Happy Easter, /b/! What did you do today? I played stardew valley all day!
jacked it to your pictures
rules 1 and 2
>>676265372well since Jesus never existed.... Same shit I always do
>>676265504
don't talk about /b/?
Got nudes on kik
>>676265683
tits and gtfo
tits with time stamp? and possibly "I heart Pyramid Turtle?
>>676265372
You're really pretty
You got kik?
andyktaylor is mine
Pic related. It's muh dick
GTFO
>>676265504
fucking newfag. wrong rules.
>no timestamp
>betas think she's real
>>676265372
I did nothing baby
>>676265372
Who's your waifu in stardew valley? If it's not Elliot than you can go back to your cave.
>>676265622
It's a good excuse for free chocolate for me, personally.
>>676265817
no (:
>>676265845
oh!
>>676265851
how about without the turtle part?
>>676265875
the head looks small
>>676265967
thats what im sayin'
>>676266036
b-but...easter...11:11pm...time AND stamp
>>676266067
Im battling between Elliot and Leah. 5 hearts on both!
There's some weird flowery thing getting in the way of your tits in that picture, try to take a better one
>>676265372
I played Stardew Valley all day too. I'm on fall year 2.
:)
>>676266174
is this one better?
>>676266278
Spring Year 2 here, winter was such a drag so I took a break.
>>676266349
yes! this is me! hello!
>>676266508
Nice
>>676266508
Beautiful, more?
>>676266508
>lying down so you can't see how saggy her tits are
Classic failwhale move
>>676266508
picture against a bath room mirror, dress off tits but covers the rest down please
>>676266508
Hmm I'd like to stick my dick in you
>>676266508
Ass shot?
>>676266936
preferably with arched back to show off ass
Spread your ass sexy
>>676266164
I guess it is a little small.
I would totally consentually rape you
>>676267142
Stop posting your dick m8, we all know it's not yours
>>676266853
>>676266671
Thank you!
>>676266868
Awe babe, they're nothing but. Thanks tho
>>676266942
gross!
>>676267272
how sweet
>>676266508
off to a good start, op
>>676265504
the fuck is this? fuck off you little shit getting the rules wrong
i got ridiculously fucked up.
still goin.
>>676267509
How bout some ass now?
Is it shaved
>>676267504
No it's mine.
kik me for live pics you faggot
>>676267509
rate my cock
>>676267509
Full frontal standing up
>>676266508
I like winter because it gives you a chance to redo the farm set up to grow. Nice pic too.
>>676267509
Wow, would love to titty fuck those melons :D
>>676267771
Lol, no thanks I'm only here for OP
>>676267509
dress around the waist ftw
R8 my dick OP :)
>>676267874
Check um!
>>676267664
sounds fun! drink one for me!
>>676267718
awe fiiine
>>676267753
of course!
>>676267771
>calls person faggot
>wants to show dick to him on kik
ok
>>676267874
blurry/10, it looks painful tho
>>676267948
this is true. i could have totally cleared half the trees on my farm..didnt think of doing that
>>676268223
>sounds fun! drink one for me!
drinking would have zero effect.
>>676268223
Great view sexy :3 do you get wet easily?
If you would write fuck on your right leg and me on the left for me I would just about die
>>676268223
Oooh man, how sexy
>>676268223
here's a better shot
Nice let's see that's pussy
>>676268223
How did you take that picture? Also, nice body
>>676268223
I'm bisexual and this is /b/
Everyone is a faggot.
>>676268223
show us ur penis
Let's go for a close up
Jacked it to easter furry porn obviously, as opposed to the usual furry porn.
>>676268643
Doesn't matter, she's a lady of many talents
Nice let's see who wet that pussy is
>>676268643
This. I'm curious.
>>676268996
>>676268849
>>676268643
Jesus, timers exist idiots.
>>676268489
weeeelll whatever youre doing, do it more!
>>676268495
it depends.
>>676268584
thanks!
