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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
hi /b/
>>676159241
tits or fuck off
>>676159241
TITS OR GTFO
Sage in all fucking fields.
>>676159304
Why didn't you sage, you fucking idiot?
>>676159304
What he said
>>676159241
tits or gtfo
>>676159241
>Monday
>Really boring at school
>Doing calculus
>EndMe.jpeg
>Bell Rings
> oh fuck yes
> history
> 2 8/10 chicks
> Sit near both of them
> Plans on asking one of them out
> Oh niggerballs
> the taco bell I had for lunch is striking back
> OhFuckNigger.pdf
> Farts
> 723 decibels
>Windows bust
> Phone screens bust
>Teachers computer monitor fucking SHATTERS
>TheStench.bit
>Run out of classroom
>Jump from 4th floor to 3rd floor
>Almost dead
>Gathers strength to get up and look down to the 2nd floor
>Ghost of Billy Mays comes out of the wall
>But wait, there's more!
>Billy returns to human form
>Drops me down
>Dead
I fell down the red stairwell, which had red walls. The red was fading, but Billy repainted it with my blood. Billy Mays became a ghost.
>Is a ghost
>goes home
>I hear of a new website being created
Tumblr<
>Haunts Tumblr
>SJWs
>Furries
>Emos
>Feminists
>Fags
>Leftists galore
And that is how Tumblr became what Obi-Wan Kenobi would call "the most wretched hive of scum and villainy"
>>676159358
cuz u dont get heaven no more fgt
Put your mother's clothes back you fucking faggot. I wish all trap/mental illness freaks would seriously kill themselves.
>>676159358
because it's pointless
>>676159440
your mother wears japanese school uniforms? thats nice.
not calling trap but calling weeb
scot chan?
Hot, lets see your feet
>>676159442
>>676159433
Why is it pointless? It still prevents bumping the thread, you fucking idiots.>>676159433
>>676159433
... that's not the point of sage
>>676159846
>sage
>some newfag comes in and bumps it anyways
>>676159846
why not bump the thread. no one ever posts full on tits wit the OP picture faggot
>>676159893
yes it is
>>676159893
keep bumping the bread m8.
>>676159934
>not realising it's that way of thinking that makes it not work
This is like voters. "I don't matter, so I'm not gonna bump".
"Sage don't work since others don't sage, so I'm not gonna sage".
>>676159997
yes they do you fucking retard
>>676160078
just let it go anon
>>676160191
And this is how Trump gets voted for president.
gardenofedith whats up
>>676160191
and what the fucks wrong with a bit of patience
I'll post tits in a minute but tbh I prefer other things as they're kinda shit as boobs go
>>676160307
that name means nothing to me
>>676160343
Post an ass pic if you don't wanna do tits
Timestap tits or gtfo
>>676159241
>>676160343
you're fucking hot
moar plx
>>676160343
can you wear nothing but that skirt and give me a peek
shit would be so hot
>>676160248
>implying that's bad
 >>>/Reddit/
>>676160343
>and what the fucks wrong with a bit of patience
it's against the rules
AFTER tits, we will converse
You are SUPPOSED to be in /SOC and you fucking well know it. You BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF
> b/ros will crucify you
>>676159241
>>676160528
lol rules. fuck your rules. I timestamp to at least draw people into the thread. There was no suggestion I was never going to post tits. no need to get all pissy about your so called rules
now derailing this thread
op is a faggot
>>676160566
1 more thing:I know Reagan's number, and he can call the webhead
Where them tits at pretty gyal, how old are you?
>>676160706
tits...
>>676160706
don't talk to me without your tits hanging out you bitch ass spider
It's an obvious trap. No tits to see here...
>>676160706
VERY WELL THEN......Ron, I need a favor please
PUT AN ICE CUBE IN YOUR ASS, FILM IT, UPLOAD HERE!!!
