I'm afraid my dad might beat me up /b/ I'm scared what do I do???
Get off this board because I have the feeling that your not old enough to be here :)
>>676258746
Beat HIM up instead!
>>676259469
Well if my mom doesn't say anything I will be safe.
Just tell him it wasnt you who put his dick inside the nutella. if you can keep a straight face you're good to go.
Kill him
take your beating like a man
>>676258746
http://www.nccafv.org/child_abuse_reporting_numbers_co.htm
>>676258746
beat him up
kill him, then yourself
>>676258746
What did you do? Do you deserve it? If so, take it like a man.
>>676261226
I hit my mom. I really hope she just doesn't tell. The bruise is on her chest so it's not THAT visible...
>>676261207
agreed anon murder/suicide seems the best approach
>>676261423
wtf
>>676261423
>I hit my mom.
Why can't you just make your own tendies, Jerry?
>>676258746
lube your anus and assume the position
>>676258746
suck his dick dry so he'll be pleased and forgive you
>>676261423
>I hit my mom
No matter how you take your beating, you will never take it like a man. What man hits their mother?
>>676261423
I had sympathy and now I'm pretty conflicted.
Hope you had a damn good reason to do that anon. Expound?
>>676262124
kek
>>676261423
You really are worthless, take the beating and restore the little dignity you've just lost.
>>676262404
I was mad at her...
>>676262644
ive lost all sympathy for you
>>676262404
I disagree. If a bitch is being a bitch, the bitch gets hit.
At least I'm hoping she's a cunt. Otherwise anon is a fucking faggot and he deserves his dad's brutal smackdown.
>>676262644
Man, this is a prime cut of autism.
>>676258746
Kys OP best option and also luve stream that shit
P.S OP is a fagget
>>676262644
Why??
>>676262644
Explain better you piece of trash.
>>676262644
Obvious troll/10
>>676262550
She found some porn on my computer that really upset her and she kept saying she was worried for my mental health. I really didn't like talking about it and I got upset..
>>676262404
Some anonymous brat on an imageboard doesn't define what a man is. Maybe OP is autistic or maybe OP just has severe emotional problems. OP needs to get help as well, I'm sure this dude doesn't really hate his mom that much.
As someone who went through a sperg phase in my teens and have done the same thing (she'd kick my ass and knock sense into me) this guy can change into a better MAN
>>676262644
its cool trailer trash/nigs tend to beat up on their mothers/sisters
>>676262644
I hope your dad breaks your jaw you gutless piece of shit
>>676262980
Was it porn of Amy the Hedgehog?
>>676262980
fucking furries man, i tell you
>>676262980
Fuck you anon, fuck you. I hope your dad puts you in the fucking hospital. Sympathy is fucking 0 you worthless autistic parasite. I hope he caves your head in.
>>676262980
Maybe you should hide your loli better
apologize to your mom and idk ask to help around the house or something, just waiting for your dad to beat your ass is the worst thing you can do rn
>>676262980
You hit her becouse she found your depravated and sickening porn.
Do your father a favor and just an hero se he doesn't waste energy in a maggot like you.
>>676263444
Sickening trips
>>676262980
I'm into some weird shit too.
I'd never hit my mother over it.
Literately kill yourself anon, you cunt. Before your dad does it for you.
>>676263370
It was loli and some other stuff.
>>676263955
What other stuff could possible be so bad as to make your strike your own mom over it?
>>676264049
i save a bunch of fluffy abuse threads...
>>676262980
>saving morally/legally questionable porn
That was your first mistake.
>>676264236
fag
>>676263955
You left a bruise.. on your own mother.
You deserve to get the shit beat out of you.
>>676264236
WHY?!
>>676264236
oh boy...
>>676258746
Who are you? Why I can't sleep? Maybe you know
You know you can save your shit on your phone right? I can't believe you are literaly that retarded.
>>676264049
This >>676264236
Was not me. The other stuff is illegal and I don't want to talk about it.
Mmm, fresh autism spaghetti.
>>676264878
Doh fug DD:
>>676258746
Beat him up pussy
rape him. hard.
>>676261423
Fuck you, faggot, I hope your dad hits you the wrong way and kills your worthless ass, OP. Who the actual fuck hits their mom? You are either a kid under the age of 12 or just a fucking autist. I could only imagine how you act and/or look.
