OK /b/, you know the drill: >what was it >exactly how
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OK /b/, you know the drill:
>what was it
>exactly how fucked are you
>inb4 pussy, dick, your mom, etc.
KALE MOTHER FUCKER
I know the dryl
Fruit loops with milk.
Fuck.
>>676184199
Beef and Bean Burrito and a Protein/Amino Acid Shake.
Vitamin deficiency is going to be a bitch.
>>676184199
Granola with yogurt and a cup of coffee.
Not bad.
Pickled egg
chickpeas with rice and chorizo
spicy chicken and bean burrito from carl's jr. Don't forget the water cup
Omelette and peaches
Crème brûlée
Could be worse.
>>676184751
you sound like puertoriccan
Hell yeah
>>676184808
Lim
Salmon filet garlic cous cous and broccoli. I'm set faggots
Peanut M&Ms....I think I might be able to stay alive for awhile
Bread
ok
2 junior chickens, 2 apple pies, 1 large creme egg mcflurry,
>>676184199
Hot cross buns. Pretty fucked.
>>676184199
I had Dominos pizza
>>676184199
>pepperoni pizza
It will be a short, but delicious, life I live
>>676185038
what the fuck anon, i just ate the same thing
Stew
could be worse
>>676184959
I'm Spanish. Saludos!
Tradition baguette, living in paris, not that fucked
Anchovies and Crackers.
>>676184199
Tacos. Considering that I am Chicano I find this pairing ideal.
>>676184199
Spicy stir fried chicken with garlic, broccoli, onions, orange bell pepper, carrots and mushrooms with is side of sprouted brown rice.
I can live with that.
>>676184199
Turkish delight. From Hezbollah-land, of all places. Aloha Snackbaaaaaaaar!
Cheesecake.
Ohhhhh yeahhhhhhh
>>676185229
No fuckin way. /b/ros for lyfe nigger
i had honey bunches of oats with 1% organic milk
>>676185053
kek i give you 5 years
Cut up chicken fried with rice, and onion. With a miso soup type sauce.
I'll be fine with that.
Aspic.
God damn it, I can't eat meat jello forever.
>potato gems
Uh. Hmm.
If I had to choose something... It would probably be some form of pasta and sauce.
strawberries
>>676185237
I think you might be the only one who will live until the end of the year.
I had tortilla chips, start playing the trumpets
Stuffed chicken Marsala and truffle mashed potatoes.
I'm dead already
>>676185561
Rip anon
Oh come on can we do this thread a little later? I'm about to sit down to:
>spiral ham
>baked stuffed shrimp
>cheesy broccoli casseroles
>beer
Butttt I haven't eaten yet, soooo...
>Reese's peanut butter eggs
>>676185429
That sounds disgusting
Yeahhhh I'm pretty fucked.
Peeps!
Lamb gyro, fries, root beer, and weed. Major sice.
Steak and eggs
Not that fucked
>>676185603
Either way Rip. Heart attack or diabetus
A bowl of nails. Without any milk.
Ham.
I'm fine with that
>>676184751
español y pobre debes ser para comer esa puta mierda hamijo
5 McDonalds Burgers
White chocolate Reeses eggs
garlic bread
>>676185622
It's an Eastern European thing we eat around Easter and Christmas, some shit to do with tradition. I personally like it, just not more than twice a year. It basically has the texture of jello and taste like pork/chicken broth, and has chunks of egg and pork in it.
>>676184582
enjoy scurvy
>>676185985
I could dig it. Looks like a jolly good time
>>676184199
peanut butter jelly sandwich... not that fucked tbh
>>676185429
Ayyyy that shit is yummy
>>676184199
McDonalds filet-o-fish large combo. I be fucked.
Didn't eat my gum so I'm gonna say cake ... It's been fun knowing everyone
>>676184582
Scurvy dooug
ate: chocolate
drank: minttu peppermint
can't live on this...
tuna sandwich. my breath will never be the same.
Chicken and steamed vegetables
I think I'll be alright
Tiramisu...I ate so much today that I'm already sick of it
>>676184199
Damn I have to eat op mothers pussy all the time... The fish and ass smell is going to give me bad breath
Pozole, I think it's alright before I die
Chocolate milk
I'm fucked.
Turkey, onion, kidney beans and rice with diced tomatoes and a side of baby carrots.
>>676186284
Lol byebye anon
>>676184199
burger with tater tots fuck yeah!
>>676186428
You're gonna make it, hear that everyone?!
Anon's gonna make it!!
>>676184199
That Looks like tripe with mushrooms and onions and gravy. Congestive heart failure on a plate
Donuts
Cheetohs
Strawberry waffles with Vermont maple syrup. Not to shabby.
>>676186838
Shit dude, I had that before my tortilla chips
Gald I'm not in your boat tbh
>>676184581
Dude yesterday i ate my first burrito, it's fucking awful mate. That shit nasty yo. Bunch of black beans n shit
>>676186855
Checked. And rip
>>676186844
Later fag
Un croissant.