>>676160851
nigger
>>676160851
>>676160888
trips confirm. i don't have any Spidey though
>>676160566
I don't like soc. threads stick around too long. I don't have the commitment. I think i can take it honestly. I've only been coming here about 10 years
>>676160343
post belly
>>676160888
TRIPS COMMANDS IT
>>676160343
Looks an awful lot like Michael Steele
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUHduI9WRpc
>>676160888
>>676160970
JUST SHOW US YOUR TITS ALREADY
I dont want to see your tits but what hair products do you use?
>>676160962
Crabgot
>>676159241
you look like one of josef fritzl's daughters
>>676160706
i am enjoying watching you angering the faggots
pls continue
>>676160851
NIGGER
>>676161022
this nigga
b/ros don't forget to sage
>>676160970
i have an ass too slut. post your tits
>>676160888
Also, checked
>>676160970
Nice, sharpie in pooper?
>>676160970
Tits you fucking bitch, tits and pussy. That has to be confirmed.
>>676160970
>>676161022
Just morrocan oil, coconut oil and silicone free shampoo. I have no routine. I don't even wash it much
>>676159241
Hi again
I remebered you
And you are more beautiful
>>676161019
Tbh i like her ass
This situation calls for the rare 9x Spidey
ass looks nice OP
>>676161210
It's pretty nice for a white girl
>>676161153
>I don't even wash it much
>kek
Abandon, nasty bitch.
>>676160970
More.
>>676160970
show dick
>>676160980
problem with tits is this top is tight and hard to get off.. also they're saggy. Don't say I never warned anyone
OP done fucked up, bad
> comin inta /b with that fucked up shit
>>676161153
Too much oil just stick to the coconut oil and it'll be fine
good taste in hair products Op
>>676160970
More ASS! and spread em cheeks
>>676160970
nice ass, what can be seen of it
many things i want to do with you and your body, op
>>676161319
I know whats good for it. hair isn't meant to be washed more than 2 times a week. I obviously still shower. You don't know anything do you
>>676159241
do you have a kik?
>>676161319
Most girls don't wash their hair much. It's better for their hair and their bodies don't build up as much sweat and grime as males do.
>>676161352
you're almost there..
>>676161352
Saggy tits are best tits
>>676161352
what about cunt?
Call this nigger a jiggaboo and get 500USD! ^
>>676160970
Nice ass OP
>>676161352
abandon thread it's a trap
>>676160970
>>676161352
Just show them already
It's a trap you faggots...
>>676161512
>>676161515
>>676161352
Just show us!
>>676161452
I want a bike.
>>676161452
Can I haBe some dank ass Lego for christams pls Satna? :)
>>676161407
Oh I don't use both at the same time or anything. coconut for a weekly treatment and a bit of morrocan every time I wash it. Its taken a long time to get this long so its old and a bit dry. oil is only a good thing for it
>>676161352
What is that orange thing in the left upper corner? Is it what I think it is?
>>676159241
>>676160343
>>676160970
>>676161352
THE RULE IS TITS OR GTFO! SO STOP WASTING OUR TIME!
Op how have you not posted tits yet
If you post tits I'll post my dick cumming on a printout no your tits for you.
>>676161625
top kek, good eyes you got there anon
OP is both a TRAP and a FAG
>>676161625
> Bad Dragon Dildo
> keksimus maximus
>>676161753
No u
>>676161625
Looks like an owl statue
>>676161706
you're the biggest fag here.. gtfo
>>676161753
>>676159241
>>676161559
nah ur a trap faggot
tits or gtfo
>>676161198
keep going by the way. I don't at all mind spidey in my threads. I love it in fact
>>676161625
Looks like an owl statue to me
She's a cam WHORE who just wants ATTENTION
>>676161861
YUM
You're nice OP, please post more, don't mind the beta faggots
>>676161753
>>676161861
beautiful
>>676161861
Yes!
Now, undo your bra. Pleeeeeease.
