This just happened about two hours ago
My mom was having problems with her computer because she has the mind of a 1930's old fuck, and asked if I could come unfreeze it for her since I'm always on the "Facespace" as she puts it. No problem, simple fix, I'm sure of it. Went over there, she showed me what her computer, and sure as shit, it was frozen. I told her it won't take too long, so she left to get some take out for her and my dad before he got home from work. I literally used magic and fixed her computer. First off, if you are a parent of some sort, and you use Windows XP as a personal OS, your officially old. Now, when I unfroze her computer, she had like 30 tabs open on IE, and half of them were incest boards and Google searches for shit like "how to seduce son". So I took off, sent my mom a text saying I fixed it, but was heading to bed. She texted back saying that she bought enough for me too, but I said I was really tired, maybe some other time.
I don't know what to do right now.
>>676269529
clearly you let her seduce you
>>676269529
Is she hot?
>>676269529
fuck your mom, pussy
>>676269529
Post pics of your mom
>>676269529
Clearly post pics of her
Clearly she wants to suck your dick
Next time you give her a hug just squeeze her ass
inb4 this shit is made up
>>676269529
Fuck her. Take vids. Post.
>>676269529
wat
>>676269529
Your mom is officially a nutcase. My mom did similar things. Just stay away anon.
>>676270797
Story
>>676269529
Stale pasta
My mom is the one on the left.
>>676269529
You nail that pussy like the good boy you are.
>>676271417
if no pasta and true...
OP.. you need to fuck your mom.
>>676269529
how about this
http://www.streamboobs.com/leila_lopexxx/
>>676271417
Bang her pussy and ass. Take videos.
>>676272032
how about kill yourself botfag
>>676272225
so close /b/ro
>>676271417
More, uncensored and nudes
>>676271417
Fuck her while she's young and hot. Of you don't you will regret it forever
>>676269529
>you won't play with your mommies milky fun bags for good boy points
>you won't let your mommie suck on your hard pee pee for good boy points
Its like you don't even want tendies at all, fucking normie.
If I were you, I would BTFO that bitch!
>if she ain't related to me
>she can have relations with me
>>676271417
OP are you joking? why are you such a pussy, just give your mom the d
>>676269529
>This just happened
Do something your dad can't do anymore.
let her seduce you, this is my ultimate fetish
we need pics of mom, cant give good advice if we dont know what are we working with
>>676273078
/thread
My mom just texted me that she's coming over to drop off the extra food she bought. Not gonna lie, I've thought about it before, but thinking about it and actually doing it are two different things, right?
>>676274231
Yes. Just thinking about it makes you a freak. Acting on it makes you a hero.
>>676274427
Lol
OP Reexplore your birth place
I need this /b/ros recently one of my buddies have pass away. When we where In our teens we injoyed skating, for the past days I been going to the old spots we use to go to. I miss you chirs
Meh go for it but take vid even if your mom is bat shit ugly
>>676274231
be a hero anon
OP. You have to do this. Do it for the chan. Do it. Do your mom.
Clearly you have coitus with your mother. What the fuck else do you do?
Alright, so let me tell you how shit just went down. She came over, dropped off some Italian take-out, and I told her what I found on her computer, and how I felt. She tells me that she's thought about it, and wants to, but get this shit out. "I'm still a married woman, and even though I'm attracted to you, I still love your father." I just got blocked by my dad, who I'm sure doesn't give it to her anymore.
I hate my life.
>>676271417
beta / 10 I'd fuck that ass silly
4chan really needs a win. We need documented proof mother son wincest happeningbat least once between an anon and a hot mom
When in doubt wip it out
Hello, I'm new here and I'm also her to tell you that incest is wrong. Do not follow through thread starter guy
>>676276199
Just tell her you want to fuck her. Tell her you fap while thinking of her. Ask her if she wants your cock. She'll take it. Do it, anon.
>>676269529
"Accidentally" text a dick pic to her. It's the only way.
>>676276525
Why is it wrong ?
Ops a pussy with a made up story. Just another fat ugly sombitch lustin after his mother
>>676276525
Don't listen to this person, Thread starter guy.
>>676276836
Because morals and its just very wrong
>>676276199
Dubs of truth tell me OP was not an hero today.
this gay fake story aside, are there really extensive resources on incest seduction? I'm just curious now about how in depth it is.
fuck your mom and film it then post it
>>676269529
Bullshit...your mom doesnt need advice on getting you to fuck her.
>>676276986
No don't listen to this sinner thread starter guy
With the advent of birth control, the moral argument for incestuous sex has utterly dissolved. There's no reason not to engage in protected incestuous sex.
>>676277263
Don't listen to this guy thread starter guy. Listen to me.
I wanna fuck somebody elses mom :(
The thiught of mom/ son sex is so hot but my moms a nasty ass old bitch...