>>676187022
I had that before my donuts
Glad I'm not in any of your boats tbh
hard boiled easter eggs. could be worse I guess
well shit.
i guess it was a bad day to fuck up my breakfast.
>lemonade and wheaties
burgers, ill die of malnutrition.
>>676187253
Nope, later
>>676186972
Waffles are delish /b/ro
>>676184199
Sushi not mad at all
>>676185689
>last thing you ate
>weed
>>676184199
Pizza, get rekt son.
>>676184199
>7-11 Pizza
I guess I'll be alright. It's the pepperoni kind so it has protein
>>676184199
A very good selfmade omelette with onions and proscutto
just had a chicken sandwich and homemade curly fries. it's looking good over here
>>676184199
Smoked salmon, leek, and goat cheese scramble with hash browns and rye toast. Also lots of coffee. It also came with an orange wedge, thankfully. Gotta have those vitamins if I'm eating this shit for the rest of my life.
>>676184199
Hot pockets philly steak
Not bad
>>676187465
yeah dude, edibles
Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Diabetus has never been so good.
One of these on a pice of sourdough bread with mayo and sweet hot mustard
Looks like I'm gonna get fat
>>676184199
>Whataburger's double meat burger with bacon and cheese with fries, tea, and spicy ketchup.
Life is good.
Fiber One bar....ehh not too bad
>>676184199
Chicken, brocolli, rice and sweet potatoes. I think I'll be alright.
Lettuce.
>>676184199
Strawberries, Dried sausage, nuts, red bull and chocolate.
Ham and cheese omelet! Fuck yea
>>676184199
a Nathan's hotdog with mustard and diced onion
>>676188211
Lose the Red Bull and eat the chocolate in moderation and this really isn't terrible. You'd be way better off with something green though.
>>676184199
Full English Breakfast... I might be able to make it with cardio.
>>676184199
kebab
>>676184199
Shawarma
>>676188971
Jealous Amerifat reporting. Bong breakfast is best breakfast.
>>676186095
What about the milk
I ate hutspot. Which is mashed potatoes, mashed carrots with gravy. And smoked sausage.
It's tasty and healthy, but I'm sure I'd get fed up with it within a week.
But you can do a lot with the individual ingredients.
>>676189257
I think it also contained small bits of onion.
>>676185038
Enjoy high mercury concentration.
>>676189257
nu je bek houden NU
>>676189538
I'll live longer than most of these niggers
>>676189642
Krijg de kanker
>>676184199
>cheeseburgers all day every day
fuck yes.
>>676189127
Yeah life is pretty good, apart from all the fucking taxes shafting us from the government seriously half of us want ISIS to beat the shit out of the south, fuck those southern cunts.
>>676186960
There's no way that burritos are bad man. It must have just been that one.
>>676190111
Trips of truth
>>676184199
Can't believe no one's posted this yet
>>676191727
i would have, but this board frowns on bestiality
>>676191997
>/b/ frowns on bestiality
Kek good one. Since when?
>>676191997
#1 - that is fine poozal, son
#2 - this board encourages bestiality, so what you talkin about?
>>676192374
>>676192455
bitch please, i've been banned 3 times for posting dog poon
>>676184199
Grilled cheese sandwich for life.
boyfriend's cum
Fruity Pebbles
I think I'm good for a while.
Peanuts
Easter eggs and chocolate bunnies. Fucking A!!
potatoes, thank god
>>676185289
What the fuck are you, a sailor?
>>676184199
pb and j, pretty balanced i guess
Ham, pommes anna, wheat rolls, spinach salad and roasted asparagus. I'll be ok.
not that fucked, i ate a ''fatty''.
it's fking delicious but after 2 weeks i have diabetes and i will die.
>inb4 pic is related and yes that is mine
>ctrl+f
>no "tendies"
come on guys, are you low on GBP's or something?
A McChicken with a hashbrown on it and a Monster Import. Fuk.
homemade bread with butter
Hot dog in bread with sauerkraut.
Only this for a year? Then I'm fucked as hell.
>>676184199
boyfriend came on a hot cross bun.
>>676184199
I've always imagined I'd be dying an early, chocolate-related death.
>>676184199
Pepperoni Pizza with cheeze.
>>676184199
Deviled eggs
Good god someone end this nightmare
>>676184199
McDonalds... fuck. I just really needed something to take my pills with.
>>676184751
Chorizo will get you after a while. Dried sausage like that can rek your digestive system
>>676184199
Your mum's p*ssy.
>>676198943
Your dad's dick
>>676198943
>>676184199
a couple of cashews
this is ok I guess
>>676184199
marshmellow mateys
Just had a fuckload of different sushi and hot sake.
I'm OK with it.