>>676264878
highest bait grade right here
>>676264878
Run anon, holy shit. Run while you still have a chance. There's no way your mom won't tell your dad, and I doubt your dad won't tell the cops, or at least send you to therapy or something.
After he absolutely decimates you, that is.
>>676264749
What are you talking about?
>>676262124
Beat me to it
>>676264878
NOw ya gotta talk about it dumbass
>>676265032
I believe it is going to end the other way around.
God Damn it OP you just don't do that shit.
Slipping and whacking, even trying to stop her from hitting you is ok. But fucking hell you don't hit your mom hard enough to leave a bruise. That's just not smart.
>>676264878
youre on an anonymous website just tell us what you have man up and stop being such a pussy. oh did i just hurt your feelings? come on prove me wrong and stop being such a pussy
Have you seen chef?
>>676265095
Well I mean the guy who said fluffy abuse isn't me this is me >>676264878
>>676265138
This
If shit was illegal and you have a past of dealing with things the bad way, which you probably do noticing how you write like an autistic smurg, i dont think your father will hesitate to call the cops on you. After that it's just a matter of time until you become someone's asspiece bitch in jail because of hitting your mom+child porn.
Where ya live anon? If your dad doesn't beat you,I'm sure about 30 of us would for him.
>>676265545
It's just pictures of 5 and 6 yr old girls...
>>676265643
Cp is worse than fluffy abuse anon
Flee the house with all your bones unbroken and no criminal record while you can.
Kill him and the rest of your family and eat them
This thread
>>676265088
Yeah! What kind of faggot would harm their tendie vendor?
>>676265886
dog...
>>676265886
>>676265946
>>676265822
pay attention to this guys, kid.
your times of bridge dwelling have just begun.
>>676266199
Is there anything else you'd like to tell us, anon?
You're fucked forever anyway, might as well tell us before your dad takes away the Internet and locks you in the cellar.
And I'm serious. Fucking leave while you can. When is dad back?
Equalizer. Hit him in the knee with a heavy pipe
>be OP
>OH SHIT OH SHIT, I HIT MOM
>maybe I should go on /b/ to get advice on what do
>dads not gonna be home for a while
2 hours later
>OW DADDY OOWWWWW
>"Son, I am gonna call the cops!"
>go to prison
>Tyrone is raping my anus as I type this on /b/
>>676266569
Never mind, just read the reasoning. You suck, OP
Party Van 069 rolling out
>>676258746
Tits!
http://www.streamboobs.com/junehuro79/
>>676265211
You can save your porn and shit on your phone and then just lock it so people dont see what is in the phone, fuck's sake's you can even lock the goddamn app's. You get me now?
>>676266923
I'm only 17 , I won't go to jail. Also I'm pretty sure I can convince my mom not to say anything she loves me.
>>676266569
What did he tell you?
>>676267676
You're 17 anon, you're pretty much an adult. Leave while you still can. You're about to be an adult and it's all going to be taken from you. You must abscond.
>>676265886
>It's just pictures of 5 and 6 yr old girls...
Oh yeah guy's, not bit deal just cp.
You are fucking Disgusting op.
>>676267676
if she is, then I hope all of your family dies. For real.
Who the fuck would let a thing like a bruise made by your already-hairy-already-reasoning 17 faggot of a kid slip by?
She will tell OP, don't try to think otherwise.
Fucking fuck
>>676258746
Have MC Vagina teach you karate and ninja stuff.
>>676267676
You have a problem. The fact you hit your mom over it is even more screwed up. That is domestic violence. You need therapy. You replying with 'I can take advantage of my mom's love to get out of this' is selfish and wrong. So your mom has to just sit on that knowledge and move on? Your better off being confronted about such a problem early on as well. >>676267676
>>676268576
>We Need To Talk About Anon
>>676268407
I love little kids. Id never hurt them , I just feel really comfortable around little kids...
>>676267676
She love's you and yet you still hit her for worrying about you and your mental after finding your stash of cp.
>>676269026
STOP
>>676269026
Please elaborate
>>676269026
Anon you can't justify this. If you tell your father, or any professional that you're going to be fucked.
You're a sick man anon, but I understand your plight. That's why you have to leave. Now. I'm serious.
