>be me
>fat ugly nerdy introvert autist
>have own place, job, stuff and qt3.14
>pic related
I'm just like the rest of you. What's your excuse for not having what you want /b/?
Flood incoming because gorgeous
I'm in school for now.
Tell me, did you get to that point by acting nerdy, introverted, and autistic, or the opposite?
This is perfection /b/. Prove me wrong
>Protip: you can't
let me eat your ass out
i bet you're so thick and it's so warm
sit on my fucking faceeeeeeeee
Tits or GTFO cunt
>>676275800
>>676276114
Judging from the pic titles, this is a long distance relationship.
Trust me faggot, you're not living the dream.
>>676276177
Nice dubs...have cleveage.
I acted like myself but was sweetier and genuine. For some reason she finds me,physically attractive too. Even with my moobs. She's my queen and I am her loyal subject
>>676276572
That's his girlfriend, you stupid nigger.
>>676276510
She's amazingly thick and curvy in all the right places and tastes like heaven
dump nudes or we don't care OP
stop being a faggot and check em'
>>676276680
Not what I was talking about, I was talking more career wise.
Though the girlfriend part is surprising.
>>676276617
It's long distance but will be changing soon. And we've been together for abit now..and this is my dream come true
>>676276572
Not gonna happen. This is as much ad ill show of her. That's MINE I ain't no cuck.
>>676277025
Oh I have a great career. im from NYC...i work on wall and,broadway as a corporate acct manager
>>676277120
Whatever, I'll believe that once you're together irl.
Also, it's not a real relationship until you've fucked with reckless abandon.
don't have what i want because i don't know what i want.
>>676277025
I got the job because of a strong resume. I'm 30 and have been working on sales,and corporate account management for 13 years.
>>676275800
I'm all of that except I don't even look human, or act like a human. People look at me and automatically feel disgusted / surprised. They think I'm retarded. Sincerely, I don't blame them.
>>676277522
Become a zen monk, or just slow down as much as you can until you're expecting nothing.
Then whatever desires come to you naturally are what you really want.
>>676277494
Who says we haven't?
>>676275800
>am in shape
>am nerdy
>am geeky
>am physically attractive
>am introverted
>have own place
>have job
>have stuff
>have lots of hobbies
>don't want some no-life hoe
I'm not like the rest of you. I have what I want, and am on track for my long-term goals.
>>676275800
eh youre at least a 4.5 op
>>676277857
It doesn't matter what they think.
Believe it or not, they're the same as you: future coffin stuffers.
>>676277522
Checked. Just think long and hard about where you want your future to go anon, then take steps to execute. Impossible is nothing.
listen man just pls show her asshole
>>676277857
I doubt you look that bad. And there's someone for everyone. Look at me and look at my girl. Way outta my,leauge Pic?
>>676278388
Roll
>>676278017
Bully for you anon. Guess this thread,doesn't concern you...but a smart man has short term goals inbeteeen long term so he's always striving to vb better.
>>676278085
That's my girl not me. See >>676278462
For,me
>>676278650
What if I'm striving to be a stupid man?
How does that fit into your ten cent philosophy?
>>676278388
Damn....I'm not a cuck but you got dubs
...have 1 titty
Not even cute lol lose 15 lbs at least
>>676278512
Lol
>>676278831
If you're striving for stupidity I'd say you're on track. Stay the course faggot
>>676278856
You're outta your mind she's perfect. 10/10
>>676277857
I learned a long time ago to look at people who judge me and say Fuck em. I'm not perfect but Damn it all if I can't be who I want. That being said not having a job at 30 well...
>>676277292
fuck off and show us tits
>>676278834
post her ass and more of her nips. Also pics of her smiling like this >>676276403
>>676279415
Again....my girl....not me. Do you faggots even read? See>>676278834
For one titty
>>676275800
Eres una linda chica
>>676278017
This
>>676279052
Maybe you're out of your mind, maybe the girl's made your brain soft.
>>676279674
more of her perfect suckable toes and feet?
>>676279502
No more nudes. That's my shit. I'm not a cuck. Yous got a titty. That's it. As far as face or,clothes...will be happy to delivar
>>676279502
She has the most amazing smile i brightens my bleak world
>>676278958
><this current year>
>still calling people faggots
>mfw
>>676279908
if my post ends in 247 you're showing us her asshole
i want her skype :c
>>676279853
Sure anon
>>676279908
>>676279908
>>676280072
she's far too cute for you.
hope she doesn't cuck you.