>>676161861
dank
>>676161352
You need to get completely naked and then we will decide your fate
>>676161861
nice tits, nice everything so far
>>676161861
Take off that bra mylady
please
>>676161861
dont take it off just pull it down
>>676161352
>>676161452
>>676161680
>>676161776
Anon that spotted the supposed dildo in the left corner, stuff it in pooper or pussy and post pic, otherwise since many traps use that shit, you are the one as well.
>>676161861
no bra plox
So like, real question.
How the fuck does a guy get with a girl like you?
>>676161861
OP be the mother of my children, I promise to bring home much shekels
>>676161861
>>676161542
She is not a trap
Its the 4th saga o more...
Dont post shit pls
>>676161625
No no its not bad dragon. it's a candle shaped like an owl. and no it won't fit up my butt. I have tried
>>676161861
you have a kik or snapchat beautiful?
>>676162026
follow the two rules.
>>676161615
If its still dry I suggest using a bit more coconut oil it'll get rid of that dryness but dont over do it
its a dude bros
>>676159241
cycki albo wypierdalaj
>>676161352
You faggots are retarded. That is obviously a man.
>>676161861
Take off the bra. I want to see them sag like sad little titties swaying in the breeze. Why so sad little titty? It's ok if you sag. Ain't no shame in it. Ain't no shame at all.
>>676162081
Up the pussy, it will. Do it
And don't forget nokosage
>>676162081
Haha, nice.
>>676162081
it's been half an hour. post your damn tits
>>676162058
yup. I'm surprised more people don't remember her. More ass btw qt
>>676162026
Leave your basement
Honestly if this bitch uses a dragon dildo then that pussy if probably loose as fuck
>>676160439
This
>>676160970
OP are you from middle, east europe, balkans ? Cause your room pretty much like from there
>bony elbows
>manhands
>man's torso
It's a boy!
>>676162286
you ignoring the boobs?
>>676159395
This has been on almost every thread made today. Kys
>>676161861
Why do you have a sheet of butterflies?
>>676162081
srsly half an hour you dumb attention whore. post tits or gtfo its THAT simple. sage in every dimensional field there is
You're beautiful. I'd tie you up in a chamber and fuck you until you bleed any day.
>>676162230
no one remembers because she's barely average
>>676162370
are you new?
>>676160845
Underrated post.
>>676162370
Shut up nigger, traps have the most convincing tits.
OP let me knock you up, it'll be fun
>>676162370
>>676162081
I'm fucking starving. What should I have for lunch?
>>676162370
Traps have boobs and look more female then her
>Example 1
>>676162230
They are childhood (spiderman and other)
I dont have the other pics now
But stupids virgins
>>676162507
>>676162513
>follows camwhores around on 4chan
>calls others virgins
you can't make this shit up
>>676162426
>>676162446
>>676162488
>cant tell real from fake
>>676162507
>example
>doesnt show boobs
yeah ok
and ones bigger. I enjoy making threads but I don't particularly enjoy them being insulted. its whatever though
>>676161352
You need to slip into something less ugly and retake that shit. That uniform is weighing your sexy body down.
-requester.
>>676162507
>>676162571
>>676162618
i love them!
>>676162618
Yay 4 BOOBs!
>>676162244
I don't. because it's a candle/ I've only had sex twice. anyway sex does not alter how loose a vagina is in general. we can squeeze out a whole baby. I don't think your pathetic dicks are going to do much
>>676162618
Noic boobs
>>676162618
UNDERWHELMING
>>676162627
stop posting traps u fucking faggot
>>676162618
With belly kthx.
>>676162618
Ok now the pusspuss sweetheart, spread those lips
>>676162618
yea sage
>>676162618
gross
>>676162618
please op go and find a boyfriend, just bang the fuck outta him. also thanks for delivering.
>>676162618
Pussy?
>>676162618
NOW SHOW US YOUR DICK
lets see your pussy
>>676162675
Triggered
>>676162618
Those will be slapping against your knees by 35 kek
timestamp on tits
>>676162618
They're good breasts, thanks OP, sorry about the faggotry and cock antics.
