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SCP Thread

Roll to discover what monstrosity is going to eat your face, or get put in charge of a cheap toy.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-674

Last three digits decide your fate, last four if the fourth is 1 or 2.
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got em
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waiting for my fate with a hardon
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37
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Curious
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>>676244827
Description: SCP-827 is a semi-solid mass of biologically active human stem cells. SCP-827 is capable of self-renewal and is totipotent, with cells replacing themselves at a rate of approximately 200,000 cycles of mitosis per day, with roughly the same amount dying off per day; at time of writing, SCP-827's mass is currently 353kg, and remains stable.
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Sure
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Time to laugh in the face of strange death. Rollin.
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>>676244990
I got a cool one
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>>676243783
roll
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Please God, be gentle.
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>>676245693
Crap. That's not bad.
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>>676243783
Kill meeeeee
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>>676243783
Rolling
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Rollin'
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>>676246459
I suppose this'll do
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if dubs I survive
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>>676246476
Ez
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>>676243783
Time to die.
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>>676243783
Rowelg
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fate
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>>676243783
rollin' rohide
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I'm dead on the inside anyway
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>>676243783
rolling
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>>676243783
all rite, rollin me some SCP
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>>676247597
SCP-597 is a blob of flesh approximately 5.8m (19ft) high, and 10.67m (35ft) wide, although this measurement changes slightly when it moves, or the substances expand and ripple. All over its body, mostly located on its rolls, are hundreds and hundreds of teats, of various colors and sizes. Whenever a mammal is released into its cell, it will be drawn to the corresponding teat for its species and then proceed to suckle as long as they are unimpeded. The milk released will be identical in every way to the makeup of the subject's mother's, although able to sustain the subject's nutritional needs indefinitely. While the fluid is the same as normal milk chemically, for some reason, whether it be an effect of the SCP or an unknown quality of the substances it excretes, any full-grown mammal that would normally require more can survive to the end of their normal lifespan give or take a few years, simply by suckling at the nipple, although their teeth will fall out, their muscle will atrophy due to lack of use (the subjects will curl up as close as possible on the side, lay under the SCP [there have been reports of suffocation], or immerse themselves and dive into the flesh itself) and stomach problems are presented because of the all-liquid diet.
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>>676243783
Ayyy lmao
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rolling for bigfoot
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ffdfdfdfd
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Rool
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aight
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Praying for something harmless
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>>676243783
Rollin
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>>676247060
Roll
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>>676243783
Relllll
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RELl
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>>676248173
shit http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173
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>>676243783
rolling
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Roll
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>>676248316
a lamp that drains colors from shit as well as body functions from living organisms... that's kinda'... cool i guess?
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>>676243783
rollin
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Lwets se3
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>>676243783
Roll for certain death
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Useful get?
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out of range
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>>676248720
I got a claw machine with the safe object class
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>>676243783
rollerino
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letsa dothis
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>>676248348
a bowl with infinite free soup... m8
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Roll roll
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Get fucked
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Kill me quickly plz
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Rolling for the vending machine
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Wool
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>>676248173
Good luck.
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relling
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>>676247916
I got a dog that makes you hear voices that tell you to kill yourself

Kek
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Be gentle, its my first time
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Re roll, got a shitty wristwatch that lets the wearer travel places instantly, except not instantly to the wearer.
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ok
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Here we go.
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>>676248753
http://www scp-wiki net/scp-753

Looks like I'm ok, just got to stop it killing itself
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>>676243783
roll for scp
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Nikkker
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rol
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meme
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>>676243783
Whatever, let's go.
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today i will claim victory
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Rolling
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roll dont kil me
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rawlin
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>>676249422
>Object Class: Safe

SCP-422 is constructed entirely out of large pieces of the bodies of other animals, stitched in place with muscle fiber and trace amounts of cartilage. The creature’s major organs appear to be composed of portions of other organs, though a given organ will only be made of portions of that type of organ (e.g., its heart is made of connecting chambers of other hearts). It has a flat face with two mismatched eyes- one green cat-like eye and one brown with a horizontal pupil like a goat. Its nose consists of two small slits just below the eyes, and its mouth is abnormally wide, stitched about the corners in such a way that it appears to be grinning. Its back legs are also much longer than its front legs, resembling a frog’s legs with an abnormal number of joints.
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Let's see what we got
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>>676250035
Heeeeey quaalog
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>>676243783
kilt
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rol
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Imma roll, but you fags have to play a game.
Roll three times. Make a post saying what you got each three rounds, how you'd deal with it, and just how fucked you are. I'll start.
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>>676249597
Literally a fleshy blob of tits. Not a bad way to go.
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>>676249986
I got a fucking book.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-986
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oh boi
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>>676250421
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-421
fuck
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1421
fuck, more wood
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Lets see
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Rull
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>>676243783
roll
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Safe pls
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Woll
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rolling for nightmare
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>>676251073
SCP-073 appears to be a heavily-tanned male of Arabic or Middle Eastern descent in his early thirties, 185 cm (6'1") tall and 75 kg (165 lbs), with black hair and blue eyes. Arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades of the subject appear to have been replaced with artificial versions of unknown make and metal
>kek
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>>676243783
rawlin
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>>676243783
Let do this shit
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>>676243783
a sloppy wet roll
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>>676243783
roll also czech em
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>>676243783
I hope it's the demon girl one
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>entire thread is mouth breathers posting"rolling"

