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>Turkey couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Russia in a week
TOP KEK SLAVSHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Turks are ITCHING for a war with Russia. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Russian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the asylum-seekers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY slavshit shit they see. When Turkey's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
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us greeks will assist our same religion russian brothers.
Be rdy to suck greek cock mudslim subhuman i will rape your mother.
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turkroach
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Oh no, please don't, oh mighty turks! We're so afraid if ur fleet n' shit
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>>676394499
I've seen some truly dumb shit here on /b, but this has to be the dumbest. There is literally no one outside of Turkey who would believe this for a second. Still, the bait was obviously good.
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>>676394499
canada bro here
turkey stop trying to be relevant. it's better in the shadow of big bro usa
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>>676394499
gr8 b8 m8
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>>676394857
Συρε γαμησου φαιστομουτρο που θα βοηθησεκς κσι τους ρωσσους
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>>676394499
Also, cyka blyat
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>>676395260
σκασε ρε ζωο συριζα ειμαι τρολαρω
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>>676394857
>>676395260
WHERE'S MY MONEY I WANT MY MONEY!!
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>>676395417
come in greece and i will give you your money
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>>676394499
tell me anon isn't turkish people just some kind of sand niggers? i believe turkey supports isis, does it?
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>>676395651
op here turkey supports isis of course they do us a big favor fighting against infidels. islam will conquere eu
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>>676395373
φαε το καβλι τωρα που τους ψηφισες
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>>676395908
weak b8.
try harder, faggot
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>>676395964
AHAHAHHA ΕΙΣΑΙ ΤΟΣΟ ΑΣΧΕΤΟΣ ΜΕ ΤΟ 4CHAN
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Ignorant fucks

Turkey is the 2. Strongest Nato country

Stay jelly stupid fags
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>>676396250
lmao @ turkey
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>>676394499
could someone please pay for this guys penis enlargement so he won't be so agressive anymore?
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Won't be long till Turkey falls apart because of the cancer inside of it.
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>>676396250
turkey's like the 10th strongest country in the world russia is probably 3rd or 4th
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>>676394499
Inshallah brother
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>>676396885
>turkey's like the 10th strongest country in the world
MY SIDES ARE FUCKING GONE.
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>>676394499
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>>676394499
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>>676397153
ok name 10 countries with more firepower than turkey?
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>>676394499
come at us roach. A nuke would reach Constantinople in a minute. After that you would not dare to do anything. And no, NATO will not help you
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>>676396885
By numbers they really appear stronger than they are. Has been like that since the Ottomans. They were only tolerated and never mattered. The numbers of asskickings they got, and never a single time they won gloriously, only lost.
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>>676396250
Still, where's your nukes? As far as I remember the ruskies have more than they know where to put them.
I'd love to see you guys battle it down except that would mean more refugees, and we have plenty Turk's in Europe already. If you promise to die of radiation poisoning after a year or so well take you in and be all humane and love thy neighborish. We just don't want you lingering like your cousins.
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>>676397452
swaziland, libya, tunisia, somalia, zimbabwe, togo, lesotho, djibouti, comoros, seychelles
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American here
Please do it! No matter who loses, the world wins.
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>>676394499
>slavshit shit
>shitshit

Nice dubdubs.
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>>676395908
nah, what u saying is just fascist bullshit
fascist bullshit is all over the world, all this war meat-eating pigs, they soon will be gone
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>>676397452
Lets go with the obvious ones first, USA, Russia, China, UK, France, Japan, Italy, Brazil, Germany, South Korea, India and a fuck ton more.
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>>676397610
hm ye i guess it's quite hard to determine how strong 2 country's are until there at war
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>tfw your dad was running computer simulations for the shitty Bulgarian navy in the late 80s
>tfw viable simulations worked out how to block the Turkish navy with Bulgaria's two shitty frigates, rustbucket Romeo-submarines, half a dozen missile craft and some coastal batteries
>tfw when Turks southern reinforcements couldn't pass Bosphorus bottlenecks due to SCUD and FROG-7 attacks from hundreds of kilometers away
>tfw when you remember Russians have 30 times more ships and gazillion more modernity than 80s Bulgaria
>tfw when kebab learn to swim
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>>676397799
Dude, Turk is a nato country. If they go to war with Russia, EVERYONE GOES TO WAR.

And since both nato and Russia have nukes that means everyone loses.

It also means Turkey or anyone else will never invade Russia, or anyone else with nukes.
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>>676398075
Wrong
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>>676398075
Don't know about Japan, Brazil, Germany and India.
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>>676394499
>mongrel races
>can't even admit to his greek/assyrian/armenian/mongolian/arab heritage

Topkek
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kek-bab b8.

Stay off booze, son.
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>>676398714
>wrong
>gives no reason as to how or why
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lepanto
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>>676398075
shit even Israel could eliminate turkey
giz christ the Israel alone beat a shit from all sandniggers countries in the region since 1960s
remember how they destroyed THE WHOLE egypt aircraft forces in like few hours
it's all because islamic people just dumb sand-niggers, and the jewish people are more white and intelegent then even white people
gos they're whitest people on earth
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>>676398075
>France
>Italy
>Germany

Good list, but stick to countries that would actually use that firepower
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>>676398612
>Dude, Turk is a nato country. If they go to war with Russia, EVERYONE GOES TO WAR.

You fucking idiot, Nato is a defensive alliance.
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>>676398832
You didn't give any reasons, you just stated some countries
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>>676398942
>intelegent
INTELIGENTIUS MAXIMUS!!!!
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>>676398612

Nope, only in case of defending the ally.

If the Russkies decided to level Turkish airfields as retaliation for downing that bomber, every NATO member could deny assistance claiming that Turkey strike first.
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LOL, your ships fuel has TWIG'S in it!
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Lol two 2nd world countries having a war xDDDDDDDDDDDD who cares
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>>676398714
Give reasons kebab.

>>676398755
India is pretty obvious, fuck ton of manpower and a slightly modern army, Japan while it doesn't have the most manpower it has great tech, Germany is kind of similar to Japan except their military budget is lacking, Brazil has a fairly good military, though last time I checked on Brazils military was in 2005.
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>>676398966
>Good list, but stick to countries that would actually use that firepower
that's not the point of the discussion
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>>676399320
This.

There's no way in hell that any European country would go to war with Russia. And neither would the US: though they have the fire-power, the costs (both in money, resources, and human lives) would be enormous.
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The only good thing that would come out of a war between Turkey and Russia is the destruction of two degenerate, shitty countries.
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>>676394499
2/10 OP. I give it 2 for originality.

Honestly, those vodka swilling idiots will take turns stomping on you with the Chinese.

Also I wouldn't count on europe or america for help on this.

They'll just sit back and laugh.
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