how many of you are Scottish?
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how many of you are Scottish?
>>676395624
helensburgh fag reporting in
This may sound dumb, but whatever.
I was born in England, lived most my life in Scotland, so I like to consider myself a Scot, despite blood and whatever else.
Hamilton fag here
>>676395858
nice im also talking to people who may live in america but their bloodline is Scottish.
Wales here btw
>>676396016
same, born in portsmouth, been up here since i was about 18 months
>>676396016
I accept you
Glesga cunt here
>>676395624
Dundee reporting in
>>676395858
are your initials D.M.B?
aberdeen here
>>676396640
they are not.
no american fags saying their fucking ancestors are scottish plz.
>>676395624
Edinburgh fag here mate
>>676396920
why not?
Glasgow reporting in!
Born and raised in Glasgow and moved house to Edinburgh last week!
any limmy fans?
glasgae are all tinks fuck yous
>>676396904
good
Ayr here.
>>676397362
i get the urge....
to strike you...
to strike your face
and your body.
Glasgae fag reporting in
>>676396510
English, but live in Dundee for Uni and plan to stay here after.
>>676395624
get the nudes on the go boys
>>676397369
Jealousy is so unbecoming!
Any gers fans?
>>676397369
shite bait
Falkirk fag here
>>676397883
not jealous of half the city living on their giro, glasgow lets scotland down
Glaswegian Reporting in
>>676397722
checked pal
>>676397362
But steel... It's heavier than feathers.
>>676398053
At least Glasgow didn't shit themselves like Edinburgh and voted the right way.
>>676397659
kek possibly my favourite sketch. i told you not to larry me...larry...are you deaf??
>>676396016
>>676396209
close enough, you're Scottish
>>676398123
I dont-I dont get it.
Cumnock here
>>676395624
Hi lads
I'm from America
I think the Celtic Football Club is great
Free the Irish!
Free the Scottish!
>>676397722
Does double dubs help with me Scottish legitimacy points?
linwood fagette here.
Not far outside glasgow.
>>676397315
Now why would you do something as moronic as that?
You can almost smell the Irn Bru in this thread
>>676397775
this , especially for north glasgow if there is anyone with stuff out there.
Livingston fag reporting in
>>676398266
i must ask you not to say that again.
Airdrie has arrived
>>676398234
doubt half the weegies voted, probably dont own a tv to even know there was a referendum
>>676398464
yea im samefagging
did not expect this kind of turnout
Scotland doesn't exist. It's now known as Cuckland since you fags voted NO.
Any fife or Edinburgh nudes?
aren't the tories fucking cunts
>>676398774
kek
>>676398774
That was fucking rigged everyone wanted out of the UK
>>676395858
Does the clyde bar still have a bed in it?
>>676398774
Nah, it were only the old cucks that wanted to stay in, but they turned out to vote more
>>676398717
It was the promise of deep fried pizza and a munchy box
>>676398774
i voted no, still stick by that choice
>>676396640
Who's the wido you were thinking it was?
>>676395624
me but i haven't lived in that shithole for 5 years
England, I love tea, I love crushing William Wallace's skull under my Yorkshire plate boots
>>676397315
You are dead to us now
>>676395624
Renfrewshirefag here, soar alba lads
How's it goin' ,bawbags? Good night?
>>676399291
Top kek
>>676399215
ex
>>676399300
paisley?
any pollock halls nudes?
>>676397722
What you studying
>>676395624
i am by heritage, but am burger. visited scotland last year, great stuff. id move if not for the socialism.
Gourock representing.
Dundee fag here, any lurkers from around?
Renfrew
I live in England and work in Scotland.
Can I join in?
>>676399466
English w/ film studies. and yes, I know he irony of moving out of England to study English.
>>676399300
Nah am fae a wee inbred village called Kilbarchan
>>676399087
it did the last time i was in it but that was a while ago, not out in town as often as a young man should be.
