You have to fuck one. Choose.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You have to fuck one. Choose.
>>676204892
The one with the dick please.
>>676204892
If I had to, the one with a vagina but who didn't have STDs.
>>676204892
Both at the same time
The one on the right, because unlike all of you I'm not A MASSIVE FUCKING FAGGOT
Brunette,better dick sucking lips.body looks nicer also
>>676204892
the hot one
Bailey, because i wouldnt be accused of rape afterward
>>676204993
They both have dicks
>>676204892
I'd fuck Amy while sucking Bailey's cock.
No regrets.
>>676204892
>have to
I'd rather have my balls ripped off
shoved down my throat
and choke to death on them
>>676205205
that outburst you just had is called autism. diagnosed or not you have some retard genes. it explains why you get so emotional over something that has no bearing or relevance on your life whatsoever.
i'd rather fuck myself via .45 to the skull
Left is bae, right nigga you gay.
> be me
> Need to pick between two chicks on the internet
> Having trouble picking
> Contact ISIS
> Ask what to do
> Don't understand them
> Use google translate
> Something about "pigs"
> Guess I'll fuck Amy if ISIS says so.
>>676204892
One that doesn't look like a man..so Bailey.
Seriously! Every fucking week the same thread. The same picture. Not even an attempt to try to be original. Op is a fag and I wish I knew them in real life so that I could drive their motherfuckin down syndrome face into the ground. It's people like op who make 4chan a pain to visit sometimes.
>>676204892 Amy any day
Now that this thread has a decent number of contributors, I want to pose a question.
How would one go about working for the Rosthchild's or their new world order?
>right
>left is a dude
>>676205242
She has a penis.
>>676205974
The fuck does random psychology ink tests have to do with this you faggot?
>>676204892
Something is wrong..
37, no idea who either of these creatures is. Left has to be a trap. Right, some lard lover
>>676206444
What random psychology ink tests are you talking about? I seriously want to know.
You also seem to have forgotten the rules.
>>676206343
What?
Bailey has a penis?
>>676205278
underrated
>>676206858
>>676204892
Bailey, errytiem
>>676204892
Would rather be a virgin
Both.
>>676205860
You and I both know that you're a little chicken shit pussy in real life. Most likely you'd get dropped by an 11 year old so cut the act you sissy faggot.
>>676205974
Dedicate the next two years of your life to becoming atractive, work out every single day and eat little of healthy unpalatable shit, use skin products, learn to dress, etc. Unless you´re on the bottom third of the genetic lottery this should be within your reach. Go to gay bars and identify big spenders, be ready to suck a lot of cock... Be careful not to enjoy it or you´ll risk becoming too gay to ever be accepted into respectable society which is a deal breaker.
I´m not joking, this will work as long as you have a front (business or career) to funnel wealth...
>>676205495
Rather be an autist than some faggot in denial.
>>676204892
Amy Schumer is a goddess.
I would stuff my Johnson into every hole she's got!
>>676204993
Idiot they have dicks
>>676206720
Hahaha. How people don't know this is a guy gets me every time. Look at that fucking mug. Also the penis gives it away.
>>676204892
I would do Amy, Bailey is no doubt better at sex but the minor celeb angle turns me on...
>>676205768
So........
this is disgusting
The video too
vagina please
>>676204892
i choose this
http://www.streamboobs.com/sophia_jones/
>>676207763
>How people don't know this is a guy gets me every time. Look at that fucking mug. Also the penis gives it away.
10+ years of 4chan and no pussy. It's desperation.
>>676204892
Wait a minute, why is tranny meet up with Amy schumer?
>>676208058
fucking kek, I thought it was actually her for a second
>>676204892
Amy is disgusting but i love vaginas so, i choose Amy
>>676208058
for some reason after watching the vid i immediately thought of this kek
Left
>>676207246
Ha ha ha. You made my day.
>>676204892
I would fuck Bailey every fucking time, plus I wouldn't mind sucking her feminine cock. No homo.
>>676205729
Top Kek
>>676204892
Here's another picture of them.
>>676205455
I can arrange that for you.
Bailey any day of the week. Hot as fuck.
The cabinets
>>676207625
No, Alexandra Daddario is a Goddess.
Amy here had just ate Heaven's worth of pork. That doesn't make her divine.
That's easy. Bailey so I can suck her cock
>>676209741
Even in the ugly world of trannies he is ugly. T
>>676207767
They both are minor celebs.
In fact, some might argue that Bailey is a more know celebrity than Amy.
>>676204892
Would you fuck a man, or an ugly fat feministy cunt?
Tough call. I choose suicide.
>>676204892
I would like to fuck Bailey while Amy fucks me with a strap-on
>>676208398
Because someone wanted to prove that there are boys that look prettier than some women. Thus, we have Simone who porks next to someone who is pork.