>>676278462
Dude, if you're an acct manager go find a shirt that fits so you can button it. FFS you make good money, and hella lot in commission. Disgusting that I make a third of what you do and have properly fitted clothing.
ugh fine guys... Trips gets pussy pics and tits
>>676280217
Forgot pic
>>676280271
rollin
>>676280228
I know she is. But she's head over heels in love with me for some,reaso,
>>676280271
roll
>>676280271
Rawling Trips Variant
>>676276403
k. here
Lemme see dem nips
>>676278196
Oh it does matter if I want to get a girlfriend. Or in my case a job as well. I can't get a job because of how I look. I'm not just ugly, I have a facial 'deformity' that renders me unable to form expressions. People actually think I'm retarded and no one I ever met was ever comfortable around me.
For example, one day I went to a job interview, got there on time and when I went to talk to the interviewer, she began talking, in a really slow pace and almost as if she talked to a child:
"Oh no, the selection is over, it was held 1 hour ago."
"But on the company website, it said 14:00."
Silence.
"Oh... Wait , so you're not here for... Forget it, just come in."
Such a weird reaction but I ignored it.
When I got home I checked the company website and, what a surprise: at 13:00, one hour before the selection I went to, they had held a special selection for mentally handicapped people.
They also never called me back, even if I did pass the test they gave us.
>>676280353
oh god, op delivard to meh. im so happy! Will you dump her feet pics?
>>676280271
rollerino
ITT:
A bunch of people with very little to brag about bragging about very little.
>>676280271
roll
>>676280271
rawl
>>676280260
My,clothes fit fine
I'm so glad to see another girl on /b/, and a short haired girl too!
>>676280271
trips get
>>676280470
>>676280470
A love for a woman can be very unpredictable.
>>676280271
Not OP
>>676280271
trips pls
>>676280271
trip for tit
>>676275800
post cunt with timestamp or gtfo!
>>676280817
True....i do get worried that she'll find someone,better
>>676280271
tit trip
Why is everyone freaking out like she's hot?
Also, she looks 16 and he looks 30.
I have what I want, beta fag
>>676280694
Forgot pic
>>676280530
oh, its that sheri chick. I've saved some pics of her
>>676280271
A roll...
I don't have a gf/wife because I don't have the heart to be the asshole and split up with a girl. It isn't until I've reached the end of my rope and I can't stand her that I have. It is totally my fault, but I hate making people feel bad when they want to keep a relationship going.
>have house
>good job
>decent stuffs
>car and motorcycle
>physically fit
>>676280534
Learn to program, work from home.
Or pick up a fucking thesaurus; you might have to look like the Frankenstein monster, but you can be just as well spoken as him.
>btw, that's a good thing, read the book.
Consider some plastic surgery in the future.
>>676275800
My excuse and problem is I dont know what I want
>>676281245
>>676280763
She looks so good,woth it too
pussy pics get
Anyone who feels the need to brag about what they have on 4 chan does NOT have that great of a life.
G-g-g-g-et
>>676280534
Sucky situation man. Have you thought about just telling people up front what your actual problem is?
"Hey dudes, yeah, I'm not special, I just can't make facial expressions. Sorry."
What was the job?
>>676281612
This.
Real success stories wouldn't even be here.
>>676281062
Don't be too worried, but keep an eye out. I had a qt3.14, the love of my life, but I couldn't keep her. I wasn't enough. Don't fall into ruin and despair, do all you can to keep her happy and by your side anon! Don't become me.
I can't help but lul at you faggots rolling for fake OP. Nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8 but tits pussy ass....not happening. Not a cuck...those are mine. Face..feet..legs..and clothed are okay
trips recieve
>>676281843
fuck you asshole the rules are the rules you better fucking deliver you dj khaled looking ass motherfucker
>>676281612
Not a brag thread...more advice. The reason I asked why don't they ha e what tbey want was so I could help. Also...i like showing off my arm candy lol
>>676281185
How is someone so old so emotionally immature?
>>676281843
fuck you, check'em
>>676281843
fuck off
>has what he wants
>autist
>other nonredeeming qualities
This is what happens when people start thinking dysfunctionality and imperfection is worthy
terrible lie
>>676281739
I am..and I treat her very well anon. Of she's faking it...she needs an oscar because I believe this womann loves me with all if her being. And I love her woth all of mine
>>676282144
I'm happy you've attracted someone's attention, but if you were honestly self assured I don't think you would be seeking reassurance... Which you obviously are.