Paisley femanon here, fat emo cunt though.
Glasgow fag here
>>676399516
you know Kirstie H?
>>676398387
Paisley here. How's linwood to live in? I'm moving soon.
>>676399742
How isit? Like the uni, Im planning on going there myself
>>676395624
Wankers colonised by wankers.
>>676399824
come to helensburgh for a fuck?
>>676399734
I'm born and bred Scottish, until 3 years ago when I moved doon to a small town in England to be wae a lass. Engaged now, totally worth it. Best part is, the accent is totally foreign here. So everyone drools over it.
>>676399856
>>676399824
so many paisley fags.
Fat emo cunt, tits or gtfo
>>676399856
linwood is great, few wee bawbags aroun but besides that it's pretty good.
>>676399824
Never a bad thing, doll. I'm sure you've got a good taste in music, a nice smile and a decent appetite. Can't fault a lass on that!
>>676399851
I know a couple
>>676399425
how old are you?
Glasgow
>>676399869
ey whats heavier
a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers
>>676399764
i went there once with my brother, we bought an exhaust for 200sx off some bloke who lived there, he had a workshop unit 5 minutes or so from his house, loads of them in an old field, few old cars lying around the place.
how many cunts like this on friday ?
>>676399902
A little unorganised, at least the humanities office is. But it's nice, good night life and lecturers don't suck like at my mates unis. What you gonna study?
>>676396510
im from dundee too mate, do u go to school or uni/college??
>>676399913
theres nothing the scots hate more than the scottish
fucking scottish
they're ruinin scotland
>>676399779
How old are you? not been out in town since xmas eve and i avoided the clyde like the plauge
Aberdeen here. Voted no. Feeling smug since oil downturn. Come at me.
>>676395624
Me too
>>676400164
edinburgh uni fag here
>>676399954
Whereabouts in England?
>>676398916
And with the oil price where it is you'd be begging to be let back in - you'd even reduce the Barnett Formula subsidy. Even that faggot Salmond has the sense to shut up about independence.
this sums up scotts fucking my sides when i saw this
bunch of cowards
>>676400065
any nudes?
>>676400164
Engineering hopefully
>>676399989
There's fuck all else to do here
>>676400280
28, used to be in the clyde regularly, these days i only seem to go on work nights out, and some of girls don't like the clyde, so usually henry bell logie etc
>>676400009
Might have a scour about see what i can find
>>676400328
its the 28th
>>676400423
Naw, but here's one of a Jen Mc
>>676400329
Got a mate called Dan there, is it as meh as he says?
>>676400405
This.
Yes voters were stupid mostly uneducated faggots
>>676400173
I probably know you. Helensburgh is a small place
>>676400449
tell me about it, i dont even have a weed dealer in paisley - i get delivered from glasgae kek
>>676398323
You can almost hear the hard C...
>>676395624
None of you. You could have been, but you chickened out. Now you're just British.
fuckingdealwithitpussies.svg
>>676398916
nope this is what happened >>676400419
I'm in Kirkcaldy, Fife
>>676396161
same beb
>>676400735
Not how it works you autist
>>676395624
you mean English
there is no such thing as a scotsman
just wannabe faggot englishmen
strathy/cale pics?
>>676400667
I'm not from helensburgh, i live in paisley. but i used to spend a lot of time there while i was with ex so we might know each other. Hit me up on skype if you want - errorerrorheyho
>>676400735
Deal with it? I will, I voted no.
>>676400553
Logie? Did they not change the name of that years ago?
>>676400330
Sutton-in-Ashfield
ross-shire here, clan ross obviously. post tartans.
>>676400645
in my fourth year almost done. really enjoyed it tbh not as fucking meh as st andrews. been to dundee few times to visit friends, depressing place.
>>676400735
Indeed. Scotland The Brave my arse.