You don't have to run away for long. How long until you're 18?
>>676262124
Kek'd softly
>>676268882
I'd never touch a little kid in real life though..
>>676264878
>I got mad at my mom for being concerned about me saving illegal stuff and fucking hit her
>help me have the easiest possible life /b/
Seriously, just kill yourself. You'll be doing the planet a service
>>676269465
>>676269331
DAMMIT ANON IM THE ONLY PERSON IM THE WORLD TRYING TO HELP YOU
>>676269026
What you just said make's you even more disgusting & disturbing.
>>676258746
Let him breed your boipussy
>>676269331
5 months
>>676269851
OP You are such a fucking retard
>>676269851
You're fucked
>>676269851
Wipe the hard drive. I'm assuming you've done that already, but purge everything. Phone, Facebook, Twitter whatever the fuck you have has to be gone. Then leave. You don't have to leave forever. You only have to be gone for 5 months.
Do you know anyone who would possibly take you in? Friends? Family that aren't connected to your parents?
>>676270020
Agreed
>>676269620
What should I do now in your opinion? Why I have voices in my head? What is my fault? Why mother tries to abuse me?
Why dont you just leave home because you are supposed to be over 18 to post here
>>676269331
This guy seems to be the only one who's genuinely worried about your well being and I think you should listen to his advice, OP. The shit you're doing is illegal and there's a penalty for it, more so if your birthday's coming soon and you went to the extent of domestic violence to cover it up. Cops are not gonna be light on you.
Though, if you're indeed autistic as I've come to theorize, you could have a chance.
Why risk it, tho, OP?
Shit's hitting the fan already so you better move away from the splash.
>>676270108
kek
>>676270097
yeah dont just wipe the hard drive Physically destroy it
>>676267676
OP pron is always a taboo subject but being mad is not reason enough to hit your mum and your dad is gonna beat your ass also enjoy the ban. Just run OP or solve your problems
>>676270368
No, don't. That'll look suspicious as fuck. Just factory reset it, maybe even set a couple vidya games to be downloading when you leave to make it look more 'lived in'.
If it's destroyed hen you'll definitely be hiding something.
I wonder if the sub-human piece of trash known as Op is already dead.
>>676270108
>why I have voices in my head
This might make your situation worse
Cmon anon, stay with us here. We're tryna help. We're the only people in the world sympathetic to you right now.
>>676270889
well if no one knows it was destroyed how will it look suspicious, i mean, it is his computer
>>676270368
pretty much what >>676270889 said but if you ARE gonna destroy it make sure to set it on fire/turn it into dust then dump the remains in a river or bury it.
Saving porn and just kinda naturally fucked up shit is where you fucked up OP. Now that you made you bed you're gonna get beat in it.
>>676270097
I'm scared to leave home . Like I said, what if I can get my mom to calm down and then go from there? The only benefit of running I can see is being able to interact with little kids without being judged .
>>676271426
>anon gets caught by mom with cp
>beats the fuck outta mm
>flees to escape the law
the cops will obviously be called. They will obviously ask why that happened. They will obviously search Anon's room. It has to look as normal as possible.
DONT PHYSICALLY DESTROY THE HARDDRIVES
>>676258746
1000% serious, get naked, who wants to beat up a naked kid?
Get naked before he fights you. No one wants to fight a naked anon. It's gross.
>>676271519
>interact with little kids without being judged
OP man your making it sound more like your a pedophile here m8
>>676271778
>>676271783
dude read my mind
>>676271415
Stop lying.
>>676271519
DAMMIT ANON NO
Answer my earlier question. After you factory reset your PC and phone, who do you have that's not close to your parents to go to?
>>676271775
well is it a desktop or a laptop we dont know so there for if he flees he can take the laptop and destroy it on the go
>>676271519
Im not really sure if op but still a huge faggot
>>676272076
No no no. If he flees, WITH CP STILL ON THE HARDDRIVES it'll go from 'he may have done something wrong' to 'he's definitely trying to hide something'.
It HAS to look like not much has changed. Tidy room, wipe hard drives, wipe phone, delete history, set some vidya to download, and get the fuck out.
>>676271973
Nothing to go to. If I have money a hotel somewhere
>>676271519
Anon m8 your gonna have to get a job or get a source of income somehow man otherwise running isn't an option.