>>676162618
Challenge mode : timestamp an outer pussy lip
Keep it up OP
>>676162618
thx for tits
>>676162618
they look like real boobs to me. seen better. seen worse.. I wouldn't let it get you down
>>676162618
Now draw a large smile on your belly.
- requestor
>>676162802
Kek
>>676162736
>thanks for delivering
you idiot you wont fuck her. It's being half an hour of teasing and she delivers 2 saggy melons what the fuck are you exactly thanking her for?
>>676162618
you weren't kidding they are awful
>>676162618
Now bend over and show those holes you stupid slut
>>676162802
Fucking hell
>>676162618
Yeah lemme see that pussy
>>676162627
Do you have more ?
Yez lets see your pussy. I like you.
>>676162618
Nice deliver.
100% positive this is a trap
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OWL IN PUSSY PICTURE THAT I REQUESTED?? Wtf is this arrogance
>>676162870
why do you give two shits if he thanks for showing tits?
>>676162931
I guess a pussy shot is needed...
Now we come to the greatest question of all femanon threads, does it have a dick?
Thanks op
>>676163013
it does
>>676162618
you're really fucking hot op
>>676162905
>>676161210
fuck off randy
>>676162870
You seem pretty butthurt about some basic human appreciation; did your father touch you as a kid or something for thanking a stranger or something?
>>676162618
nice rack
>>676162974
It won't fit. gtfo
>>676162931
YES OP, SHOW US YOUR DICK SO WE CAN HAVE A GOOD LAUGH
>>676162980
cause we are slowly turning into 9gag. whatever bitch posts sth smn says stuff lie "oh my god you are beautiful" "oh i like you". We have to defend the forum
>>676163080
u r so sexy op , show us more <3
If she has a dick I will go impregnate here immediately, where you at op, u want my huge 9inch cok in ur boipucci?
>>676163080
Shave it
3/10
>>676163080
Yay. X
>>676162974
>WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OWL IN PUSSY PICTURE THAT I REQUESTED??
I come to /b/, to read sentences like these. This is poetry, man. Poetry.
OP how bout one bent over with sread cheeks
>>676163080
Her or not i want more
>>676163080
Nice
>>676163080
I said to bend over you stupid bitch. I want to see that snatch and asshole.>>676162876
>>676162618
State your business femanon
>>676163080
ginge? I like
2 fingers op!!
>>676163080
how often do you shave?
>>676162802
post the tits
>>676162426
>>676162446
>>676162488
>>676162507
jesus christ fucking virgin overload
>>676163080
Thats a pussy
>>676163080
Fake, used to be a dick.
>>676160343
>>676160343
girl i fuck your brains out..
>>676163080
Noiceeee lie down and open the now fam
no kik or snapchat love?
>>676163080
Stuff something in it
Only chick who's photos I've saved in awhile
>>676163321
fag
>>676163080
10/10 IGN
>>676163080
>>676163080
Now spread'em
>>676159241
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT UGLY BITCH. FUCKING END IT ALL YOU JEW!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>676163080
just SPREAD IT
Have you tried anal yet, OP?
To bad it used to be a guy and converted to a girl.. Like come the fuck on :/ look at that pussy :(
I'M AN ATHEIST, WHAT I DONT SEE I DONT BELIEVE. THE OWL IN THE PUSSY IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN PROVE THAT THIS IS A FEMALE GENITALIA!
More ass op :-)
>>676160970
>10 years
Since you were 8?
>>676163421
>wen the b8 2 week
>>676162618
>>676163080
Absolutely disgusting
>>676163421
Read thread first please
>>676163448
Do it.
>>676163178
No thanks. I'm not an 8 year old. shaving is expensive, leads to rash, ingrown hairs and ugly stubble after a few days. why the fuck would I.