>>676268586
idk organize your closet better
>>676268643
i leaned it on something w/ a timer lol is this a hard concept
>>676268684
bisexual people dont exist you're gay
>>676269067
Kek
>>676265372
I woke up at 10, smoked a few cigarettes. Then went outside with a friend. Went gym, and got mad at someone for me being retarded. I hate myself and I want this journey to end
>>676269162
What a show! You should play around with it
>>676269162
>weeeelll whatever youre doing, do it more!
trying to come down. been awake since friday.
Put something in butthole plz
>>676269162
Sharpie in the pooper
>>676269162
you are so beautiful oh my goodness
OP show your fat ass on cam. Also the god damn spam filter is being the largest of kikes. Makes me want to go gold
>>676269559
roll
>>676269564
You dont see her face. how can you say whether shes beautiful or not.
>>676267771
>kik for live pics
>thinking everyone doesn't already know the kik live pic hack
Just post a timestamped pic of it on here if it's really yours faggot.
FULL FRONTAL STANDING UP
>>676269364
sounds like a day in the life
>>676269470
ew omg please sleep.
>>676269559
i have something a liiiittle bigger than a sharpie..hold on let me grab it
>>676269564
wow! thanks
heres some bum
OP , That's gotta be the nicest ass I've seen in awhile....let's see it again
>>676269743
Soda can in the pooper
>>676269809
Agreed, but fist let's see what she'll play with first
>>676269743
damn OP, that asshole is delectable
Please write fuck me on ur pussie ill be your biggest fan <3
>>676269743
Show face
That's all I want
>>676265372
>>676266067
>>676266278
What are you stardew goals? there isn't much to do after year 3 :/
>>676269162
Pic related
Fixed my Valiant after the wheel hub seized and flung me off the road, drives great
>>676269743
new slam piggy
>>676269364
Woke up thought about killing myself played cod nonstop until I found this babe
>>676269743
Well, I'm rock hard now. I hope you plan to take responsibility for stealing my innocence OP.
>>676269702
its what is inside that counts, anon
>>676269939
not that big tho
>>676270022
i've heard it tastes like skin, so that's good i guess
>>676270121
i want to make a really nice farm and not just the corner, marry leah/elliot, get to the bottom of the desert cave. an all achievements of course.
>>676270129
ive named all of my animals after aquatic animals i dont even know
anons how do you feel about buttplugs
>>676269162
sharpie in the pooper would be lovely
>>676269162
Ah i got you lol!
Do you ever taste yourself? Yummy? ;)
>>676270348
Perfect, just enjoy yourself
>>676270348
Face please
>>676270348
Butt plugs are gods gift to man
Timestamp on pussie or gtfo
>>676270348
Put the plug in pussy first!
>>676270348
>girl in easter dress with buttplug
live event accomplished
>>676270348
>>676270730
Please =)
I like you OP.
I wish someday I get someone as good looking as you.
Please write "Leo" in your ear and share pic <3
Plug both of em
>>676270413
tbh i taste like soap sometimes
>>676270535
why ruin something perfectly good with something even more perfect?
>>676270599
i need a bigger one, this one slips out :(
>>676270998
i need to buy an actual dildo but they are expensive
You make me miss my girl. Sigh. Help out a little? Gratitude and admiration in return.
I'd love to fuck your fat ass
>>676265372
$25 gift card for face?
>>676270949
eat shit pathetic loser
>>676265372
I cucked Ted Cruz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M25iOpx7NkA
>>676270348
you are very beautiful, you remind me of a girl i used to date. same body
also buttplugs are muy sexy
>>676271138
Put it in deeper pls
>>676265372
Just relaxed and caught up on a little TV. Now I'm catching up on >>>/d/ and lurking this thread, of course! You got any /d/ interests, femanon?
Write timestamp on ur body or gtfo
This OP is the new queen of /b/
>>676271138
Because pretty faces get me off hard
>>676271138
You are my goddes
>>676271138
Hells, I'd be tempted to buy you one, just to watch you use it
More like this pls ty
>>676269162
tfw I don't exist.
>>676271138
Oh yeah lol? Well I'd love to suck up your cum after you done :p drip it all in my mouth. You got a sexy ass body and such a smooth pussy :D just yumm!
>>676271138
Have anything bigger to put in?