Great content guys
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Survived 3 in a row last thread come on roll dont fail me now
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scpenis
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>>676251602
Fuck
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>>676243783
Rillo
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leggooooo
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>>676243783
roll
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rollerino
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k
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>>676243783
Roeoelelll
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rollio
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rollings
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roll, probably going to get fucked.
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>>676252037
It's a fucking midget star, I get killed by a midget star
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Sex?
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>>676251398
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-398
An endless? hallway that is able to kill those inside it at any given moment. The hallway and its rooms can either change into my best dream or worst nightmare. It tends to make those that enter want to stay forever. Sounds interesting
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_____ _ _ _____ ____ _ _ _ ___ _ _ ____ _ ____ _____ ___ _____ _____
|_ _| | | | ____| / ___| | | | / \ |_ _| \ | / ___| / \ | _ \| ____| / _ \| ___| ___|
| | | |_| | _| | | | |_| | / _ \ | || \| \___ \ / _ \ | |_) | _| | | | | |_ | |_
| | | _ | |___ | |___| _ |/ ___ \ | || |\ |___) | / ___ \| _ <| |___ | |_| | _| | _|
|_| |_| |_|_____| \____|_| |_/_/ \_\___|_| \_|____/ /_/ \_\_| \_\_____| \___/|_| |_|
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Rawl
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rll
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give
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A few years ago I read the first 1.5 thousand~ entries in order and read a few entries after that at random.. A few of them stick in my memory as interesting Si-Fi concepts, but most of them are frustratingly bad failed Si-Fi concepts that relied much to heavily on the fear of the unknown.. A lot of them were just "bad objects" where the writer would describe the physical description of the object and go on to [DATA EXPUNGED] Every supernatural detail about the object.
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rolly polly boi
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rolloll
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time
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>>676253019
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-019
ok
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>>676243783
Fucking love SCP, roll em
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Aight
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>>676243783
sure leggo
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lets do this
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save me
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>>676251914
Nice, getting an upgrade or mutilated.
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Obligatory rollz
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Fuck you, I'm going to live forever
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>>676243783
ghj
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>>676243783
rolliepollu
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>>676243783
SURVEY SAYS!!
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rolling again
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>>676243783
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-674
iugoljk
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INB4 SCP-682
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rollink
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>>676254662
Survivor!
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>>676243783
pls be nice
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>>676243783
Cum in me
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check my dubs /b/
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rawl
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>>676243783
roller
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Lets see what roll
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Rawling
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Getting on it
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lets see
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>>676255397
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-397

IM ALIVE, BITCHES!!!
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Autobots
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>>676255211
this place ain't so bad
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rollllllll
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>>676243783
Roll me a ninny
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Bam
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Let's see what we get.
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>>676255342
PATHETIC
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Rolling
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>>676243783
roll
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aight
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>>676243783
rollan
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guess ill roll this out
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>>676243783
rollmops
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>>676253811
Yee teen ferral necrosis girl. Mhmm.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-811
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roll out !
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rol
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roll 1
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>>676256078
Sorta boring, rolling again
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>>676243783
rollinopilo
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>>676256777
>>676256888
consecutive trips? that's nice
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>>676256777
>>676256888
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>>676256470
470 is a building, god damn, rolling again
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>>676243783
roll negro
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>>676243783
RALRERINIOOOOO
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>>676243783
roll
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wat
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rell
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Praise Allah.
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>>676256777
>>676256888

Fuckin NICE
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>>676243783
Rollerino faggetino
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>>676243783
682 GET
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fmlfmlfml
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>>676257500
I got a Safe that cures every disease and has no side effects. Great.

Ok, re-roll for something spooky
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grool
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>>676257533
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-533
Snek get
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>>676257713
My computer is going to kill me...
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>>676257713
nope, he's mine
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>>676257807
a fucking sandwich
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roland
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>>676243783
rolling
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Rollout
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>>676243783
Choose my destiny nigga!
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>>676257813
Now I got a glass orb that's really a clock that attacks humans.

RE-ROLLING FOR SOMETHING LESS GAY
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Ujjfy
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>>676245214
Please do like this fag and put the description. It's better that way
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682
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>>676257713
reroll
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ok
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Rolly polly
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>>676243783
rollin for death
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>>676258229
Aaaaaand now I got a bundle of cables that does literally nothing.

First a miracle cure for every disease, then a glass clock, now I got a bunch of computer cables. Is this a horror site or some kind of bizarre shopping list?
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check this out
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2521
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rollwqrgtw
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SCP = Super CP
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Rolling like a hot dog
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Fuck my shit up OP
Roll
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>>676257455
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-
i really dont know how a ship is going to kill me, so ill just reroll
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>>676258888
whoa quads
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Wolling
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lel
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>>676258116
Shit. I guess I'm going to be made stupid until I die.
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>>676243783
fuckkkkkk youuuuu
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Leggo
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>>676258199
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-199

Killer fern. Recognize.
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>>676258888
>>676256888
>>676256777


CONTAIMENT BREACH
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>>676258888
A FUCKING ROCK
GIVE ME SOMETHING INTERESTING HERE, PEOPLE, COME ON
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>>676258656
Okay, finally. That was fairly spooksville.
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>>676258821
I got scp fun house
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>>676243783
rollorino
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rollerinos
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sure
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dgfretf213123
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>>676243783
rollio
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>>676243783
i dont wanna know
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>>676259229
Give link or post description
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>>676243783
Rell
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ritz
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fackin raaaaaawlllll
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well im fucking dead aren't i?
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rololol mo'fuka
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>>676243783
roll
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