can go full on I dont need the endless bars I've won not even a sweat and I wasn't even ready to come in yet
I'm telling you now your terrible you might as well destroy the nearest building and start from bottom to top because I guarantee thats the only way your Wrecken shop
>>676438171
Can't you read? Four bars per post
I shouldn't even respond, your bars don't even count
So prepare your anus, for my flaming roast
Now I must return to your mother's house, for the I shall mount.
Just gonna jump in
Hey fags, all of you go die
I bet you cunts like CP and PewDiePie
None of you will ever get a girlfriend, you're all to fucking shy
>>676437760
You get bitches daily, but I'm getting them first
You're just a perturbed jerk, with no skills to work
Beating you in a rap battle is EZ
Please believe me, I swear this faggot is sweeter than cheesecake
>>676438171
Did you read the rules?
Four bars, mother fucker
Now get the fuck outta here
Dumb ass wigger trucker
>>676432822
Bum stop, you're nun' hot
The only "pop pop" you hear from me is these gun shots
Hit ur girl with my cumshots, after that we dun tongue swap
Throw the condoms in her skirt and let one drop in ur lunch box
>>676436968
Your bitch will agree, my rhymes are the softest
Smooth and silky, she'll notice the thread count - you've lost this
Bitch, you drop bombs like you're a pacifist
But my bombs are fucking nukes, hitting you, like massive fists
A bit like I did your bitch
>>676438610
To be any good, you need fire water?
Man, try mushrooms, so much hotter
Talking about a childhood friend
Leave here fool before you meet your end
>>676438039
That Citroen is staying locked in my garage,
If you venture to England you'll be deported by Farage.
Incestuous bi-sex is your habit my friend,
Would you like me to give your poor ass some money to lend?
>>676437366
Nigga the only road you take is one to a man's anus
Suckin so much dick, make you fag famous
Callin out my rap, but u ain't much better
Plus you just admitted being robo bruce jenner
>>676437822
Nigga what you on, I ain't got beef with you
But if you really want some, I'll grill your ass too
Thought you were cool, but don't know what to do
And when I'm finished, yo pants'l be filled with poo
>>676438001
Bitch my penis masculine as Arnie's
Shwartzenegger got nothin on me
fuckin prime pussy is my favorite hobby
Only pussy you get look like roast beef from Arby's
>>676438496
A challenge? Why even respond, you're not worthy
A redditor can't hurt me, and you're far from dirty
You're probably from New Hampshire
You god damn liar
>>676439611
Defending your dick, typical denial
I'm glad I had the chance to get you riled
The butthurt is so real I think I can taste it
There's plenty of ass out there, get outta my face and chase it
>>676439700
In your first two bars you showed mad potential/
But you didn't keep up homie that's essential/
I maintain my main frame while you play games/
You lose and you place blame on the same lames that crave fame/
>>676438931
No skills to work? Bitch, can't you read?
News flash: I'm eating you up right now - call it the news feed
I just laughed out loud at how you think you'll succeed
And your bitch on my dick? Yeah, she agreed.
>>676439468
Mushrooms? No I'd rather not fuck with my mind,
Your sis is on her knees and with my semen I will blind.
A friend is something you've craved you whole life,
I'm sick of toss MC's, of which this thread is rife.
>>676439700
Jack Nicholson is your image of choice
And you think that you have a convincing voice?
You presume to know where I came from
Delusional ass, go back to gargling cum
>>676439339
Yeah soft, come to a real hood and get dropped
This is hiphop, and you wouldn't make it past the gift shop, so kick rocks, or get beat down like crumcakes
You want this? Fine, put up your dukes you lil punk bitch
>>676440304
>No skills to work? Bitch, can't you read?
>News flash: I'm eating you up right now - call it the news feed
Not bad
Give me a second, just have to finish your pregnant wife with my left hand. Why are you crying it not my fault your hope is slowly dying. While I live opposite to the pope I like to hand out ropes to poor blokes like you. Do what you gotta do.
>>676440435
Bitch I'm an only child, I get mad hoes, you're vile/
I can hit the high notes, and dope rhymes, I'll break your spinal/
Cord, except you're limp dick, no vertabrae/
I got many insults and that's not my worst to say/
>>676440063
You started talkin bout dick, called it into question
So obsessed with dick, think you got an erection
Yo rhymes are weak, below my expectation
It don't rhyme with it, or is that beyond your comprehension?