>>676400164
King's Buildings is nice
It's where the sciencefags go
>>676400438
Know a chick called Lisa who does engineering, likes it here for that
>>676400852
even more shite bait
>>676400911
Ross county suck
I am
>>676400852
try taking up geography, autistlord
still plenty of pureblood towns that barely speak fluent english way up north
>>676400870
nah still called the logie baird, right across from henry bell
>>676401033
you are what
>>676400944
Dubs never lie
>>676400735
And as a reward for your loyalty, the English will soon boot you our of the E.U. after all.
Remember how
>no longer being in the E.U.
was used to scare you to vote No?
Don’t you feel really smart now?
>>676400915
Yeah, it sucks here with all the rampant poverty, but good education and cheap rent. Who the fuck wants to go to St Andrews?
I'm Scottish. Family left Bankfoot for South Africa late 1800s. They witnessed the English Concentration Camps during Boer War first hand. Scotland should build a wall, missed an opportunity to stand against. Gang warily!
>>676401033
Whereee
>>676401029
fuckin aye. want to move south, aberdeen looks nice.
Thing is all scots know the truth of it the oil wells are drying up if they leave the uk they will go bankrupt as not enough people to sustain the economy etc and will have to import in 10s of millions of immigrants to make up the difference and totally lose their identity.
>>676396770
>>676400286
Me too, Aberdeen. Any wins going about? Got loads of the McSorleys
>>676399989
here ya go enjoy ya sick fuck
>>676401111
quads never lie
checked
>>676401132
still pisses me the fuck off
they threaten us with that bullshit that frightens all the baby boomers into fucking complying, then they pull the plug on the whole fucking uk regardless
just fucking nuke us all, make it easier for fuck sake
Ausfag with Scottish descent. My skin is unforgiving for me living inthese parts
My mom is born in sterling and myself born in the netherlands.
I want a scottish accent because it sounds so cool. Anyone has tips on how to get?
I know the R is pronounce as arrrrrr (loudly)
And no is like nohhhh (oh fading a bit) i have family living around sterling. Been there for 3 trips
>>676401132
Thanks for paying for our junkies and benefits English cuck
Fuck the union, republic here we come!
Also ryan's a fag
>>676395624
sapnin
glasgow
>>676401343
kek'd
Dundee here
reppin DD2
anyone wanna join me for a smoke?
>>676401286
hen, you know the drill
also
tnx now gtfo
>>676397122
bcuz its annoying as fuck
>>676401341
>mom
Stop
>>676400922
Where's that at? Near Belmont, next to the green? Or the one next to the tower?
>>676397362
SHES TURNED EH WAINS AGAINST US
>>676400139
Rings a bell there's a wee garage next to the local corner shop, could also be 'The Yard' a wee place in-between ours and the next village just a kinda labourers camp haha
Port Glasgow ya cunts
>>676401464
Mother* good enough?
Are the accent difference in the parts of scotland?
>>676398685
oh shit rekt ahahaha
> implying scottish nazi party
>>676398323
see this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIYpsZWDqDU
>>676401341
are you serious
first of all, roll your r's. its instinct to anyone born here, second of all don't fucking be stupid
no one wants to be scottish anymore
the scotts are leaving to make a life for themselves somewhere better, and the only people who want to live here are the people that still believe the UK is great. load of pish nowadays, just up and fuck off.
Who voted for scottish independence
Yes?
No?
>>676401635
Its mum not mom.
>>676401341
flip yer r's, say aye instead of yes, neigh instead of no, fuck and cunt are part of regular speech, "an" is pronounced ahn not anne, u's are pronounced like o's (ie: fuck = fock)
>>676401519
THATS RIGHT, A KILOGRAM OF STEEL
BECAUSE STEEL IS HEAVIER THAN FEATHERS
Maybe we should rip up Scotchland like Ireland, just keep six counties and fuck the rest.
>>676401754
I dont say i want to live there, i only say i want a scottish acent because it sounds much better then a dutch one.