Oameal with butter, salt, maple syrup, peanut butter and banana slices.
>>676184199
I had elk steak and boiled eggs.... I guess I'm okay if I never need carbs ever again... or if I want to die due to high cholesterol complications.
>>676199998
Poorfag, that's why you can't get quints either.
butter
Chili. Pretty good.
>>676200001
>>676199998
so close
>>676184199
Waffles with bacon gravy. I suppose I don't care about dying young. Feels ok, man.
Brie, Ham, peanut butter and Tabaco sauce sandwich. Fuggin Win!
number 10 mcdonalds breakfast. the real fattys should catch my drift.
>>676184199
Chocolate eggs
>inb4 12, I buy them every easter because I'm alone
>>676184199
fried chicken
guess i'm a nigger
>>676184418
hehuhehuhehu
350MG every night
come at me fuckers
Dayum. My homemade segedin goulash (sort of thick stew with sauerkraut, pork, onions and paprika, littlebit spicy), littlebit warm with sourbread. I could live on this stuff forever. Literally. This stuff is packed with proteins, carbs, vitamins (especially C, so I won't get scurvy). I think I won this one
Ribs and ice cream. Nice.
>>676184199
at first i thought i got lucky and was like "yeah bitches, fucking taco bell last" but i actually had a pack of blueberry/maple pancake flavored crackers. so...crackers...sweet crackers at that.
Pepperoni ham bacon and black olive pizza with bbq sauce and cheese stuffed crust ftw
Steak, fries, mushrooms, tomatoes and peas with a fruit salad.
I win
Nutsssss.....
>>676201583
>sauerkraut
europoor detected
>>676201833
>bbq sauce
On pizza.
You fucking monster
>>676185112
You're definitely British. If not I now know that other country's eat hot cross buns too.
>>676184199
beans, corn and peas
>york peppermint patties
I could live with that
>>676202215
expand your horizons, anon. its good.
>>676202215
A monster with great taste
Sweet hickory too try it anon
Fall in love
Cold bolognese with a cold roast potato and a cup of tea.
>>676184199
Zolpidem
Alright, cool.
Pizza aww yea
>>676184199
Fuckin applejacks all day!
potatoes without any spices on them
fuck me
>>676202744
inb4 martian
Just got back from a movie. Popcorn... Im fucked. BTW Dawn of justice sucked dick.
>>676184199
Tortilla chips and bean dip. I can live with that
>>676184199
Had Brussel sprouts for lunch but ate some shrooms about a half hour ago so the rest of my life is going to be pretty interesting for a while then a nightmare as my body dies slowly while I'm tripping
>>676202744
>>676185237
Lucky bastard you'll do well
>>676184199
grilled chicken mashed potatoes broccoli and hawaiin rolls
ill take it
Burger King,
Original Chicken Sandwich, Fries, Fanta.
>>676184199
Vegetables soup ... It could be worse
>>676186596
You can live off of milk as long as you aren't lactose intolerant like I am, there's protein fat and carbs, it won't be healthy but you'll live
lentil stew
it's okay
>>676184199
Well I just ate Easter dinner so go me.
> Honey brown sugar glazed ham
> Green beans
> Potatoes au gratin
Yeah I'm golden.
>>676185429
>aspic
>a spic
Enjoying your cannibal jello?
>>676203523
Looks like dog food actually
>>676185289
Damn now I'm hungry for some would love kippers on toast
>>676184199
Cinnamon Rolls, i'm good with that. The diabetes will kill me though.
your moms pussydick
>>676204064
With liberty mutual you can get you're diabeetus testin supplies derrrvwrd straight ter yer dur
>>676184199
Soylent... not much of a change...
>>676184199
Bacon's, eggs, sausages, and for some reason taters...not bad.
>>676204443
>Liberty Mutual commercial comes on right as I'm reading this
Fuckin ads are getting more aggressive these days.
>>676204443
kek, 1 off from quads mate.
>>676203824
i admit it doesn't look too good
at least it's homemade and help me rip the loudest ass winds
Just a regular burger from The Big Biscuit. I get quite the heartburn from just one. Well fuck.
steamed broccoli with garlic in a white sauce. Nutrition is acceptable, and I like broccoli, but my breath will stink forever and the white sauce will line my arteries and kill me prematurely (its very fatty)
>>676198508
Nice
Tim Horton's muffins, probably 95% sugar, and water. Thoroughly Fucked
>>676185700
Relatively fucked
Fuck, just came in my mouth.
Corn huh. I guess I Could live with that.
>>676184199
>honeybaked ham and macaroni and cheese
i'll live
>>676189538
High mercury from salmon?
What are you smoking nigger?
>>676184199
Tartar steak. Raw beef. Well, it could be worse.
>>676184199
Pussy. I'll starve. But I'll die happy.
>>676184199
beef and broccoli with rice
I'm going to have the bowel movements of a god.