>>676282100
Suck dicks. Fuck your,dubs. I already gave one tit. That's all you faggots are seeing of MY GIRL
>>676276403
Thats one motherfuckin fat bitch
Would force her (him!?) to drink bleach
>>676281304
Thanks for the book recommendation, but:
>Consider some plastic surgery in the future
No you don't understand. I'm not just ugly, I can't form expressions. My face never changes. Just doesn't. Even if laugh, or cry. I suspect its Moebius syndrome. I also have difficulty speaking as I have little no control over some of my facial muscles.
Pic related. I don't look much different from her, and my face just stays like that all the time.
>>676275800
LOL people are actually starting to think being someone who uses a fucking site makes them lesser.
No, you fucking morons. If you can operate a computer you have just as much of a chance to make anything within reason possible as anyone else.
Quit fucking acting stupid. I'm a little tipsy sorry fi I come off as mean.
>>676282147
Because I stopped growing mentally at 17. Im only 30...not that old
>>676281843
you think sharing photos of your gf makes you a cuck? dont kid yourself youre overcompensating for that chubby midget dick.
Btw your girl isnt that good, im from NYC too and i pass you by leaps and bounds in looks (prob personaility too)
bouta smoke a bowl, you have fun trying to make yourself feel better. Money has it once she leaves you youll be back to the sad fat sack of shit you were born to be
>>676275800
IT'S TIME FOR THE LANCE VANCE DANCE!
>>676282399
>am autist
>love normal decent life
Jusy thougt I'd try to help other anons fake it till they make it. I'm chilling regardless
rolling for clit
>>676282147
How did you find that info just from a picture?
If someone wants to jokingly duckface then they can do that.
Try to enjoy life more ass-hat.
>>676283065
reroll
>>676282584
Again...no reassurance. My boo bear helps me with my self confidence and reassurance issues. Trying to help fellow anons
>>676283136
fucking reroll
>>676281703
I do it all the time, but i t doesn't change anything. People still ignore me. Same thing when i go for a job, they don't call me back. I think this one in particular was tech support.
Anymore feet pics anon?
>>676282801
Probably. But for now....am enjoying my happiness. Post pic of you're sp confident. Where on NYC...Brooklyn east flatbush checking in
>>676283096
>>676283136
>>676283181
youre stupid
see >>676281843
vagina get
>>676280271
Trips you say?
>>676283426
go fuck yourself
>>676283096
Thanks,/b/ro...actually not duckface tho was a,kisses face i sent her
>>676275800
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I am a dude.. I don't know how to fix that.
>>676283444
WINRAR
>>676283444
The cuck has been cucked
dump'em OP or GTFO
>>676283444
this motherfucker here
>>676282738
My point still stands.
You either have to become one charming motherfucker with your speech or learn a trade/skill that doesn't require human interaction.
And the book is pretty good, but be prepared for more sadness than you could have thought possible from a 19th century novel.
I might not empathize with your position completely, so I don't want to be patronizing when I say this, but I'm rooting for you.
Fight like an animal for what you want, it's your only option.
>>676283444
holy trips
>>676283417
im 5 mins away from Kings Plaza, i also work there so roll your fat ass over on to starbucks by modells and ill gladly fuck you and your girl homeboy
>>676283620
Lmfa. You all win nothing. Since I'm a,nice guy and respected the repeating digits like a good autist....here have this
>>676283426
>He's typing in ways that I hate
Still an ass-hat IMO.
What is this fucking thread a mother fucking pep rally for yourself? Who gives a shit son. "We don't care about cutie 3.14 we're freaks baby!:
>>676283906
FUCK YOU OP HE GOT TRIPS AND NOW ITS TIME TO FUCKING DELIVER YOU FAT FUCK
>>676283906
anyone else see a FUPA
>>676283444
TRIIIIIPS
>>676283858
Im five mins from thr mall...ralph and ave n. Glad to scrap it out of you gptta problems pussy.
>>676283906
Nice couch.. show us the pussy you fucking faggot
>>676283350
Mate, if you're in tech, like the other guy said, study up and become a programmer, work remotely. There's plenty of $$$ to be had, which will open plenty of doors in your life.
Go to Meetup.com meetups, introduce yourself to people there. Easiest way to get a job, IMO.
Also, don't discount body language. It's just as important as facial expression.
>>676283923
nah man i agree, i live close to OP i wanna fuck his girl and make him watch
CUCKOLDING SEASON IS UPON US
>>676284227
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIVE US PUSSY PICS DJ KHALED
>>676284082
Yup she's thick
Where's your girl from, and how much for pics for fingers in pus?