I live in the netherlands myself but here it isnt all the great either
>>676401912
We do have good scotch
>>676401859
1 gram of diamonds is actually 14 grams
>>676401912
Will ye, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaye?
>>676395624
Canadian Scotsman here
>>676401775
Alright i keep it in mind, thanx
>>676396510
We might be relevant someday in scotland :\/
>>676402102
ayyy i was in that thread
>>676402173
This better be bait
>>676401076
fook you mate
they wont even give Ireland the same vote cause they know we'd fuck em up the arse
fuckincuckinwankers
>>676401249
Brian Limmond here
>>676402043
i lived in the netherlands for a year, in vlaardingen, studying at university. the accent there was very similar to ours, but you pronounce your L's in the back of your throat like you're trying to yodel. push the L to the tip of your tongue.
Also, for the "R" effect, put your tongue against the roof of your mouth behind your top teeth and try it. works for us but we were raised doin it
>>676395624
edinburgh
>>676402173
W H A T?
H
A
T
?
>>676402102
ayyyyyyyy
>>676401111
faggotts think gets validate their cuckoldry
>>676399508
kill yourself fatass retard american cunt you cant even point to scotland on a map LMAO
>>676402323
Tell me stories about citralopram please
>>676402236
Fucking don't it, have to get rid of all the oldfags first
>>676402298
lets just agree its all fucking englands fault and leave it at that
thats what we get letting a group of down syndrome wankstains take over the world.
>>676402380
Does your tongue fibrate when doing the r?
>>676400633
Is that Jen McCurdy haha?
>>676398323
>celtic
>>676401033
G L A S G O W
L
A
S
G
O
W
>>676402489
I was respoting to bait you fucking autistic gargoyle
>>676402616
theyve got roughly another 10/20 years left before all the tossers are deed, then we can take over and bring scotland out from the fucking ashes
>>676402580
I miss it. If you've seen my livestreams recently you'll see the fragile facade of the sad clown
>>676402626
or you know, you could've voted for your independence
you know
in that vote you guys had?
where you could've gained Independence?
>>676402790
ill go kill myself
*responding
>>676401033
Me too
>>676402705
Of course it does, son. If yours doesn't, you're not trying hard enough.
I've spent the last year and a half trying to teach my fiancee, she has no fucking chance. English fucker..
Which incidentally is exactly what I am
>>676398570
make that 2
>>676398009
scottish thread not english pal
>>676402790
hurr you got me partner
>>676402323
are you actually nuts? like i get its put on but u have to be borderline insane to come up with it
>>676402830
Too many people relying on tradition' rather than anything sensible up here in Scotland
>>676400633
Got any of Zoe that works in the Jimmy?
>>676402997
Alright then im doing it good. Your fiance is english?
>>676402948
i did vote yes
however, as stated, england threatened scotland by saying they'd kick us out of the EU, which all the young voters were okay with
However, the old bastards were like "OH NO MAH PENSION WILL BE WORTH LESS FUCK THAT"
And theres more oap's here just now
so they all voted no, then like a year later England announced it was pulling the UK from the EU anyways the blightened wankers
so yeah, pensioners fucked us over, now they're regretting it
but aye,i voted yes
>>676402894
Where is your next series?
Any Buckfast drinkers here? What's the price of a bottle where you live?
£5.75 here.
You fags have no right to call yourself Scottish. You had a chance to last year but you voted to keep sucking England's cock. Cuckland i dub thee.
>>676403337
yep, i travelled 600 miles to bang her, got engaged a year later
>>676403403
you got CUCKED
now live with it
>>676403565
Flatmate fucking loves the stuff, think it's... Alright I guess
>>676403248
THIS GUY GETS IT
too fucking right
>>676403403
Pensioners fucked us over?
Listen to yourself, pensioners saved us. We would be super fucked since salmond was relying on the oil industry.
The only thing salmond taught us is what a frog's cum face looks like.
>>676400328
Lol, I know her.
>>676398481
got any wee durties nudes?