Make it gape for us
>>676271376
I think she said it slips out
Oh ma lord', what state are you from
OP do you play LoL
>>676271138
Need ass up face down pic for reasons.
Can you take off that dress OP?
If you were Iraqi, I'd say your ass is THE BOMB!
But you know that.
>>676265372
>Woke up and laid in bed while practicing punching and kicking for a couple hours
>Went down and ate the breakfast mom made
>Spent a couple hours reading about ninjas online
>Made a ninja fort with my dog
The usual.
>>676271138
You look kinda big OP
But you still got me hard
I'd fuck but I hope your asshole isn't as loose as your pussy
And face please
>>676272043
Kinda like the dress tbh
>>676272150
nigga what
>>676272150
laid isn't even a word faggot
can i shit in your vagina and then go muddin?
>>676266508
Yeah, please more
>>676269743
the things my tongue would do to you. i'm bulging right now.
>>676269162
Looks like I could park my full size pickup truck in that thing
>>676272043
Pfft, that dress is cute as fuck.
It makes her tits look awesome
I kind of want OP to ride me while she plays Stardew Valley now.
>>676272352
nigga don't lie, you ain't got no truck
>>676271170
this is as much help as anyones getting lol
>>676271211
if only i trusted someone on 4chan
>>676271259
i love mine!
>>676271376
okay okay
>>676271711
its ok same
>>676271930
no i love myself
>>676272583
I'm sending you the card first dingbat
>>676272583
I adore what you're doing so much right now!
>>67627258372
PA slut detected, hide your bedroom better
>>676272583
you're body is incredible and i want you to know you've got me rock hard.
>>676272583
You should stand up and spread it while the plug us still there.
>>676265372
>>676265372
>>676266164
>>676266164
OP, your rather terrific pics make a particular kind of request rather obligatory!
And mind you... this'll take a little bit of technical doing.
See the pic? Activate the camera mode in your camera, and give us a 10second or so clip of you imitiating the clip in preparation for war with your mighty bust assuming command!
Sure, it's a little bit of extra work... but the cool stuff always is.
Ah, and regarding how to make sure your face is kept anonymous?
Next pic and idea coming right up.
The point of the dress is to cover the gut fagtz
Leave it on to wype my face when I'm all drenched from banging your asshole
>>676272583
Can you put one finger in each hole? That would be amazing
Pleeeeeaaase write fuck me on ur pussie it would make my crappy Easter sooo much better
>>676269743
>ew omg please sleep.
Yeah. I think so.
Night.
>>676272583
Good attitude, nice body.if you're in 603 I'll buy you a dildo
>>676272711
Atleast I'm not this fucking beta...
>>676265372
>>676265372
>>676266164
>>676266164
>>676272936
And here we have it.
The instant 30-second guide to hiding your face, ninja-style!
Of course, if you don't want to use a black t-shirt, most any color will do.
So, please, OP. Grant us your mighty rack in action, with just a dash of ninja thrown in.
Do it for us.
Do it for the Easter Bunny.
Do it for zombie Jesus who has again risen on this night to admire your boobs!
>>676272583
Care to meet a fellow anon for love making?
>>676272583
I love how your clit looks in this pic. I want to suck on it. Do you squirt?
>>676268223
I haven't finished scrolling past this pic but I'm going to comment now. Great tits. What's with the fat girl ass and pussy? More tits and pussy please :/
>>676272583
How does it feel knowing 20 guys (me included) are jacking off too you right now?
And at least 10 people are saving the images
>>676272936
Please do this, it'd be RAD!
Freakkesnaps123
ADD me snap
Would be awesome
>>676272949
Anon fuck holes
Only thing that could make this hotter is if you got a pic with your fingers in there! 10/10, would eat out.
>>676273065
This made me go soft. Please, keep your cringey shit elsewhere.
>>676273032
This whole thread is betamax
>>676273065
Looks like fucking ISIS
>>676272820
im sorry that youre wrong
>>676272964
goodnight anon mwuah
>>676273065
you're adorable anon but no
>>676273086
no, not yet atleast. i want to if i can one day
>>676273135
i love my fat ass so no
>>676272583
Let's see you bent over face down.
That ass is out of this world.