Do it for me anon
>>676277127
i just googled "how to seduce your son" and didnt get very good results. Just forum posts with people responding "don't do it"
You all are going to hell for this
>>676277503
hell isnt real.
>>676277055
And your morality the bestest morality
>>676277470
This ×100
The short story is she said she wants to, but she can't because she wants to be faithful to my dad.
The long story is she said she's always felt close to me because we've been open with each other. She said she felt like my dad doesn't see her as the same woman he married, but just more like a roommate. She said she had been having these thoughts for a few months now, and was just humoring the idea by searching it and watching the fantasy videos online, but eventually she really wanted to let it play out. She said she was worried she would let it slip and push me away forever, but she's glad that there are no secrets now. She said that she is willing to take the risk, someday, but right now she still loves my dad.
>>676277503
Well, Philadelphia isn't much different.
>>676276199
who the fuck TALKS it out? Did you expect to have a meaningful conversation and turn it into sex/relationship?
She wants to fuck not date you dumbshit. If you wanted in on that you should've atleast had her stay a while and try to massage her or SOMETHING nigga. Use physical contact.
God you suck.
>>676277669
Anon here, I disagree but just don't have the will to stay off /B/
>>676277445
Stop it guy thread starter guy don't listen to this guy OK thread starter guy
play it cool, don't be awkward about it,when a good chance ask her if she wants to fool around spontaneously, fuck the consequences
>>676277883
Well, then go fuck your mom and tell us how it went. If it's so easy.
>>676277790
*cough bullshit cough*
>>676278002
Thread starter guy don't listen to this guy, guy. Listen to me and you slam that shit like Guy Fieri at a diner, thread starter guy.
>>676274427
That sounded right on until I gave it a bit of thought
Ech
>>676278320
Yep, you got me. congrats anon, you win Obama's piss in a Gatorade bottle.
>>676278056
Challenge accepted
He's obviously lying since he's saying he talked to her at the same time he's posting ITT. Get out your calculators cuz this shit just ain't adding up
>>676278520
damn, we got a rich fag here. Gift me some steam shit, thread starter guy?
This whole thread is fucked
>>676278855
Double dubs.
This. But post most pics op
>>676278356
I have no words for this guy, guy thread starter guy
If you dont have a gf, tell her you were talking to a girl for ages and you started to get feeling for her but just found out that she likes somebody else.
If you do have a gf tell her that you guys had a huge fight and yu think she might dump you.
Either way make up a sob story and ask her to come over to help you talk through the situation and to discuss shit or whatever.
Then pretend to be really sad and vulnerable. Get really drunk because it makes you feel better, insist that she join you in drinks. Have a few drinks together, be nice and close and touchy cause you are upset. Then go in for the kiss. If she actually wants to then she will be down.
If ahe pulls away or stops you just keep insisting that you have wanted to for a while but never said it cause shell think you are disgusting or whatever. Just keep pushing it until she caves then fuck the shit out of her.
Dont rape her tho anon. Raping your mom is never a good thing.
>>676278855
She left after we talked, genius.
>>676279162
This guy here doesn't guy, thread starter guy, do it.
>>676279055
Thanks to thread starter guy's immoral thinking
>>676269529
Don't tease me with your beautiful lies.
>>676279193
Sure ya did buddy. After she helped you back downstairs from the bathroom
>>676279468
Thread starter guy should have did it. Can't believe he listened to you.
>>676279499
I'm going to talk to her tomorrow when I've had some rest. I'll make another post after that.
Y'all niggas postin in a troll thread
>>676279454
Is this guy what you guys call a troll guy, guys thread starter guy because this guy's guy-iness is reaching extreme guyness
She gave you the go ahead! Smash your moms guts allready
>>676279993
Do it at night! I'm too busy during the day.
>>676279993
Come on her face for me.
>>676280121
He can't because he's 400+ pounds of shit
>>676280112
Some guys don't wear capes guy and that's what thread starter guy would have been. A guy-ro if he goes through with it. Guy thread starter guy is going to be my hero, guy.
>>676269529
>Bought enough for me too
Bought enough what?
Is now a loli thread faggot op
>>676280744
If you actaull read you wouldn't look like such a retard right now
>>676280716
Guy he will be a sinning guy that thread starter guy if he went through with it guys. But fear not my guy, there is always guy on milf guys in porn so just watch some OK guy?
>>676281414
Dub 14s equals 28
>>676277917
what the fuck is /B/?
OP... sext your mom and start posting the conversation. you can still do this!
>>676281148
Says the tard who misspelled "actually." Hows that autism treating you?
is this copypasta?
sinning guys are the best guy, sir thread starter guy. please be a true guy and delivarr us some much needed win to this crumbling lair of shit.
>>676281714
>28?
>>676282828
>dem 28's
the fuck is going on in here?
troll. copypasta from about 2 weeks ago
move on nothing to see here newfags