That one.
>>676208610
Your dick would never stop smelling like hickory ham.
How about both?
>>676210976
>Because someone wanted to prove that there are boys that look prettier than some women.
Are gays trying to recruit people or something?
>>676210976
Is a gay thread???
>>676210756
>Tough call.
No, it isn't unless you are a latent fag. She is actually the best you can get for social rejects such as anons.
>>676210694
You're dumb. I'd never touch the trap, yet I still acknowledge that the she/he is attractive.
>>676210504
idk about that site. it said my picture was godlike too lol
this is a ylyl thread now!!!!!!
>>676204892
Can I dress up Schumer as a rabbit? That would actually be hot.
>>676210694
>>676210691
Tara Emory is better.
>>676210964
This is /b/ represented in a post.
If you are dressed as a Nazi and listening to Japanese Eurobeat, this would be the perfect representation of /b/ in a post.
>>676211791
Massive faggot!!!!
>>676211528
No, he is ugly.
>>676204892
Bailey Jay because not only can i fuck her in the ass i can suck her dick too
>>676211441
All threads on /b/ are gay.
And, I never noticed, but I mistyped "gay" and accidentally typed "fat". Amusing coincidence that the keys for those words are next to one another.
Very fitting for the thread.
Amy.
lovely Amy
I would eat her pussy until she got tired of it.
Bet she tastes good .
hmmmmmm
fap time
>>676211084
The only people who would ever smell my dick are other women...
>>676204892
right
>>676211594
Post results or go back to your sissy threads on >>>/gif/
>>676207625
thats been shopped, amy schumer is fatter & flabbier
>>676204892
both. twice. and twice as hard as the last time.
>>676212295
OMFG!!!!!
i'm.....i .........i....... .............. .............
sorry i gonna be an hero now..........
>>676211791
Not really.
I'd rather masturbate
>>676205495
autism doesn't mean retard.
>>676204892
ugly piece of shit on the left, ugly nose and stupid haircut + mental illness. im going with the right one
>>676212834
Yes really.
I mean, both are caked in makeup to hide their obviously masculine features but Emory does bimbo rather well.
>>676212107
I'm sorry, you like the strong rugged type, huh?
>>676212332
Her pussy tastes like hickory ham.
>>676205860
Not everyone spends their entire life on here 24/7
>>676212347
You'd smell it. Everytime you took a shower. Everytime you take a piss. Everytime you touched yourself... Everytime you're curled up crying in bed.
>>676206343
>"She"
This all day
>>676212538
you wanna see a bearded man?
>>676213234
Tell me this isn't better.
>>676212586
She also induces vomiting so there's that.
>>676204892
Seriously the same shitty bait thread.
This is utter faggotry
>>676205974
First get a job as a waiter or caddy at the Jeckyll Island resort
>>676206707
No, that was started by trolls. Same ones who edit those Ben Garrison comics
>>676204892
my life
>>676213870
NO!!!!!
She induces to massive suicides!!!!
>>676213058
You just described Amy Schumer.
>>676212295
>>676209630
terribly underrated
>>676213232
Actually, even without makeup, Bsiley still looks like a girl. Also, she's she doesn't look like a trap, unlike that of your that abomination you posted.
Amy, we all know you created this thread. So sad.
>>676213856
it isn't better
>>676214657
Why does it always make that retarded I have to shit face
>>676214611
Please God Make this reallity!!!!
>>676213856
It's not. By hundreds of times. Even the picture itself makes me able to smell hoe sour that thing is irl. That thing needs to be killed with fire.
>>676213232
dat masculine cock tho
>>676207625
have fun licking the sweat from her rolls of fat
>>676214657
>even without makeup
Are you kidding, there's one picture with zero makeup where you can quite clearly see that he's a man.
>>676215006
If she lost a little weight...
Schumer 98 percent
>>676214874
That's not the "I have to shit face", I understand that people give you this look all the time and you just assume that it means they need to shit. But, really it's people giving you the "why the fuck is this fat shit talking to me" face.
>>676215047
You mean his high school photo? Where he still looks more feminine than 80% of women when they are wearing makeup irl?
>>676204892
It's like "Do you want HIV or cancer??"
fat's riding my dick, dude's licking my toes
>>676210694
jesus fucking christ this thing is hideous never insult bailey again with your horrid opnions
>>676204892
Who the fuck are these cunts?
>>676213232
god fucking damn it this things terrifying
>>676213856
it isn't better anon, infact it is much much worse
>>676204892
So did they fuck each other or what??
>>676215712
Bailey Jay (left) who is a trap that became popular because she/he actually used to lurk /b/.
Amy Schumer (right) is a fat shit.
>>676214611
then keep posting boys
Left. No question.
>>676213382
that to me is a plus point.