P.S , beautiful dress , bet you look just as sexy with clothes on
>>676269162
is your pussy the kind the gets really wet, semi-wet or mostly dry?
great body, by the way.
>>676273285
Lol, most of /b/ is beta
>>676273065
Fucking saved anon, thanks! That'd be great for Halloween or something.
>>676272583
My erection just turned over my desk, moar
>>676273393
really nice pussy anon, got anything to put inside it? i like to see a bit of double pen
>>676273393
show stomach I fucking dare you
>>676273322
Isis is full of ninjas confirmed
>>676273393
Do you like to get fucked while that buttplug is in? I love your fat ass too, would happily eat it out.
>>676273393
Would you care to meet a felow anon for love making?
Won't timestamp body gonna assume these are old pics
>>676273393
Can you spread your ass/gape please
That would be amazing
>>676273393
Does OP have a kik or snap we can have?
Can I get another pic of your tits? You're beautiful btw
>>676273393
Smooth feet, would lick.
Great ! Show pussy with tits.
Take the butt plug out, stand up, and take a picture of you spreading your ass apart while bending over.
Also, what should I do with my cum? I'm jacking it to you.
>>676273393
That's just beautiful. Do you have anything bigger you can put in?
>>676273393
Where's the feet pics?
show face, your body is perfect. also rate my cock?
Okay okay, how about an Amazon gift card.
>>676273393
more spreading of your ass please
very nice pussy
More legs! You have a fat pussy btw
>>676273708
she already posted a current timestamp
and is wearing the same clothes as first pics
are you autistic?
I stepped in dogshit. Highlight of my day so far.
>>676273393
i hope your parents are proud that you're a slam piggy on 4chan and in less than two years everyone will be able to search these imgs on google and match them to your face
>>676273393
why so smooth OP, did your date bail on you?
>>676273765
DOES SHE??
>>676265372
Allow me to appear as an autistic superfaggot for a moment.
If you would be so gracious as to welcome Pyramid Turtle into this thread, and your heart, a picture like this would be much appreciated.
Take the sundress off, get on your knees and spread your legs
>>676273393
i love your fat ass too op, damn thats a nice view
>>676273815
This! Show feet for us creepy footfags
>>676265372
Would love some more to fap to femanon
getting bored on easter is never fun
Op post feet please
>>676273985
sad/10
fedora/cock
monopoly man get out of jail free dance/wamp wamp wamp
>>676273393
More full body pics pics plox!
Without the dress.
>>676273991
Prove it faggot
>>676274089
>>676273463
I'd say semi, but I get turned on super easily.
>>676273521
tbh i used this tutorial years ago when I went out as a ninja
>>676273438
I really wish the dress actually fit my boobs, oh well
>>676273686
It kind of scares me, I have a feeling that it'll go all the way in, but I do like it
>>676273708
~~~I already timestamp'd u are late~~
>>676273977
non-existent
>>676274023
right
>>676274061
clean it off with a hose ur life isnt over
>>676274089
considering I sell my nudes elsewhere on the internet, i assume this already happens. my parents arent in my life tho so its k
>>676274107
always smooth
another regular booty for the anon that asked earlier
>>676266508
Nice titts
>>676274448
God you're such a whore.
>>676273393
Thanks for doing this, OP. You don't seem to be a faggot this time.
>>676273393
you really should. just post more of your tits at least if nothing else
>>676274448
Spread ass dammit
Can you please r8 my cock op? Not very confident with it and wants a real opinion from a femanon that is not sleeping with me
>>676274448
Yes, this is what I like to fap to OP. Bend deeper, like a good girl.
>>676273985
Feels really bad man
>>676274448
in this thread a slam piggy thinks someone will pay for her nudes.
you either fuck on live cam or your go on seeking arrangements. no one is paying for your fucking nudes that you're posting on 4chan right fucking now.
>>676265372
OP, take one like this. You standing forward-- with your vulva facing the camera, and your legs mostly together so we get a 'front-on' view. It just seems very... sensual!
>>676274136
>Allow me to appear as an autistic superfaggot for a moment.
well you nailed that
>>676274448
where are you up for sale?