>>676403665
nah, i left scotland 3 years ago, banged an english broad, put a ring on it, and moved into a nice place in the countryside.
if we cannae have scotland, im no being a part of it
i'll spread my seed down here instead
I'm a Stirling faggot
>>676403403
You wanna hear a other fun part.
When uk said they will put them out of eu the france fuck said they will open the borders for those wankers outside calais.
They all threaten us. The referendum we have here (the netherlands) is against ukraine to join us, they threaten us if we vote no we will have alot of money problems.
The eu is cancer, its the same with greece leaving eu because of debt. Germany was mad at them.
And the fucking refugee politics is gonna make eu get more cancer
>>676401286
Why stop now? show more
>>676403862
i'd have argued with you, but thats fucking hilarious and perfect
you made my night anon
thank you
>>676403616
Nice, you met her when you lived in the netherlands or scottland?
>>676403226
When I used to be an alcoholic I used to jot down wee notes in a book, that's where most of the sketches come from now
>>676404049
this
Oh look, politics. Reading this pish is like watching retards aggressively spew at each other's faces til the loser chokes on vomit.
>>676403946
is it good, thinking of uni there
>>676404117
I wiped the /b/ off my tits, it was difficult to write backwards, is it okay if I post without?
>>676395624
South ayrshite reporting
>>676402723
Aye
>>676404217
I met her online when I was in Scotland, added on Facebook through a selling group.
Got talking, she was beautiful, lean, fit, good emotional value, wasn't some broken girl with daddy issues
so, we talked for a year, I got the coach down to meet her and also meet a friend I had who moved down here years ago.
Spent a week with her, fucked most nights, ended up deciding I was gonna stay. Been here for 3 years now, never regretted a day. Engaged, planning to move out to the country, getting a dog soon. Big move forward in life!
How are the pakis over there? I heard they are a plague?
Western Isles here.
>>676397490
Where in Ayr? White city here
>>676403940
>doesnt want to be english
>moves to england
euro logic
"superior intellect"
The best part about the whole referendum thing was the fact that the No Voters/Protestant/Huns (they're the same demographic) won the vote yet they still couldn't control themselves and began causing all sorts of riots throughout the country.
>>676403430
Next year, concentrating on the techno at the moment.
>>676404508
why not. Show spread ass. And move further away from the camera so we can see all of you I could barely make out your tits
Aviemore here
>>676404679
Shes Stunning mate, Was she a good ride?
>>676404835
never said i'm staying here forever
got the broad first, saving up now, final step is leave Europe all together.
Suppose it's a good job I like America, aint it
>>676404796
Only until we start stabbing them.
>>676403275
I do not, good sir.
>>676404791
Good to hear, now you stay in england? Or scotland?
And what did u study for in the netherlands?
bottom end of fife here
>>676405005
Didn't hit it mate, just found the pics.
>>676405112
I live in England just now, planning to move out of Europe eventually. And I studied computer science over there for a year.
>>676404891
Do better techno, your current stuff is not good, although I enjoyed your old "this world" video with the rekt video player
>>676399824
Fuck off back to the cenitaff ya louzy wee bampot
>>676400328
>>676402959
>>676401033
This is just some neckbeard posting, but kek:
facebook com/wishIcoulddeletethis
>>676405217
Got any other burds from about greenock?
>>676405053
Well every nation has the plague. Here in the netherlands it are the turks,marocoans. Germany have the syrians, sweden has the pirates (somalis) list goes on
Our rightwing politician geert wilders wears a bulletproof vest because he is against islam and stuff and against alot of migration and hes on a hitlist of alqaida i heard
>>676404835
America doesn't want you
>>676405508
Lauren D
>>676405265
Hahah becauss of our fast internet speed? We are 3th or so on country eith fastest and stable internet.
Also where are you going to move? Australia, canada?
>>676405655
Downie? went to Academy
>>676405508
Big leggy Steph L
