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Lets start it up faggots
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>>676248170
Raw
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lets open these doors!!
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geet thee fuck in
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>>676248170
everyone faints? is this pokemon shit where you cant die? and roll
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>>676249048
you almost killed us all
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Alright kids get in the shelter this is not a test! I repeat this is not a test!
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im in, now close it
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ALLAHUAKBAR!!!
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>>676249687
poast
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Allahu akbar
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close door
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close door get
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COMING IN
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even dubs get
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rollerino
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Leave it open
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Close it
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*click*
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>>676250074
no i wanna live, im closing it
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J.K. Rolling
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Cmon guys, let em in :3
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close the door
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Lemme in nig nogs
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Come in guys
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rollerino
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Cloosseee it pleeease
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Everybody is welcome here
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Please get 47
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47 get
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let me in please
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Coming in
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YES WE'RE SAFE NOW!
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Open
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wops
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Open get
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Let these guys in
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>>676250500
door is closed, light the fuse
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n
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LET ME IN
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>>676250780
I'll try, anon.
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Opend
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PLEASE I HAVE CHILDREN IN THERE
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ples
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great. now we gotta close it again>>676250811
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DETANATION
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>>676250985
Someone ready rolled 11
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Crashing this shelter
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Here we go
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turn down for dubs
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with no survivors
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>>676251127

WITH NO SURVIVORS
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Get blown up
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goodbye
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i kill u all
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Reopening
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>>676251266
*farts*
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LETS MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
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rr
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Die you poor bastards
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>>676250811
Goddammit
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Cum in
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re
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47 get die you gay niggers
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r
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Boom
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>>676251466
lets burn down the world
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hitler did nothing wrong
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Aloha snackbar
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>>676251611
damn you
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Rolland
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>>676251611
Opened. ALLAH ACKBAR
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>>676248170
ALLUH AKBAR
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allahu ackbar
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>>676251673
stop shouting common knowledge and close the door
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booooooom
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Aloha snack bar
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My dicks in the door OPEN UP!
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ALLOW AKBAR
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Opening
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>>676252000
HAHAHA CLOOSED
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DETINATE
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Go
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YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
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what a lovely thread
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>>676252000
this guy closed the door on his dick. classic
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>>676252099
Opens
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please allah kill these infidels
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>>676251938
no you I'm lazy
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>>676252000
Does this mean we all live for Allah blessed our email
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Let me in bitches.
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I brought my mom's brisket
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fuckl>>676252237
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let me it
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>>676252199
It's open
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ALLOW ACKBAR
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sweet im in.
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>>676252277
Opening
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okay this just isn't happening
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>>676252381
4r
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>>676252298
47 retard
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Open
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>>676252248
almost killed everyone
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fuck
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Goddamn it who is sucking the end of my dick?!
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>>676252277
Room for one more? :^)
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checkem
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Let me in fags
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just fucking die infidels
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ive smuggled my way in storing explosives in my asshole hello everyone!!
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Rolling to close doors
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running to door
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holy fuck just die
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allalalalallllaaa ackbaaaaaaar
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Close these fucking doors.
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OMG
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What's the password boys!?
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Guys I have to poopie :(
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Close the fucking doors
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Wait for me!!!!!!
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SOMEONE CLOSE THE DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR AAAAAR H
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Tupac here
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Rollerino
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>>676252685
that's not explosives anon, that's bar soap
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open I'll suck yo dicks
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>>676252822
Good job, you have saved us all.
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Opening door
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sweet closed. lets explode this itch
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47
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BOOOOM
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Open up I wanna be in the Kool Kids Klub too
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Blow this motherfucker up
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47
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FOR ALLAH
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OpenuOpenus doorus
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>>676252924
cleanliness is next to godliness
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>>676253099
fuck
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shit its open.
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>>676253099
Is open
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the jews did this
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Aloha snackbar
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>>676253099
Fuck off.
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Please!!!!!!!
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let me the fuck in
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rolling for that magic number 47 ALLAHUAKBAR!!
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>>676253134
kek
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Lemme in
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>>676253188
Nice
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Takbir akbir bitch
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Dont close it yet!!!!!!
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GET IN
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Oy Vey
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>>676253188
sweet
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Close!
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>>676253188
Fuck you faggot I almost made it in
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COME IN FAGS
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>>676248170
MURICA FUCK YEAH
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47 get
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Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
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its time for 47
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Banzaiiiiiii
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OPEN SESAME
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/in/
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>>676253444
ME IN HERE NAO. ME HUNGER
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come on lad
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Hold on!!!!!
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mind if i bring my jew family with me !?
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cccccccccccc
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>>676253579

YES WE MIND
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Na NA
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I'm in thank godd
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Get in quick
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How many people can the bomb shelter hold?
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>>676253579
yes. yes i do
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Come right in
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>>676253579
Only if you don't mind the smell of zyclon b
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In here
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We need a wall
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Boom!
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>>676253692
enough
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Okay close it quick!!!!
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>>676253579
Yes.
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>>676253777
OPEN
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>>676253630
>>676253715
cool come on jews lets all get up in hur!!
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47 get
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oshi...
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>>676253692
None if we let your mom in
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make room
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>>676253799
47 GET
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>>676253799
Get in quick, leave the Jews outside.
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i fucked uip huh?
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Allahu ack fr t z8 de sd ik Az
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WHATS THIS WIRE DO?!
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Close
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Allahwambar!!!!!
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Rekt
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Close
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>>676253977
Lez go
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Fucking close it
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Is it open yet?
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>>676253986
CLOSE THE FUCKING DOORS FIRST
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477777777
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k
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nooooooooooooooo
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>>676254099
now it is close it
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>>676254099
Yep
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Noooooo!!!!!! Please let me in!!!!!!
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Clspe
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Guys I have to pee wat do?
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imagine if someone walked in with a flamethrower and just torched everyone hiding in the shelter
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44 get
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>>676254099
I MADE IT INSIDE
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Boom
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>>676254099
NO.
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ddddddd
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Amerrrrca
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>>676254266
Reopen
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Coming!!!!
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Close the doors!
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>>676254266
closed.
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O P E N
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>>676254224
Imagine if you werent a nigger
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Wait!!!
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Sheeeiit what's the password
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I'm trying >>676254331
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You're fired
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Quick! Roll a 47!
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>>676254266
great job,now im welding this thing shut
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swiper no swiping
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Hdndns
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>>676254447
BOOM
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>>676254447
ELECTRODE EXPLODED. I AM INSIDE! I WIN!
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>>676254447
booom we lived
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>>676254447
BOOM
Door was closed, >>676254266
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>>676254447
BOOM EVERYONE OUTSIDE DIES
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>>676254447
......
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>>676254447
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>>676254447
fuck yeah!, checked
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>>676254447
HAHA WE LIVE TAKE THAT FAGGOT
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Alright we lived, what do you want to do now?
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Thank the flying spaghetti monster, we lived!
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That was close
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Shit. If my friend the navy seal was here he could get quint odds and get the 47 in a single post. He don't play.
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Kaboom?
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We've lived too long. Odd trips kill drumph
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Well, time to fap.
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door is still closed. when do we leave?
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>>676254845
We decide who lives and who gets eaten.
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