>>676272713
That's may work. Do you have a job? How much money do you have saved up/can get on-hand?
>>676271519
>I'm scared to leave home
SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!
>>676271519
Apologize to your mom for hitting her. Say you're sorry for you hitting her and mean it, anon. If she loves you, then you should love her too. You don't hurt the ones you love. Say you know she was worried for you but you panicked, and hug her. You shouldn't have hit her and given a bruise on her chest. Your mom won't live forever, and neither will you. You'll die with guilt of hitting your mom for her worrying for you.
/tinychat/Anon
>>676272625
dude if its a fucking laptop all he has to do is take the damn thing to a remote body of deep water and dump it while hes fleeing
>>676271858
I'm not like I said, I am more comfortable around little kids. They don't judge me or anything like others do...
>>676272955
And she'll just forgive anon and forget about the cp and not tell Anon's dad?
Um, no. There's this thing called a moral even horizon. And I think anon passed that.
>>676273199
>>676272879
Answer the fuck-mothering question bud, time is of the essence.
>>676273206
I don't want him to escape punishment. I want him to mend his relationship with his mom in case it is messed up. No man should hit his mom.
>>676273199
Ok anon are you physically what some would call a creep and and you gotta think of a straight up game plan here with the factory reset.
>>676273199
What kids don't judge? Also this is not helping you in any sort of way.
>>676273395
No, I agree. Anon is a horrible person, and he'll have to live with that. But I've been in his position. Where he's done something so horrible, he won't be forgiven. And he knows that.
I'm sympathetic. Never had Cp or anything, but I've been in trouble like this before.
>>676272955
She won't understand and just think I'm mentally sick. No one understands why I feel how I do about little kids.
>>676270889
Even wiped they can still recover something. If OP had cheese pizza on his drive he needs to take it out back and old yeller it. Then burn it as best as h can. Then bury the remains far away in the woods.
>>676273665
I do anon. That's why I'm trying to help. It's frustrating that you aren't letting me help by answering the damn questions.
>>676272955
>You'll die with guilt of hitting your mom for her worrying for you.
That's some deep shit right there and I was fucking close to doing what this anon has done for stupider reasons but I now realize how much of a fucking pussy I am without my mother's backup
>>676273757
Finally someone fucking understands
>>676273757
They CAN still recover something, but it's suddenly made much much much more difficult if it's factory reset. More trouble than it would probably be worth to some beat cop looking for a scared teen who ran off.
>>676258746
Son you have been posting on 4chan now? kid get the fuck out of my house and go spend the rest of your springbreak spreading your cheeks to strangers for a place to stay.
>>676273303
Yes I have a job. I do t really know how much $ I have saved up
>>676273665
Have you ever sexually abused or taken advantage of a child?
By the way im saving this entire thread for evidence
>>676274111
Okay, that's good. Do you have a saving account or anything? Any kind of account?
If you can, go to an ATM and withdraw all cash. If you can't, do the same at the nearest bank. I doubt you'll get far without cash on hand.
And as I said, wipe everything. Now, if you haven't already.
>>676262980
Did you try converting your porn folder into one iso, img or archive file?
>>676273495
No I look normal. It's just sometimes people will tell me it's "strange" that I like to be around little kids soo much . there's nothing wrong with that...
>>676273648
The best he can do is try. My mom died before I could apologize to her. We always argued about my girlfriend because she had cancer and she didn't want me spending so much money on her before she died (constant nights out and whatnot before she dies of the tumor) because I never had enough money to pay for my living expenses. She had a heart attack before I could say sorry. I don't want anon with the same regret as me.
>>676273665
Just do the best you can to mend your relationship with her. Never hit girls too. I hit my girlfriend in an arguement and she died a week later from cancer. Never apologized. Don't have the same regret and apologize/make mends before it's too late.
ill put it in simple fucking step by step instructions so youll understand
1.)apologize to your mom
2.)if laptop take it with you wipe hard drive and bury it somewhere, if desktop wipe and set vidya to download
3.)leave
>>676258746
Relax, OP. Tell us what did you do? Explain him the error of your ways and tell him you'll make it up to him.
http://lifehacker.com/5958801/how-to-commit-internet-suicide-and-disappear-from-the-web-forever
>>676274257
lel po po. I'm not OP nor a kiddie fiddler.
