Tis a glorious day! Our lord and saviour has risen!
How have you celebrated Jesus Christ's resurrection today ?
>>676155233
i bought a bunch of candies and a stufed animal for my gf and im gonna make her a basket. im going over later when shes out of work to hang out and watch birdman. maybe grab a bite to eat.
thats it.
>>676155233
>tis
More like Twas
>>676155233
Masturbating furiously
I've been masturbating to 3dcg porn of nuns all morning
>>676155233
Fapping and playing vidya. Praise the lawd!
>>676155233
By fucking your mom's corpse
Jehepus Chris twas not born on this day nor any day you used condom.
Sexted with a new girl til 1 AM, got pics of her tits and got her to spread her pussy, I came hard. Happy Easter.
Shoved a pine cone in a prostitutes ass. She charged me a little more than normal but was well worth it
Fuck. I forgot.
I hope my gym is open.
>>676155233
First thing i do is go to a bath house and jerk off every dude there and then i go rape OP's dad.
>>676155943
Just called. They are. What a glorious day indeed.
I assume you all went to church and gave thanks on this glorious day?
>>676156228
I give thanks to ODIN for ridding the world of the blight of Frost Giants.
>>676156228
No but I just came balls deep in my girlfriend while thinking about the pert tits on her jailbait cousin. Came so hard I'm pretty sure I saw god. So that counts, right?
>>676157262
JOY TO THE WORLD
THE LORD IS CUM
>>676155233
HAPPY DEAD JEW ON A STICK DAY ANONS!!!
>>676155233
Easter is not the day Yeoshua Nazarene was executed. You scheduled it on that day so you could co-opt the Anglo-Saxon spring fertility festival, just like you scheduled his birthday on the winter solstice festival.
I refused to go to church but I was forced to write a apology letter And my mom is pissed with me
Keep Im mind that I'm 16, the reason I hate Easter is that my mom try's to force me into her unity cult
>>676157434
That was friday.
Today is Zombie Jesus Day
>>676157594
Why? Your dear mother just wants the best for you. She knows if you don't go to church you'll burn in eternal hellfire . She cares about your everlasting soul.
>>676155233
OH LOOK ITS THE NEVERENDING SHITPOST
>>676158242
>Your dear mother just wants the best for you
>>676158507
kek
>>676158242
I m an athiest
>>676155233
Fasting and church
>>676158651
well that's dumb
>>676155233
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eostre
Happy cultural appropriation day to you too. We'd expect you to be able to get the dates things happened in your own religion right. Apparently that's too much, so you just moved it so you could shit on some other religion's Easter.
>>676157594
>16
MODS
>>676158651
>>676157594
>16
>atheist
makes sense, 16 year olds are pretty edgy these days
>>676158651
Do you think one day when your older you will apologize to your mother for your atheism?
>>676158651
under developed brain
I see these threads daily, but I never actually participate in whatever the fuck. Just one question.
What is the OP image from? I'm sure it's a movie that I've fucking seen before. Some sci-fi shit.
>>676155233
I don't believe in zombies
>>676158242
I'm pretty sure the bible doesn't say that.
2000 yrs later and ppl are still celebrating grave robbing......
Well me and my boyfriend went to a gas station and we barely had money for some chips and soda so I stole a candy bar. I told him (my mistake) that I did and he flipped his shit. I ate it anyways cause Mr.Goodbars are fucking amazing.
>>676156228
Sure did, I officiated a gay wedding today. They paid me 500 bucks too. Truly a grand day indeed.
>>676159412
And human sacrifice, scapegoating, etc.
>>676159570
Well, half of one.
>>676156228
Nah. Stayed home and meditated
Fuck Off Troll
>>676159681
Oh too true. I wish more gay couples would use me for their weddings. As an atheist I have no religious problems with doing it, and since nobody else will they pay really well.
Eat Shit and DIE
Asshole atheist posing as a Christian.
>>676159343
neverending shitpost: the movie
>>676155233
>>676160402
The fuck you talking about? I actually got quite a few. I thought this thread would just die after I made it.
Leave it to /b/tards too complain about shitposts while simultaneously keeping them alive
Funny how the old testament AKA the original/old Bible makes it so that God is basically a dictator banning freedom of thought and independance. Like he punishes Adam and Eve for taking a fruit that gives them knowlage, oh and let's not forget that he made all who lived in Babelon suffer and not understand each other because he didn't want the humans (The tower of Babel) to reach the heavens. Hmm... What a nice guy
>>676155233
i smashed two eggs together
>>676155233
no one care m8