>>676440130
You try to get by with rhymes that chime
But your attempt at alliteration isn't worth a dime
Love don't cost a thing, or so those with bling will ring
But you won't get any from me, bada boom, bada bing
>>676441200
One syllable rhymes, please don't fuck with me/
I'll use my skills to fuck you up like cutlery/
I've been in the game for two years, no joke/
I'll take your cash, leave you with jew tears, and no hope/
>>676440597
Sorry dude, I don't go to the hood
It's not worthy of someone this good
You say you want to fight me, but you're left in the dust
You could be a new kind of pizza base - salty crust
>>676440435
How do you open your mind, meditation?
You weak ass rhymes elicit no elation
What makes you assune, by the way, I'm a sibling?
Put your head back down, shut up and keep sucking
>>676439611
Robo bruce jenner my steel dick is a pleasure
Ur just jealous ur member will never be better
I got the armor of shredder, the body of bender, and if cis scum try to fuck me can turn ass to a blender
>>676441031
These hoes you speak of, have got hairy piss flaps,
With teeth rather wonky and multiple gaps.
My dick is far from limp, It's diamonds for your mum,
I send her 50p and on my webcam watch her strum.
>>676441031
Your ad libs are wack, dude, just let go
And yes you suck so much dick your vocal cords have an echo
Tell me /b/ro, how the fuck do you do it
You been on 4chan for this many years with no signs of improvement?
>>676440879
Thanks man. I really enjoy rapping, but I never get to do it since my friends are lame af
>>676441119
You think you can only rhyme the sentence endcaps?
Chase and taste is as valid as this and that
Acting like you respect the rules of the game
But you're really fake, overdone and nothing but lame
>mfw /b/ spits some of hottest shit I've ever seen in my life
I'm white.
IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OF UUUUUUUUU~
>>676433256
Hey you there, Mexican scum.
I'm a slap ur ass before I beat ur mum.
Make me a sandwich, it's an order.
Or maybe you want to be sent back across the border.
>>676442256
Win
>>676441931
I do it with skill, produce it and kill/
You're at the top of my list for who isn't ill/
Tell me that I suck, but you ain't much better/
I get the pretty chicks, and you fuck gender benders/
>>676441583
Cormaine? It's Full Sail, bro. You're pretty damn good.
Skills that seem to be nurturable only in the hood
Your rhyme is strong but your content's generic as hell
Vetting your technique above others, makes me fucking el oh el
>>676441655
Meditation is a treat, it leaves my mind all clear,
I can't believe I'm being sent for by a motherfucking queer.
Sibling and sucking? Are you sure they're rhyming?
I'll whack your head on my fence and leave that empty skull chiming.
>>676442534
Resorting to racist shit for a giggle
But I've got one little minor niggle
I'm white too, but I'm willing to lay it down
You're hiding weak ass skills beneath that disapproving frown
>>676442629
Say I'm generic as hell, people barely can tell/
Your girl saw me, right away her panties had fell/
I've been at this game for a minute with big show in my city/
People underestimate, wrong when they say I'm shitty/
>>676441895
If you ain't cut your dick off yet I'll do it my self.
Put it in a jar and keep it up on my shelf
Have you screaming, crying, beggin for help
But you only feel peace when I choke you out with my belt
>>676442172
You're rhymes are weak, and your flow is wack
You're worse than a kick to the nut sack
Think I'm something you can attack?
Well get ready nigga, I'mma fight back
>>676442895
White picket fences are all you've got?
Wake up and quit insulting my plots
My rhyming is off, but you have some problems
That boring life you live sure ain't gonna solve em
>>676440130
I grip and pull, skip the bull, think ur cool cuz of ur syllables?
Shit ain't biblical, the effort's near minimal, so if you say this verse is soft the feeling's reciprocal
>>676442583
I have to admit you do have skill, but stick to guitar
I've battle many anons and they never ever got far
In fact, just give up, this rap shit isn't as easy as you thought
I bet you rap to your mom in the garage
she's your number one fan, where the hell is your pops?
>>676443382
There you go Shooting off with pride again
That facade fades away. What then?
You'll be left to panic without a plan
Just run to the strong arms of your big hairy man
>>676443858
I'd have to admit, when you try you're pretty dope/
I bet you'd play onstage to five people at shitty shows/
I've played to 300, signed some asses/
This talent takes work, you can't buy my assets/
>>676443715
I think I'm out of robojenner bars so that's it for me
you rap nice dude
>>676443715
You talk about me with words like wack and nut sack
The 90s called, they want their lingo back
You think you can fight back against my on track attack?