>>676209630
Funniest thing I've seen on 4chan in years. Top kek m8, top kek.
>>676213232
Yeah this thing is low even for b standards. Fucking kill it. Bailey is and always will be my only faggot exception.
>>676216115
Would t have been the first time Bailey Jay fucked a man.
>>676215047
god this thing is creepy
>>676208663
Is this how black people swim?
>>676216207
Than a Happy Thanksgiving for you.
>>676204892
Both, at the same time. Creampie right make left eat it then spitroast amy schumer with bailey jay.
>>676216418
heh oh anon you card you
>>676216489
dude yes.
not sticking dixk into juuuuu
>>676204892
Left, of course...
>>676216489
.......... best reply. I'm in.
>>676216132
Thanks man!
>>676216797
Faggot.
Why not both?
>>676205278
>>676209630
My sides are now going on vacation to Pluto.
>>676207445
Listen son
The moment you begin having sex with anything with a penis, is the exact moment you accept your own faggotry and move on with your life. Faggots can also have sex with girls though if they want to. A dick eating queer is probably mangling the asshole of your high school crush right now. And he"s probably bored of it.
>>676216132
>trap that became popular because she/he actually used to lurk /b
When?
>>676216982
Cos I'm not gay.
Just ran this thread by my wife, she chose the one on the left. She didn't like the face of the girl on the left
>>676216830
>dat gif
>>676217035
Back when that thing was known as linetrap.
What's really funny is that tumblr traps have huge fanbases on 4chan (and other chans) despite the chans being notoriously racist and misogynist. I guess it's cos desperation has caught up to them and traps fit into their ideal of a geek gf and they have more chance with traps since anons turn fag quite a lot these days.
Prepare your cocks gentlemen.
>>676217736
She still gross!!!
>>676217926
I need to know the source of those edits. I don't know where to look.
>>676217736
mine has crawled inside of me
>>676217736
Fucking disgusting jesus Christ..
>>676217077
You're posting on 4chan. You're a faggot. Stop living in denial.
>>676217820
>"...this man must be either gay himself or not straight"
>>676218066
4Chan
>>676218083
>>676217820
>>676218119
She's bland and unattractive (ugly is too harsh) but I'd still rather stick my dick in a woman.
>>676218066
Fast and Furious 7
ACHTUNG!!!
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Amy_Schumer
>>676204892
left, as long as it's pre bewbjob cute as fuck bailey
>>676218287
What is that line from ?????????????????????????
>>676218119
>>676218287
yeah i prefer this girl more than the other
>>676218418
I mean the source of gay denial edits.
Can you imagine if they had sex together?
>>676218579
sex or weightlifting
>>676217736
>>676218793
I mean to you before 4Chan
i found this in /b/
>>676218951
>typical 1997 tribal tramp stamp trashttoo
how embarassing
>>676218951
GROOS!!!!!!!!
Anyone have pics of Bailey pre change???
>>676218487
Still looks like a man.
Chick on the right.
Because I'm not gay as shit.
All manlet boys should just go trans like Bailey Jay.
>>676218083
come on, you know you'd fuck her
>>676219106
She looks better from this angle.
>>676219195
Looks he does now just without the wig.
>>676219195
this please
>>676205768
>>676204892
Definitely Bailey...
>>676205729
>>676209348
so ur both 12. MODS
>>676219123
>>676218793
The Internet.
>>676219376
That file name
>>676213856
Seriously bro this is awful
>>676218487
THIS
/thread
>>676219376
Didn't say I wouldn't.
>>676219205
a cute man
>>676215431
Adam's apple? Nice!
>>676219195
>>676219396
Just google "Linetrap" ot "Line Trap".
>>676219730
He does not have the shape of a woman.
>>676219802
Now you're even gayer.
>>676214611
shekked
>>676204892
Bailey Jay. She's in my top 10 girls I want to fuck anyways.
>>676204892
Both, cause I want to cum in a pussy while i get deep fucked by Bailey Jay's throbbing trans cock.
>>676219868
No, she ate that too.
>>676204892
The dick only makes it better B)
>>676204892
If I find a dick down there, I am cutting it off.
>>676204892
I'd eat an ugly girls asshole for a week before I'd fuck a dude - and a mentally ill dude, at that. Y'all need less dick up your asses, fagets.
>>676219777
>>676219698
Guess this is last one i post.
>>676220018
Usually people only have food residue on the top of their tongues when they eat, not on the bottom also.
>>676220159
She clearly has one in that photo. Trap confirmed.
>>676219989
i wasn't denying i was in the first place
i would fuck the girl
>>676204892
>Bailey is hot
>other person is not
difficult choice you roody-poo
>>676220288
Taylor Swift? Wow, she really hasn't been taking care of herself. She's gotten fugly as all sin.