>>676274114
When I was in 8th grade I visited my sister to help take care of my niece when she was about a year old. I had never seen a vagina before really soo I was kinda curious when changing her and I did some stuff .
>>676274523
OP m8 what kinda pr0n was it.
>>676274961
> I did some stuff
>>676274958
Kek
I'll do you one better. I've thought about things like this a lot before, so listen.
1) Wipe drives DONT PHYSICALLY DESTROY THEM
2) delete Facebook, Twitter, everything
3) set vidya to download, put up a desktop background
4) Leave
5) Get all cash you can possibly muster
6) Stay in shitty motels, use generic, fake names at the sign in. Don't stop until you're at least an goes drive away from where you are now. After that, move to a new motel twice a week. After five months, you'll be 18 and a legal adult. You can get a new job, find permanent residence, and slowly restart life.
I'm trying to help.
>>676275567
And of course, use cash for EVERYTHING.
Don't say weird/suspicious shit.
Mind your own business.
Stay the fucking fucking fucking fuck away from school.
5 months isn't a long time, anon. Above everything else, remember that.
This is some good bait I give you that OP
>>676275167
This, you say you are not a fucking pedo but you also said you had cheese pizza in your computer.
>>676274961
If that's the case then you better leave before the police are involved. You'll eventually be found out as a pedophille and prison doesn't treat your kind very well.
Fuck it OP, I don't know if you're serious or not and from what I just read you deserve to get your ass beat. But I'm going to tell you how I handled my fight with my dad.
>dad kept talking shit to me for absolutely no reason
>I start talking shit back
>eventually he goes in to tough guy mode screaming in my face
>I mimic him and go in to tough guy mode back
>Our mouths are literally grazing eachother's eyeballs
>We both punch at the same time
>kept exchanging punches with him.
>eventually he tackled me and tried to crush me with his weight.
>With what little adrenaline I had left, I turned my face under his fat towards his chest
>I bit his nipple as hard as I could.
>he jumped up, kicked the front door
>ran to his room and locked the door
>moved out.
You done goofed now OP. Might as well go out swinging and move out. It seems tough at first but once you take the first step everything gets easier.
>>676258746
kick him in the balls, faggot
>THAT'S MY PURSE
>>676275567
>>676275797
You seem to forget the fact that he has to go to see a doctor for being a "kiddo defiler"
>>676275797
I'm sure it could all work anon but I think I'm gonna apologize then kill myself. What's the point of living if that is gonna be my life.? No one will really ever understand or accept how I feel about little kids. Life isn't getting any better. I wish I could be a little kid again.
>>676276352
This, for the most part OP your gonna have to wipe your shit and move out. mend your relationship with your mom and GTFO.
>>676276652
Godspeed anon, death awaits.
>>676276652
It won't be your whole life anon. It'll be 5 months. Then, you're gonna be an adult anyway, and you'll be out in the world anyway.
As long as your parents don't report your car as stolen (it's a dice roll), the plan would work perfectly. After that, sell it or something. You're an adult now, you have to make our own way.
>>676276652
Dude you had cp in your pc, but expect us to believe that you only just feel "comfortable" around kids?
>>676276995
He needs to find a job or source of income stat tho.
>>676276995
>Implying this basement dweller owns a car
>>676277403
That would certainly not by the highest priority. The highest priority would be keeping your head as low as humanly possible till the 5 months blows over. Staying in a shitty motel when he can, sleeping in his car when can't, I'd guess his saving will get him through 5 months. THEN he can get a job.
If his name is used before 5 months, he's a lost child, who will be taken and returned to his family where he'll face justice. After the five months though, he'll be an adult who doesn't have to be returned.
>>676266147
Upboat
>>676277308
I won't do anything to kids I just like being around them and hugging and cuddling them .
>>676277964
cute
>>676277964
OP JUST GO AND LOSE YOUR FUCKING IPOD YOU ARENT HELPING YOUR SITUATION
>>676267676
Interesting post number.
Can we dox OP and call his dad or something?
>>676277964
Then why would you have cheese pizza bro, if you dont feel aroused with little Kids why having porn of it?
>>676278463
I am turned on by pictures of kids.