Git gud, motherfucker, I'll praise the sun and stab your back.
>>676444156
I got pride because I'm the hardest of artists/
Try to fuck with me and you'll be labeled retarded/
But don't fuck with rap, you suck at that/
Your girl plays my shit and loves my tracks/
>>676443715
Enough about my dick, and stop doing whatever
Especially if you're typing, because you won't get any better
Stop responding unless you desire the cemetary
Any chance that you're beating me? Just imaginary.
>>676443762
Rhyming is off?! More like non-existent,
If i could describe your father in one word: distant.
Cos your girl isn't resistant, she's practically my assistant,
And this isn't gentle advice, I'm insistent.
>>676444735
You're right, I'll admit I'm more of a rock God
But I gotta shoot you down cuz your tude is flawed
Take an eraser to the paper, precise like a laser
Recognize when there's others out there that are greater
>>676444518
Talk shit on 90s lingo but that what the best bring though/
I make your girl hit the high notes, she ain't even sing though/
I'm rising higher than others, look at my wings /b/ro/
Now sit your ass down and shut up because the king spoke/
>>676441931
fuck echo you wear echo, so many men used your neck hole you have permanent strep throat
lets go, you wanna talk bout improvement?
what the fuck is you doin
bein on 4chan for years only makes your more stupid
I do dis, u useless, when it comes to rap you should spew less
I'd break down your technique but it'd just leave you clueless
>>676444964
My dad is dead, you uninformed prick
Licking my dick is a better use of your mouth than this schtick
You insist on advising I do some revising
While the list of your fuck-ups I'm alphabetizing
Talking about my dad, you seem very questionable
But what about you, what will drop first, your voice or your testicles
You're so frail, ain't no way you'll kick shit
Unless you're on a skateboard trying to kick flip
>>676445132
Sure there are greater and it applies to you/
But music is a struggle if you know what I been through/
Time for the next lesson, 350 I'm bench pressin/
Tossing your girls with some french dressin, and you best be restin/
>>676444209
lol im not the guy you replied to before, just felt like replying to you
any way I can contact you man?
always wanted to know someone in the game
>>676445405
In the face of your insolence, I can't sit and be silent
Your inflexibility leaves creativity dyin'.
If I said that you're on your A game, I'd be lyin'.
This thread is for keeps now, fucker, start tryin'.
>>676445964
Fuck being anonymous lol. Look up JaeKae on facebook and you'll find my page. My photo on the page is my mixtape cover for a tape called "RiSE"
>>676444949
You spitting shit and expect me to ignore?
Well guess again, you son of a whore
Think my chances of winning are fiction?
Well I already did bitch, put that in your vision
>>676434026
>bretty good, bretty good
>>676445914
You're spot on there, music is hard
But don't bring up your bench thinking my ass is lard
I bench 300 but I bet I move quicker
I'll lay you out before you know what happened, shit kicker
I'm an actual rapper, y'all suck.
And now that I got the gat clapper, y'all duck
When my bars and flow go off, oh fuck
I'm keeping petty chops in the underground, y'all stuck
>>676446212
I'll follow it as well. Is it a like page? or an actual profile?
>>676446212
fuck man, I like to be anonymous tho
you have a kik by any chance?
>>676446148
This thread is for keeps and it belongs to me/
You spit and it ain't even sound like songs to me/
I'm the rapper everybody longs to be/
I'm so dope everybody's onto me/
>>676446546
Kik is xXxJaeKaexXx
>>676445693
Dead? Distant? Either way I'm correct,
You can't go to the morgue and attempt to resurrect.
You useless American cunt, 'alphabetizing' with a 'z'?
I'm shitting on your dad's grave and doing it with glee.
>>676446691
Different anon but my kik is "cthulhulol" if you could add me?