Full body pic of your sexy ass body please
>>676274448
>>It kind of scares me, I have a feeling that it'll go all the way in, but I do like it
So you haven't taken a cock in your ass yet? Hot.
>>676274448
Where could I go to buy nudes?
>>676274448
Wondering, if you'd meet a fellow anon for sex
>>676274768
This!!!
>>676274448
pull plug out and show gaping asshole, i'm ready to cum to that beautiful ass
>>676274448
I;m seeing a big ole cum stain on that carpet. Nice.
>>676274834
your mom?
>>676274448
Really diggin' the love stains on the carpet
>>676274448
Fuck... this is so hot. Not that long ago I bought a cock ring with a dildo attached to it so I could fuck both my girl's holes at the same time. Would you like that?
>>676274448
Hey can you show your tits one more time? You're amazing btw
>>676274586
God you're such a faggot
>>676274448
>tbh i used this tutorial years ago when I went out as a ninja
Huh. Interesting that I'd never seen it before. But, I'm more of a >>>/d/ eviant, so I didn't used to come to /b/.
What do you like in a man?
What would it take for a dude from 4chan to date you?
>>676274960
that's cat puke you semen slurper
>>676273065
This picture is older than 4chan. Fuck off.
>>676274448
Damn OP, my dick was dead this last week but you are so damn hot, i'm just horny right now, thanks.
>>676268531
Agreed
>>676274327
>>676273193
Gotta wonder how many GIRLS are fappin the flounder looking at her pics in this thread...keep an open mind man...
You wouldn't consider posting your feet?
>>676274448
Very nice. Would grab those hips shove my wiener so far in your hot dog bun and proceed to repeat process enough times to drench your side of thighs in gallons of mayo.
>>676274448
why do you have two more butts right above your butt?
>>676274448
I'm guessing you don't like your feet then
>mfw this kind of thread are funnier than YLYL threads because all this betaness
also nice ass
>>676274448
thanks for the reply
>I get turned on super easily
are you the type that in spite of the trauma would cum when raped? i didn't think this kind of thing was possible but my gf said when she was in high school she was raped. in spite of the violence, she said she came.
tl;dr
Tits or GTFO, you know the fucking rules
Yeah, well, I guess I'll jerk off to you then
>>676269743
OP are you latina? Your pussy and ass looks like my latina girlfriend.
>>676272583
lol @ how you have to make sure you've covered your fat gunt
nasty
>>676275289
You're right. Especially with how hot she's being, literally anyone would masturbate to her
>>676275268
>>676275412
are you fucking stupid cunt
>>676274781
Well, it seems to have worked for me so far.
>>676274448
What a great sight. At least this day didn't suck so much because of this.
>>676274702
i'd pay a fair bit for sex with her if she was that way inclined, but distance puts quite a damper on things like that.
if you are going to hold such high standards then you haven't really had much great sex have you
usually the 7/10+ girls are pretty rubbish at sex anyway because they think looks alone can get them where they need to go
>>676274702
lolololo
like there aren't 800000 tumblr girls posting the exact same shit with face and this chub slut thinks she's going to get paid.
all us faggots care about is the fact we're having live interaction with you, not paying for your basement with a rug pics you jersey trash.
>>676275268
>>676275531
Well shit, if she doesn't want it send it my way anon. Do it for easter
>>676275495
Virgin detected
>>676275363
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>676275508
yeah she would get REKT at a meetup
>>676275412
Are you fucking blind, cum swallowing retard?
so much beta thirst over a landwhale
this place sells itself so cheap these days
I played Skyrim non-stop. I'm a loser.
>>676275307
so you think about food a lot during sex eh? is that from your dad feeding you as a baby with his cock?
>>676275614
Love the rack. Hold em up for a bit? Play around with em?
>>676275734
No, I just missed the picture you fucking faggot. And did you learn those insults from your 6th grade classmates?
these replies give me life
you virgin tards likely won't get anything any time soon, and she's doing you a favor lmao
enjoy the ass and pussy and have yourself a fap, ya greedy cunts
>>676275119
>>676265372
Hi OP you look sexy!
Can you post a vid of you rubbing your pussy with the buttplug in?