>>676277964
>>676275567
>>676275797
>>676277862
OP, this is coming from your only friend right now. I've given you all the advice I can. You can either use it, commit suicide, or face justice, and most likely jail time and scorn from everybody you know in the world. It's your choice, but you have to make the choice now. There's no time left to deliberate.
>>676276995
What if when I leave I pick up my 5 yr old niece on the way out of town? She trusts me, and that means ID have a little kid of my own. I could tell her its just a short trip
>>676273757
You need to install a linux distro over the windows - NOT dual boot - REPLACE.
>>676279238
You gotta be kidding me
>>676278806
Like in, nude child's or playing in Park's and shit like that?
>>676279238
I don't think your OP, but I'll bite.
THEN it'll be kidnapping, and THEN there will be a countrywide manhunt for you. I've given good advice, but not good enough to evade openly kidnapping a little girl.
>>676279238
Blatantly trying to impersonate op
>>676279535
I take pictures of little kids playing in the park.
dubs confirm you an hero and kill yourself tnight
This thread
>My dad might beat me up
>I hit my mom
>I had some loli
>I had some CP
>How do I escape the cops?
>I'll just kill myself
Fucking hell
>>676280538
roll
>>676280611
winrar
>>676258746
Ok OP, you hit your mom, right? You expecting a bit of corporal punishment? If so, fucking take it, GD it.
>>676279900
Kind of disturbing, well now the excuse of liking photograpy is out of the table since you hit your mother (you sick fuck).
If there is no child nude's then why the fuck did you freaked out.
>>676258746
Really on Easter Sunday?
>>676258746
Suck his cock
>>676280601
Lol I've been here since the start and reading this made me realise It's been two hours since op's dad was gonna hit him. we probably baited through half a thread and the kid's just getting his ass spanked for leaving the milk out at night.
>>676281531
This makes it even worse
>>676281940
holy shit its been two fucking hours?... ive been here since the start too
>>676270097
take the hardrive and throw it away somewhere
>>676282583
I think op is getting that ass whooping
>>676281940
>you're totally fucking right
Can't believe I just wasted my time being rused info making an escape plan for OP and making myself realize what a piece of shit I am.
I tried to help OP, essentially a pedo ticking time bomb, escape persecution.
I need a drink. Well meme'd.
>>676282531
me aswell
>>676282876
Sorry I led you on dude . I never hit my mom or anything but she knows I'm a pedophile. I hate knowing my own mother knows I'm a pedophile. Somehow my one friend does too , he didn't really talk to me anymore. I am really thinking about one day taking my little niece and just going away.
where'd OP go???
>>676258746
IT'S TIME FOR THE LANCE VANCE DANCE!
>>676283570
>I am really thinking about one day taking my little niece and just going away
you fucking lie guy, this whole thread b8, nigga
>>676283570
wait so i was actually right about the bait?
kewl
>>676283570
Well OP..
You're one piece of shit. Then again, so am I.
I guess I can't stop you. I have you all the advice already, I can't take that back.
I feel yer pain though. That's why I already had most of it pre planned. I've thought a lot about just disappearing. Id assume we all have.
>>676283821
ONE MORE LANCE VANCE CHANCE
>>676284199
On a side not I really wish the mods would get rid of my CP ban. Id love to post from my laptop but...no avail...is it an awful idea to try and appeal my CP ban and put my everyday email in the email field?
Shoot up a school.
>>676284748
>is is an awful idea to try and appeal my CP ban and put my everyday email in the email field?
What'd you post?
>>676285025
Maybe it was cp? Just saying.
>>676285025
A little girl suggestively licking an ice cream cone.
>>676285025
>>appeal my CP ban
>what did you post?
Are you literally retarded?
>>676284748
Was it a child's rotten headless corpse covered in maggots in a bathtub full of shit and blood being fucked by a fat hairy man in a bear mask?
>>676284199
>>676283570
>read sade
>read lavey
>understand your sexual endeavors are something that shouldn't relate to anyone unwilling to cooperate
>keep your cp secure, understand that will be your only source of sexual stimulation via inhumanity
>live happy with your decisions, actions and relationships
>>676285307
Although I coupd've also posted CP but I don't remember
>>676285521
No lol, but sometimes I masturbate to family photos of me as a little boy in the bath tub.
>>676261423
nigger I'm gonna hit you too