>>676163421
>>676162618
8/10 would bang
>>676163080
SPREAD
>>676163080
>>676163080
THAT
>>676163495
im on here since i was 11. im 20 now, so theres that
>>676163080
PUSSY
>>676163566
omg I can't stop laughing, I can just imagine the sound it makes *bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*
>>676162618
beautiful tits
>>676163129
One would venture that your 'abilities' as a shrink
Are in direct proportion to the insufficiencies of your dink
>>676163558
looks like a cheeseburger made of play-dough and rug hair
abandon fucking thread
>>676163080
can you put something in it. Pls
>>676163558
who's taking these photos
>>676163558
Any vÃdeo?
>>676163080
How do you feel knowing that strangers over the internet are right now masturbating to you?
>>676163558
das it
im in love
>>676163080
>>676163558
I would fuck you silly, op gril
you like cum inside your pussy?
>>676163249
Not too often. I like it smooth sometimes but its too much effort and completely pointless for every day especially as no one sees it. you have to grow it out a little to get a decent shave also
>>676163558
You want me to fuck your brains out? Leave me your email and we can work something out ;)
>>676163558
nice ass
>>676163558
im still not convinced. Might still be trap.
>>676162618
you've got amazing tits. would love to suck on em all day. spread those legs for us. let us really see that pretty pussy!
>>676163558
Spread it you dumb slut
>>676163523
i did im just a fucking fag
>>676163663
its 2016 we have self timer
>>676163636
>the sound it makes
you're familiar with Slowpoke, right?
right?
>>676163351
hi scottie. nice to see you again.
have a good day.
When did you last have sex?
>>676163682
get to work on it.
>>676163558
Pull them cheeks apart
Where are you from?
>>676163651
>>676159241
share kik or something if u wanna party
>>676163558
this same position with everything spread open
>>676163770
That's totally me while getting up in the morning
>>676163558
Would You mind of I slide me dock in your holy wetness
>>676163701
nah I don't have sex with anyone from the internet. In fact i dont have sex in general
Spread and show asshole
Lets have a close up of the bum hole.
write tits or pussy "wns" thanks
>>676163080
ew fucking gross, 2/10
>>676159241
Op do you have a kik?
>>676163663. Thinking the same
spread it like cheese
>>676163865
We can get to know each other then, and see where it leads to, you wanna live wild or what
ever had a bf op? you look sad
>>676163865
Got any toys
>>676163754
haha..my grandpa´s old camera had self timer already
>>676163558
i have to wonder from which country you are ? also nice puss id wrek it .
spread ur ass
>>676163791
If you don't like it you don't have to be here. Some people don't mind a little hair. anyway sorry people I've been summoned down to a friends. I don't see her often so I'll take a few more requests and go.
>>676163080
Looks yummy
>>676159241
>OP are you from middle, east europe, balkans ? Cause your room pretty much like from there
>>676163558
>>676164053
fuck off
>>676164053
Spread dat pussy
>>676163558
OMG!ANON HERE THAT SPOTTED THE OWL AT FIRST, I CAN SEE IT UNDER YOUR LEGS, SLIDE IT IN IN THAT MAGNIFICENT PUSSY, DO IT!
>>676164053
spread em, then you can leave
>>676164053
Post social security number.
show us dat butthole
>>676164053
Spread that ass open b4 you go
>>676164062
ur a kid fucker...
faget
>>676164053
spread your pussy before you go
>>676164053
Bend over and show us that asshole
>>676164149
Kek
Ass/pussy spread !
>>676164053
your body is great and pubic hair is hot
don't waste your time on the mouthbreathing children here who only know what a naked play doll looks like
>>676164053
sharpie in pooper
>>676164053
Can you take a picture of yourself fully clothed smiling? If not spread pussy?
show butthole
>>676164053
spread your pussy already
>>676164163
Butthole. Spread that butthole.
>>676163914
please please please
Show pussy pls
>>676164053
spread ass and pussy
>>676164130
this
>>676164283
Show
Butthole