Happy Easter!
>>676275268
Why dont you just get pics of her face the old fashioned /b/ way
>>676275897
w2c gray ones?
>>676275801
>as if you are alpha
>>676274448
8/10
Would not pull out OP.
>>676274702
people already pay for them! i just like the extra side attention <3
>>676274825
i have, im just afraid of getting something stuck up there.
>>676274909
youve asked me like 3 times sh
>>676274960
i dont even remember what cause the stain TBH probably a dog
>>676275018
this
>>676275289
flappin the flounder. brilliant.
>>676275363
no
>>676275488
no
>>676275531
do u think 10 dollars will buy you anything bc ur wrong
>>676275656
not even tryina get customers. tryina get boners. cant a girl be nice?
okay anons! im going to sleep! thanks for hanging out with me tonight <3
>>676275858
Not my boobs, but I have the set.
can dump if OP delivers the TurtleTits
>>676275801
Implying you have better things to do
Oh wait you're in the thread too
>>676275702
I think she'd like that ;D why else would she have a meetup?
>>676274448
but u could b here doing exactly this
>>676275614
lets see that overused by stepdad cunt you have there
2 requests if you're still taking them..peeing or something involving a pair or two of worn panties..pretty please!
Bread got boring quick
>>676275990
this nigger is going to pay money for nudes like it's fucking 1980.
nigger probably still rents porn.
>>676271193
Fuck you
do you mind if I bust a nut to you?
>>676265372
Happy Easter OP. Nice body, nice hair. You're quite the catch.
>>676273393
Have you ever had a guy in that butt?
>>676275937
No, I heard this from your mom, when she mention she had a son before I fucked her last night
>>676276028
Just wanted to make sure you read it lol
>>676276028
she's italian
3 4 5
Make a new thread op.
>>676275801
she's fuckin hot ok
kys
>>676276264
i'm on my second you n00b
>>676275687
dain bramage. why do you ask?
>>676276028
What gets you excited the most?
>>676271193
I'd love to fuck your beta ass as you fuck her fat ass
>>676276028
But what if we WANT to pay you for pictures or videos?
Anyway, goodnight!
>>676276228
Not nudes, her face.
And I'm not paying for shit since she thinks I'm joking.
>>676268212
>So close
kek
>>676276045
I'm with this guy >>676275358
Here for all that high-octane cringe the rest of you are generating
>>676276028
>>i have, im just afraid of getting something stuck up there.
Damn, I'm jealous. You look made for anal. Bet your ass feels wonderful.
>>676271457
I could see it
Take a full body pic plz
>>676276028
How excited are you right now?
>>676276028
in this thread a retarded slam piggy thinks she's going to convince people to pay her for nude jpegs.
seriously.
look you nj trash, just because you sell nudes to your pre teen cousins doesn't mean that 'people pay you for nudes'
>>676276264
Congrats this is the most beta post ever made on 4chan, and that's saying something
jesus christ
>>676276028
Hey can you post another one of your tits? You're amazing btw
>>676276599
the dubs have spoken
People. Find more pics of our new Goddess
>>676276540
nigger the fact that you even are admitting this makes my forefathers cringe and they hadn't even seen a woman's ankle.
>>676276264
BETA
E
T
A
i'm gonna make a gif of every picture you sent and masturbate all night
Thx
>>676276028
soles please
feet ?
>>676275801
i agree. shes gross.
>>676276028
Hey OP, what do you think about my cock?
>>676276028
>do u think 10 dollars will buy you anything bc ur wrong
>giving nudes away for free anyways
no wonder you're selling nudes to support yourself. you sound pretty retarded
OP, full body pic plz, this thread is gonna die soon
>>676276827
Not him but she should have taken free money. And then not shown her face anyway. Win win.
>>676276607
dude you should just go stick your sad dick in a broken glass light socket.
Glad I was here for this. Thanks, OP. Thanks faggots.
70year old fart now with dick in hand.
>>676276899
do u not understand how the porn industry works
give a little
get a lot
OP what is your "dream sex"? Sorry I cant find the right word for it, tired right now. Also can you post more of your tits, they're beautiful.
