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Titties aren't attractive. They're just sacs of fat

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Titties aren't attractive. They're just sacs of fat with nipples at the end. Prove me wrong

>inb4 titty fuck
Any sort of rubbing feels good with some lube
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>>676198732
i prefer thighs
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Nicb8m8
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>>676198732
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>>676198732
Yeah yeah whatever OP. No one gives a fuck.

However... Do you have sauce? Is it Bonnie rotten?
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>>676198732
>fat
nope
swollen mutant sweat glands
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>>676198732
Technically people are just gross sacks of fat with a few grotesque protrusions. What's your point? Sacks of fat in the right places are attractive.
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Bonny rotten right?>>676198732
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>>676199014
>>676199041
>>676199235
Not an argument
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>>676199597
Pussies are attractive cause they make your dick feel good
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>>676199847
I'm not here to make an argument or debate, fuck off retard
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>>676198732
they are attractive. i'll prove you wrong by using this simple fact.
>evolution
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>>676198732
You don't get to decide what's attractive to another.
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>>676200199
Larger breasts don't necessarily produce more milk than small titties so the idea of large breasts being reproductively better is invalid
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>>676198732
What the fuck is attractive about anything? What makes anything attractive at all? Nothing. It's completely perspective. Also, we can't prove you wrong because you're a close minded piece of shit who won't give titties a chance.

#maketitsgreatagain
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>>676200159
Fuck you nigger
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>>676200736
See >>676199958
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>>676200777
>>icalledsomeoneaniggeronline

Doesn't make you any less a retarded faggot
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>>676200736
Faces are attractive because certain features are functionally superior (having large tits is not functionally superior)
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>>676201214
Butthurt at 100%
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>>676198732
tits are the reason why i'm not a total faggot

they're awesome
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>>676199958
Seeing titties makes my dick feel good as well. Therefore, op is a fag.
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>>676201489
They're awesome? How so
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>>676198732
>Titties aren't attractive.
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>>676201397
Yeah sure
>>notanargument
>>toogayfortits
>>hurrdurr
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fag
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>>676198732
You're a faggot.
/thread
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>>676198732
OP is gayer than gay.
Would rather fondle big balls than tits.
Prove Me Wrong!
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>>676201600
They shouldn't make your dick feel good is my point. They have no attractive qualities
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>>676198732
They have been overtly fetishized by prudish middle eastern cultures like Christianity
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>>676198732
"lube" jew bastard gtfo
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>>676198732
Is that an Asian Karl Pilkington?
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>>676201849
Here we go, someone with a few brain cells. That's very true
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Op is a fag
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>>676201804
Who are you to decide what should and should not be attractive to other people?
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>>676199235
>>676199823
>black hair
>spider tits
Nope, it's definitely Alexis Texas
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>>676198732
Homo detected.
Gayer than Ryan Seacrest's asshole
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>tits
>literally define the female form
>unattractive

top zoz
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>>676198732
titties are attractive to most people since that is what fed them as an infant. it gave them a comfort of safety.
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>>676201601
big juicy fun bags to play around with

plus stiff nips are nice to suck on
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>>676202139
I'm trying to wake you up inside
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>>676202189
>what is vagina
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>>676201849
>prudish middle eastern cultures like Christianity
Then enter the Far East and their foot fetishes to the level of physical mutilation.
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>>676202201
Strange but possible
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>>676202312
https://youtu.be/czLYl4fM8yk?t=50s

Vid related. My dick feels good when I jack off. Should I be attracted to my hand?
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>>676202470
Yeah, a lot of cultures are fucked up and need to go
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>>676198732
ass>tits
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Why do you humor this closet paedophile?
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>>676198732
>Titties aren't attractive.

Nigga, are you for real? What the fuck are you trying to say?
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>>676202730
Nigger detected
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>>676202361
>a hole contributes to a body's form

are you retarded?
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>>676202546
Yes
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OP is literally a fag
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>you will never be an adorable old asian man that cute naked girls smile at

why live?
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>>676200507

If you think that milk production is the only mechanism by which larger breasts will be selected for you're a complete fucking moron.