>>676446521
Like page
I'm making money I'm stacking up
I ain't making friends I don't give a fuck
Cause all I do is shoot shoot shoot steal rob and kill
So pop your pill and try to chill before we come through your front door
>>676446587
You think you're bringing the pain with your weak ass game
But all I hear is lame shit, be ashamed
No wonder you've only played to crowds of three hundred
People listen to your shit and it leaves their muse stunted
>>676446834
Added
>>676446719
Now you've gone too far, you Eurotrash bitch
I can't believe that I'm reading this shit
Trying to hurt my feelings and get me to quit
I think I'll string you up and play pain games with you a bit
>>676446587
It belongs to you? Dude, pass the drugs that you're on
I know I can beat you in everything else but this is more fun
I don't even need those cheap jokes to beat those weak flows, just ask the people
this thread is a wave of white, a sea of cum
just a sidenote, that's where Op's from
Some bars are so bad, oh lord it a sin
If you guys got together it be called the cracker tin
>>676447046
I know I bring that shit that crowds love to hear/
Keep your ass out of rap, nobody wants a queer/
I'm chilling outside the south side, nobody can doubt my might/
Nobody can take me down, or try to without a fight/
>>676447805
Made me kek
>>676445895
My testicles dropped long ago, all over your mum's tongue,
Saliva on those taste buds while I filmed it on my Samsung.
Like Nidoran i'm poison, you filthy little Spik,
Cos I've reached level 9 g, you're due a double kick.
>>676448045
>mfw I'm a pokemon fan
>mfw this was the best rap because I understood everything perfectly
>>676447423
There isn't a line, all bars are fair game,
Shame you've got nothing that isn't fucking lame.
Your mum must have been a hero, to bring you up alone,
But think of all the cocks along the way she must have blown.
>>676447933
Damn, dude, I admit you're pretty good
I guess there are advantages to growing up in the hood
You learn to rap early on, fight a little bit too
But rest assured, I'll still leave you black and blue
>>676448734
Shit I ain't from the hood, I'm a middle class white kid/
I aim to impress and I'm pretty sure I did/
But your threats mean nothing when I learn from the veterans/
So shut your mouth, I'll fuck you up like Excedrin/
>>676447423
Your game is weak and your shit don't scan,
You're too busy jacking to count syllables, man
To pictures of your sister whose been spreading her legs
Before I let her go she's gonna eat all my eggs.
I'm going to eat dinner now. I hope this thread is up when I get back, if not hopefully we do this again one day.
>>676448715
Fuck, man, I can't think of a good comeback to that. White flag. You're creative as fuck, got contact info?
>>676447933>>676448734
growing up black, im sure he's glad
but i bet he probably misses his dad
don't worry son he just went for cigarettes
to smoke away you, and the rest of his regrets
>>676448448
A Pokefan you say? Well I'm sure on your side.
I'm off to teach my Graveller how to perform a Rock slide.
Don't think I'm soft though, are you here for a clash?
Ill put your head in the Sand and your neck I will Slash.
.all of y'all suck, your bars are horrid
.mine are flaming, downright torrid
.your balls are small and dicks are narrow
.now let me explain why I'm the rhyming pharao
.I'm so good they call me supernatural
.cause I got the strongest shit, and that's just factual
.I've been called a wizard, even a god
.y'all ain't nothing but a bunch of frauds
.and I'll shoot your ass up like a firing squad
.I'm on here spitting these lyrical curses
.these spiritual verses
.and dont you know that the worst is
.yet to come
.cause yall are hella dumb
.what's it like having a dick smaller than your thumb?
.boys, I'm a deity, you best show some respect
.cause I'm on an ascent, and my dick is erect
.your bars are weak, your rhymes are lazy
.mine are so good they got you going crazy
.you get no pussy, all you do is jack
.and you better watch out cause I'm on the attack
.your cock's so small, call it "tic-tac"
.are you even comprehending
.the words with which I'm offending
.cause this is rhyme school and you best be attending
.you know I'm the teacher and I will be suspending
.my title, defending
.my words you're contending
.your profile, unfriending
.the limits, I'm transcending
.and while I will admit that this has been fun
.you should give up now, cause I already won
>>676448448
>>676448045
>mfw I used to kinda like pokemon over a decade ago
>mfw this was an alright rap even though I understood everything perfectly
>>676429619
Pussy ass cunt you aint got no dubs
Ugly fucking neckbeard eating doritos for lunch
You wanna be a gang member but you look like Bernie Sanders
Kill your self or Im calling the tard handlers
>>676449282
Nice one g, I don't give out contact info but respect dude, all the best,
>>676449019
Not bad, not bad, not bad at all
But quit implying you think you won't fall
I got the skills to complete my ass kicking mission
I'll leave you wishin for the option of submission