>>676276680
Lol you're gonna get cucked.
Never ever put a bitch above yourself.
>>676283906
holy fucking shit OP, tell that pig of a "gf" to clean her fucking room.
also, post the pussy of that ham beast
>>676284056
Newp....i never saod to roll for shit thay was fake OP you faggots listened too
>>676284227
yea i gotta problem,
MEET ME AT ORIGINALS ON RALPH RIGHT NOW ILL KILL YOU NIGGS
>>676284227
Holy crap, you're a fucking child.
This is just hilarious.
Also, you just immediately called into question everything you said in this thread.
pussy pics NOW OP
>>676284399
Nice dubs my virgin friend
>>676284449
THAT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER
WE ROLLED FOR IT NOW WE GET IT
IF YOU CANT PLAY BY THE RULES THEN GTFO
>>676284341
Again....ralph and n. You know what I look like. See me on the street and pop off I'll give you the one on. Hope your ready tp get washed my,a nigga in two piece suit tho lol
>>676279052
Kek your standards are nothing
Also what happened to tit or GTFO
double trips get
>>676284879
faggot
>>676284321
Again...scream at me in the street when u see me...or we can go now
>>676284879
hey asshole
im this guy
>>676284492
>>676284492
Post pic so i know the faggot to look for am across from originals
Rollin Cus doppelganger says
>>676285100
lets go baby ;) ill buy you a slice before i make you my bitch
>>676277292
>>676275800
anxiety mainly
happy for you though you gloating piece of shit
>>676283812
It doesn't cover how I'm supposed to get a girlfriend though.
I've considered working from home already and that's definitely what I'm going to do, but it still won't bring me happiness as I'll be basically an outcast that was never loved since the start (and i do mean start; my parents were never supportive of me either. I don't see my father since I was 6 and my mother just has to remind me I'm the one to blame every damn time).
My English is average, but I actually have a good vocabulary in my native language so improving it wouldnt be hard. Still, it doesnt help that the words will keep coming out of my mouth in a weird tone with barely intelligible pronunciation.
Thanks for the kind words though.
>>676285420
Never seen that one before, loled.
>>676285191
>>676285401
Okay...post pic and ill be there in 5
If you're from here...you know who cen2 is. You wanna see if my rep is facts? No doubt.
>>676285504
Not gloating offering advice to anons who want
gay
>>676285243
Nah fam, too busy hitting my boys up with your pic so when they see your fat ass on a date at Brennan n Karr or someother place fat fucks go to, they will know to call out "Chubby Cuck"
The amount of times op has said "guys I'm not a cuck ...
But"
>>676285624
OH btw i sent pics of your girl to all my boys too, they'll know who to snatch up ;)
>>676285580
Getting a gf is simple. Be somewhat passibly attractive....ooze confidence (fake it of you have none), ask lots of questions and compliment her (girls love to talk and hear about themselves) amd have a pair of balls. Try to hpld her hand. Go on for that kiss.worse that hapens is she says no..then onto the next. It's a numbers game like,sales
>>676286057
Shit talking pussy who hidew behind, a computer...typical mill bason faggotry. This is why I don't fucks with you lil kids.
>>676286114
Actually somewhat true, gay guy here and I have a lot female friends and they all talk about what this anon basically just said.
>>676285839
I'm not. Yous haven't gotten any worth while nudes
>>676282801
Being a hood rat sounds fun, how do I come join you in NYC to live your lifestyle, Tyrone?
>>676286481
Kek
>>676276403
depends
I see a crazy girl in this picture but idk i can be wrong
nice smile tho
>>676276403
She only has 1 eye
>>676286481
>>676285580
The "accent" will be tough to phase out, no doubt, but it's an asset that will benefit you the rest of your life, so it's worth suffering for.
As far as the girlfriend goes, it might not be in the cards for you, unless you're willing to settle for someone who's similarly disfigured.
There's always the option of getting so much money that even big things like basic social etiquette don't matter anymore, but that's more of a long term goal.
Personally, I'd just say fuck the girlfriend.
Buy prostitutes, try to seek out friends, as tough as that might be.
The friends are much better anyway.
And have you done any serious investigation of surgery?
It might help more than you think.
>>676284294
Ah, I hadn't heard of this website before. Will definitely try it. Thanks.
Ive been trying to develop my body language already and it isn't working. Either I'm just not good at it or its all irrelevant when my facial language is close to non existent anyway.
Btw, I'll have to go soon, thanks for the support.