It's not even worth debating you, because you're both a troll and aspie faggot retard.
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>>676200736
obviously it's subjective, it's not like your dog goes around staring at women's tits
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>>676198732
is this a real video? if its a video can someone pass me the sauce? I know its bonnie rotten
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>>676202882
I was thinking more the abscence of a bulge
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>>676198732
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>>676202972
Name something else then retard
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http://www.sciencedump.com/content/new-theory-finally-explains-why-men-love-breasts%20

read this

breasts actually secrete oxytocin that make us feel good. They're also erogenous zones, and only a faggot wouldnt like some foreplay

I still prefer ass but there's your explanation
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>>676203283
what if they all farted at once?
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>>676202812
i'm as white as they come, pal
just ask my dad
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>>676203169
https://vimeo.com/160106226/comments
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here a link to support you http://imgur.com/gallery/QRZLd
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>>676203856
Ha bonnie rotten. I'm good... Kinda sad i know a hard core porn actress because of het tit tats
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>>676198732
true, but this might change your perspective
http://www.streamboobs.com/sophia_jones/
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They're attractive because they've been fetishized through our culture. Look at tribes where women never wear shirts, you don't see everyone walking around erect all the time. If it wasn't presented as such a sexy taboo then I'm sure we wouldn't view them as sexually attractive at all.
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>>676204101
That was kind of beautiful
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>>676203547
This is good point
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>>676203856
you are a saint you magnificent bastard
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>>676204217
You were suppose to make him LIKE them. Not justify his dislike of tits
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>>676198732
I love tits, especially big tits.
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public naked on train go to
tubegloria. com
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>>676198732
They are how children have been raised, one step in the creation of new life and the last step where a child literally feeds on it's mother. There is some beauty in what they represent for humanity?
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>>676204217
Now THAT'S a deepthroat
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>>676199958
i don't find vags attractive, are kinda gross tbh. I'm not gay btw
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>>676204217
You know I wasn't expecting much from a site called streamboobs, but thats just a fucking awful pair
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>>676204864
understandable
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>>676198732
Tits are nice, pussys are the nasty part of a girl.
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>>676198732
OP, you either a faggot or a pedo.
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>>676198732
>implying sacs of fat aren't attractive
Stop fatshaming shitlord
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>>676205311
Dubs of truth
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>>676198732
do you prefer traps. This is natural in your progression. Come to the dark side
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>>676205421
Kek
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>>676198732
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>>676206087
No dicks for me
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>>676204864
you're not gay, you're twelve
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>>676205311
Even fags love boobs
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>>676198732
Your argument is only valid if you're an ass man.
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>>676206438
sure snon, whatever you say, enjoy your (you)
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>>676202730
asses are just tits without nipples
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>>676207044
This whole fucking sentence
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>>676203586
Jap home made wwII gas chamber.
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>>676207366
What's the problem snon?
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>>676207358
i get what you're trying to say, but while tits are bags of glands and fat, asses are muscle, both firm and soft
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>>676207358
Asses indicate wide birthing hips
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They signal a female ready to breed and fill your spawn with nutrition, ensuring they grow, multiply and dominate the universe - what's not to like
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but does a flat chest look better?
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>>676198732

ya dun GOOFD
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>>676198732
Humans aren't attractive. They're just sacks of flesh with brains at the end. Prove me wrong.
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>>676198732
you love wrinkly old man balls. and?
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>>676203447
It's theorized that men sexually selected this feature because they were nice to look at while fucking. Something to do with the act of walking and being bipedal and the evolution to fucking in the missionary position
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>>676198732
gay virgin
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>>676209178
>what is vagina
>what is the instinct to reproduce
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>>676209625
But why are they nice to look at?
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>>676209625
no its theorized that men like boobs because they used to be a source of nourishment as a child. everyone wants thier girl t obe a loving mother to their children and big tits help that.
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>>676210229
>mfw when this guy went full retard
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>>676198732
Don't worry dude, some bitches these days have penises too.
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>>676210555
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2010/may/14/breast-size-evolution
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>>676210559
Doesn't matter if you have boobs as long as the milk glands work so the fat sacs have no benefits
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>>676198732
Yeah fuck titties

fuck em right in the pussy
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This thread degenerated to full metal retard in no time.
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>>676211066
there are many theory's about nice tits and ass open your mind gibbon boy.
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>>676198732
Fuck off with you shit tier threads
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