>>676210504
I second this.
>>676204892
I choose the cabinet.
I already want Bailey Jay to do things to me, so that's an easy question op.
Bailey all the way
>>676220753
I wonder if we polled just on 4chan who would they bone Tay-Tay or Baily "a man" Jay, how close the results would be?
>>676215176
>If she lost a little weight...
Then you have an incredibly unfunny, narcissistic third-wave feminist. Enjoy.
>>676204892
myself
I rather get fucked by a man than to fuck that blonde cow. Rumor is: if you even think of fucking amy shoemer you get ebola in your anus.
>>676221224
Glorious Bailey woukd win on /b/ and /d/.
>>676221224
It would be a moot point. While I believe more /b/tards would bang Bailey, those whom are obsessed with Taylor Swift would vote numerous times each for her just to increase her numbers.
>>676219195
>>676221296
You already have all that. She'd just be a little less of a fat shit.
>>676204892
Fucking hell OP, you motherfucker. I would fuck Bailey, I just dont have to look and get her doggystyle.
you guys are crazy, Schumer isn't perfect but she would be a damn good lay
>>676222037
Yeah, either way it's not worth it.
>>676204892
Bailey. No attraction to the other one whatsoever.
>>676213055
is that what your mom tells you?
One on right. Easy. Fags
>>676222032
No make up and still looks hotter than 80% of girls wearing make up.
>>676222215
I admire her squinty little weasel eyes
>>676221296
>feminism
So you'd rather suck a cock?
>>676204892
Left. He's prettier.
>>676222032
>>676222392
If you genuinely believe that...I don't even know what to say...
>>676205442
Unashamed. Kudos anon.
>>676222032
>Bryan Griffin
9/10 fuck them both and chain them up to service my needs forever
>>676222969
Leave it bro. He's got statistics.
>>676222032
Cool, post more boy Bailey.
>>676222674
Just says I'd have to fuck one, nothing about sucking cock. That said, I'd rather fuck the mouth or ass of the somewhat attractive one instead of the unfunny, completely unattractive bitch.
>>676222392
Dude
>>676204892
One in the middle.
>>676223542
ikr? Easily hotter than 90%
>>676223286
>gay misogynistic racist pedo
I'm imagining a pink KKK in the near future.
I am 100% straight, so I'm don't want to fuck a trap. I'm even less into bestiality though.
So I'd rather fuck Bailey Jay than the pig.
>>676204892
I'd suck 100 dicks before I laid a finger on Amy Schumer
>>676223434
Agreed
>>676214657
No. Without make-up, you can clearly see it is a guy.
>>676212834
>>676218487
>>676219730
Am I the only one who liked Bailey better before the tit job?
>>676223434
>it's not sucking
Are you legit pretending that that fucking a man in a dress is not gay? Srsly?
>>676223908
>mfw she wants to make them bigger
>>676208058
that might as well be her. she would look just as bad
>>676223286
>>676215006
Right about her level.
>>676223761
>I am 100% straight
Nope. The number of faggots saying that Schumer is disgusting is insane. She isn't anything to call home about but come on.
>>676224025
>she
>>676223946
No, I'm not. I am choosing that over Amy though.
It helps that Bailey at least looks feminine.
>>676207763
most of the time she doesnt. something about that grey hair brings out her manly features. also thats when she was fat.
but like look at this one: >>676207070
looks just like a girl
>>676204892
Thought that was a pic of Wayne and Garth in the thumbnail, saddened to learn it was not.
>>676224301
Then why did you make a point about not sucking dick as if that made it less gay?
amy used to be much hotter and she wasnt even an SJW activist bitch
she still wasnt that funny, but when I was 14 I'd masturbate to her late night specials on comedy central. she was pretty hot.
>>676224337
When you airbrush the shit out of photos you can achieve that effect. You can see it in jap shemale covers.
>>676217736
That filename. My sides.
>>676224419
Cause I can pretend it's less gay if I'm not performing fellatio. Come on Anon, use your head.
>>676223908
well thats also cause shes gotten a lot older since then. she went from hot teen trap, to hot shemale, to fat balding guy with implants, back to hot shemale
>>676224237
You can question my sexuality all you want. I have never found myself even remotely attracted to a man before.
Amy Schumer legitimately is disgusting. Obviously there are people out there far more hideous, but saying she isn't ugly because some people are more ugly is like saying eating your own shit isn't gross because it's more gross to eat someone elses shit.
Finding a girl who is at best a 4/10 with a horrible personality repulsive doesn't make me gay. lol
>>676224237
not at all. Im not attracted to amy schumer at all. its not like shes a hot girl that just happens to be fat, her face is disgusting, even if she had a hot body
>>676224581
you seem more butthurt about this than actually someone whos just discussing it. are you a closet tranny?