>>676286355
lol checked, and honestly my boys arent who you think they are. You think im some kid from mill island? good shit though, but the truth is i know who you look like, what your girl looks like, and all i need to do is make up some lie to my cuzzos and they'll beat you and rob you my nigga.
Why? Because you're a cuck trying to convince himself he isn't a cuck
"Hurr durr look at my 4/10 Qtpie Gf, you loserz r jealous lol"
I have a gf too, she knocks your girl out of the park, i never post her here because I have the brain to do so.
Btw im still down to meet
But go to Bergen Ave and X ill be there in 30-40,
>>676286818
She's crazy. I like em,crazy...brunette...thick with pale skin
>>676287551
this must be your first gf
>>676282493
Not trying to bring you down, but it's possible. In trying to recover from the girl I loved and thought I would grow old with tell me she no longer feels attracted to me. She didn't have any concrete reasons, just that her feelings toward me had changed, and that it wasn't anything I'd done. I lost her, and I do,t even know why, or if I could change something and fix it. Just always be attentive of her, and never, EVER take her for granted.
>>676287302
See u there faggot. Post a pic,of you amd your weak squad I'll show you faghgots how glenwood road does
>>676287678
Nah....was,married before
>>676275800
Kik me? nior_01
>>676281185
Nice pic of your mug, OP. Also nice pic of your chick. It would be a shame if some anons backtraced you or your gf's facebook and did some fucked up things.
>>676287708
Good advicr anon.....appreciated
>>676287864
>>676287837
>>676287809
>>676287115
>>676286114
I can't stay here any longer. Sorry for having to break it that suddenly.
I would say thanks for the support though, and regardless of anything I'll keep going.
I don't have anything to lose anyway.
>>676287864
Do it, this thread needs lulz
>>676276953
>tastes like heaven
>long distance
ok mate.
>>676288160
>>676281185
I just busted a nut to your face. How do you feel right now?
>>676287864
someone backtraces OP for me and I promise to deliver something glorious. Im the douche thats around the corner from him.
>>676288184
>>676288296
>>676288160
That's the spirit!
We're all walking worm food anyway, better make the best of it while we have some life left in our veins.
>>676284227
Not anon but Brooklyn fag. If I see you, expect to get a nee asshole carved out for you by yours truely. I got your face and I know where you are located. You hang around Kings Plaza, the most ghetto mall in NY and Brooklyns only one thay doesn't even have a fucking food court. Watch your back, faggot.
>>676275800
I have what I want.
I browse /b/ during the nights, and fuck chubby milfs during the day.
I play video games and eat my grandma's cookies every day.
I have a shity red Celica that gets me where I want to go.
The stereo barelh works, but it's always at max playing Ramones.
I play drunken 9 hole golf when I can get away with sneaking onto the ciurse at night near where I live right now.
I wear out my welcome wherever I go.
I like it that way.
I go to Target to browse the outdoor gear, and pickup on chicks.
I like to pretend I am a licensed commercial pilot, and I just got back from Turkey, because Turkey is the best name.
Bitches don't buy it, but I never intend them to.
I eat whatever is in the fridge wherever I am and I don't leave a not or say thank you.
I don't consider anything I do to be cool, or want to be emulated by anyone.
I love fucking.
I'm 35 now, never been married, no kids, no mortgage, but hell of school bills.
I didn't even graduate.
I hope you judge me.
Cause fuck you.
My life is awesome.
It's exactly how I want to live right now.
>>676288296
That's hot
>>676285504
Uncle, pls
>>676275800
Who is that fat boy in the picture? Is that your boyfriend?
>>676288788
No doubt
>>676287864
Somebody takes all the pics OP posted and creates a new facebook account while posting his gf tit. It will get OP out of hiding one way or another.
>>676289037
Good for you.
Here's a gold star.
>>676289037
That's awesome. All that matters is that anons are happy. the whole point of this thread was to share with other anons that I am exactly like most of the people who browse the site and I was able to get a life and live the life that I want and if they are and who aren't going the way they want perhaps I can give advice and help
>>676278017
That's the right way to live, i have everything but a woman by my side, waiting to find a worthy one in a world full of hoes...
>>676289644
Dubs of truth
>>676289564
If you're giving out advice, how do I make my dick bigger?
>>676289542
I know this, faggot, and I didn't think I would have to hear such a redundant thing from such a semen slurping twink superstar like you.
> Mark
>>676289503
Why hasn't anybody done this?
>>676289984
Haha, why so serious?
